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| Topic | Democratic congressman wants to confiscate firearms and punish those who resist. |
| Pepys Monster 05/04/18 2:07:56 PM #51 | The Deadpool posted... 0atmealcreampie posted...The Deadpool posted...We want to ban guns!!! Why do mass shootings happen in gun free zones, but never a gun show? --- House music owns. |
| Topic | Man chokes daughter's bully after he smiled at him. |
| Pepys Monster 05/03/18 11:45:11 PM #56 | Bullies deserve an ass whooping. --- House music owns. |
| Topic | You ever hear of "described porn" for blind people? |
| Pepys Monster 05/03/18 6:42:44 PM #29 | I tried to see what it was, and I found a video where two guys were narrating and laughing. It didn't seem sexy at all. --- House music owns. |
| Topic | Shoutout to my followers. |
| Pepys Monster 05/03/18 6:37:34 PM #12 | Weird, GameFAQs said there was a new post. It must be a glitch. --- House music owns. |
| Topic | Shoutout to my followers. |
| Pepys Monster 05/03/18 5:29:36 PM #10 | bulletproofvita posted... Hey buddy just sleeping, had a few drinks last night.... Regret lol It sounds like more than a few, haha. --- House music owns. |
| Topic | Shoutout to my followers. |
| Pepys Monster 05/03/18 5:28:33 PM #8 | Loghain posted... So you completely forgot about her? What does my girlfriend have to do with anything, and why are you so bitter that you're pretending she's imaginary? --- House music owns. |
| Topic | Cool Cat no longer making a school shooter save the kids short film. |
| Pepys Monster 05/03/18 5:07:14 PM #3 | It's unfortunate that this guy still has $9100 despite completely changing the film's plot. Everyone should get their refund. --- House music owns. |
| Topic | Shoutout to my followers. |
| Pepys Monster 05/03/18 4:25:59 PM #5 | Loghain posted... Is this the new chapter in the imaginary girlfriend saga? What? --- House music owns. |
| Topic | Shoutout to my followers. |
| Pepys Monster 05/03/18 4:25:45 PM #4 | Duncanwii posted... My last day of classes is Tuesday. Only think I have my finals left to do. Excellent. --- House music owns. |
| Topic | You ever hear of "described porn" for blind people? |
| Pepys Monster 05/03/18 4:20:13 PM #14 | In 2016, top searches [...] included "lesbians scissoring," "Harley Quinn," and "ebony"all preferences based on striking visual elements Are that many people seriously searching for "Harley Quinn" on porn sites? --- House music owns. |
| Topic | You ever hear of "described porn" for blind people? |
| Pepys Monster 05/03/18 4:17:31 PM #12 | I thought porn for blind people is girls doing ASMR. --- House music owns. |
| Topic | Shoutout to my followers. |
| Pepys Monster 05/03/18 4:11:13 PM #1 | |
| Topic | $20K, but you must ghost your GF/wife. |
| Pepys Monster 05/02/18 11:21:33 PM #1 | Would you take the money? --- House music owns. |
| Topic | So my girlfriend said she's sexually attracted to me. |
| Pepys Monster 05/02/18 9:48:53 PM #55 | My girl loves having sex with me. We dont always get to because we live far apart, though. Maybe your girl isnt the right girl for you. --- House music owns. |
| Topic | Conservatives furious at governor candidate for pointing gun at child during ad. |
| Pepys Monster 05/02/18 11:59:39 AM #38 | UnfairRepresent posted... Pepys Monster posted...Its a misdemeanor to point a firearm at someone for no reason. Im just saying that the concept of a dad who thinks he can act this way is dumb. He shouldnt claim to care about the second amendment while violating the rules of weapon safety. Its irresponsible and illegal to point a shotgun at a kid who isnt a threat to his or his daughters safety. --- House music owns. |
| Topic | Conservatives furious at governor candidate for pointing gun at child during ad. |
| Pepys Monster 05/02/18 11:43:18 AM #34 | Intimidating dads are a joke. Its a misdemeanor to point a firearm at someone for no reason. Its murder or attempted murder if he shoots you. --- House music owns. |
| Topic | The perfect girl, but she doesn't smoke weed. |
| Pepys Monster 05/02/18 3:04:18 AM #1 | Would you accept her? --- House music owns. |
| Topic | Straight men of CE: Would you let a man suck your dick for $10k? |
| Pepys Monster 05/01/18 11:50:40 PM #44 | awesome999 posted... Guys saying no are either rich or not confident of their sexualities I have a girl. I'm not cheating on her with a guy for $10K. --- House music owns. |
| Topic | Tell me why you think you can't get a girlfriend. |
| Pepys Monster 05/01/18 6:27:34 PM #21 | ehhwhatever posted... Women turn into cops around me, why can't they be substitute teachers instead? That would be better. kUrUpT318 posted... In all seriousness... I find that a lot of women don't want a good man. They want a man to show them a good time. This is why I'm single Why not be a good man AND show them a good time? WilliamPorygon posted... She'd have to not want kids and be into all the same ridiculous fetishes I am. I don't know what you're into, but that doesn't sound difficult at all. Plenty of women don't want kids. Villain posted... I'm 609 lbs, have no legs and only 1 arm Are you serious? I think going on a diet and exercising would be a good first step. Vulgorn posted... i look like tc You wish you did. Both women and men think I'm cute. --- House music owns. |
| Topic | Tell me why you think you can't get a girlfriend. |
| Pepys Monster 05/01/18 6:16:04 PM #10 | Warrior_Man posted... Girl stole my heart and moved across the country and I can't break myself from her. So she dumped you? Accept that it's over. KogaSteelfang posted... Mostly because I'm a shut in, who doesn't know how to talk to people, and end up never making a move when there's someone I'm interested in. You assume that others succeed easily, but it isn't easy for everyone to find a relationship. Work on not being a shut in, socialize to increase your social skills, make friends, and if a girl likes you, she might just make the first move. The Wheelman1 posted... I have poor communication skills and social anxiety. It's not easy in the slightest for a guy like me to land a cute girl. You have to work on those communication skills. --- House music owns. |
| Topic | Your GAY friend accidentally sees your COCK |
| Pepys Monster 05/01/18 5:48:53 PM #17 | "Whoops. Let's pretend that never happened." --- House music owns. |
| Topic | Zombie apocalypse begins, they're banging on your door about to enter |
| Pepys Monster 05/01/18 5:47:16 PM #29 | I have two AR-15s, a Glock 17, and a Beretta M9. I'm set. --- House music owns. |
| Topic | Tell me why you think you can't get a girlfriend. |
| Pepys Monster 05/01/18 5:38:32 PM #3 | Muffinz0rz posted... Remember when you tried arguing with me over not taking a cell phone on a jog? Millennials can't even go for a jog without bringing their smartphone. Sad! --- House music owns. |
| Topic | Tell me why you think you can't get a girlfriend. |
| Pepys Monster 05/01/18 5:37:23 PM #1 | And I'll tell you why it's a bullshit excuse. --- House music owns. |
| Topic | Why do guys send perverted messages to women on social media? |
| Pepys Monster 05/01/18 5:22:26 PM #11 | Why are people taking this topic seriously as if incels from India represent all men? --- House music owns. |
| Topic | Why do you think people like to smoke weed? |
| Pepys Monster 05/01/18 5:21:08 PM #19 | BloodyNate posted... Anisoptera posted...Please don't try to order food from a restaurant while you are high. You will take a long time to order and the cashier will have a difficult time understanding you. It's a skill. --- House music owns. |
| Topic | How does it feel knowing a Chad is Chad blasting your future husband/wife rn? |
| Pepys Monster 04/30/18 5:11:15 PM #18 | Letron_James posted... Prestoff posted...https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DOnmvFXWkAIkfyf.jpg It's funny because it just assumes that the total happiness in the world has increased. It's mental gymnastics to be okay with cuckoldry. --- House music owns. |
| Topic | Cosby juror reveals what sealed his fate |
| Pepys Monster 04/30/18 3:51:21 PM #3 | Creepy Cosby isn't going to get away with it anymore. --- House music owns. |
| Topic | How does it feel knowing a Chad is Chad blasting your future husband/wife rn? |
| Pepys Monster 04/30/18 3:47:21 PM #5 | My future wife is already mine. :) --- House music owns. |
| Topic | chads vs incels, new version |
| Pepys Monster 04/30/18 3:05:06 PM #175 | Xenozoa425 posted... Someone post the "I am an alpha of the highest caliber" macro lmao How is it funny that I'm better-looking and more successful with women than you? --- House music owns. |
| Topic | chads vs incels, new version |
| Pepys Monster 04/30/18 3:03:54 PM #174 | Orthopox12 posted... Sex isnt even that great. I mean it can be but even then its still not nearly worth the hype its given. Something something biology. Then you're doing it wrong. --- House music owns. |
| Topic | chads vs incels, new version |
| Pepys Monster 04/30/18 3:00:59 PM #172 | I must be a Chad since I have a cute girlfriend who is in love with me. --- House music owns. |
| Topic | Does anyone think there is a more punchable face and annoying voice? |
| Pepys Monster 04/30/18 2:34:27 AM #2 |  --- House music owns. |
| Topic | My Lyft driver was attractive. |
| Pepys Monster 04/30/18 1:20:53 AM #1 | I tipped her $2. --- House music owns. |
| Topic | The definition of insanity is not that cliche |
| Pepys Monster 04/29/18 11:51:11 AM #5 | I laugh on the inside because whoever is saying it thinks theyre smart, but theyre not. --- House music owns. |
| Topic | Relatives from Asian continue to berate me for being single after 30. |
| Pepys Monster 04/29/18 11:49:22 AM #8 | I have a cute raver girlfriend who wants to marry me. GOML. --- House music owns. |
| Topic | 'Lets Make a Deal': Guy embarrassingly put in the friend zone, rejected on tv |
| Pepys Monster 04/29/18 11:23:03 AM #42 | I just watched the video. This looks fake as fuck, like they're acting out a skit. --- House music owns. |
| Topic | I just realized a girl gave me her number. |
| Pepys Monster 04/27/18 8:06:25 PM #7 | TeaMilk posted... how long ago was it? if its just a week or 2 you could be honest and say you didn't see it until now It was 2 months ago, but I have a girl now, so I just deleted it. --- House music owns. |
| Topic | Online misogynists praised Toronto attack and calls Alek their new saint |
| Pepys Monster 04/27/18 5:06:24 PM #32 | The gun made him do it. Oh wait, he used a van. --- House music owns. |
| Topic | have you ever gave a gift to another guy? |
| Pepys Monster 04/27/18 4:58:58 PM #4 | WTF is wrong with his arm? --- House music owns. |
| Topic | Good number of incels are pieces of shit |
| Pepys Monster 04/27/18 4:54:50 PM #65 | chaos knight posted... Ricemills posted...what's wrong with "nice guys" anyway? i pretend to be "good employee" in order to get paid. Nice guy: Would you like to go on a date and have coffee with me? Such deception! He didnt even TELL HER that what he REALLY wants is SEX! --- House music owns. |
| Topic | Speed vs Strength |
| Pepys Monster 04/27/18 4:23:28 PM #6 | Cell proved that strength without speed sucks when he fought Super Trunks. --- House music owns. |
| Topic | I've never seen someone make a good argument for banning the AR-15. |
| Pepys Monster 04/27/18 3:40:54 PM #36 | Liberals think that a home invader is a friendly guy who would never do any harm to them. --- House music owns. |
| Topic | 'Lets Make a Deal': Guy embarrassingly put in the friend zone, rejected on tv |
| Pepys Monster 04/27/18 3:36:18 PM #17 | He should have been born a Chad. --- House music owns. |
| Topic | depression hitting hard today after a long time of peace |
| Pepys Monster 04/27/18 3:28:15 PM #7 | Dance the depression away. --- House music owns. |
| Topic | I'm realizing how much one to the movies I have to cut back on if I have kids. |
| Pepys Monster 04/27/18 3:24:45 PM #2 | How much one to the movies --- House music owns. |
| Topic | I've never seen someone make a good argument for banning the AR-15. |
| Pepys Monster 04/27/18 2:40:14 PM #29 | Liberals always get owned in gun debates, then slink off back to their echo chambers where they can feel right. --- House music owns. |
| Topic | Courtney from the Match commercials is batshit. |
| Pepys Monster 04/27/18 2:27:18 PM #3 | In my experience, women from dating sites are boring as fuck. --- House music owns. |
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