Lurker > ollie89

AvlButtslam posted...

Maybe they're hooking up

RoboLaserGandhi posted...

Yes they're fucking

What the hell? LOL

My dad is straight. And he's happily married to my mom.
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Is it weird that they hang out so much?

Like every other weekend they go golfing.

*shrugs*
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Parappa09 posted...

does he at least make up for it in other ways? like cleaning, washing up or any chores

@Parappa09 Yes, he usually does our laundry. And he does change light bulbs.
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Please do something productive with your time, TC.

This is getting embarrassing.
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FF_Redux posted...

Same with my man, but I don't mind I like to cook, tho he does help with whatever I let him do. He doesn't really cook that well otherwise. I try to teach him tho.

What are your favorite dishes to cook?
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_BlueMonk posted...

sucks for you. my gf cooks. if i cook too much she offers to cook. shes amazing.

Lucky son of a bitch!
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And it doesn't seem like he ever tries to rectify that.

I do almost all of the cooking.

It would be so nice if he did every once in a while, but alas, that is not the case =(
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prince_leo posted...

I went to an indian place and ordered chicken tikka masala but they ended up giving me tofu tikka masala
shit was good and I didn't even realize until they came up and apologized

Mmmm.... Indian food is seriously the best.

What do you think about paneer? It's so silky and smooth.
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Damn_Underscore posted...

tempeh = fermented soy = much better

Tempeh is superior.

It has higher protein per serving too.
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I think tonight I might make a stir fry like this:


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giantblimpN7 posted...

Inb4soyboy

Right?

Some uneducated person is bound to come in here criticizing tofu for "creating man boobs," among other nonsense.

LightHawKnight posted...

I like it, though it does depend on how it is cooked and the type of tofu for how much I like it.

It's like a sponge.

You can flavor it however you like.
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I'm a fan.

It's super versatile and a cheap source of protein.
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He's unintelligent, narcissistic trash.

Posterity will look back one day when learning about him in high school and wonder how stupid we must have been to have elected a reality tv star.
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Zurkon posted...

ollie89 posted...

@Zurkon By far the most beautiful, emotional book I have ever read in my life.

Have you seen the film?

I was originally planning on watching it right after I finished the book but I haven't got around to it yet. I still need to watch that one and Love, Simon.

Let me know when you do watch it.

Would love to hear your impressions on it.
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Zurkon posted...

Call Me by Your Name by Andr Aciman

By far the most beautiful, emotional book I have ever read in my life.

Have you seen the film, Zurkon?

apolloooo posted...

Sapiens

Currently reading homo deus

How are those books?

I've been considering reading them.
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Choco posted...

neither of those things will ever happen because nobody will ever love me

That's a terrible thing to say about yourself, man.

You should be kinder to yourself.
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I'm sorry to hear that you feel sad about that, TC.

Your relationship should be just as important as your sibling's relationship. It's sad that your parents don't seem to see things that way.

Have you tried talking to them about it?

As for me, my parents are equally invested in my relationship and my older brother's. That I'm gay and he straight has no bearing on any of it.
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Life is amazing. Don't waste it.

Stop living in the past and start living in the now =)
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Men are hot as hell and age so much better relative to women, who naturally have thinner skin, hence the poor aging.

But I have a boyfriend already, so no, I will not sleep with anyone who isn't him.
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TC sounds like one of those sad turbo virgins, the kind so desperate for a woman's touch that even physical violence will suffice.

I don't think he will ever have kids. Thank goodness.
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bump
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marc55 posted...

lol his presidency feels more like a reality tv show

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What annoys me to no end is that in America, we elevate doctors at the expense of dietitians, people who are, you know, actually qualified to talk about nutrition?

Most doctors don't know anything about nutrition. They usually take about 23 hours worth of nutrition training. Yes, I'm being serious.

I feel like a lot of people don't realize this.
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dameon_reaper posted...

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knuxnole posted...

Dr oz is board certified

He needs to be worshipped. Watch his show and watch the genius

He literally sits there and nods and agrees with whatever they throw into the show. Yes, such a genius.

I'm pretty sure that Knux guy is trolling.

Dr. Oz is a man who allows psychic mediums on his show so that they can communicate with the audience's dead family members.

Dr. Oz has no credibility in the realm of fitness and nutrition.

My grandmother and aunt love him. I feel like he reaches out to the ignorant older crowds a lot. I think there were Christian messages on the show too? It just feels like its all for ratings...(I'm playing stupid, I know it is.)

=(
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dameon_reaper posted...

knuxnole posted...

Dr oz is board certified

He needs to be worshipped. Watch his show and watch the genius

He literally sits there and nods and agrees with whatever they throw into the show. Yes, such a genius.

I'm pretty sure that Knux guy is trolling.

Dr. Oz is a man who allows psychic mediums on his show so that they can communicate with the audience's dead family members.

Dr. Oz has no credibility in the realm of fitness and nutrition.
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https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/policy/healthcare/trump-appoints-dr-oz-to-fitness-and-nutrition-council

President Trump plans to appoint Dr. Mehmet Oz as one of the members of his Council on Sport, Fitness, and Nutrition, the White House announced Friday.

The council has been around since 1956 and promotes programs that encourage people to be more active and to make healthy eating choices. Bill Belichick of the New England Patriots was also among the 20 appointees.

Oz, the host of the "Dr. Oz Show," interviewed Trump when he was running for president. During the segment Trump provided a one-page report typed by his longtime physician, Dr. Harold Bornstein. He revealed that he was overweight, takes a statin, and had not been in the hospital since he had his appendix removed as a child.

Oz wrote on Twitter that he has already been working to support programs for children's health and signaled that he looked forward to improving nutrition in schools.

Oz, a heart surgeon, has come under fire in the past by other doctors and by lawmakers who say that he has promoted unscientific medical approaches on his show. Sen. Claire McCaskill, D-Mo., told Oz during a hearing on weight-loss scams that "the scientific community is almost monolithic against you in terms of the efficacy of the three products you call miracles."

Oz, who came to prominence after being promoted by Oprah Winfrey, also drew criticism in 2011 when he did a show on the alleged dangers of arsenic in apple juice and another show in 2012 that focused on turning gay people straight, a practice that has been rejected by medical associations.

And people wonder why Trump is so despised. He appoints the most unqualified people, among other things.
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Today I came home from work, took off my shirt in front of my boyfriend, and already he was up from staring at my chest and abs.
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Gay guys give the best head.

That said, I'm taken. So no, I will not accept a blowjob from anyone other than my partner.
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Yes.

#CaliforniaGuy
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bump.
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Bump
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bump.
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openly gay appointee of the Trump administration.

http://www.towleroad.com/2018/04/richard-grenell-3/
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Kanye comes across as extremely unintelligent.
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DoubleDare posted...

It's weird to me tho they said their stance on letting gay people come to their restaurant, but would not allow their stuff at a gay wedding.
So no one was actually asking them to cater a wedding. ...

Hell....who the hell goes to a pizza place for food for a wedding reception, straight or gay!

Exactly.
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http://www.grubstreet.com/2018/04/indiana-pizzeria-memories-closes-for-good.html

The tiny Indiana pizzeria that made national headlines in 2015 after declaring gay weddings couldnt serve its cheese pies or breadsticks has officially thrown in the towel: The South Bend Tribune reports that a sign out front of Memories Pizza informs patrons that theyve decided to close. The spots notoriety came in the run-up to the Supreme Courts landmark gay-marriage case: Memories was one of Indianas first businesses to publicly refuse to cater gay weddings, precisely what LGBTQ activists feared would happen when then-governor Mike Pence signed the states controversial Religious Freedom Restoration Act.

No one wanted to eat there anymore after they made their archaic, embarrassing views known.
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I think I'll just wait until he gets out of the shower. Thanks, CE.

yusiko posted...

no
what you need to do is give me his address so i can go and do it
im so lonely

You can give me one instead ;)

Anyway, gotta go.

Good night, CE.
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...

I'm sure he would love a sandwich right now, good on you for thinking about his needs.

XD
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Muffinz0rz posted...

a what

You know exactly what I'm talking about =P

OwlRammer posted...

both

He's the kind of guy who can only go once a day, so I don't think I can do it two times.
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He's in the middle of playing a video game right now (Overwatch).

Should I surprise him with a you know what? Or should I save that for later when he's in bed?
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http://www.towleroad.com/2018/04/theta-tau-fraternity/

The Theta Tau fraternity at Syracuse University has been permanently expelled from campus for the racist, homophobic, and anti-semitic video that got the chapter suspended this week.

The Daily Orange reports: The fraternitys expulsion, announced in a video sent in a campus-wide email, came three days after Syverud notified SU of Theta Taus suspension. Syverud said the expulsion followed immediate action taken by the university within two hours of receiving and authenticating the video. SU refused to release the video, but The Daily Orange obtained a recording of the video and posted it on its website Wednesday.

Good luck trying to get into reputable school after that fiasco.
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He said that while I was down on my knees doing you know what.

I looked at him with a disgusted expression, and he immediately asked what was wrong.

I told him that is a weird and disgusting thing to say. He laughed and said it's not weird.

Ce, am I the only one here who thinks it's weird for someone to refer to themselves as "daddy" or "mommy?"
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I have a boyfriend, so porn has become redundant.
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NeonOctopus posted...

Did you have hot make up sex afterwards?

Yes.
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They weren't mine. They were his.

While I, myself, am a health freak, I shouldn't have yelled at him. I feel dumb for trying to impose my lifestyle onto his.

I just needed to vent that here =(
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Why are people wasting time with robell?

It's obvious as hell that the guy probably never even interacted with a gay person. He's probably the type who lives in a basement and makes up stories on the internet to pass the time.
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