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Topici got $75 in amazon gift cards for my birthday. what should i get
ClarkDuke
07/02/18 4:02:49 AM
#39
Jen0125 posted...
ClarkDuke posted...
Lube, lots of lube, ok?


For what

I'm not getting laid

Maybe a slip and slide

For indoor slip and slides, water based lube works best, ok?
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TopicConcern for others? LOL don't make me laugh.
ClarkDuke
07/02/18 3:51:25 AM
#18
That's just the fumes from the dog poop talking, ok?
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TopicButt chugging vodka
ClarkDuke
07/02/18 3:43:10 AM
#2
TopicRodney Dangerfield had some of the best films, ok?
ClarkDuke
07/02/18 3:40:47 AM
#1
TopicPolice called on 12 year old for "mowing the wrong lawn"
ClarkDuke
07/02/18 3:36:25 AM
#32
dioxxys posted...
As Zeus says I don't think this is a matter of race

The two of you should start a club, or clan, ok?
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Topicadultswim came out with the most cringeworthy show ever recently
ClarkDuke
07/02/18 3:33:51 AM
#5
Topici got $75 in amazon gift cards for my birthday. what should i get
ClarkDuke
07/02/18 3:33:00 AM
#37
Topicadultswim came out with the most cringeworthy show ever recently
ClarkDuke
07/02/18 3:29:08 AM
#3
We'd care if your diet didn't consist of cereal, eat an orange, ok?
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TopicHow would you rate Donald J Trump's performance as POTUS so far?
ClarkDuke
07/02/18 3:26:32 AM
#46
Blightzkrieg posted...
Zeus posted...
Accuses a guy who has consistently attempted to undermine the legitimacy of the sitting president, an act which only benefits foreign powers.

Your English is legit slipping here my man.

He's a Russian bot, ok?
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TopicI'm Autistic, so everyone bullies and makes fun of me
ClarkDuke
07/02/18 3:24:45 AM
#108
Life is suffering, and death is the ultimate release from suffering, ok?
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TopicI have a personal rule, never kiss on a 1st date, ok?
ClarkDuke
07/02/18 3:23:03 AM
#11
Jen0125 posted...
i never kiss on the mouth during sex on the first date, ok?

Perfect rule, oral herpes is rampant, ok?

wwinterj25 posted...
I've a personal rule to never be kissed again. So far I've stuck to that rule, ok?

Cold sores are a bitch, ok?

wwinterj25 posted...
EclairReturns posted...
That's basically me, but it's not really a rule. >_>


Kiss the mirror, ok?

What if he's straight, wigs are expensive, ok?
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TopicDo you like this person: Chris Hardwick
ClarkDuke
06/30/18 10:56:41 PM
#34
She cheated on him, her careers plateaued, now he's her chance to be relevant again, ok?
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TopicHad to call the paramedics on my brother today. FUCK.
ClarkDuke
06/30/18 10:26:08 PM
#47
OneTimeBen posted...
ClarkDuke posted...
Jen0125 posted...
sounds like drugs

And why does a person feel the need to do the most harmful and destructive drugs?

Chasing the high, ok?
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TopicHappy Birthday Jen
ClarkDuke
06/30/18 10:10:36 PM
#19
TopicHad to call the paramedics on my brother today. FUCK.
ClarkDuke
06/30/18 10:09:18 PM
#45
TopicThis Dad is FURIOUS that his 16 y/o Autistic Daughter can DATE a 44 y/o MAN!!!
ClarkDuke
06/30/18 10:08:09 PM
#2
TopicMy former coworker is doing really well for a dude who got crushed.
ClarkDuke
06/30/18 10:06:22 PM
#11
Your coworker sounds like an upbeat guy, and the lawsuit will set him up for life, ok?
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TopicI have a personal rule, never kiss on a 1st date, ok?
ClarkDuke
06/30/18 10:02:34 PM
#1
Could be the why the sex on the 1st date comes off impersonal, ok?
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TopicAnyone here own any rental properties?
ClarkDuke
06/29/18 5:33:53 PM
#32
lihlih posted...
I used to listen to a financial advice thing on the radio a lot when I used to have a working radio in my work truck.
A lot of calls were rental property owners asking for help, and the radio guy even mentioned multiple times that rental properties are hard to work with, and there's a pretty big chance of you either losing money on it or not making profit for many years.

But then again, he thinks trickle down economy works, so I'd take what he says with a grain of salt.

You ruined my high, ok?
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Topici got prescribed one of the newest anti-depressants on the market
ClarkDuke
06/29/18 5:32:30 PM
#67
RCtheWSBC posted...
Jen0125 posted...
If sunwu ever gets cancer he'll just get a chakra realignment and call it a day.

"just rub this essential oil blend onto your temples and meditate"

I laughed heartily, ok?
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TopicAnyone here own any rental properties?
ClarkDuke
06/29/18 5:23:59 PM
#30
TopicSupreme Court to lose its swing voter: Justice Anthony Kennedy to retire.
ClarkDuke
06/29/18 5:21:13 PM
#58
Zeus posted...
The fact you consider it a factual statement makes you seem absurd

Hilarious coming from you, ok?
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TopicNintendo just made both the cheapest, and most expensive gaming peripheral
ClarkDuke
06/29/18 5:13:41 PM
#8
Revelation34 posted...
Dikitain posted...
https://www.logitechg.com/en-us/farm-simulation

^ The most expensive one I have seen, but I am sure there are more expensive ones out there.


Why would anybody want that?

The state doesn't allow anyone on disability to save any cash, ok?
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TopicHow would you rate Donald J Trump's performance as POTUS so far?
ClarkDuke
06/29/18 5:11:09 PM
#28
Topiclololol
ClarkDuke
06/29/18 5:04:12 PM
#4
You have the undeserved ego of Jeremy Piven, ok?
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TopicThis is the sort of negative influence that western media exerts on cultures
ClarkDuke
06/29/18 4:59:44 PM
#4
Blightzkrieg posted...
JanwayDaahl posted...
I do not support homosexuality in any way.

Except by living through lesbian fantasies in video games

Homerun, ok?
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TopicSupreme Court to lose its swing voter: Justice Anthony Kennedy to retire.
ClarkDuke
06/28/18 1:15:30 AM
#43
McSame_as_Bush posted...
I didn't say he was a fascist. Reading comprehension much?

Rasmoh is a fascist, ok?
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Topici got prescribed one of the newest anti-depressants on the market
ClarkDuke
06/27/18 10:01:17 PM
#14
streamofthesky posted...
Pretty sure at this point that the drug companies just come out w/ new pills when the current one is about to become available as a generic and hype it as a major improvement, just to unendingly milk exclusivity for as much money as they can. And it has absolutely nothing to do w/ actual research advancements.
Maybe I'm just cynical.

Heard antidepressants help with that, ok?
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TopicSupreme Court to lose its swing voter: Justice Anthony Kennedy to retire.
ClarkDuke
06/27/18 9:59:24 PM
#37
Metal_Mario99 posted...
Anyone who thinks any American president is a fascist is a fucking moron.

Remember when you said Obama was a fascist, I do, ok?
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TopicAnother Day, Another White Woman caught on camera threatening 911 on Black kid
ClarkDuke
06/27/18 9:36:00 PM
#43
Blightzkrieg posted...
Reminder that Ohhhja is a known racist who continues to defend the kidnapping of mexican children despite the entirety of the government and sane populace condemning it.

Reminder that Muscles is literally Muscles.

POTD needs to be reminded more, ok?
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Topicpeople are mad that Chris Pratt made more on JW2 than the lady
ClarkDuke
06/27/18 9:31:33 PM
#22
shadowsword87 posted...
No, not the response to the outcry, the actual outcry.

He's part of the problem he's complaining about, ok?
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Topic60 y/o White Man WEEPS as he gets LIFE for Killing a Black Kid and BRAGGED!!!
ClarkDuke
06/27/18 9:22:58 PM
#9
yourDaddie posted...
Why are fat people more racist?

Their junk doesn't work, ok?
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Topicyour child says he's trans. he wants hormones and surgery, ok?
ClarkDuke
06/27/18 9:12:50 PM
#48
xjayguyx posted...
ClarkDuke posted...
Tell him to wait till his penis develops further, ok?


Like your parents tell you, ok?

my parents don't talk about my penis, ok?
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Topicyour child says he's trans. he wants hormones and surgery, ok?
ClarkDuke
06/27/18 4:54:33 PM
#42
Muscles posted...
Get them into a psychologist ands see if it's right for them, and if it is then do whatever steps are next before she gets too much testosterone so she actually lookslike a woman and has the hormoneof a woman instead of looking like a cross dresser the rest of her life

Your baby was a girl, could've sworn you said boy, ok?
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Topicyour child says he's trans. he wants hormones and surgery, ok?
ClarkDuke
06/27/18 4:45:09 PM
#40
Tell him to wait till his penis develops further, ok?
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TopicIs Jen looking for a sugar daddy?
ClarkDuke
06/27/18 4:43:55 PM
#20
xjayguyx posted...
ClarkDuke posted...
Zeus posted...
rexcrk posted...
I find it weird how obsessed with that girl this board is.


tbh, she has an army of white knights under her command and a vicious, obsessive, possessive side-kick.

are we pretending your boyfriend doesn't exist?


You forgot, ok? ... ,ok?

I'm not a gimmick, here for your amusement, ok?
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Topicare we over this funko pop garbage yet?
ClarkDuke
06/27/18 4:42:25 PM
#19
TopicI didn't know America had children concentration camps
ClarkDuke
06/27/18 4:27:46 PM
#53
Metal_Mario99 posted...
I never did anything racist to anybody.

But we all know you're a racist, ok?
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TopicI want to live alone in the desert
ClarkDuke
06/27/18 4:21:19 PM
#6
Firewood18 posted...
I want to be like Georgia O'Keefe

Paint portraits of your junk?
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TopicDo you like this person: Chris Hardwick
ClarkDuke
06/27/18 4:19:31 PM
#26
TopicIs Jen looking for a sugar daddy?
ClarkDuke
06/27/18 4:08:49 PM
#18
Zeus posted...
rexcrk posted...
I find it weird how obsessed with that girl this board is.


tbh, she has an army of white knights under her command and a vicious, obsessive, possessive side-kick.

are we pretending your boyfriend doesn't exist?
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TopicWhat food usually gives you the runs?
ClarkDuke
06/27/18 4:05:51 PM
#26
I shit like a goose after eating hawaiian food, ok?
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TopicIt's my birthday!
ClarkDuke
06/26/18 9:55:46 PM
#28
LaggnFragnLarry posted...
i usually like to drink my age in beer for my birthday

Classic Larry, ok?
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TopicAnd the layoffs from an "easy to win" trade war have started...
ClarkDuke
06/26/18 9:53:04 PM
#15
adjl posted...
Man, if only another president in recent history had tried enacting tariffs on steel so Trump could have learned from that history instead of having to make this mistake himself. That would have been so convenient.

I smell sarcasm, ok?
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Topici got prescribed one of the newest anti-depressants on the market
ClarkDuke
06/26/18 9:52:15 PM
#7
Andromicus posted...
I'd love an anti depressant that doesn't mess with my dick

Start doing kegel's, ok?
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TopicWhy does Link have pink hair in A Link To The Past?
ClarkDuke
06/26/18 9:43:56 PM
#7
TopicAnd the layoffs from an "easy to win" trade war have started...
ClarkDuke
06/26/18 9:38:18 PM
#12
Zeus posted...
Well, considering that people *not* working at the company blame Trump, you'd think people with a more personal stake might. Granted, at least one self-ID'd as a Trump voter -- and said that he'd vote for him again -- and another noted that with the improved economy, they'd likely be able to find jobs elsewhere. I guess the rest must have some insights that undercut Harley blaming tariffs.

Aren't you on unemployment, ok?
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Topicthey should make a movie about the Trump/Kim summit
ClarkDuke
06/25/18 8:37:47 PM
#22
Zeus posted...
Smarkil posted...
Why would we have a movie about an event where virtually nothing changed?


To be fair, this *could* be the first step towards much bigger things so down the road it could be a momentous event worthy of a film.

but you're a neo-Nazi, making you a bad judge on what is momentous, ok?
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TopicThis 29 y/o MARINE tried to ATTACK Trump and make him CRY LIKE A LITTLE B****!!!
ClarkDuke
06/25/18 8:25:18 PM
#3
Zeus posted...
It'd take more than a slap or a punch to get him to cry.

Slaps and punches would give him an erection, ok?
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Topicthey should make a movie about the Trump/Kim summit
ClarkDuke
06/25/18 8:05:40 PM
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