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| Topic | Is it illegal for a step dad to sleep with his 18+ year old step daughter? |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 04/29/18 5:55:43 PM #8 | Marty Jannetty is that you!? --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | Found a weird rusty knife in my friends bathroom. |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 04/29/18 5:51:44 PM #10 | Why not use some sharp scissors instead?? I use a thick pair of scissors for my turds. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | Found a weird rusty knife in my friends bathroom. |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 04/29/18 5:45:26 PM #8 | It's got some red tints in it... Is that blood in his stool!? --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | I'm new to basketball. Help me out CE. |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 04/29/18 5:22:05 PM #2 | yes --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | Found a weird rusty knife in my friends bathroom. |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 04/29/18 5:21:04 PM #6 | Turbam posted... It's to solve a puzzle but, but it smells like ass!! --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | don't you just love a huge slice of raw onion in your burger |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 04/29/18 5:15:34 PM #11 | ImTheMacheteGuy posted... Same with cilantro. Cilantro tastes like dish soap. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | Found a weird rusty knife in my friends bathroom. |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 04/29/18 5:14:16 PM #1 | It smells horrible like wtf is this thing for!? --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | How were you able to make friends or overcome your social anxiety, CE? |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 04/29/18 7:41:06 AM #13 | apolloooo posted... I never have problems making friends nut Can I be your friend?? --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | What's the most pain you'd ever been in? |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 04/29/18 7:40:17 AM #58 | Turtlebread posted... KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...My balls switched sides once, worst pain I've ever been in. Don't ever put your left ball on the right side and your right ball on the left. My doctor said it's terminal. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | Fuck I'm quick-crushing. Just had such a cosy date. |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 04/29/18 7:18:07 AM #35 | BalanceLost posted... gymbunnies What in the world is a gymbunnies?? --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | so if im gambling and i'm on a hot streak, is it poor form to stop? |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 04/29/18 7:14:51 AM #4 | No_U_L7 posted... i'm not betting everything tho, about 9% of my pot I lost my pot in a series of small fires. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | How were you able to make friends or overcome your social anxiety, CE? |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 04/29/18 7:13:40 AM #3 | I haven't :[ --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | What's the most pain you'd ever been in? |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 04/29/18 7:12:08 AM #55 | My balls switched sides once, worst pain I've ever been in. Don't ever put your left ball on the right side and your right ball on the left. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | This 72 y/o Tennessee Woman gives ORAL SEX to her 19 y/o HUSBAND EVERYDAY!! |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 04/29/18 7:08:32 AM #55 | |
| Topic | Riddle: A man is shipwrecked on an island for 6 months |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 04/28/18 7:03:52 PM #11 | He ripped his penis off and ate it. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | The mayor of Indianapolis just made goaltending illegal lmao |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 04/27/18 1:28:27 PM #5 | I thought the topc title said "The mayor of Indianapolis just made goatlending illegal lmao". Now I'm disappointed. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | You know what's an untapped market? |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 04/27/18 1:25:30 PM #6 | Red Baron has an awesome bacon egg and cheese breakfast pizza. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | $100 but the previous poster gets to kick you in the crotch. |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 04/27/18 2:52:30 AM #7 | Whats the catch?? --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | The unthinkable happened! |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 04/27/18 2:50:54 AM #12 | Turbam posted... I still can't believe it! Told you I could take it all ;] --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | I've got balls of steel |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 04/27/18 1:59:58 AM #15 | WilliamPorygon posted... uwnim posted...Does any game on Kongregate not suck? I really suck at that one... Got the medium badge and never looked back. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | I've got balls of steel |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 04/26/18 11:40:16 PM #12 | uwnim posted... Does any game on Kongregate not suck? They all suck. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | I've got balls of steel |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 04/26/18 11:32:34 PM #10 | Scotty_Rogers posted... No, you don't.  --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | ctrl+V Topic |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 04/26/18 11:22:55 PM #91 | balls --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | A lot of people on this site take this site too site seriously |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 04/26/18 11:20:46 PM #3 | I got yelled at on another board for not reading a sticky or something. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | I've got balls of steel |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 04/26/18 11:17:28 PM #4 | weekoldhotdog posted... do they hurt when it's cold outside? Hell yes they do, they even hurt when it's hot outside!! My balls fucking hurt. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | I've got balls of steel |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 04/26/18 11:04:00 PM #1 | balls balls balls balls balls of steel --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | Do lesbians like male genitalia? |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 04/25/18 5:46:58 PM #66 | Asherlee10 posted... KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...I'm a guy and I've have sex with more lesbians than I can care to count. They liked my extra large male genitalia but not anyone elses. What do you mean?? Sex isn't some secret that only a handful of people are in on, I have sex at least 6 times a day. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | *sips synthetic car oil* |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 04/25/18 3:08:06 PM #8 | Loghain posted... I'll steal their A/C and complimentary coffee flavored water Take a dump in the tank of the toilet instead of the bowl, it'll be hilarious. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | Guy 3 being a tool again |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 04/25/18 3:05:56 PM #20 | I'm guy #3 and I knew you'd make this topic and complain about shit lol you're so predictable lmao --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | is this weeaboo music? |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 04/25/18 2:53:14 PM #3 |  --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | *sips synthetic car oil* |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 04/25/18 2:51:02 PM #6 | Doesn't matter, you are more important than those chodes. Tell them to get their shit together or your leaving. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | *sips synthetic car oil* |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 04/25/18 2:35:38 PM #4 | Get up and start to leave, they will come out. The wait is a trick dealerships use on people. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | In 1998, the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell, fell 16 feet |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 04/25/18 1:58:46 PM #49 | WWE turns the gravity down so that moves don't as impactful. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | To protect the world from devastation |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 04/25/18 1:53:09 PM #3 | I don't wear condoms. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | Do lesbians like male genitalia? |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 04/25/18 1:50:33 PM #61 | I'm a guy and I've have sex with more lesbians than I can care to count. They liked my extra large male genitalia but not anyone elses. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | fuck i touched the metal part of my heater with my toe and now it bURNS |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 04/25/18 3:07:26 AM #28 | Reis posted... KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...Yup, gotta pick the scab off to pee now. I knew I could count on you buddy :] --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | fuck i touched the metal part of my heater with my toe and now it bURNS |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 04/25/18 3:04:32 AM #27 | Oh... That stings a little bit but at least you are being honest with me. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | fuck i touched the metal part of my heater with my toe and now it bURNS |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 04/25/18 3:02:34 AM #24 | I know you're all thinking "pics nao" but I don't have'em. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | fuck i touched the metal part of my heater with my toe and now it bURNS |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 04/25/18 2:19:20 AM #21 | DocileOrangeCup posted... KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...I touched one of those with the tip of my penis once. feelsgoodman.jpg Medz1286 posted... KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...I touched one of those with the tip of my penis once. Yup, gotta pick the scab off to pee now. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | fuck i touched the metal part of my heater with my toe and now it bURNS |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 04/25/18 2:11:44 AM #11 | I touched one of those with the tip of my penis once. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | My girlfriend gave me a restraining order |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 04/25/18 1:28:05 AM #11 | It isn't illegal, it's more of a suggestion. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | My girlfriend gave me a restraining order |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 04/25/18 1:24:47 AM #8 | What is a restraining order really, just an imaginary boundary. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | just discovered a new rapper, he's pretty good. kid trunks |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 04/25/18 1:22:26 AM #5 | Still nothing compared to D. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | Finally started Dexter again, on season 4 (spoilers) |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 04/25/18 1:00:16 AM #27 | Season 5 and 6 are a bit of a disappointment but the season 6 finale + season 7 are awesome. Last season is garbage but you have to watch it because you're invested in it. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | If the police start knocking on your door |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 04/24/18 1:15:11 AM #10 | CapnMuffin posted... Slide your dukes under the door.  --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | Girl I use to know just offered to be my side chick |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 04/24/18 1:12:39 AM #20 | Wonder what would happen if someone called her. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | Google says this is a girl. |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 04/22/18 10:05:39 PM #6 |  Google says this is a pointy fucking chin. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | Sat down on a warm toilet seat at the gym |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 04/22/18 10:03:56 PM #2 | It always makes me pee a little bit when the seat is warm. :] --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | Man gets lifetime ban from Empress Hotels lifted after 18 years... |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 04/22/18 6:10:27 AM #38 | My reaction reading this story...  --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
| Topic | Funerals are stupid. |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 04/22/18 1:10:11 AM #26 | After I die just toss my ass in a wood chipper and be done with it. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! |
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