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The bank can make you wait up to 3 months to get YOUR money back after a theft. I know a few people who had to wait that long. ATMs get skimmed all the time.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

My Original 60 GB PS3 quit reading discs after only 2 years. I played it like 3 hours per week.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

There was an episode from Fresh Prince where Phil's old landlord asks him "Aren't you the dad from Family Matters?" It was the episode where the family does charity work after the 1992 Los Angeles riots.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Scotty_Rogers posted...

@ExtremeLuchador posted...

Cosby ended a few years after both shows began.

Cosby Show was irrelevant by the time the shows began, though; it was a washed up has-been way out of its prime. Fresh Prince and Family Matters were like the fresh, new kids on the block, so they weren't poor man's versions of Cosby Show. Cosby Show was the old man's version of those shows.

Yeah. At that point Cosby kept bringing in new characters every year. Then the scandal with their opening montage.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Kaiganeer posted...

the levels where you run away from the rock in crash bandicoot

Then the sequel turned the rock into a polar bear.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Eating cereal is about as bad as eating cake for breakfast.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

When I get to the damn dam in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Cosby ended a few years after both shows began.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Wasn't Urkel tall and muscular?
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Many of my relatives died by age 60.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

The Japanese wrestler standing in the background also had his own legal problems. Masa Saito. A few years later he and Ken Patera got arrested for throwing a boulder through a McDonald's window and beating up the cops who showed up to arrest them.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Shultz ended up getting fired right before the first Wrestlemania for this.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Nike Air Monarch IVs
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Nobody would be a cop if they had to worry about jail every time they dealt with trouble.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

He doesn't want kids until he retires.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Worst movie career since Hogan's.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Kennedy injured himself and others. He also killed a major story line after getting caught up in some internet steroids scandal.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Isn't every state a no-fault divorce state now?
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

hollow_shrine posted...

EggNogPrince posted...

bobtuse posted...

They're trying to keep the homeless from coming there to masturbate.

Yup. I've been that library clerk who had to get security to escort someone from the premises for doing exactly that.

Most libraries don't even have security guards to begin with. The clerk gets to deal with trouble or call the cops if it's bad enough.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Wal-Mart has cameras in all their self-checkouts now.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

I had a place make me sit there for 2 hours even though I had an appointment.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Reminds me of my ex's mom threatening to sue cashiers if there's cheese on her food.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

In some places the cops will still threaten to arrest you for public indecency for breastfeeding.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Slip-N-Slide posted...

ExtremeLuchador posted...

This movie also caused the death of That 70s Show.

How? Is that why he left the show or something because he needed to be in Spider-Man 3?

Yes. They had to write him out because of the filming schedule conflicts.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

I was a forum mod elsewhere years ago and they gave us a small cut of ad revenue for doing it.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

BettyB0op08 posted...

Full Throttle posted...

"I was forced to endure his cursing me out and ogling my chest until the hourlong session ended.

That's pretty weird. I'd have long since reported this dude. Is this just common behavior people have to put up with in Florida?

I have family friends who are teachers and former teachers. It's common to have to put up with students and their parents using nasty language towards them.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

This movie also caused the death of That 70s Show.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

I fed it Resident Evil 4 and DMC: Devil May Cry keys.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

I got Euclidean
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Lottery season didn't happen now.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Pamela Rogers
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Pretty much everybody cheats if given the chance.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Thatuser posted...

ExtremeLuchador posted...

Wait until you are over 30 and everybody just wants a meal ticket.

I'm 34. Women in my age range, if not already divorced with kids, are baby crazy because their clock is ticking. Neither situation is ideal.

Yep. That's when the George Costanza lookalikes start landing women because they make at least 50k.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Wait until you are over 30 and everybody just wants a meal ticket.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Didn't this happen to one of the guys on The Drew Carey Show?
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

WalkingLobsters posted...

they won't even make it to the playoffs.

Pistons are too far behind to grab the 8th seed anyways.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

They only knew about the dragon balls for like a month?
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

I know a Reed College graduate who went from being an Adjunct Professor at George Mason to working customer service at LAX
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

NB6XW-G3VE8-ALHHV dont remember what it is
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

My ex got groped at work on camera and the cops didn't care. She was a young white woman.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Stop being emotional support for her.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

You should be concerned more about Saban firing half the original cast when they complained about not being able to afford to move out of the cars/vans they were stuck living in.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

My ex couldn't cook diddly if it didn't come from a box.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

I used to get screamed at over 75 cent cups of liquid cheese from Wendy's.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Scotty_Rogers posted...

ExtremeLuchador posted...

Scotty_Rogers posted...

@ExtremeLuchador posted...

Well if women refusing to hang out with me again afterwards counts then yes that's happened a few times.

Now why would they conveniently stop hanging out with you after having sex with you :/

Two women used me to upset their ex-boyfriends or guys they were trying to get with/get back together with.

Lol why you agree to be used

were you that desperate for poon or some shit

I didn't know until afterwards. These were Myspace randoms.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Scotty_Rogers posted...

@ExtremeLuchador posted...

Well if women refusing to hang out with me again afterwards counts then yes that's happened a few times.

Now why would they conveniently stop hanging out with you after having sex with you :/

Two women used me to upset their ex-boyfriends or guys they were trying to get with/get back together with.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Well if women refusing to hang out with me again afterwards counts then yes that's happened a few times.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

I don't do anything for sex. I've done the whole pseudo-marriage crap already and have no desire for a relationship at age 33.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."