Lurker > weekoldhotdog

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Court of Owls
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Damn pepperonimaster, you really pissed off the userbase at Gamefaqs. I've never had this many people call for MY account to be closed.

How do I close someone elses account for them?
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All of your base are belong to us

Seriously, how has this not been pointed out yet?
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I was awarded with white skin at birth. I wear it with pride.
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PepperoniMaster posted...

ImCallingYouOut posted...

notice how hell post while still skirting around the issue but as soon as the real questions come up hes nowhere to be found

I asked you to provide a citation that children were being posted and you failed to do so and all you said was "stop pretending you didn't".

You then diverted from the topic in hand to ask if I was Volkswagen_Bros. Either provide the proof or refrain from making outlandish claims with no evidence whatsoever.

Your posting patterns are the same. You have continuinity between posts of both users. Error even refered to you as the SAME PERSON. Evidence.
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PepperoniMaster posted...

ImCallingYouOut posted...

because you suddenly decided to post about children???

[citation needed]

Posting young-looking Asian women does not remotely compare to posting about children.

I wish your local police could obtain a warrent to search your hard drives.
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I follow them to the ends of the Earth on the strength of only 1 good album, a semi funny movie and 2 lack luster albums.
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Lost_All_Senses posted...

My favorite Jack Black movie is Be Kind Rewind >_>.

That and the new jumanji are the only roles from Jack Black I didn't enjoy.
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I was a fan of Celebrity Death Match before it got rebooted by MTV, but I still liked the reboot even though it was more over he top and less novel than it's original iteration. What were some of your favorite match ups? I liked how Marilyn Manson was pretty much unbeatable on that show.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celebrity_Deathmatch


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Jack Black is the Robin Williams today DESERVES.
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They didn't even write or play the greatest song in the world. It was just a tribute.

Kyle took a bullet for me, now I gotta rock for three. KG and me, don't forget about Tenacious D

Mis understanding, we couldn't understand. Doesn't matter, now we're back together again, la dadi dadi da

I am known as the KICKER OF ELVES!

Techno tried to DEFILE the METAL, but the METAL was MUCH too STROOOOOONG!

YES you are FUCKED. SHIT out of LUCK. NOW I'M COMPLETE and my *car* you will SUCK. This WORLD will be MINE and you're FIRST IN LINE, you BROUGHT me the PICK and now YOU SHALL BOTH DIIIIIE!

Wait, waaaaaaaaaaait, waaaaait you MFer, we challenge you to a rock off.

Give us just one chance to rock your socks off.

FUCK. FUCK. FUCK.

The demon code prevents me, from declining a ROCK OFF CHALLENGE.

WHAT. ARE. YOUR. TERMS

(What's the ca-aaaa-tch)?

If we win, you must take your SORRY ASS BACK TO HELL.

And ALSO YOU WILL HAVE TO PAY OUR RENT.

BUT WHAT IF I WIN?

Then you can take Cage back to Hell......to be your lone BITCH.
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TBH, I can totally believe that. I still see hints of that here and there in your posts at times.
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Could have sworn you were on the boards when I was in 2001 but even if your account was made prematurely, that rule about retroactively banning accounts was done away a long time ago. Unrustle your jimmies, I was only playing with you. That's my job, you know?
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Error......How old where you when you made a Gamefaqs Message board acount? Because if I do my math right, there was no way you were 13 when you made your account.

The ban hammer hovereths?
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he's 100% nuts
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Water Temple
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"Jesus loves the little children,
All the little children of the Wooooorld,
Red and yellow, black and white
They are precious in his sight
Jesus love the little children
of the Wooooooorld!

WTF did I just read? How LONG have christians been able to get away with this blatant racism by refering to Native Americans, Asian specific, african descendent and European descendents by color of skin?
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Error1355 posted...

@EliteLevel posted...

So youre one of the poor who cant afford to buy a car upfront?

I put down 5K on a 26K car, so I mean if that counts as 'one of the poor' then sure.

Dare him to say that on his main account.
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HashtagTartarus posted...

I could just purchase dog friends.

You are saying you can only be friends with someone or something only after you have ownership of that thing's complete existance?

That really says a lot about you.
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Cutting edge
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ninu
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5 translates to using your full hand more than using a 5th finger in lieu of a thumb
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/76826761?page=1
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bump @PepperoniMaster
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stone posted...

I have two hands. Why only include one hand in the poll choices? That's racist against those of us who like to use 6 fingers or more!

What race is known for it's 6th finger and not from it's nationality or color of skin for that matter?
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After calling my shrink and telling her what you had to say, she had this comment:

In the dream I was for some reason, was trying to sleep next to my car, when suddenly a missile fell and landed on my house, which was for some reason an orphanage. I somehow survived the blast, but the missile had been carrying a giant firebreathing scorpion and now was terrorizing everything. We were at war with aliens.

I ran off narrowly avoiding the scorpion, and found a militia to join. A little fuzzy from here, but I ended up spreading the word that we were at war, and ended up getting calls from Scarlet Johanson and Jontron's mom (yes that was her name in my dream) asking to confirm if the war was real, as the government had been keeping it from the news and the east coast. I actually video chatted them to show them that the war was real and there were aliens marching through the world.

Fuzzy fast forward again, and I found myself and a small group of friends including Jontron's mom as refugees. We were going to leave my truck and continue on foot without it in order to travel lighter or something. But I wanted to hide my truck in the forest first as it was full of art and I wanted it to have the tiniest chance of survival.

I found a property in the woods with a big RV rain cover canopy thing and parked my truck there, begging the owner to let me store it there. He agreed, but then he double crossed me immediately by attempting to destroy it or something and then holding a gun tothe head of a dog in our group and pulling the trigger, but the gun just clicked as it was out of ammo. And then I viciously murdered the guy with my bare hands. It was visceral.

Then we hid another small box in the guy's garage, I think it had something alive in it? I don't remember. Then I think the dream ended there. It was really long, extremely vivid. Like the kind of dream where you are surprised when it turns out it was a dream the whole time.
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Dude, she's 11 at the oldest. Why are you setting the bar so low? When was the last time you physically even talked to a woman that wasn't behind a cash register?
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How many times has this happened to you TC? You seem to be in-the-know about this.
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ump
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Flockaveli posted...

Mods are literally responsible for another humans depression and suicidal thoughts.

woh, that's taking things a little far, don't'cha think?
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O look, a trap topic about Traps!
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bob742omb posted...

Gafemage posted...

Scotty_Rogers posted...

The Fam > The Mods

Scotty_Rogers posted...

The Fam da GOAT fam!

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I'm talking about reaching into your fridge and pulling out a cold peice of chicken, turkey, hamburger or steak and just chowing down--no microwaving or cooking.

This does not count for pulling a frozen burrito out of the fridge and thawing it on the counter before eating it without microwaving first. That's just weird.

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@Error1355, ban the Duck Boat Tours or at the very least, put them on "Warned" status?
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The poll never fails to produce SHOCKING results!
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Error1355 posted...

I'm comfortable with using all ten of my fingers for daily activities such as typing, playing games, and beep bepping.

For the purpose of this poll, we are treating your hands as two seperate sets of five.
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stuff
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What you use them for doesn't matter. WHICH one is in YOUR comfort zone?
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Hmmm, I'm thinking about calling 9-1-1
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I'm using a blow drier right now, I'm going to get out of this can if it's the last thing I do!
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CharlesBronson posted...

what a sick piece of shit hope she divorces your sorry ass

There's nothing depraved about what I did. Why are you so angry?
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Foppe posted...

You know how to cut off the top, so cut off the bottom and try to pull out some of the foam padding.
If that is not enough, start cutting it vertically.

I don't know if I want to try cutting the end off. I'll have to take metal shears and cut them carefully into the can, potentially cutting my little weekoldhotdog. I already thought of cutting down the middle but it's squeezed so tightly around my member, I took a couple of viagra about 2 hours ago. Cutting it down the middle is going to be hard.

Can someone help by posting pictures of ugly things so that I can try to be turned off?
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This is REALLY embarrising! My wife is going to be HOME in a few hours and I have a SERIOUS problem. Okay, from the beginning, I was deeding to some porn when I got bored. I took a 8 oz can of soda, cut the top off so it was nice and open, then I filled it with some of this foam padding that was really thin and came in a roll. Anyways, it's a tight fit for my member right? So I think yeah, this feels natural. I use it and everything is good. I put it away and all is good right? Wrong.

It felt so good, I pulled it out again. This time when I used it, some of the padding came off and now my member is WEDGED inside this 8 oz can. I can't move this can and every time I try it cuts into the right side and underneith my scrotum. I really REALLY fucked up and I don't want to go to the ER to get this off.

CE, I've tried vegetable oil and now the can is so slick I can't even hope to move it. My member is freaking STUCK in this thing. I swear if I get this off, I WILL NEVER use a can again to deed.
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I have been ordered by the city to stop peeing in my neighbor's yard.

Get dawkins to help my case, please, since he knows how to tell the city to mind it's own business.
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And you still got to stay up all night and keep playing even though you're out of diapers, bottles, buckets, plastic containers, glass, and sawed in half cans. Sadly the ground is saturated with so much waste that it smells of amonia and monoxide everywhere. Plus, you know the neighbors will call the police on you again if they see you outside peeing on the grass again.

Man, bathrooms are clearly over rated.

TL:DR First world problems
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You win.
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Talk daughter into closing his account
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