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So I wonder how the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal trophy fit into the Broken Universe?
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scarletspeed7 posted...

This is the craziest thing ever:
https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/983091606143160320

John Cena not the only superstar attending as a fan! :P
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Universal Championship Match: Brock Lesnar (c) vs. Roman Reigns
3 Points
B. Roman Reigns

WWE Championship Match: AJ Styles (c) vs. Shinsuke Nakamura
3 Points
B. Shinsuke Nakamura

Tag Team Match: Kurt Angle and Ronda Rousey vs. Triple H and Stephanie McMahon
1 Point
A. Angle and Rousey

Tag Team Match: Daniel Bryan and Shane McMahon vs. Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn
Sami and Owens are reinstated as SD Live superstars if they win
3 Points
B. Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn

Smackdown Women's Championship Match: Charlotte Flair (c) vs. Asuka
3 Points
B. Asuka

Smackdown Tag Team Championship Triple Threat Match: The Usos (c) vs. The New Day vs. The Bludgeon Brothers
3 Points
C. Bludgeon Brothers

Intercontinental Championship Triple Threat Match: The Miz (c) vs. Seth Rollins vs. Finn Balor
3 Points
B. Seth Rollins

United States Championship Fatal Four-Way Match: Randy Orton (c) vs. Bobby Roode vs. Jinder Mahal vs. Rusev
3 Points
A. Randy Orton

Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal
2 Points
Andrade Cien Almas

Women's Battle Royal Match
2 Points
Carmella

Raw Tag Team Championship Match: Sheamus and Cesaro (c) vs. Braun Strowman and a Mystery Partner
2 Points
B. Strowman + Mystery Partner

Raw Women's Championship Match: Alexa Bliss (c) vs. Nia Jax
3 Points
B. Nia Jax

WWE Cruiserweight Championship Tournament Finals: Cedric Alexander vs. Mustafa Ali
1 Point
A. Cedric Alexander

John Cena vs. Undertaker
This match is not confirmed
2 Points
A. John Cena

----BONUS QUESTIONS----
Each question is worth one point

1. Will Undertaker wrestle John Cena in a match? If he does, which gimmick will he use?
B. Deadman

2. What match will be the main event?
Universal Championship Match (Lesnar/Reigns)

3. Name 3 matches that won't be on the main card. If you all 3 are not, you win this question.
Andre Battle Royal
Women's Battle Royal
Cruiserweight Title Match

4. What will be the longest match of the night?
WWE Title Match (AJ/Shinsuke)

5. Will Carmella cash in her MitB briefcase? (Does not count if she does not fully cash it in)
Yes

6. Who will take the pinfall in the US title match?
Jinder

7. Who will Strowman's mystery partner be?
No one. He solos the Bar.

8. What will be the opening match once Wrestlemania officially starts?
Smackdown Tag Team Title Match

9. Who will take the pinfall in the IC title match?
The Miz

10. What team will the New Day use?
Big E and Kofi
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https://twitter.com/HeymanHustle/status/983034336151826432

That last line is getting my hopes up.
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Oh, and we've just enter the next tier: "Who is this Jose and why is he always being denied?"

90. Luke Harper - Swamp Gas

"Oh dear God... you see, my name's Billy. And I just won King of the Ring, but there's one problem. Everybody still thinks that I ABSOLUTELY SUCK!"
91. The Quebecers - We're Not the Mounties
92. Jeff Hardy - Willow's Way
93. Vader - Afro Rock
94. Emma - Real Deal
95. Sting - Seek and Destroy
96. Men on a Mission - Men on a Mission
97. Buff Bagwell - Buff Daddy
98. Jillian Hall - Sliced Bread
99. Brie Bella - Beautiful Life
100. Lex Luger - The Total Package

"MINUS FIVE STARS"
101. Luke Harper and Erick Rowan - He's Got the Whole World in His Hands
102. Right to Censor - Censorship
103. NWO B Team - Tear it Up
104. RVD - The Whole F'n Show!

More tomorrow. Also, expect the write-ups to be shorter as we now reach the stuff I'm mostly "Eh" about.
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90. Luke Harper - Swamp Gas

Earlier I said that Swamp Gas was better than He's Got the Whole World in His Hands. While it's better suited to Harper's (and Rowan's) character(s), it's relatively weak to the majority of entrance themes yet to be ranked. It's perhaps the closest song to what I call a solid 5/10 (we're pretty much done with the songs I dislike).

But yes, I vastly prefer Brotherhood (the Bludgeon Brothers theme) over the two. Love the stomach-churning grunt at the start, the guitar riffs, and especially the part that plays between 0:44-1:02.



Question #15 - What's your favorite Wyatt Family moment?

(Speaking of the Wyatt family, I'm surprised Bray Wyatt's theme wasn't nominated.)
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91. The Quebecers - We're Not the Mounties

I like the original Mountie theme.

I hate the Quebecers rendition of the song. Basically a comical version of the original made to mock Canada because they had issues with the Mountie gimmick years before. This concept is fine, but is executed horribly. Jacques and Pierre (I'm assuming it's them providing the vocals) sound like two drunk blokes singing karaoke at their local pub. Then the two incoherrently shout at each other in a mixture of english and french for 30 seconds before keeping their mouths shut for the remainder of the track.

Question #14 - What's your favorite Jacques Rougeau moment?
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92. Jeff Hardy - Willow's Way

The willow scream is the worst introduction to any song on this list, including BRIIIIIIEEEEEE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE. I hate the use of dubstep in this song and something seems really wrong with the vocals that I can't pinpoint on (they sound like they're auto-tuned/synthesised). There may be a decent song underneath these faults, but it stands as a mediocre track.

Question #13 - What's your LEAST favorite Jeff Hardy moment (aside from the time he showed up wasted for a title match at Victory Road)?
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93. Vader - Afro Rock

Sounds too generic to my liking and rather forgettable at that. Actually, I would say this is more like the music that plays during a late 80s/early 90s PPV to hype the crowd (kinda like the early Wrestlemania themes) than an entrance theme. Put me down as a "Mastadon" guy (there's a theme that gets you pumped up).



Question #12 - What's your favorite Vader moment?
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UInstinctGogeta posted...

Also, holy hell that is a weak field.

If Kane doesn't win, which he shoudnt, he's old, then Dolph is like the only person in that match. Maybe Corbin?

Remember last year Mojo won, and the match had post-Ambulance-tipping Braun Strowman in it <_<

That happened a week AFTER Mania. That whole attack started when Roman was interviewed by Cole about his victory over the Undertaker.

With that said, it made no sense to make pre-ambulance Braun one of the first eliminated last year.
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94. Emma - Real Deal


A remix of her older theme "#Emmalution" (see below). I used to prefer Real Deal, but going back and listening to both, I now think it's worse. #Emmalution (yes, the title does have a hashtag in it) at least sounds alright from start to finish, Real Deal just sounds awful at parts.



Unpopular opinion: I think "All About Me" (the theme she used before leaving WWE) is the best. It could use without the "EEEYYYYYYAH!" sound bites though.



Question #11 - What's you favorite Emma moment?
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95. Sting - Seek and Destroy


I have a hard time listening to songs much longer than 5 minutes in general if they don't keep me invested (unless I have them on as background music to something I am doing to which I'm not really paying attention to the music to begin with). Same with movies that run longer than about 2 hours and 45 minutes.

I say this because Seek & Destroy is one of those songs that plays on for too long for my liking and am just waiting it to end. Metallica has made some great songs (one that has yet to be ranked on here) but this isn't one of them.

One last note is I had trouble identifying some of the lyrics until I looked them up. I kept mishearing "searching" as "Sooty", which made me think of this; https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9b/Sooty2011.png

Question #10 - What is your favorite Sting theme?
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1 week later...

96. Men on a Mission - Men on a Mission


The lyrics are the main problem here. Half of them are alright, the other half feel lazily filled in as if they couldn't be bothered to think of anything better, much like I couldn't be bothered to count the number of times Oscar sings "Do it like this", but I swear he says it like a dozen times. "Men On A Mission" is also said way too much to my liking.

All other other managers are now like me

Ah yes, I remember the days where Paul Bearer would cut a rap as The Undertaker danced to the ring.

Question #9 - What is you favorite Mabel/Viscera/Bid Daddy V moment?
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Ember Moon
Dolph Ziggler
Carlito
Cesero
Cryme Time (Jtg and Shad)
Kenny Omega/Cody/Sabre Jr/Marty Scrull
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Eddv posted...

Triple H got 3 in a row but did so by having himself and Jericho go last to a dead crowd

Triple H's 3 in a row were XX (Benoit/HBK), 21 (Batista), and 22 (Cena).
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Tenille Dashwood
Zack Sabre Jr
Lashley and ??? ??? (La Resistance)
Dalton Castle
Motor City Machine guns
Rob Van Dam
Johnny Mundo and Johnny Gargano
Ceasero

DDP Mentors Brian Cage
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More later today.
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Likely no further writeups until Sunday since I'll be out most of the day. However, I'll give you all hints for the next three entrance themes.

96 - Tag Team theme
95 - WCW Theme
94 - Women's Theme
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97. Buff Bagwell - Buff Daddy


We're past the songs that I think are bad and now are approaching stuff that I just plain dislike. My main problem with Buff Daddy is Buff Bagwell himself - I really do not like how he sounds here and his voiceover subtracts a lot from this otherwise okay entrance theme.

I also think this song would've benefited from more lyrics from the female singers than repeating "Buff Daddy" over and over again. There is a reason why the "Ohhhhhhhh Buff iiiiiiiissss the stuff" is my favorite part of the track.

Quite frankly, if this and the NWO B Team theme are anything to go by, I think American Males was probably his best theme.

Question #8 - What is your favorite Buff Daddy moment?
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??? (Former wwe and NXT guy second hint cruserweight type) LOW KI
Dudley boys and the Bromans
DDp and CHRIS JERICHO
Hero
Becky and paige
Kenny Omega
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98. Jillian Hall - Sliced Bread


Sliced Bread (what a horrible name for a song) fits Jillian's character at the time (of being a bad singer who thinks she is better than she actually is), but a badly sung song is still a badly sung song regardless if it's intentional. I am curious as to what an updated version of this would sound like if say she returned with her gimmick tweaked that she now autotunes her singing.

The lyrics for the chorus are good, though.

All the chicks just want to be like me,
'Cause all the boys just want to get with me,
And don't be a player hater,
Because you know I'm gonna replace ya!

Question #7 - What is your favorite song that is intentionally bad (it does not have to relate to wrestling)?
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scarletspeed7 posted...

Eva Marie's last theme was great! Such a good gimmick.

I prefer Eva Marie's last theme to Brie's but it would have not done much better on these rankings.

The special announcer does add a lot to it, though. It's such a shame she never got to actually wrestle due to her suspension and lack of interest in staying (though this is probably a good thing in terms of the actual in-ring wrestling part of the division).
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99. Brie Bella - Beautiful Life


Aside from the audio spiking after after the infamous words "Brie Mode", I think Brie's theme gets bashed around a little too often by the wrestling community. Sure, it's not good, but is it really that different from some of the other women's themes in the last 5-6 years (such as Eva Marie's)? There's been far worse music composed for the ladies than this (though it doesn't help Beautiful Life's case that it loops after 30 seconds, though.

That said, I do enjoy those Botchamania endings that feature it (such as that Mars Attacks clip).

Question #6 - What is your least favorite entrance theme for a female talent (doesn't have to be a wrestler)?
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100. Lex Luger - The Total Package


This sounds like a poor man's mashup of the Chariots of Fire theme and the King of The Ring 1993 theme. There is probably a good theme in here somewhere, but the music sounds slightly off tune to me. Perhaps this is a case of good concept, bad execution?

Also, I wasn't watching wrestling during WCW's time, but judging by the clips used for the custom tron, did Luger come out to this theme during the turn of the millenium (1999-2000)? If so, this would sound terribly out of place with everything else at the time. This sounds like a theme someone would use in the early 90s.

Question #5 - What is your least favorite entrance theme from WCW?
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And that's one tier down!

"MINUS FIVE STARS"
101. Luke Harper and Erick Rowan - He's Got the Whole World in His Hands
102. Right to Censor - Censorship
103. NWO B Team - Tear it Up
104. RVD - The Whole F'n Show!

Next tier: "Oh dear God... you see, my name's Billy. And I just won King of the Ring, but there's one problem. Everybody still thinks that I ABSOLUTELY SUCK!"
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(I don't intend to go into as much detail as I have been once we get past the bottom of the barrel stuff and into the mediocre/okay music, but I think the songs that are this low warrant an explaination as to why I detest them. Thankfully, we are almost done with the really bad stuff.)

101. Luke Harper and Erick Rowan - He's Got the Whole World in His Hands


You can faintly hear Jerry Lawler on commentary say "Did they record their own entrance music?" at around the 0:33 mark. I'm not sure if this was him taking a jab at the theme or not, but I have to brutually honest here and say that I am not a fan of this at all.

Yes, the eerie instrumentation fits Harper and Rowan's gimmick well, and I will say that this would be great if used in a video package or vignette, but it's terrible music for having someone come out to prior to a match. I generally like entrance themes that pump you up for the act coming out. He's Got the Whole World in His Hands does not accomplish this (and by this point, I was getting sick of hearing it). Swamp Gas (which they started using the following week) was a better theme. The theme they are using now as The Bludgeon Brothers is even better!

Question #4 - What is your least favorite entrance theme for a tag team?
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NBIceman posted...

Sabre ties him.

Then he probably won't have a defence in May unless Tanahashi challenges him then so Naito can take the title off him at Dominion.
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scarletspeed7 posted...

Is Dominion going to be Tanahashi/Okada or Tanahashi/Suzuki?

How many more defences does Okada have to do to beat Tanahashi's record? I think he's at two left, so he may tie the record then Tanahashi challenges him to try and defend it.
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Jakyl25 posted...

Some matches announced for the Greatest Royal Rumble undercard

Cena vs. Triple H

IC Ladder Match
Miz vs. Rollins vs. Balor vs. Joe

Raw Tag Titles Match
Sheamus/Cesaro vs Hardy Boys

I hope that last one isnt a WM spoiler!

Strowman and partner could easily lose the titles the next night/week on RAW or on the next event should they win at Mania.
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Haven't been watching NXT as of late, but if Heavy Machinery are usually like that, I want to see more of them.
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102. Right to Censor - Censorship


I cannot justify ranking this theme any higher than this even if I wanted to because, well, just listen to it. I will say it perfectly suits Right to Censor's gimmick (a bunch of people attempting to censor the risky product of the Attitude Era with some of their members being reformed characters) to a tee and it certainly triggers you to want to boo them. But is it something you'd want to ever listen to on its own? No. The song itself is a bunch of loud obnoxious sirens with a barely audible beat in the background.

I wonder what that says about the two songs below this that I'd rather listen to numerous sirens blasting into my ear than them?

Question #3 - What's your favorite Right to Censor moment?
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BTW, I should point out now that the nomination topic has purged that I forgot to save the links to the videos you guys provided me, so expect at least some of the write ups to link to different videos (hopefully the same song).

As for the what I would probably say is the worst theme I have ever heard, it would probably be Bastion Booger's (though Scarlet's answer is a close second).

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103. NWO B Team - Tear it Up


Well, this certainly feels like a theme for a B team. But unlike Rockhouse (or the Wolfpac them), Tear it Up is a completely forgettable theme that would not get me hyped for the arrival of these guys and wouldn't catch my interest. The music itself is too generic and adding the NWO sound byte (and whatever Eric Bischoff(?) is saying) to it probably makes it even WORSE. Yes, this tells us that this is the NWO (like we couldn't figure this out looking at the NWO logo on the shirts/bandanas/gear of these guys), but do we really need the constant "WE-WE-WE-WE-WE-WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"?

Not much else to comment on, so if you want a good example of how to do a lower card stable's theme, here it is.



Question #2 - What is your least favorite entrance theme for a stable?
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Dudleys
American Nightmare Cody/Johnny Mundo
Chis Hero/Cesero
Dolph Ziggler
Wade Barrett
Bromanz
Mickie James
Cm Punk
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This write-up took much longer to complete than it warranted.

104. RVD - The Whole F'n Show!


This project was probably the first time I've ever listened to the song from start to finish. I wasn't watching TNA at this time, but after hearing negative things about this song over the years, I got curious a couple of years back and checked it out, and completely understood in a matter of seconds why this was garbage and clicked the back button about less than a minute in.

Hope you like the same 6 second guitar riff playing in continuous loop over and over again, because that's the entire song's tune in a nutshell. This wouldn't be as bad if this was just the intro to the song and then it builds to something more exciting or intense, but instead it's Rinse, lather, repeat.

I would say the vocals could've salvaged the song if they were good, but that would be a lie because the tune is so bad that it's beyond rescuing. Instead, the vocals might be even worse. Aside from the same four (two) lines of chorus being hammered into your brain every 13 seconds 8 or so times throughout the song, the lyrics in the verse are even lazier. Take a look at some of these;

A chair shot straight to your brain
Straight to your skull crack!
You can't stop the chair to your brain
Straight to your skull crack!

I will fly high
5 Stars Frog Splash
You can't stop me
Five Stars Splash

It's like they couldn't be arsed to think of good lines when making this song and went "Screw it, just repeat some of these, maybe switch out part of the original line with "You can't stop..."

It's all about the Yin and the Yang
The balance to power, the sin
You can't stop the Yin and the Yang
The balance to power, the sin

Then there is the self-insertion of the band's name in one of the verses. I don't mind artists dropping their names into songs that much, but not when it's lazily added in.

Van Damninator
Van Terminator
Van Crushinator*
Van Assassinator!

*The band's name is Kushinator, but it sounds so similar that I'm jumping to my own conclusion.

There is nothing good about this song. At least with the themes coming up, I'm either able to find SOMETHING to like about them or understand the reason why they're bad. This is the best TNA can come up with one of their biggest stars at the time? It is no wonder that company fell as hard as they did.

Question #1 - What is your least favorite entrance theme?
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You can find the ranking topic here;
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/76440547
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The list.

AJ Lee - Let's Light It Up
AJ Styles - Styles Clash
Aleister Black - Root of All Evil
Ashley Remington - Smooth Sailing
Asuka - The Future
Bad Luck Fale - The Underboss
Baron Corbin - I Bring the Darkness (End of Days)
Bobby Roode - Glorious Domination
Bobby Roode - Off the Chain Instrumental
Bret Hart - Hitman
Brie Bella - Brie Mode
Brodus Clay (and various other wrestlers) - Somebody Call My Momma
Buff Bagwell - Buff Daddy
Bull Nakano - Boss of the World
Cesaro - Miracle
Chris Jericho - Break the Walls Down
Christian - At Last
Christian - Just Close Your Eyes
CM Punk - Cult of Personality
CM Punk - This Fire Burns
Cody - Kingdom
Cody Rhodes & Goldust - Gold and Smoke
Dean Malenko - Iceman
Demolition - Demolition
Diamond Dallas Page - Self High Five
Disco Inferno - Disco Fever
Drew McIntyre - Broken Dreams
DX - Are You Ready?
Eddie Guerrero - Lie, Cheat & Steal
Edge - Metalingus
Emma - Real Deal
EVIL - Black Deeds
Evolution - Line In The Sand
Hakushi - Hakushi Theme
Heath Slater - More Than One Man
Hirooki Goto - Hadou
Hiroshi Tanahashi - High Energy
Jake Roberts - Snake Bit
Jake the Snake Roberts - Trust Me
Jeff Hardy - Willow's Way
Jeff Jarrett - NWA Theme
Jillian - Sliced Bread
Jinder Mahal - Sher (Lion)
John Cena - The Time is Now
Jushin Thunder Liger - Ikari No Jyushin
Katsuyori Shibata - Takeover
Kazuchika Okada - Rainmaker (extended intro version)
Kenta Kobashi - Grand Sword
Kevin Steen - Unsettling Differences
Kurt Angle - Medal
Lex Luger - Slammer
Lex Luger - The Total Package
Luke Harper - Swamp Gas
Luke Harper and Erick Rowan - He's Got the Whole World in His Hands
Matt Hardy - Live for the Moment
Maven - Behind the Stars
Men on a Mission - Men on a Mission
Mike Awesome - Awesome Bomb
Minoru Suzuki - Kaze Ni Nare
Naomichi Marufuji - Hysteric
New World Order - Rockhouse
NWO B Team - Tear it Up
Orlando Jordan - Do It Big
Raven - Come Out and Play
Rey Mysterio - Booyaka 619
Right to Censor - Censorship
Rikishi - Bad Man
Rob Van Dam - One of a Kind
RVD - The Whole Fn Show
Sandman - Enter Sandman
SAnitY - Controlled Chaos
Santino Marella - La Vittoria e Mia
Scott Norton - Winner Takes it All
Scott Steiner - Holla if ya Hear Me
Shawn Michaels - Sexy Boy
Shinsuke Nakamura - Subconscious
Steven Regal - Real Man's Man
Sting - Seek and Destroy
Stone Cold Steve Austin - Glass Shatters
Sycho Sid - Snapped
TAKA Michinoku - Yamato Part 4 New Edit
Tazz - 13
Ted Dibiase - It's All About The Money
Tetsuya Naito - Stardust
The Big Boss Man - Hard Times
The Briscoe Brothers - Gimme Back My Bullets
The Fabulous Rougeau Brothers - All-American Boys
The Nexus - We Are One (WWE Mix)
The Quebecers - We're Not the Mounties
The Rock - 2003 heel theme
The Usos - Done With That (Day One Remix)
Three Minute Warning - Three Minutes
TJ Perkins - Playing with Power
Tomohiro Ishii - Stone Pitbull
Triple H - King of Kings
Triple H - My Time
Triple H - The Game
Undertaker - You're Gonna Pay
Vader - WCW theme
Val Venis - Hello Ladies
Wade Barrett - Rebel Son
Will Ospreay - Elevated
Zack Ryder - Radio

We will begin soon with the first (last place) song of the bottom tier: "MINUS FIVE STARS".
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There are usually three parts to a wrestler making their entrance to the ring for their match. The first is (in most occassions) the ring announcer announcing the participant(s) making their way to the ring, the second is how the wrestler in question presents himself coming to the ring (is he dressed in fancy gear? Is he trying to get into his opponent's head? or perhaps they are dancing their way down the ramp?). The third of these is the music that plays during their entrance. This can get the crowd hyped for the match about to happen, or set the tone of what to expect from the character. Over time, many of these tunes have resonated with fans, becoming generally beloved and even iconic. Some not so much. This is where this topic comes into play.

First off, thanks again to all ther users last week who nominated various themes for this list. There are a total 104 wrestler theme songs to rank (the full list is posted below), many from WWE, WCW and New Japan, others from TNA/Impact, Ring Of Honor, ECW, NOAH and so on. Despite the variation of promotions representated, there have been some notable wrestlers that failed to get (one of) their themes on the list. This includes (but certainly not limited to) Mick Foley, Brock Lesnar, Goldberg, Batista, Finn Balor, Bray Wyatt, Kane, Booker T, Hulk Hogan, Kenny Omega, all three members of The New Day. and all three members of The Shield. Meanwhile, Triple H was able to get the most themes out of anyone with 5 (of course). There are also certain themes from wrestlers that did get some sort of representation in this list that were snubbed that could've done very well on this list, but we will get into more detail on that as we press forward.

If you're wondering on the criteria that I will rank these songs, it'll mostly come down to my own preference (especially as we reach the upper half of the ranking). How well the theme fits the character(s) and the lyrics will also be taken into account, but how much I personally enjoy the theme will be what decides a song's overall position. I should also admit that I don't really have the best taste in music to begin with, so expect some songs you think are great to place much lower than you'd expect and vice versa.

Lastly, I intend to end most of my writeups (which will vary in length, don't be surprised if some are much shorter than others) with a question to all of you to encourage some additional discussion. Feel free to provide your own thoughts on the stuff that is ranked and I hope you all find some enjoyment in this countdown.
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Tag to remind me later this weekend.
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Bubba Ray Dudley
Ryback
Christopher Daniels
Kofi
Becky Lynch, Io Shirai and Kairi Sane
CM Punk

Velvet Sky and Emma
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Topic will be up later today.

Mega Mana posted...

Aww, lookit at that Triple H with five entries (3 solo, DX, and Evolution). ^_^

scarletspeed7 posted...

But no theme for Terra Rising!

No blueblood them either...

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Listened to every song and have them roughly ranked. Going to hold off from making the topic for another day or so to help me on finalise the ranking.

Want to mention that I like most of what you guys nominated and that there were only about 10 bad songs.
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scarletspeed7 posted...

AJ Styles may have suffered an injury over the weekend.

He's reportedly getting evaluated tonight backstage at Raw. I suspect the injury won't be serious enough to stop him from competing at Mania but he likely won't have anymore matches before then.

But if he doesn't get cleared, what ends up happening to the WWE title match with Nakamura?
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Nominations are now closed. Thanks to everyone who showed up! Here's the list of the 104 themes that made the rankings.

AJ Lee - Let's Light It Up
AJ Styles - Styles Clash
Aleister Black - Root of All Evil
Ashley Remington - Smooth Sailing
Asuka - The Future
Bad Luck Fale - The Underboss
Baron Corbin - I Bring the Darkness (End of Days)
Bobby Roode - Glorious Domination
Bobby Roode - Off the Chain Instrumental
Bret Hart - Hitman
Brie Bella - Brie Mode
Brodus Clay (and various other wrestlers) - Somebody Call My Momma
Buff Bagwell - Buff Daddy
Bull Nakano - Boss of the World
Cesaro - Miracle
Chris Jericho - Break the Walls Down
Christian - At Last
Christian - Just Close Your Eyes
CM Punk - Cult of Personality
CM Punk - This Fire Burns
Cody - Kingdom
Cody Rhodes & Goldust - Gold and Smoke
Dean Malenko - Iceman
Demolition - Demolition
Diamond Dallas Page - Self High Five
Disco Inferno - Disco Fever
Drew McIntyre - Broken Dreams
DX - Are You Ready?
Eddie Guerrero - Lie, Cheat & Steal
Edge - Metalingus
Emma - Real Deal
EVIL - Black Deeds
Evolution - Line In The Sand
Hakushi - Hakushi Theme
Heath Slater - More Than One Man
Hirooki Goto - Hadou
Hiroshi Tanahashi - High Energy
Jake Roberts - Snake Bit
Jake the Snake Roberts - Trust Me
Jeff Hardy - Willow's Way
Jeff Jarrett - NWA Theme
Jillian - Sliced Bread
Jinder Mahal - Sher (Lion)
John Cena - The Time is Now
Jushin Thunder Liger - Ikari No Jyushin
Katsuyori Shibata - Takeover
Kazuchika Okada - Rainmaker (extended intro version)
Kenta Kobashi - Grand Sword
Kevin Steen - Unsettling Differences
Kurt Angle - Medal
Lex Luger - Slammer
Lex Luger - The Total Package
Luke Harper - Swamp Gas
Luke Harper and Erick Rowan - He's Got the Whole World in His Hands
Matt Hardy - Live for the Moment
Maven - Behind the Stars
Men on a Mission - Men on a Mission
Mike Awesome - Awesome Bomb
Minoru Suzuki - Kaze Ni Nare
Naomichi Marufuji - Hysteric
New World Order - Rockhouse
NWO B Team - Tear it Up
Orlando Jordan - Do It Big
Raven - Come Out and Play
Rey Mysterio - Booyaka 619
Right to Censor - Censorship
Rikishi - Bad Man
Rob Van Dam - One of a Kind
RVD - The Whole Fn Show
Sandman - Enter Sandman
SAnitY - Controlled Chaos
Santino Marella - La Vittoria e Mia
Scott Norton - Winner Takes it All
Scott Steiner - Holla if ya Hear Me
Shawn Michaels - Sexy Boy
Shinsuke Nakamura - Subconscious
Steven Regal - Real Man's Man
Sting - Seek and Destroy
Stone Cold Steve Austin - Glass Shatters
Sycho Sid - Snapped
TAKA Michinoku - Yamato Part 4 New Edit
Tazz - 13
Ted Dibiase - It's All About The Money
Tetsuya Naito - Stardust
The Big Boss Man - Hard Times
The Briscoe Brothers - Gimme Back My Bullets
The Fabulous Rougeau Brothers - All-American Boys
The Nexus - We Are One (WWE Mix)
The Quebecers - We're Not the Mounties
The Rock - 2003 heel theme
The Usos - Done With That (Day One Remix)
Three Minute Warning - Three Minutes
TJ Perkins - Playing with Power
Tomohiro Ishii - Stone Pitbull
Triple H - King of Kings
Triple H - My Time
Triple H - The Game
Undertaker - Dark Side
Undertaker - You're Gonna Pay
Vader - WCW theme
Val Venis - Hello Ladies
Wade Barrett - Rebel Son
Will Ospreay - Elevated
Zack Ryder - Radio

I'll be (re-)listening to all of these over the weekend and the ranking topic itself will probably be up sometime Monday or Tuesday (I'll post the link to the topic once I created it).

In the mean time, feel free to discuss what got in/snubbed and predict what takes last place.
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Noticing some of the other youtube links are being taken down. I'll probably search for those songs myself on the site if the original nominators don't post a replacement link.

Closing nominations later today. Last chance for anyone who hasn't nommed or used up all their noms.
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ninkendo posted...

noted Mario Kart: Super Circuit fan paulg

Lol I meant Crash Nitro Kart (sequel to Crash Team Racing).
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The sequel to the best kart racer of all time came out in 2003.
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- XIII_rocks (6/10)
Cesaro - Miracle
Bobby Roode - Off the Chain Instrumental
Bobby Roode - Glorious Domination
RVD - The Whole Fn Show
Chris Jericho - Break the Walls Down
Dean Malenko - Iceman

- NBIceman (8/10)
Kazuchika Okada - Rainmaker (extended intro version)
AJ Styles - Styles Clash
Shinsuke Nakamura - Subconscious
Kenta Kobashi - Grand Sword
Rob Van Dam - One of a Kind
Mike Awesome - Awesome Bomb
Christian - Just Close Your Eyes
Kevin Steen - Unsettling Differences

- Nameless2000 (10/10)
Minoru Suzuki - Kaze Ni Nare
Val Venis - Hello Ladies
Drew McIntyre - Broken Dreams
Jushin Thunder Liger - Ikari No Jyushin
Luke Harper and Erick Rowan - He's Got the Whole World in His Hands
Cody - Kingdom
Luke Harper - Swamp Gas
Vader - WCW theme
Baron Corbin - I Bring the Darkness (End of Days)
Brodus Clay (and various other wrestlers) - Somebody Call My Momma

- Johnbobb (10/10)
John Cena - The Time is Now
DX - Are You Ready?
Matt Hardy - Live for the Moment
Triple H - The Game
Evolution - Line In The Sand
Undertaker - You're Gonna Pay
Eddie Guerrero - Lie, Cheat & Steal
CM Punk - Cult of Personality
Santino Marella - La Vittoria e Mia
Triple H - King of Kings

- Eddv (10/10)
Demolition - Demolition
The Fabulous Rougeau Brothers - All-American Boys
The Big Boss Man - Hard Times
New World Order - Rockhouse
Men on a Mission - Men on a Mission
Scott Norton - Winner Takes it All
NWO B Team - Tear it Up
Buff Bagwell - Buff Daddy
The Quebecers - We're Not the Mounties
Jake the Snake Roberts - Trust Me

- Snake5555555555 (10/10)
Edge - Metalingus
The Briscoe Brothers - Gimme Back My Bullets
Raven - Come Out and Play
Bret Hart - Hitman
Sting - Seek and Destroy
CM Punk - This Fire Burns
Stone Cold Steve Austin - Glass Shatters
Asuka - The Future
Jillian - Sliced Bread
Rey Mysterio - Booyaka 619

- Girugamesh (8/10)
Hiroshi Tanahashi - High Energy
Naomichi Marufuji - Hysteric
Hirooki Goto - Hadou
Tetsuya Naito - Stardust
EVIL - Black Deeds
Right to Censor - Censorship
TAKA Michinoku - Yamato Part 4 New Edit
Bad Luck Fale - The Underboss

- scarletspeed7 (10/10)
Diamond Dallas Page - Self High Five
Jake Roberts - Snake Bit
Tomohiro Ishii - Stone Pitbull
Triple H - My Time
Aleister Black - Root of All Evil
Sandman - Enter Sandman
Christian - At Last
Brie Bella - Brie Mode
Undertaker - Dark Side
Lex Luger - Slammer

- Mega Mana (10/10)
Cody Rhodes & Goldust - Gold and Smoke
Heath Slater - More Than One Man
The Nexus - We Are One (WWE Mix)
AJ Lee - Let's Light It Up
Wade Barrett - Rebel Son
Ashley Remington - Smooth Sailing
Kurt Angle - Medal
SAnitY - Controlled Chaos
Emma - Real Deal
The Usos - Done With That (Day One Remix)

- ZeroSignal620 (10/10)
Shawn Michaels - Sexy Boy
Scott Steiner - Holla if ya Hear Me
The Rock - 2003 heel theme
Rikishi - Bad Man
Jinder Mahal - Sher (Lion)
TJ Perkins - Playing with Power
Orlando Jordan - Do It Big
Steven Regal - Real Man's Man
Maven - Behind the Stars
Zack Ryder - Radio

92 songs nominated. Will we reach 100?
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Johnny Mundo
Alex Shelly
Kenny Omega
Chris Sabin
??? and ???
Paige and Ember moon
Mickie James
Dalton Castle
Bobby Lashley

Colt Cabana
Solomon Crowe
Bromans
Victoria
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Eddv posted...

Triple H - My Time

Already nominated.
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