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TopicIncels tend to think in absolutes.
Orlando_Jordan
07/10/18 3:49:48 PM
#7
eston posted...
So you're saying incels = Sith

Pretty much. Just look at Kylo Ren.
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TopicIncels tend to think in absolutes.
Orlando_Jordan
07/10/18 3:46:10 PM
#1
Not every woman wants "Chad." Maybe high-maintenance 10/10 types do, but would you really be happy with a woman who is hot, but has a crappy personality? Probably not. Conversely, nobody is expecting you to settle for a 1/10 hambeast. You can find a decent woman in the 5-8/10 range.
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TopicHow is Broly the "legendary super saiyan"?
Orlando_Jordan
07/10/18 2:29:21 PM
#1
The legendary super saiyan existed thousands of years prior to DBZ and he destroyed himself with his own power. Broly is the same age as Goku and planet Vegeta was destroyed shortly after his birth, so how could he be legendary, and when did he even turn super saiyan?
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Topic"Millennials" isn't a real generation.
Orlando_Jordan
07/10/18 12:06:56 PM
#10
Conflict posted...
This topic is especially weird because if you look up "millennials" the first thing you see is "also known as Generation Y"

What makes us "millennials"? Existing during Y2K just like the previous two generations?
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Topic"Millennials" isn't a real generation.
Orlando_Jordan
07/10/18 11:53:57 AM
#5
ClunkerSlim posted...
Honestly it makes no sense. Millennials should only describe like 25 and under.

How does it describe anyone other than possibly people born after 2000? Boomers, Gen X, and Gen Y were all around for Y2K. So why do boomers call Gen Y "millennials"?
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Topic"Started from the bottom now I'm here." No Drake.
Orlando_Jordan
07/10/18 11:52:11 AM
#5
He grew up on the mean streets of Canada.
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Topic"Millennials" isn't a real generation.
Orlando_Jordan
07/10/18 11:49:00 AM
#1
Baby Boomers
Gen X
Gen Y
Gen Z

"Millennials" is just some garbage boomers arbitrarily came up with. It doesn't even make sense. If you think it does, explain.
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TopicMy crush has chubby cheeks and I love them. Should I tell her?
Orlando_Jordan
07/10/18 11:44:19 AM
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An_Actual_Chad posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
Don't use the word chubby. Just say you like her cheeks. Was that so difficult to figure out?

I want her to know what I like about them though.

Just tell her she's pretty, tbh. Telling her "I like your cheeks" is odd if she isn't already dating you, now that I think about it. Telling her "I like your chubby cheeks" is even worse.
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TopicGetting laid in high school was the easiest thing ever.
Orlando_Jordan
07/09/18 4:17:59 PM
#32
confusedlex posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
All you had to do was wait for a girl to talk to you, tell her she's pretty, and you were in.


And yet you never managed to get laid back then.

I can sense the silent rage behind this response.
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TopicSpoilers: You don't have to put up with women's bullshit.
Orlando_Jordan
07/09/18 4:16:30 PM
#9
Twin3Turbo posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
That woman who says "maybe" when you ask her on a date?

God I hate this. What I've found to actually work pretty well is to just retract the offer. Like if you ask her out and she says "maybe", then I just say something like "Oh well if you're that busy then don't even worry about it, no biggie"

It's kinda crazy but just saying that has gotten them to re-respond the majority of the time with something like "Oh no I didn't mean it like that I just have to do <insert BS excuse here>, lets try <insert day here>"

And then how did it go? I wouldn't even waste my time and money if she did backpedal like that.
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TopicGetting laid in high school was the easiest thing ever.
Orlando_Jordan
07/09/18 3:59:46 PM
#26
TES_Nut posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
Again, you guys don't understand computers. Just like you didn't understand how easy it was to get laid in high school.


Why do you brag about a really fucking mundain rig?

It's not bragging. I put it there so I can remember my specs and ask if my computer can run games.
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TopicSpoilers: You don't have to put up with women's bullshit.
Orlando_Jordan
07/09/18 3:58:09 PM
#1
You know that woman who never replies to you on Facebook? Delete her. That woman who says "maybe" when you ask her on a date? Never talk to her again. Does your girlfriend treat you like you're her subordinate? Threaten to leave her and she'll either straighten up, or you can find someone better. You don't have to take their bullshit.
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TopicGetting laid in high school was the easiest thing ever.
Orlando_Jordan
07/09/18 3:52:20 PM
#23
Again, you guys don't understand computers. Just like you didn't understand how easy it was to get laid in high school.
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TopicDentist found six cavities in my teeth, going to cost me $1,300 to fill them all
Orlando_Jordan
07/09/18 2:27:08 PM
#35
Boo hoo, that's nothing. Once you need a root canal, it's $1300 to fix one tooth.
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TopicAre dudes on CE considering Peggy Bundy 'hot' ?
Orlando_Jordan
07/09/18 2:23:44 PM
#7
Hotter than the overweight, average at best, polyamorous genderfluid chicks most CEmen are pulling from Tinder.
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TopicGetting laid in high school was the easiest thing ever.
Orlando_Jordan
07/09/18 2:15:08 PM
#18
BWLurker posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
Nice projecting. If you had even bare minimum social skills in high school, you could get laid no problem.

Orlando_Jordan posted...
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You're quoting my specs in an attempt to shame me without realizing that my PC is normal and not some enthusiast gaming PC.
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TopicSo Drake never took bullet damage in Uncharted
Orlando_Jordan
07/09/18 2:13:20 PM
#12
ZCheveyo posted...
thelastgooduser posted...
I'm sick of Drake being shoved down my throat. First it was the spotify playlist travesty and now he's in video games?!

He got DDT'd by Michael Jackson doing a moonwalk not too long ago.


Holy shit, this is amazing.
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TopicGetting laid in high school was the easiest thing ever.
Orlando_Jordan
07/09/18 2:11:01 PM
#14
PanzerElite posted...
What if you were home schooled through all of high school?

Then I feel sorry for you, because there was this home schooled kid at my college, and he was very, very socially awkward.
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TopicGetting laid in high school was the easiest thing ever.
Orlando_Jordan
07/09/18 2:09:25 PM
#12
eston posted...
HylianFox posted...
TC was the nerdy kid with glasses and acne

I definitely was, and I didn't get any play in high school. Looking back though, I realize it was mostly due to my social ineptitude. There were several girls I could have smashed if I hadn't been so clueless

Let me guess, you treated these girls like a friend instead of even attempting to flirt.
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TopicGetting laid in high school was the easiest thing ever.
Orlando_Jordan
07/09/18 2:07:29 PM
#7
MeIon Bread posted...
It still somehow didn't work for you, TC.

Nice projecting. If you had even bare minimum social skills in high school, you could get laid no problem.
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TopicGetting laid in high school was the easiest thing ever.
Orlando_Jordan
07/09/18 2:04:12 PM
#1
All you had to do was wait for a girl to talk to you, tell her she's pretty, and you were in.
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TopicImagine taking dating advice from GameFAQs.
Orlando_Jordan
07/08/18 1:59:59 PM
#1
You wouldn't take workout advice from a fat guy. You wouldn't take financial advice from a homeless guy. If you struggle with women, find someone better to go to for advice, because GameFAQs advice is "make a Tinder." lmao, who uses Tinder anymore?
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Topic15 years ago: "Man, this 250GB HDD is huge; I'll never fill it up."
Orlando_Jordan
07/08/18 1:31:02 PM
#41
15 years ago: "Man, this 250GB HDD is huge; I'll never fill it up."

No.
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TopicShould The Purge really happen?
Orlando_Jordan
07/07/18 10:54:35 PM
#6
Anyone else?
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TopicShould The Purge really happen?
Orlando_Jordan
07/07/18 7:06:40 PM
#1
With the growing political divide in America, should the left and right be allowed to battle it out for one night?
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TopicTwo cucks, one girl.
Orlando_Jordan
07/06/18 2:48:25 PM
#37
Zodd3224 posted...
Its an open relationship. They fuck other women too.

I dont see the issue.

They don't fuck other women, though. Kate says so, and neither of them said otherwise.
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TopicRacist white people support gun control.
Orlando_Jordan
07/04/18 2:35:15 PM
#1
They live in nice gated communities and say things like "nobody needs a gun." Well, maybe you don't. But people living in dangerous areas do.
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Topic`Having an old account is great
Orlando_Jordan
07/04/18 2:23:06 PM
#3
2009 is supposed to be an old account?
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TopicDon't whitesplain to me about how I'm "oppressed."
Orlando_Jordan
07/04/18 2:19:15 PM
#3
BWLurker

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TopicDon't whitesplain to me about how I'm "oppressed."
Orlando_Jordan
07/04/18 2:13:25 PM
#1
I don't commit crimes, and I don't have a problem with police. I'm not oppressed.
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TopicTwo cucks, one girl.
Orlando_Jordan
07/04/18 1:13:01 AM
#22
CrimsonRage posted...
one guy dates two girls: he's an alpha

one girl dates two guys: she's a thot and those guys are cucks

lol double standards

A guy with his own girl is normal. A guy with two girls is having higher than normal success. A guy who has to share a girl with another guy is a cuck. What's hard to understand?
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TopicTwo cucks, one girl.
Orlando_Jordan
07/03/18 3:00:31 PM
#5
FF_Redux posted...
It's not a fucking V. It's a fucking branching giant tree. Both guys lying most likely that she is the only one they are doing.

These guys are cucks who have to share a girl. Do you really think they have enough self-esteem to succeed with other women?
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TopicTwo cucks, one girl.
Orlando_Jordan
07/03/18 2:49:27 PM
#1


What do you think of this?
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TopicWhat modern movies have turned into.
Orlando_Jordan
07/03/18 2:36:14 PM
#10
boxington posted...
lol, you have terrible taste.

Did you literally think Ocean's 8 was a good movie?
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TopicWhat modern movies have turned into.
Orlando_Jordan
07/03/18 1:59:02 PM
#3
boxington posted...
what are some examples of the terrible movies that are mostly black

Black Panther
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TopicWhat modern movies have turned into.
Orlando_Jordan
07/03/18 1:54:49 PM
#1
*Director makes an awful movie that has a mostly-female or mostly-black cast*

Critics (thinking): "My career will be over if I pan this bad movie..."

Critics (writing): "This movie is bold and progressive! A triumph for our time. I give it 5 stars. Everyone go see it now!"
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TopicApparently I have really big fingers...(gf related)
Orlando_Jordan
07/02/18 1:31:41 PM
#9
Topic title should say "Apparently I have a really small wiener...(gf related)"
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TopicScantily-clad women in media are a female power fantasy.
Orlando_Jordan
07/01/18 1:56:13 PM
#5
Paragon21XX posted...
TomNook20 posted...
Not even a good pc smh.

He just needs to get a decent graphics card and not the poor man's card of 2014.

It runs everything I want to play.
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TopicScantily-clad women in media are a female power fantasy.
Orlando_Jordan
07/01/18 1:38:41 PM
#1
Buff shirtless men in media is objectification of men.
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Topic"It isn't possible for minorities to be racist against white people."
Orlando_Jordan
06/28/18 3:56:12 PM
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"Racism is a combination of prejudice and power." Some racist professor at a university came up with this so he could be as racist as he wants and say "I'm not racist! You actually can't be racist against white people, because I changed the definition of racism."
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TopicAnyone else have a chubby lesbian fetish?
Orlando_Jordan
02/26/18 5:00:24 PM
#1
Not sure what it is about it.
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