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That's because it's much less hassle than having a real woman around. You spend money on it once, they don't make blatantly false accusations just for the fun of it...I mean, I could go on and on about the benefits of a sex doll over a real woman. The biggest advantage though is that world population will start to decrease and there will much less stupidity in the world.

Don't be a sucker.

Burgess posted...

Don't care about 3 just gimme New Vegas.

Your statement disqualifies itself.

Every election offers more and more clowns as candidates. It's a joke now. I can't understand how you guys still believe that we get to choose the outcome.

Because people love to hate new iterations of things. Humans prefer to repeat their comfortable moments rather than move on to new things.

When they stop getting offended over every little thing and calling it white male privilege. When they stop blaming me for something someone else did and stop stereotyping. No one chose how they were born.

In the words of NOFX -
The connotations wearing my nerves thin
Could it be semantics generating the mess we're in?
I understand that language breeds stereotype
But what's the explanation for the malice, for the spite?

Don't call me white, don't call me white
Don't call me white, don't call me white

I wasn't brought here, I was born
Circumcised, categorized, allegiance sworn
Does this mean I have to take such shit for being fair skinned? No!
I ain't a part of no conspiracy, I'm just your average Joe

Don't call me white, don't call me white
Don't call me white, don't call me white

Represents everything I hate
The soap shoved in your mouth to cleanse the mind
The vast majority of sheep
A buttoned collar, starched and bleached
Constricting veins, the blood flow to the brain slows
They're so fucking ordinary white
Don't call me white

Oh, we're better off this way
Oh, say what you're gonna say
So go ahead and label me
An asshole cause I can
Accept responsibility
For what I've done, but not for who I am

Don't call me white
Don't call me white, don't call me white

You idiots. It's called adrenaline.

Never.

That's the same as saying you will smoke in someone's house even if they don't want people smoking in their house. As a guest, you respect the host's wishes. Think of all the crap you walk through on a daily basis with your shoes...

Microsoft. Xbox people are pretty much gaming jocks.

Common core is just busy work so they don't have to teach kids other things like accurate history or art.

LinksLiege posted...

Dr. Who is bad.
The I.T. crowd is bad and it's hilarious to see people bash TBBT and praise that show in the same breath.
Steak is boring.
Watching sports is boring. Any sport.
"Suicide is selfish" is a disgustingly selfish thing to say, especially to someone who's suicidal.

Suicide is entirely self-serving.

Good.

Many years ago when I delivered pizza there was this 18 year old kid who had gone AWOL because his girlfriend dumped him. He proceeded to get in his car and drive head-on into a semi while he was on the phone with his dad saying he was going to kill himself. Well, the guy did manage to kill himself, in front of his dad who was in the car behind him. This caused a traffic backup which prevented me from getting to the delivery in a timely fashion. All I cared about was that this selfish doucheknuckle had to make a spectacle over some trivial nonsense and that it cost me my tip. No sympathy then, and none now. Good riddance.

I kill children
I love to see them die
I kill children
And make their mamas cry
Crush 'em under my car
I want to hear them scream
Feed 'em poison candy
Spoil their Halloween
So you're in the kids' ward
You're in there 'cause you're ill
How about some Pavulon so I can see you chill
Time to hit the school bus
I think I'll shoot out the tires
Offer them a helping hand of open telephone wires

Can they put Lil Yachty and the rest of those mumble rappers in prison please?

krazychao5 posted...

Duncanwii posted...

How are you using a cell phone in court? Don't they confiscate things like that?

They do.

No they don't.

Good way to cut down on population.

Just talking to a woman these days can get you a sexual assault case. Welcome to the world of leftism.

Because at this time of night I don't have to deal with anyone at all. Just me and my computer.