Lurker > Comfy_Pillow

sweet jesus sit on my face

If people don't like people using the word that's in a song maybe they should get mad at the person who made the song instead.

Shit this was polite compared to the shit kids that age say in locker rooms.

but he's dumb enough to write that down and let people take pictures of it so he should probably be banned from prom / walking at graduation.

she asks me a bunch of shit about my job and we talk for a while. Ask her about hers? "it's boring." aight then. Fast forward and basically the same situation with hobbies and shit.

She keeps asking about me which is good but how the fuck do you keep the conversation going when they dead end you like?

Touya999 posted...

Cant see anything

Well she did take the pictures herself it looks like.

They were probably bouncing like crazy when she walked down the hallways. And with the bright lights in classrooms she was probably nipping out like mad

So the shooter could just wrap the handgun/bomb/knife in a small blanket or put a smaller bag inside the backpack and keep it in there. Or just hide it inside gym clothes inside your bag.

lol'd at the girl with the biker gang tattoo

1337toothbrush posted...

Raikuro posted...

Because it's been cleaned. I'm not gonna refuse to kiss someone because vomit can come out of there sometimes.

Except shit comes out of the ass all the time.

pee comes out of your dick hole all the time but you still expect that girl to slobber all over it

Hey it got taken down.

Shouldn't have taken that long but kudos to the mods

DocileOrangeCup posted...

Comfy_Pillow posted...

kys is code for "kill yourself" btw

marked

D :

the post has been up for at least 5 hours and it's been marked for at least 1-2.

kys is code for "kill yourself" btw

I don't know anything about who the main character is or what's going on.

Haven't played an AC game in a while. Surprised to see Ubi not shove cutscenes down our throats immediately.

I'm assuming there will be flashbacks throughout the story? Or do you really just get nothing?

like these headstones are practically on top of each other

UnfairRepresent posted...

I feel like you're arguing for the sake of it.

This sums up your entire essence as a person

I always end up doing a Pyro build in DS3. It's too much fun

spanky1 posted...

pinky0926 posted...

Based of preliminary evidence she can get it, but a couple niggling doubts:

- how big is she? Like is she 5ft11 and 180lbs? Because that's going to be hard to handle
- more face pics required to assess face fatness

If she's 5'11" she's waaay more than 180 lbs. That's not me raggin' on her being fat or anything, thems just the facts. People always seem to underestimate how much women weigh imo.

Yeah I'm 5'11" and 160 and she looks like 1.5 times my size

being gay overall is perfectly fine. A lot of gay people really do get on my nerves though.

Like when my brother came out of the closet he went from a relatively normal dude, to like a fucking walking stereotype. Glitter, prancing around in public, gay lisp and all of the over-the-top, exaggerated shit gay people do for extra attention. I don't care that he's banging dudes, but if you act like that I'm not gonna speak to you and will actively avoid you.

if only she turned 90 degrees to her right

CanuckCowboy posted...

Conflict posted...

Tinder does not work for everybody

Dude I don't fucking get this. I know you're right on some level but those people have to need to learn how to talk to people.... Not even women.... Just people. It's really not hard.

I got like a 4 face and I'm kinda awkward sometimes but tinder has been amazing to me. And I'm not talking about banging chick's I don't find attractive. I always want a girl who's better looking than me. Lol.

you're probably much better looking than you think. Or at least look really good in pictures.

In all the trailers is seems like the group of Heroes is getting ready to fight a huge mob of nameless jobbers

I hope Thanos isn't just like a 20 minute thing at the end of the movie with the bulk being against lookalike drones. But I have a feeling it's gonna be like the first Avengers against the space enemies (whatever they were called).

fuck that cursed dungeon where you get only half health

Romes187 posted...

my wife is breastfeeding

but they are strictly functional so its not even that great

though they really are huge lately

when you do it now do ya ever take a little sip?

Bloodborne. I just finished the DLC, and have I think 2 bosses left before I finish the game.

I'm doing the chalice dungeons right now to see if I can get 2 achievements.

Probably not

getting to the point where you have to be able to finish on command seems like it would be really bad for your penis health tbqh

depends on who reads it. Some people like a sob story, some don't.

Talk about what that money would do for you like "I won't have to work nights at X job" or "it would mean my parents don't have to help me out" kind of thing.

Resolution posted...

Comfy_Pillow posted...

I played it and thought it was really boring compared to all the other 3d mario games.

I couldn't disagree more. This is by far the best Mario game. I guess you're not fond of collect-a-thons

collecting stuff can be fun. But I played the first 3 or 4 levels (which are typically the most fun in every Mario game) and thought they were tedious or lame.

Plus the game has an odd problem where there is no music playing or the music is very not-mario

I played it and thought it was really boring compared to all the other 3d mario games.

Garioshi posted...

Comfy_Pillow posted...

The government should find a way to temporarily sterilize everyone at birth until they turn 18 and can prove they are married and meet certain psychological / financial requirements before they can be allowed to have kids.

lmao what

It's evil as shit but it gets rid of unwanted babies and doesn't allow poor or fucked up people to have kids.

win / win situation tbqh

The government should find a way to temporarily sterilize everyone at birth until they turn 18 and can prove they are married and meet certain psychological / financial requirements before they can be allowed to have kids.

who can hate on Ricky?

christ, CE. Disappointed

Ask for a 10k "have to live in Georgia" expense account

not really

just a big 5head

Wind Waker

The gameplay in every other LoZ game I've played was clunky or boring.

holy fuck I'm dying

soulunison2 posted...

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AlphaCuck posted...

What about seeing someone drop 100 pounds of weight on their neck gives you life?

seeing the arrogance of them attempt to lift way more than they are able to with no regard for form or safety is amusing. It's like watching people walk on construction rafters 20 stories up

How can people get that toned/shredded with form so shitty?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhvHYbLjGQA&t

how is it any different than being a normal loser that's never been in a relationship or that doesn't have female friends?

Webmaster4531 posted...

Cultural

relating to the ideas, customs, and social behavior of a society.

Appropriation

the action of taking something for one's own use, typically without the owner's permission.

How do you "own" a culture? You're just apart of it, nobody owns culture

can you provide proof of dating models or working in NYC finance? Or any of the things you've said you've done/did on this website

unless you are afraid?

In highschool a kid in my class put a kid in a chokehold when the teacher was in her office grabbing something and when he let go the kid's head hit his desk and he was drooling all over the place. Everybody that saw it started to freak out until he came to.

post your opinion of what a "sexualized male" looks like then OP. Since basically everything is apparently a straight male fantasy somehow.

I try to find local diners

how long did ya last?

NYmasajista posted...

What up TC you forgot to mention how many children you have and what their ages are in the OP.

if you're gonna try to say that not responding to calls / not asking their kid about school, or not scheduling a conference around your busy work schedule is something a good parent would do I'm just gonna pity you tbqh

especially in elementary

- they don't show up to conferences
- the kids say their parents never ask about homework or what's going on at school
- don't respond to e-mails / calls

like goddamn I feel bad for the teachers of these kids. If a kid sees their parents not give a fuck about them going to school then even a master teacher is gonna have trouble fixing that attitude. Thankfully a lot of the kids just naturally enjoy the school environment despite their shitty parents.

but Jesus Christ, why have kids if you're just gonna set them up to fail

this happens whenever fate has determined you would normally die.

You aren't allowed to use the money to stop this from happening in any way and you also aren't allowed to kys.

do you take the deal?

shitty kids and turn into shitty adults?

Or do you believe that shitty behavior is always cultivated / learned while growing up.