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TopicTexas Teacher is SUSPENDED after Kids were HORRIFIED to find out she's LESBIAN!!
IfGodCouldDie
03/28/18 6:44:04 PM
#23
CableZL posted...
IMO you should have conversations with your kids so that they understand the fact that LGBTQ people exist. Letting them find out on their own and then expecting them to come home and ask you about it is a terrible way to handle that.

Agreed.
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TopicTexas Teacher is SUSPENDED after Kids were HORRIFIED to find out she's LESBIAN!!
IfGodCouldDie
03/28/18 6:38:05 PM
#19
A_Good_Boy posted...
IfGodCouldDie posted...
gbpxl posted...
SageHarpuia posted...
Libs: "Don't you dare force your ideals on these impressionable minds!"

"But this is ok"

There's a difference between someone teaching that a magical invisible guy made animals out of nothing and telling students "I prefer women."

Your one if feeding children false information and the other is a completely inappropriate conversation to have with other people's children.

"Hi class, how was your weekend? For mine, I went out to dinner with my wife and saw a movie."
"Wait, you have a wife? You're a woman, how do you have a wife? Don't you have to be a man to have a wife?"
"No"
"Oh boy, I'm going to tell my mom all about this interesting development I learned at school today! What can go wrong?"

...ok. I didn't realize you were there.
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TopicTexas Teacher is SUSPENDED after Kids were HORRIFIED to find out she's LESBIAN!!
IfGodCouldDie
03/28/18 6:31:30 PM
#14
gbpxl posted...
SageHarpuia posted...
Libs: "Don't you dare force your ideals on these impressionable minds!"

"But this is ok"

There's a difference between someone teaching that a magical invisible guy made animals out of nothing and telling students "I prefer women."

Your right, one if feeding children false information and the other is a completely inappropriate conversation to have with other people's children.
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TopicScenario: Aliens land on Earth but then just talk smack about you the whole time
IfGodCouldDie
03/28/18 5:22:30 PM
#12
UnfairRepresent posted...
Aww I thought this would garner more replies

I'm sure I've seen this topic before
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TopicMy gf says that I'm gay
IfGodCouldDie
03/27/18 12:00:41 AM
#59
ThetaSexMachine posted...
IfGodCouldDie posted...
ThetaSexMachine posted...
Let me clear this up for you.
Liking penetration by a phallic object as a man=a homosexual tendency
Liking penetration by a phallic object as a woman=a heterosexual tendency
Being physically attracted to a man as a man: a homosexual tendency
Being physically attracted to a man as a woman: a heterosexual tendency
Just flip the genders for the other 4 options

If either 1 or 3 applies to you then you are not straight.

What if the object is not phallic?

It is impossible to be sexually penetrated by something that was not designed to give the pleasure of the penis

That would be incorrect.
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TopicMy gf says that I'm gay
IfGodCouldDie
03/26/18 11:48:45 PM
#54
ThetaSexMachine posted...
Let me clear this up for you.
Liking penetration by a phallic object as a man=a homosexual tendency
Liking penetration by a phallic object as a woman=a heterosexual tendency
Being physically attracted to a man as a man: a homosexual tendency
Being physically attracted to a man as a woman: a heterosexual tendency
Just flip the genders for the other 4 options

If either 1 or 3 applies to you then you are not straight.

What if the object is not phallic?
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TopicMy gf says that I'm gay
IfGodCouldDie
03/26/18 11:42:07 PM
#52
ThetaSexMachine posted...
Gamer99z posted...
FollowerSupreme posted...
Bullet_Wing posted...
FollowerSupreme posted...
Gamer99z posted...
Is it a "realistic" strap on that actually resembles a penis that you get turned on by, or is it simply a penetrative shaped thing that you enjoy sucking as part of a domination/submission thing?
If it's a penis like thing you're getting off on sucking you probably have some bisexual tendencies.

Ultimately who gives a fuck though. Like what you like.

Its homosexual either way. Getting penetrated is not a part of straight sex.

This is a Hothlin alt, by the way, don't mind him, he's just trolling

Please explain where Im wrong.

If lesbians finger each other or themselves, use vibrators/dildos, or strap ons are they actually straight/bi?

Of course not. The same applies to men. Being gay or bi requires an attraction to men, if that's not there, you're not gay or bi.

Im afraid your argument is backwards. Take the literal opposite of what you just said and its true.

If gay men don't finger each other or themselves, don't use vibrators/dildos, or strap-ons are they actually gay/asexual?

Of course. The same does not apply to women. Being straight or asexual requires an attraction to women, if that's there you're gay or asexual.

No... that doesn't make sense.
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TopicMy gf says that I'm gay
IfGodCouldDie
03/26/18 7:59:10 PM
#24
FollowerSupreme posted...
Bullet_Wing posted...
FollowerSupreme posted...
Bullet_Wing posted...
FollowerSupreme posted...
Gamer99z posted...
Is it a "realistic" strap on that actually resembles a penis that you get turned on by, or is it simply a penetrative shaped thing that you enjoy sucking as part of a domination/submission thing?
If it's a penis like thing you're getting off on sucking you probably have some bisexual tendencies.

Ultimately who gives a fuck though. Like what you like.

Its homosexual either way. Getting penetrated is not a part of straight sex.

This is a Hothlin alt, by the way, don't mind him, he's just trolling

Please explain where Im wrong.

Gay sex = male with male
Male with female can not be gay in any form, possibly bi if you include other partners

Though, you're just trolling Hothlin, so it's a waste to explain this to you.

Im trolling for presenting the accepted majority viewpoint of the past 2000+ years? Getting penetrated=liking phallic objects inside of you=not straight.

Well with logic like that, may I present the fact that the Sun does, in fact, not revolve around the Earth.
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TopicScenario: Aliens land on Earth but then just talk smack about you the whole time
IfGodCouldDie
03/26/18 4:51:56 PM
#2
UnfairRepresent posted...
just ignore it

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TopicShould it be legal to try LSD?
IfGodCouldDie
03/26/18 12:12:20 AM
#24
DeCEmation posted...
IfGodCouldDie posted...
ChainedRedone posted...
Ben_Ruggiero posted...
Unsugarized_Foo posted...
All drugs should be decriminalized

Except meth herion and crack


No those too. So morphine should be decriminalized but not heroin ? That makes no sense. Cocaine should be but not crack cocaine? Stupid choice of drugs you got there.

Plus leaving anything illegal still creates a black market for it.

But not guns right?

Apples and oranges.
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TopicShould it be legal to try LSD?
IfGodCouldDie
03/25/18 11:16:01 PM
#12
ChainedRedone posted...
Ben_Ruggiero posted...
Unsugarized_Foo posted...
All drugs should be decriminalized

Except meth herion and crack


No those too. So morphine should be decriminalized but not heroin ? That makes no sense. Cocaine should be but not crack cocaine? Stupid choice of drugs you got there.

Plus leaving anything illegal still creates a black market for it.
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TopicWhat will you do when your daughter starts dating guys?
IfGodCouldDie
03/25/18 11:52:32 AM
#22
YoshitoKikuchi posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Wonder why she feels the need to lie to me


What 15 or 16 year old would outright tell their parents they are having sex?

The kind with parents they feel they can be honest with.
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TopicWhat will you do when your daughter starts dating guys?
IfGodCouldDie
03/24/18 10:57:12 PM
#7
I am more concerned for the guys she starts dating to be honest. Once I meet them, "She's your problem now buddy, good luck."
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Topicthe difference between organic eggs and GMO eggs
IfGodCouldDie
03/24/18 5:16:46 PM
#20
ChainedRedone posted...
IfGodCouldDie posted...
Something can be organic and genetically modified.


Well the technical definition of organic is something that contains carbon. So yeah.

Even if we take what people assume it to mean in relation to food. You can cross breed plants naturally and they would be organic and genetically modified.
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Topicthe difference between organic eggs and GMO eggs
IfGodCouldDie
03/24/18 4:59:57 PM
#13
Something can be organic and genetically modified.
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TopicFather gets 60 years for trying to sell 4-year-old daughter for sex.
IfGodCouldDie
03/24/18 1:57:51 PM
#5
I kind of want to find this kind of ads and just go vigilante on these kinds of losers.
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TopicYour reaction: Some guy saves his dog over your daughter in a burning building.
IfGodCouldDie
03/23/18 7:39:59 PM
#3
To be honest, I'd be to distraught over the loss of my daughter to even react to that information.
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TopicMy teacher just said the civil war was fought over
IfGodCouldDie
03/23/18 11:30:26 AM
#53
BlackHorse6969 posted...
and yes it does. look up the definition of "material interest"

First Google response defines it under a legal term in which it references direct or indirect benifical ownership. So you are wrong. Yes, slavery helped them produce material products but the term material interest actually doesn't have to be directly tied to material products. And slaves did more than just farm cotton or work in the fields, slaves were also used as housekeepers, Mandingos, and I am sure a slew of other things. It's funny how you keep referencing "intellectuals" when you do a pretty shitty job of acting like one lol.

As for the civil war being about anything other than slavery, I know it was not so I don't know why you posted that stupid response to my other post.
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TopicMy teacher just said the civil war was fought over
IfGodCouldDie
03/22/18 11:57:50 PM
#42
BlackHorse6969 posted...
he didnt point out anything. he doesnt even fully understand the texts and is misquoting them.

take the Mississippi quote:

"Our position is thoroughly identified with the institution of slavery-- the greatest material interest of the world."

notice the word MATERIAL? that means the south wanted slavery because it produced material products that boosted their economy.
Thats not exactly what that means.

so the proof he is providing to support his claim that the Civil War was based on race is not even supporting his claim at all
I don't remember anyone saying the civil war was based on race.
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TopicDa moderator dat locked my topic because 'Doesn't make any sense' is at it again
IfGodCouldDie
03/22/18 11:25:03 PM
#70
Vegy posted...
Kazi1212 posted...
Vegy posted...
Topic was reposted

I hope he leaves me alone now....


do we know who this snowflake mod was that took it down in the first place?

dey never say who it is, dis is why mod should be forced to show their names when dey mod you

Dey are afraid of getting harassed...but look at all dis harassment i've been getting lately, I think we can all agree dat isn't right tbh

Also if they are getting harassed they could just ban accounts.
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TopicSims 4 CE House - This is a mistake.
IfGodCouldDie
03/22/18 10:23:26 PM
#214
The_Doge posted...
Update on Doge

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TopicYou know what really bothers me about pro-choice people?
IfGodCouldDie
03/22/18 9:16:27 PM
#235
HHH is the game posted...
IfGodCouldDie posted...
IfGodCouldDie posted...
Who says it's an easy choice?

Because you must have missed it, @HHH_is_the_game


Its not about being an easy choice, its about the RIGHT to have an abortion being a difficult argument, not an individual person's decision to have one.

Alright fair enough, I must have misinterpreted what you meant in the op when you talked about acting like it's an easy choice.
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TopicYou know what really bothers me about pro-choice people?
IfGodCouldDie
03/22/18 8:47:47 PM
#226
IfGodCouldDie posted...
Who says it's an easy choice?

Because you must have missed it, @HHH_is_the_game
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TopicThis is what spending $11,000 on hard drives to hold 150 TB of porn looks like
IfGodCouldDie
03/22/18 8:45:46 PM
#17
SodomInsane posted...
CapnMuffin posted...
Pointless unless you intend to start your own website or otherwise capitalize on it somehow.


How would someone like that capitalize or make money on it when people lol at paying for porn?

Start a website and get paid through ad revenue due to traffic.
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TopicDa moderator dat locked my topic because 'Doesn't make any sense' is at it again
IfGodCouldDie
03/22/18 8:42:20 PM
#17
Burgess posted...
You still can't say anything.

Then why are there topics and responses?
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TopicChris Evans announces intention to leave MCU
IfGodCouldDie
03/22/18 8:34:44 PM
#83
It's obvious that he is going to reprise his role as Johnny Storm when they introduce the F4 in to the MCU.
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TopicFriendzone Topic
IfGodCouldDie
03/22/18 3:53:48 PM
#74
REMercsChamp posted...
More

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TopicYou know what really bothers me about pro-choice people?
IfGodCouldDie
03/22/18 3:51:07 PM
#136
Who says it's an easy choice?
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TopicIf the FF VII Remake launches pre-2020 I'll buy everyone who posts itt a copy.
IfGodCouldDie
03/22/18 7:40:30 AM
#78
Sure.
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TopicHello, Mr. Thompson
IfGodCouldDie
03/21/18 11:00:20 PM
#89
thanosibe posted...
Maeiv posted...
OUT OF MY WAY JERKASS

Nananananana FISHING
Nananananana FISHING
FISHING!
Fishing
It certainly is a beautiful day; we should thank The Leader.

Who the hell is that? Some kind of leader?
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TopicWhy do bike shops not get robbed as often as 7-11s?
IfGodCouldDie
03/21/18 7:12:45 PM
#6
TheVipaGTS posted...
Why would a bike shop get robbed?

Have you ever seen how expensive bikes are? They are much more expensive than anything you can buy at 7-11. Ergo the bike shop should have more money.
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TopicSims 4 CE House - This is a mistake.
IfGodCouldDie
03/21/18 12:05:36 AM
#177
Tag.
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TopicWhat's your opinion on cousin banging?
IfGodCouldDie
03/20/18 10:35:09 PM
#77
DocileOrangeCup posted...
Carveless posted...
You don't know my boy Cornman. Blood ain't stopping him :^)

im determined

POST MORE PICS @EpicKingdom_

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TopicWhat's your opinion on cousin banging?
IfGodCouldDie
03/20/18 9:13:35 PM
#61
EpicKingdom_ posted...
Carveless posted...
au_gold posted...
EpicKingdom_ posted...
I fapped to my cousin's picture once.

AMA.

Pics?



Nice.
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TopicWhat's your opinion on cousin banging?
IfGodCouldDie
03/20/18 9:10:57 PM
#57
Carveless posted...
au_gold posted...
EpicKingdom_ posted...
I fapped to my cousin's picture once.

AMA.

Pics?

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TopicWhat's your opinion on cousin banging?
IfGodCouldDie
03/20/18 6:33:30 PM
#6
Carveless posted...
Ok if they're hot, right?

That's pretty much the gist of it.
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TopicMy matches keep disconnecting. I'm done for the day.
IfGodCouldDie
03/20/18 5:49:32 PM
#2
DBFz?
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TopicHello, Mr. Thompson
IfGodCouldDie
03/20/18 5:35:59 PM
#66
chill02 posted...
WilliamPorygon posted...
Bake 'em away, toys!

What did you say, chief?

Just do what the kid said.
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TopicWhen was da last time you cried and why?
IfGodCouldDie
03/20/18 4:58:49 PM
#4
Around Christmas when I found out my two year old daughter might have leukemia. Luckily it was just temporary anemia brought on by an unconfirmed source. I consider myself pretty fucking manly, but that shit had me in bawling for hours.
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TopicLast time you saw a naked boob irl?
IfGodCouldDie
03/20/18 4:56:17 PM
#17
MC_BatCommander posted...
Yesterday, pretty much every single day. Benefits of being married.

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TopicWho the fuck is my D&D character?!
IfGodCouldDie
03/20/18 4:25:06 PM
#33
I'm going to roll the stats for a fucking
Callous half-orc paladin from an abandoned fortress who refuses to bathe.
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TopicFriendzone Topic
IfGodCouldDie
03/20/18 3:53:09 PM
#37
Veggeta X posted...
orTf7mc

Lmao
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TopicFriendzone Topic
IfGodCouldDie
03/20/18 3:50:31 PM
#35
Veggeta X posted...
kz9UDwa

Fucking creepy.
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TopicMy fiancees sister, supposedly drug free for over a year, OD'd last night.
IfGodCouldDie
03/20/18 1:48:14 PM
#21
Agnostic420 posted...
https://imgur.com/a/MMW35

I share this to say, this could be someone at any point on drugs.

To be fair that could be someone at any point in life, drugs or not.
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TopicMy fiancees sister, supposedly drug free for over a year, OD'd last night.
IfGodCouldDie
03/20/18 12:49:13 PM
#14
Agnostic420 posted...
fan357 posted...
She's alive?


Yeah, it was apparently sent to her mom as "something you need to know." and it was from Feb, shes posted since then.

And I'm assuming she can't get heroine/meth anymore but instead turned to pills. I'm curious how she got ahold of pain meds strong enough to help with cancer patients however.

Anywhere. Drugs are not hard to obtain if you already know where to look.
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TopicMy fiancees sister, supposedly drug free for over a year, OD'd last night.
IfGodCouldDie
03/20/18 12:48:09 PM
#12
Darklit_Minuet posted...
This is why drugs should be legalized.

If doses were clearly marked and regulated, and prices were much lower, nobody would ever OD because people can get a consistent fix from a reputable vendor.

Plus you wouldn't have to worry about there being different drugs in the ones you're supposedly buying. That may have been what you meant by regulated but just wanted to add the clarification.
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TopicMy fiancees sister, supposedly drug free for over a year, OD'd last night.
IfGodCouldDie
03/20/18 12:46:22 PM
#8
It's possible she was clean, and if she had been clean for an extended period of time then relapsed but did the same kind of doses she used to do it is very possible it was too much for her system.
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TopicI asked a girl I was talking to how big her boobs were. She got mad.
IfGodCouldDie
03/18/18 8:43:03 PM
#146
You're doing God's work TC. One day you'll find the right girl.
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TopicA girl does something bad...
IfGodCouldDie
03/18/18 1:28:06 PM
#5
I'll be completely honest, if anyone I am talking to mentions a girl, the first thing I ask is whether or not she is hot. If she is, I allow them to finish their story, if she is not I stop them from wasting both of our time.
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Topicselfie topic!!!
IfGodCouldDie
03/17/18 10:50:03 PM
#441
SayCheese posted...
IfGodCouldDie posted...

ImNotAnIdiot posted...

Great usernames.

Just for that compliment I'll post a selfie because apparently people keep saying I look like I have lost weight, plus I have not too recently shaved my head and beard.

eu3EKc9

Yea that's right, we are out celebrating St. Paddy's day without wearing green.
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