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Been living alone for 10 years this September. Since my grandfather died (my dad). There was some lead up to it with him being sick and not being able to do anything anymore anyway. But the first few months not to mention the first days being completely alone in the house were jarring. Just little things, like there being no smell of coffee or the sound of footsteps, water running, etc. You know, the sound of someone else being there.

But shortly after. Probably after the first year. It's great. Can be naked, can watch porn without headphones on, use the bathroom with the door open. I've flipped to the other direction now where the thought of living with someone other than pets seems suffocating to me now. It's freedom to do whatever however. Hell it's 80 degrees right now at 3am and I was watering the backyard plants naked a while ago. Peed out there too.

Now all that being said. I live a little over a mile from my mom, brothers and aunt. I see then every day. Have dinner together almost every day. If I didn't have them, I would have lost my mind by now. I'm not even being snarky about it. I would have seriously probably ended things by now if it wasn't for them being in my life and so close.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

Smashingpmkns posted...

There's a Kid Rock and the dude from Creed sex tape somewhere out there.

Holy shit, I had forgotten about that. Wasn't it the two of them getting serviced by two groupies.
Thinking on it now, wasn't it taken down before much got out aside from a few no nudity screens.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

Wasn't there a Fred Durst sex tape years ago? *shudders*
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

Basic nudes. Well hell it seemed like half the movie from the 80s had boobs in them so that I was already exposed to from the get go. Stupid softcore porn with still just boobs. 10. Red Shoe Diaries on free fancy cable weekends. That's how I knew who David Duchovny was when X Files started. Full frontal nude pics. I was 13. Friend with his dad's mags.

Real porn. As in real images of penetration. I didn't see that until I was 16. A friend in high school had porno mags and VHS porn that was duplicated 50 times.
The real thing was had to come by in the mid/late 90s, especially for a picked on nerd like myself. It wasn't like today. We didn't have the internet then.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
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Is it even about that anymore? Aren't they all like a superhero team saving the world now. And the car thing is about as involved as Bond cars are in those films.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
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Cooking. Best in the family at it if I'm being honest.
Minimal electrical, plumbing, construction. Enough to (attempt to at least) keep up my old house. It's 63 years old. You need to learn stuff yourself otherwise you will go broke calling repair men.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
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So here's my question.
More than half of their cold drinks are of types that either have a ton of caramel of chocolate on the bottom that require stirring or the use of a straw to get it or are the consistency of shakes. How are people suppose to drink those with stupid adult sippy cups?
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
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Good luck trying to ban that.
Legally speaking. Parts of a gun are just parts of a gun. That's the loophole to begin with. Yeah you know what they're doing but trying to stop that is next to impossible. They'll try I'm sure but it'll end up in a higher court that will strike it down.

Hell. I know for a stone cold fact that my neighbor 5 doors down sells unregistered ones. Serials removed. Among other items.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
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Well with one you're putting your life at risk.
The other. I can see a cup of coffee because sometimes you just need it and don't have time to make a pot at home. Provided it's not that horse piss swill Pike's Place they have. Or a basic iced tea. But that vastly overpriced candy flavored stuff of theirs. Maybe once or twice a year as a dessert.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

I just made a huge brisket for the 4th. Smoked it in my cast iron grill with the smoker side box.
Cut off most of the fat which is like a sixth of the whole thing. Brine it overnight. Put a rub on it and then smoke it for about 4 hours while spraying it down with apple juice every half hour. Then taking it off and wrapping it in foil, put it back on for another 4 hours. The hardest part is retaining a temp of about 195 - 205 the whole time. And making sure the wood you're using is stripped of it's bark otherwise the smoke taste turns acrid. I used almond wood this time.

My god it was amazing. The best one I've done so far.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
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A full glass or two of wine a few times a week.
Days like today in this heat I like a rum and coke. Maybe a fresh made mojito with all the mint I have outside.
Then once in a great while a straight on the rocks of whiskey.

So maybe 3-4-days a week I drink. Never to drunk levels, just to that nice warm feeling.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
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There isn't a single writer or director in all of Hollywood that I can think of that I absolutely hate anywhere as much as I hate this hack pos.

And this is a world Robert Orci and Alex Kurtzman exist in.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
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No.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

It's the bitter hate she has in her that's kept her going. It's pickled her.
That's the case with a lot of really nasty old people. They have serious health issues yet somehow keep going until they're like 100 when normal people with the same thing drop dead at 60.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

That price does not sound right. I had horrible teeth. Most are filled and I've been through 5 root canals. So I can say without hesitation that $1,300 is at least double what it should cost for 6 fillings. That should be around the $500 mark. Go to another local dentist. This sounds like complete bs. "Oil pulling". More like snake oil.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
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K. Hernandez (who's shortened first name is evidently offensive to GameFAQS auto mods) is a goofball. It's a joke.
God people are such whiney limp wrists these days.
Also this is from 2017.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
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Where's that video of him flopping on the floor cut into a Final Fantasy battle?
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

Have you ever had it happen to you when you suddenly and out of nowhere think of a song while driving. Usually an older one. And then you turn on the radio and that exact song is playing on one of the stations? Because that's happened to me more than once over the years and it's always freaky.

Like my teeth fillings are picking up the radio waves.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

Flight Of The Navigator

It was on some oddball channel I ran across last weekend. I had a holy fucking shit moment when I started watching it. Just this flood of memory of that movie came back to me. I haven't seen that movie in close to 30 years at best. Then the depressing reality of "God almighty, I'm how old again? How old is this movie? 32 years! Omfg!"
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

I'm willing to settle for a comeback of just women dressing and looking decently.
As in no, your fucking trashy pajama bottoms and slippers are not appropriate attire to go to town in.
As in no, you're at least 30 pounds too heavy to be wearing those short shorts and halter top.
As in no, your greasy stringy hair that clearly hasn't been washed in a week is not a good look to have.
Please. For the love of god. People have to look at you and they would rather not go blind.
Standards people. Have some.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

They should go for full blown unintended hilarity and have Kirk Cameron voice a fetus in the womb like in Look Who's Talking and have Roe vs. Wade from his perspective.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
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And they will pay the price for it. It's only a matter of time.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
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I will literally celebrate with a shot of whiskey the day Kotaku and Polygon go under.
SJW piece of shit sites.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

Agreed.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

Can't they just drill down to get them like they did with those miners some years back?
And btw if they all get out alive the parents should beat the ever living shit out of that moron jackass coach that got them into this mess to begin with.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

Our parish, as were many others around here, was combined. Many properties were purchased by the diocese and then lied as to them being "donations" from various groups. This was to get monies off the book that way there would be little to show when the settlement with the Diocese of San Diego which we were once a part of was being reached with some of the molestation cases. None happened directly under our diocese but did once when we were combined and so our diocese had to pay up a part. If all money was in property investment they got to say 'look at us, we're poor, we have nothing to give".
As the smaller of two towns that got combined we lost our school, out priest, out services, our office staff and our name. We became the afterthought. The bishop put out a press release to our parish that it was because the parish staff asked him for this "gift". Got caught in that lie because staff and priest were having non of it. Everyone left removed for not falling in line.

An old friend of the bishop's (woman) was illegally (in the catholic doctrine) installed as our "pastor" ranking above the priests. Walked up the aisle ahead of the priest every mass. This did not go over well at all nor should it have. Complaints were made to the vatican rep in DC. Money went missing. More services cut. She finally was out but by then our church was essentially gutted.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

Yes and it depends but usually no.

My grandparents/aunts/mother were big time old fashioned catholics. Heavily involved, went to every function. Every prayer, church came first.
For whatever reason my brothers and I just didn't buy into it 100%. And there's only so much church you can take before you're sick of it by age 12. Not unless you personally get something out of going, out of the sermons. And that's the big problem the church has. That's why a lot of these new churches are seeing explosive growth and the catholic church in the US isn't. They have preachers that connect with you versus that being very rare with us. If you can understand these current third world priests at all that is. Money, money, money. The bishop wants more money. That's the long and short of every sermon. And it's like fuck him! And fuck you too!

We had a massive scandal in our parish. Not the molestation thing but a financial/property one. Due to how involved we were we saw behind the curtain so to speak. Saw how the sausage was made. The lies, the manipulation, the attitude, the back stabbing, the removals if priests that didn't fall in line with the lies. That is actually what did it for us. mother and aunts included. Grandparents had already passed by then. We rarely if ever go now. I just can't stomach it. Having to hear the bs about money. The praise of that pos rotten mother fucking bishop that I truly wish every horror in life upon. That sob.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

Some movies, very few honestly, are a theater experience. Infinity War for instance.
Luckily my little theater that's a mile away is a first run and $3.50 for matinees and I go a few times a year just to do something. It's a cheap outing. But that's an exception compared to your typical theaters.
$10-15 a ticket. No thank you. That's a once a year event thing for us. Again, IW as an example.

Movies come out so fast now on video and then on tv what's even the point of dealing with the theater. I want to see Sicario for instance but it's not local. It'll be on Amazon or Netflix by October though. So I can sit back on my sofa or bed and enjoy it in silence. It's honestly a preferable experience since it's not a "big screen" film anyway.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

82 currently here near Palm Springs.
But we're a pass so it's normal for the 110+ days to have around 80 degree nights. We're influenced more by the mountains and ocean than the desert despite being so close to it.
It's 98 in Palm Springs right now.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

https://clyp.it/4n2lyxqj

How's this. I don't hear "voice for radio" but whatever.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
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I've gotten the "you have a voice for radio" comment a couple of times too. I only assume it is a compliment.
To me I have a fairly high pitched voice when I hear myself. But to everyone else they say my voice is quite deep and clear.
Idk
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

110 a few hours ago in Banning.
Still 105 right now.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

All I know about this pathetic lump is what gets posted about him on this site.
And given that it sure seems like he's on a buttered up ski slope to an early grave.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
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Top 5

San Diego
Santa Ynez
Santa Cruz
Flagstaff, AZ
Williams, AZ (if I had the money and if I ever retire this would be where)

Worst 5

San Fransisco (had car broken into there so yeah)
Oakland
Tucson
Los Angeles
Phoenix
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

I saw today that they are 6 hours into the cave system. And to that all I can think of is why in the fuck would they even be that far in to begin with. Why? How? They hiked/climbed 6 hours into a cave. The 1 adult that was in charge of this group should be slapped repeatedly by each set of parents for 6 hours and then never be allowed to be in charge of a field trip again. Ever. Or kids in general.
If he gets out alive anyway.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

Well it kinda all depends on the quality of the chocolate chip cookie. I've had amazing ones but I've also had god awful ones I wouldn't feed to a dog.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

I was best friends with a dude who's father was a local lawyer and step father a captain in the air force. He was kinda halfway between having that surfer look and just being a little too fat and dorky. But he was liked well enough I guess. And he had money to burn as a teen. Beautiful lifted truck. He had his christian friends he went places with that he knew somehow from who knows where. I even went to a christian high school football game with him once. I never really knew the connection. He still drank and smoked with the rest of us though.

Another friend was held back a year, skinny guy hairy as hell and looked 25 when he was 17. He screwed around with every girl he could get his hands on. Football player too. As cliche as any high school movie character could be as the sexaholic jock.

And yet neither were that popular. Honestly the ones that were the coolest most popular guys in hs were the jocks that had muscle cars. Those 60s/70s era boat sized cars all painted earth tone colors that sounded like drag racers in the parking lot. There was weirdly enough of this sub group to be a thing. Like 14-15 guys from what I remember.

My one friend's air force step dad had a Olds Hurst with a 455 engine. 1969 i think. It was his baby. It was fully restored to mint. Long story short my friend took it out with me one day and it had issues so he hitched a ride back to town and left me to keep an eye on this thing that even in the 90s I'm sure was worth tens of thousands on the side of a road in the hills miles away. I opened the hood to look after he hitched a ride and reconnected a simple wire to the distributor and it turned on. I drove the thing back to town and picked him up at a gas station. That car was like driving a bullet train. The acceleration on it was insane. Like you were being sling shotted on a roller coaster.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
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This is Josef Mengele level shit. Only instead of trying to put a stop to it the world is now cheering it on in the name of some warped view of social "progress".
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
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CNN's stupidity in covering Trump 24/7 has given him more free air time than any politician in history.
No one on earth could buy this much air time and they give it to him for free while stupidly thinking they're somehow taking him down with the "truth".
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

People started last week here. I don't mind them. We shoot them off too but only on the 4th.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

It gets over 110 where I live near Palm Springs. And I have never once heard of any such possible issue regarding gassing up during hot weather.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
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FLUFFYGERM posted...

He's 100% right, but unfortunately facts, reason, and evidence are lost on the far left. The far left has literally collapsed into identity politics and insanity.

This.
The left has become of the mind that you fall in line with our exact beliefs about x, y, z and accept them as fact or you're the enemy who needs to be silenced.
And I just can't see any way forward where this line of thinking stops. There's no more middle ground.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
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Good. Hope the hag has trouble finding work for a while.
You can bet your last cent that she was one of those types of managers that thinks they're lord almighty and that the employees are there to serve her first and not the customers.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
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Not the same thing and over 20 years ago now but one day I had to be dropped off at school at some ungodly hour like at 6am. I did not want to be there, I did not want to deal with first period math, I did not finish any of the work. So being one of the only people there I found a paper clip on the ground and shoved into the classroom door lock and then twisted it off. Then made sure I wasn't hanging around.
So come time when the fat teacher arrived, late of course. He couldn't open the door, had to call maintenance and we all got to sit outside that morning. They got it open eventually but not until later in the day.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

See BFV.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

I still cannot believe Xenosaga got away with that without any sort of scandal. Don't get me wrong, I loved it. But yeah.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
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Idiots would sometimes leave their wallets in the dressing rooms when I worked in retail. Outlet store. If they didn't come back looking for it by close, which was surprisingly often, then whoever was closing got to split whatever was in there. It was more or less the rule we had. The rest went into the trash that night.
Sadly a lot of times being outlet stores that are frequented by rude annoying foreigners on shopping trips, the wallets would be filled with their stupid candy colored monopoly money. Why they would even bring that here is beyond me. No one takes it. And they get attitude about that btw. It may as well be toilet paper for what it's actually worth here.
Our supervisors trashed a couple of passports too.

You feel guilty the first time. But in retail, specifically outlet mall retail. You quickly learn to hate everyone that shops there. Especially the chinese tourists. Dear lord there are no ruder people on earth. So the emotion moves from guilt, to I'm okay with this, to let me do the honors because fuck these people in about a week.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.

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Genuine trolls, the very annoying professionally outrages liberal types but mostly just in general assholes that act like real jerks.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
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Of course it's fucking CNN. What a load of absolute pig shit.
And CNN and people in general act surprised and shocked when the president calls them fake news. I mean for god sake. If they don't want that moniker then don't publish such obvious fake bs like that.
And just for snark sake. Ohhhh America is ranked 10 because of the MeToo movement. Well then if we're including that shit as a qualifier and probably all that other nonsense like a woman being hit on is the same as rape and how air conditioning is assault perpetrated by the evil patriarchy then no wonder.
Here, let me make of some bs of my own that's on an equivalent level of journalistic integrity.
If cow farts are the same thing a gold dust that deposits on the ground like dew in the morning then Texas has the most billionaire aphids per capita than all first world countries combined.
I mean mother fucking shit! This is the sort of preposterous bs that passes a "news" today.
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FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making.
I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not.