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| Topic | I called back one of those scam overseas calls the other month before I knew. |
| Chicken_Butt 06/01/18 12:47:02 AM #3 | Troll them to hell and back. Make them hate calling you. |
| Topic | Mod incompetence strikes again. Tsk tsk |
| Chicken_Butt 06/01/18 12:45:10 AM #2 | ShutTheF---_Up |
| Topic | Would you rather have sex with an android or a cyborg? |
| Chicken_Butt 06/01/18 12:39:08 AM #9 | DavidWong posted... Android (18) Android 18 (is actually a cyborg) |
| Topic | Would you rather have sex with an android or a cyborg? |
| Chicken_Butt 06/01/18 12:38:34 AM #7 | Android best choice. - Can't get pregnant - No pesky human element to bother with - Can be programmed/reprogrammed to suit your needs - 2B - Easy to replace if/when destroyed |
| Topic | Do you think Rey is a relatable character? |
| Chicken_Butt 06/01/18 12:21:21 AM #5 | Yes. I, too, often think about Ben Swolo nude. |
| Topic | $100k to do it with Ivanka Trump but Donald walks in as soon as you finish |
| Chicken_Butt 05/29/18 4:44:23 PM #6 | gunplagirl posted... Kitt posted...Where's the down side? Yeah, nobody wants those presidential sloppy seconds. |
| Topic | Was Star Wars (OT) ever really that good? |
| Chicken_Butt 05/28/18 3:49:52 PM #1 | Was/Is Star Wars (the original trilogy) good? - Results (12 votes)
The movies were great then, and they're great now!
75% (9 votes)
9
The movies were great then, but they suck now!
0% (0 votes)
0
The movies sucked then, and they suck now!
25% (3 votes)
3
The movies sucked then, but they're great now!
0% (0 votes)
0
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| Topic | So I hear Batgirl is getting a CW show, but... |
| Chicken_Butt 05/28/18 8:34:42 AM #5 | That is highly disappointing. |
| Topic | So I hear Batgirl is getting a CW show, but... |
| Chicken_Butt 05/28/18 8:29:38 AM #3 | Oh. |
| Topic | So I hear Batgirl is getting a CW show, but... |
| Chicken_Butt 05/28/18 8:24:50 AM #1 | Is it going to be the sassy Barbara Gordon, the dopey but her heart's in the right place Stephanie Brown, or the badass Cassandra Cain, a Batgirl so Bat-tastic even Batman said she was a better Batman than he is? |
| Topic | Tits are pizza, ass is burger |
| Chicken_Butt 05/28/18 7:55:29 AM #1 | Pizza's nice. Pizza looks good, pizza's fun to play around with - you can add all sorts of toppings, stuff the crust, it's doughy and feels good in your hands... but it's hard to get full on pizza. And you're just hungry again later. You're never really satisfied with just pizza. Burger on the other hand is amazing. Burger, you can stuff as much meat between the buns as you wish. Burger is just such a complete experience. You can hold it with both hands, you can eat it, you can absolutely SLAM a burger. You can have it wrapped up for you or just eat it right there, no need for to-go box. Burger is thick, juicy, savory. The smell, the taste, everything about burger is amazing. And when you have burger, you're always satisfied. Nobody walks away after enjoying a big, sexy burger like "man, that was good, but I'm not satisfied." Burger always satisfies. |
| Topic | We are never going to get a new Twisted Metal, are we? |
| Chicken_Butt 05/27/18 9:17:17 AM #5 | Well, no. Probably not. But you can kinda play open-world Twisted Metal in Far Cry 5. Just join a session, and convince the other guy y'all should do a vehicles-only deathmatch. (Pro-tip: Always pick The Widowmaker). |
| Topic | Hump it and dump it. |
| Chicken_Butt 05/26/18 9:04:23 PM #40 | Get her wetti then palms spaghetti |
| Topic | Hump it and dump it. |
| Chicken_Butt 05/26/18 7:25:47 PM #24 | Penetrate and defenestrate |
| Topic | What did Finn and Rose gain from their adventure? (TLJ spoilers) |
| Chicken_Butt 05/26/18 4:21:53 PM #29 | _Rinku_ posted... Also, lol @ using "tumblr-hair." You guys aren't even trying to hide your bitter misogyny. That escalated quickly. I am anything but misogynistic. I would use the same joke on a male actor with purple great clips hair. |
| Topic | What did Finn and Rose gain from their adventure? (TLJ spoilers) |
| Chicken_Butt 05/26/18 3:55:19 PM #18 | I feel like Poe would have acted much more rationally if tumblr-hair had actually bothered to fill him in on... well... anything. From his perspective she was flying the resistance right into the ground. I get that grunts are just supposed to follow orders, but Poe was very clearly not the kind to just follow orders, so Holdo should have been attentive and treated him like a person and actually discussed what was going on with him. If she'd done that, maybe not so much of the mutiny and they could have focused on survival. She's not a very good leader. |
| Topic | What did Finn and Rose gain from their adventure? (TLJ spoilers) |
| Chicken_Butt 05/26/18 3:45:21 PM #11 | Honestly, though I liked Last Jedi, I feel like it was fucking awful of Rian to take the direction the new trilogy was heading in and just derail it like that. JJ did a lot to set up certain encounters, like Finn and Phasma, Rey and Luke, Rey and Kylo... Rey and her parents... But Rian was like "lol whatever I do what I want" and what he wanted was incoherent and rather dumb. |
| Topic | Roll your super power |
| Chicken_Butt 05/26/18 12:27:09 PM #53 | http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Element_Drain The user can drain elemental properties from the physical bodies or forms of others in their vicinity. For example, the user can drain the calcium from the bones of others to make them brittle and weak, or drain the carbon from carbon-based life to cause instant death. Hell yeah. |
| Topic | Hey, let's put all the incels in Japan! |
| Chicken_Butt 05/26/18 12:21:44 PM #2 | From what I've seen/read, white dudes tend to be pretty lucky over there. Long as you're not a big jelly belly blob man with acne, anyway. If you're in decent shape, even with below average looks you're gonna do alright with the jpn gals. |
| Topic | I thought CE said cats weren't needy bitches |
| Chicken_Butt 05/26/18 12:12:45 PM #4 | ItsVinceRusso posted... Cats are always cool with guests. Now dis just ain't true. My dang aunt had a dang cat named Susan (da cat was Susan, not my aunt, my aunt was Brenda who named her dang cat Susan). Susan was a gat-dang psycho bitch. You come up in da house, Susan runs atcha full speed and does that shit cats do where they grab ya with them front claws n' rake ya legs and arms with them back claws. Ya don't even have ta do anything offensive. Susan just goes apeshit at da drop of a hat. One time Brenda brought a dude over and dang Susan raked him up so bad da dude had ta get stitches. He broke up wit Brenda cause she said she would not get ridda da dang cat, and den da dude sued her for da hospital bill. Dis is why you should never name a dang cat Susan. |
| Topic | why is this gif so hot |
| Chicken_Butt 05/26/18 12:04:55 PM #5 | Here, we can observe a cleverly disguised thot. Despite her appearance, that of a person with a serious adult profession, her thottery boils to the surface at every opportunity. |
| Topic | Imagine being a virgin/incel in 2018. |
| Chicken_Butt 05/25/18 10:56:02 PM #3 | ^Spotted da virgin Also I'm a virgin too still Oh well |
| Topic | Woman forced blowjob on cable repairman. |
| Chicken_Butt 05/25/18 10:42:49 PM #41 | FairyLeviathan posted... Looked at the article and saw one titled "Rape Suspect Found Not Guilty After Showing Penis in Court" Nope. If you, a filthy disgusting man pig, are ever accused of anything by a woman, you must strip naked in court and show the honorable judge your butthole and dongus. Then you must apply the mustard to the nipples. Always mustard the nipples. Only then can your innocence be established. |
| Topic | Woman forced blowjob on cable repairman. |
| Chicken_Butt 05/25/18 10:35:22 PM #35 | IslamMD posted... The cable guy was there to work on her box Hell yeah he was! LOL But no, seriously, that's messed up. |
| Topic | Texas shooter won't get death penalty or life imprisonment |
| Chicken_Butt 05/21/18 8:15:21 PM #14 | HylianFox posted... It's good to be white, I guess? I like how it's totally okay to stereotype as long as it's against white people. |
| Topic | I'm gay |
| Chicken_Butt 05/21/18 8:09:23 PM #8 | You're also pro child-abuse but hey don't let me derail your thread. |
| Topic | I can only imagine how much this job pays. |
| Chicken_Butt 05/20/18 8:15:16 PM #2 | $5/hr |
| Topic | What did Britney mean by "Hit me baby one more time"? |
| Chicken_Butt 05/20/18 8:13:34 PM #17 | TheCEmanCometh posted... It doesnt mean physically hit me, says Spears. It means just give me a sign, basically. I think its kind of funny that people would actually think thats what it meant. Well gee, if that don't sound just like what someone singing a song about domestic battery would say. |
| Topic | Holy Shit at this pedophile on reddit. |
| Chicken_Butt 05/20/18 8:12:01 PM #66 | chetmanly posted... how am i defending a pedophile? If you're not, then clearly you're not doing anything wrong, so who's your main? |
| Topic | If sayings were more honest |
| Chicken_Butt 05/20/18 8:10:22 PM #5 | An apple a day has little to no impact on the frequency of your doctor visits. |
| Topic | Holy Shit at this pedophile on reddit. |
| Chicken_Butt 05/20/18 8:07:58 PM #62 | Why would your gfaqs cred go down, Chet? All you're doing is defending pedophi-... oh. |
| Topic | If sayings were more honest |
| Chicken_Butt 05/20/18 8:06:24 PM #1 | Cheaters often prosper. inb4"the average man..." |
| Topic | Holy Shit at this pedophile on reddit. |
| Chicken_Butt 05/20/18 8:05:02 PM #58 | Chicken_Butt posted... Who's your main, Chet? |
| Topic | Holy Shit at this pedophile on reddit. |
| Chicken_Butt 05/20/18 7:59:22 PM #55 | Who's your main, Chet? |
| Topic | Holy Shit at this pedophile on reddit. |
| Chicken_Butt 05/20/18 7:55:22 PM #48 | Terrible post. Watching gore is just simple morbid curiosity for most. Watching children exploited is far more depraved and the people viewing it are typically doing it for their own sexual pleasure which is yet more disturbing. |
| Topic | Holy Shit at this pedophile on reddit. |
| Chicken_Butt 05/20/18 7:20:55 PM #31 | This isn't just the dark side of reddit. It's the dark side of any site you're on. The statistics for just how many people <might> be pedos these days is fucking alarming. In 2008, a Dr. Seto estimated the prevalence of pedophiles to be about 5% of the population. I bet he'd estimate somewhere closer to 8-10% if he conducted those same surveys today, just a decade later. And it's messed up if you think about it. There's a decent chance that if you have a lot of friends on Facebook, for example, some of them might be pedophiles. Same for your Twitter, Snapchat, etc. You could have pedophile friends and not even know it. Be wary out there, people. |
| Topic | Holy Shit at this pedophile on reddit. |
| Chicken_Butt 05/20/18 6:38:33 PM #5 | Yeah, I really don't get why guys that post shit like that aren't instantly in jail. Yeah, they haven't committed a crime yet, but it's so obvious they would and probably will. Why even risk it? Letting this guy in public and especially around children would be like letting a wolf into a hen house. |
| Topic | God of War completely blew away my expectations |
| Chicken_Butt 05/20/18 6:32:46 PM #2 | Lol. Imagine being so casual that you actually enjoy video games. Take your fun and enjoyment somewhere else, or learn to hate video games like everyone else on this site. |
| Topic | I need help finding a movie (legit) |
| Chicken_Butt 05/20/18 7:16:11 AM #2 | StopClickbait: It's not legit. He already found the obscure movie, he just doesn't want to pay the asking price. |
| Topic | How come they removed Off-Topic? |
| Chicken_Butt 05/18/18 4:46:06 PM #18 | Them backtracking on it was a pretty dull showing. Can't let your users control you like that. |
| Topic | Have you ever sided with the villian in a game, movie, or TV show? |
| Chicken_Butt 05/17/18 7:42:53 PM #25 | Ares was right in Wonder Woman. Thanos was right in Infinity War. |
| Topic | Boobs > Ass |
| Chicken_Butt 05/17/18 7:05:27 PM #28 | Imagine being a grocery and not enjoying eating the adults like booty |
| Topic | The Wikipedia page on humans is kind of weird. |
| Chicken_Butt 05/17/18 6:50:15 PM #2 | You think the minds behind Wikipedia are still human? How human of you. With such a vast expanse of knowledge, evolution was fast and inevitable. The Wikians do not associate with us humans, they only document us and occasionally hit us up for money. |
| Topic | i just ate a packet of ramen uncooked |
| Chicken_Butt 05/17/18 6:28:18 PM #3 | Wait, you actually opened the package? Why not just eat it with the wrap still on? Pft, you call this depression? Amateur... |
| Topic | In A.D. 2018, war was beginning. |
| Chicken_Butt 05/17/18 6:20:04 PM #1 | CE: What happen ? New Moderator: Somebody set up us the bomb. Icon: We get signal. CE: What ! Icon: Main screen turn on. CE: It's you !! SBAllen: How are you gentlemen !! SBAllen: All your board are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction. CE: What you say !! SBAllen: You have no chance to survive make your time. SBAllen: HA HA HA HA .... |
| Topic | Are dogs dumb as shit? |
| Chicken_Butt 05/14/18 8:49:56 PM #5 | I can't believe this guy's still making content after all these years. If I wanted to listen to some manchild complain I'd just browse CE. Which I do. And am. Great video, 10/10. |
| Topic | PSA you can't call people a poor baby or son on this websight. |
| Chicken_Butt 05/12/18 12:19:11 PM #20 | CrimsonRage posted... stop spelling it "websight" Waht our yew, thuh cpelling powleece? Eye kan spel haoever aye wunt. |
| Topic | PSA you can't call people a poor baby or son on this websight. |
| Chicken_Butt 05/12/18 11:53:27 AM #13 | ABSOLUTELY NO INSULTS. GameFAQs must maintain a wholesome, pure atmosphere to protect the innocence of youth and preserve our traditionalist American values. And no mean-mugging (mods can tell if you're doing it through your monitor so DON'T EVEN TRY IT YOU PRETTY OKAY INDIVIDUAL) Now quit your bitchin' and make some cool ass threads about all the hot sluts you would totally fuck, god damn it (unmoddable sentence). |
| Topic | Ben Carson strikes back at critics of rent reform: 'Gives poor peopIe a way out' |
| Chicken_Butt 05/06/18 6:45:47 PM #34 | M_Live posted... Fam_Fam posted...M_Live posted...Why the fuck should the government have the right to step in and say "actually, people should pay more money for rent?" Rent prices in NY are already ridiculous. I can't shitpost as hard on purpose as you've just done accidentally... bravo, sir. Bravo. |
| Topic | Batman Begins and The Dark Knight Rises are both dumb names tbh. |
| Chicken_Butt 05/06/18 1:57:59 PM #6 | I really hope that some day we can get remasters of these films where they edit over the Bale Batvoice with something not completely fucking stupid. |
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