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Romulox28 posted...

why do soyboys always got to take pictures with their mouths open

It's just the rough equivalent of duckface for fat guys and hipsters.

I'm pretty sure we're missing pretty much all the context here.

GregShmedley posted...

Kaname_Madoka posted...

Funbazooka posted...

well this isnt racist at all

*eyeroll*

Do tell how it is, please.

Haven't you been paying attention? Diff'rent Stokes and Webster are the epitome of white patriarchal racism now.

MICHALECOLE posted...

Okay.. so whats stopping them?

The book would be about three paragraphs long, probably less.

"This is Sauron. He's bad. This is Gandalf. He's good. Gandalf kicked Sauron's ass. The end. Also Tom Bombadil is there somewhere."

Hyyr posted...

VeeVees posted...

religions should be abolished

I'd be happy just if they were required to pay business & property taxes like all other businesses.

https://churchesandtaxes.procon.org/

In the end, they're essentially non-profit charity organizations, which are also largely tax-exempt.

OhhhJa posted...

You can poke holes in the plot of almost any story if you put your mind to it

Why park the Death Star on the other side of Yavin?

Revelation34 posted...

Preaching is screaming.

Is your only exposure to religion televangelists or something?

Kaname_Madoka posted...

Funbazooka posted...

well this isnt racist at all

I'm more offended by that flag being so cheap and flimsy that it's translucent.

frozenshock posted...

For example, convicted felons, etc.

Arguably because 13th.

Gamer99z posted...

The second amendment gives me the right to guns!
Constitution doesn't say shit about the right to bear cars!

Checkmate.

This is actually the correct answer.

Krazy_Kirby posted...

Hold on... was there ever a "kid safe" version from one of the other dubs?

GanonsSpirit posted...

Shinebolt posted...

People can argue all they want on whether or not Gandalf would actually get corrupted

It absolutely would though. I mean, it corrupted all 3 of the hobbits that had it.

Sam was never corrupted.

Kazi1212 posted...

Store brands are for plebs

That's the entire point.

Has anyone ever figured out why fingers bleed so damn much?

Simple solution:
Follow Walmart's example, and relocate to just outside the city limits when the city council does something undesired.

This will never become a gigantic clusterfuck just like civil forfeiture, right?

Samurai Shodown 6

Krazy_Kirby posted...

puar, for "helping" roshi......

Yamcha can't not be cucked.

Without seeing the hours-worked figures, there's only speculation.
So, I'd speculate that the general lack of "family obligations" means longer hours and fewer personal days, which leads to being prioritized for raises and promotions over someone who has to leave before 6, and misses random days because a kid is sick or school got cancelled.

Gender, genitals, sexual orientation, and marital status have nothing significant to do with income. It's having children that ruins everything.

Jen0125 posted...

It's just a special edition bottle. It's not "for women" specifically.

So... the bottle is pink and it costs more for no good reason?

Hire R. Lee Ermey for the job.

Veggeta_EDGE posted...

WTF. warez was just another term for piracy lmao the fuck yall talking about.

You must not have been there for the Dark Times, before Limewire.

Hey, if millennials killed off the "click five affiliate links to get your download", "fill out these two surveys first", "install shadydownloadmanager.exe", "your homepage is now this FULLSCREEN pornsite", and "zip password: piratezcoolguy32", then I don't see the downside.

Rough guess:

reading the bible is banned in schools

[citation needed]

Smashingpmkns posted...

I thought this was gonna be strictly about Charles Manson and DiCaprio was playing Manson lol would have been an interesting choice.

Why not Tommy Wiseau as Manson?

UnfairRepresent posted...

Housing companies would be given the right to refuse to rent property to tenants with certain types of criminal convictions dating within the last five years. New legislation will also make it easier for landlords to evict tenants convicted of crimes, with the government arguing that current processes take too long.

Something something, hell-road pavement.

averagejoel posted...

Romes187 posted...

If employers aren't paying their employees what was promised, then they should be heavily fined

yeah. something along the lines of a significant amount of time in prison, state seizure of their business, and their dominant hand

So long as inc. and LLC are legally "entities", and can be poofed in and out of existence pretty much at will, good luck.

They weren't even intended to be ghosts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8BT43ZWSTY&t=15s

Supposedly, they became "ghosts" after the 2600's terrible port.

If the ball is larger than half an inch, it's almost certain an "any other weapon".

Typical White House Communications Director day:

"Okay, so we're all going to stay on message today - don't feed the CNN trolls"
(five minutes later)
"Trump tweeted what?"

FLUFFYGERM posted...

Apparently most white people are not able to leave due to not being eligible for citizenship elsewhere or for refugee status. This is all basically a prelude to civil war in South Africa.

What's the viability of dogpiling into Lesotho?

Still lost in the DQB timehole.

I wonder who they've got for Roman Polanski and Charles Manson...

Nah.
It'll merely add a "shoot your parents first" step more often.

It's voluntary, as opposed to actual slavery.

kirbymuncher posted...

they're not complicated or anything, there were just a few that were... not balanced very well.

Unfortunately, the "rarer = better" philosophy that was forcefully ejected in 1994, began creeping its way back, usually in the form of rare/ultra-rare "bombs" - incidentally, right around the around the time the 'orange' rarity was implemented.

Also incidentally, I just remembered the greater reason why I got bored and wandered off.

Kigalas posted...

Theyre pretty alright, but Taco Johns is better.

Don't have a Taco Bueno nearby, huh?

pauIie posted...

what was guinness like in canada?

Labatt used to contract-brew Guinness Extra, for "export" to the states. May still do so.
It tasted a little bit different, but not by much.

If it's a 12-ounce bottle, instead of 11.2, it's probably from Canada.

The "N" part, presumably.

Mr_Biscuit posted...

THIS IS TERRIBLE I'M NEVER SHOPPING THERE AGAIN EVEN THOUGH NO ONE EVER BOUGHT GUNS THERE ANYWAY BECAUSE THEY SUCK BUT FUCK DICKS YOU JUST LOST A CUSTOMER THAT YOU NEVER HAD

Hey, there, Bass Pro, Cabella's, Academy, countless local shops, and possibly even Walmart...

Dicks being dicks just creates a market vacancy.

pauIie posted...

Guinness is better in Ireland

Canadian Guinness seems to has disappeared. It's all the same Guinness now.

Those are actually restraining bolts, from that period of time when Tony was a rampant drunk.
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/9/9f/Threepio_restraining_bolt.png/revision/latest

Meanwhile, a few inches to the right or left:
https://cdn.tobi.com/product_images/md/2/gold-starlie-stud-earring-set.jpg

Naloxone should have gone over-the-counter years ago.
On that note, oxycodone should have, too. Someone who could walk into a walmart and buy a bunch of oxy and narcan, isn't very likely to end up buying fentanyl-heavy "percs" from the back of someone's car.

AlecSkorpio posted...

Dicks has been doing this for the past 10 years where I live :/

They're a really awful place to go for guns and ammo anyways.

So... an Academy opened up across the street, huh?