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TopicHow can people who call a man "God Emperor" also call people cucks?
Melonfarms
11/30/17 3:20:13 PM
#4
By the emperor!
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TopicXenoblade 2 reviews are in!
Melonfarms
11/30/17 3:15:52 PM
#48
Also, Surprise! A Kotaku writer doesn't like this game. I'm sure everyone is shocked.

https://twitter.com/jasonschreier/status/936219971742588930
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TopicXenoblade 2 reviews are in!
Melonfarms
11/30/17 2:45:37 PM
#45
Stagmar posted...
Melonfarms posted...
Yaridovich posted...
Is it still European voices?


That is one reason I am going to wait on this one. The trailer I saw had accents and they were really bad so I hope there is audio options.

What trailer is that? Ive only seen ones with Japanese voices. The British voicing was one of the things that made the first Xenoblade stand out for me. I get tired of every game being voiced by people with American accents or Americans using a fake accents.


It was on the Australian Nintendo YouTube page and the protag had an Australian accent. I wondered if that was something special for Australia and then though that was stupid. lol. Other characters had different accents that weren't as bad sounding. They gave Zelda an accent in BOTW that was awful too.
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TopicAsking her father's blessing to marry his daughter.
Melonfarms
11/30/17 1:13:44 PM
#10
Only crazy grills what you to ask their father for permission.
"So I've been putting my dick in your daughter for a couple years now and I wanted to make sure you were cool with me marrying her too."
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TopicHorny Teenage Male Nerd Gaming Monthly Magazine gives Xenoblade 2 10/10 score
Melonfarms
11/30/17 1:11:33 PM
#2
You thought this joke was so good you had to post it and make a topic out of it?
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TopicSuper Mario Cereal announced; has amiibo functionality.
Melonfarms
11/30/17 12:19:15 PM
#6
I thought this was some kind of joke when I first say it.
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TopicIs Google doing anything to protect Net Neutrality?
Melonfarms
11/30/17 12:17:53 PM
#8
Google would benefit. They are an ISP in some areas with their fiber. Maybe they are quieter because of that reason.
If I understand correctly, they are already in a war with Comcast or whoever ISPs for territory. They were expanding in my city until it just abruptly stopped and I heard they lost some legal battle to expand their service into Comcast's area.
Sounds pretty messed up. I wanted Google Fiber over Spectrum's garbage.
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TopicXenoblade 2 reviews are in!
Melonfarms
11/30/17 9:41:26 AM
#9
Yaridovich posted...
Is it still European voices?


That is one reason I am going to wait on this one. The trailer I saw had accents and they were really bad so I hope there is audio options.
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TopicXenoblade 2 reviews are in!
Melonfarms
11/30/17 9:26:17 AM
#7
Godnorgosh posted...
85 is a pretty good score, but it's not great. I'll end up playing this at some point, but I'm not rushing out to pick it up or anything.


85 on a Nintendo exclusive though... you have to deduct 5 to 10 points for balance.
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TopicIf you saw your 16 year old neighbor smoking outside his house
Melonfarms
11/30/17 9:22:22 AM
#11
Scotty_Rogers posted...
Call the cops on the CRIMINAL SCUMBAG!

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TopicDo you allow your woman to speak with other men?
Melonfarms
11/29/17 10:19:55 AM
#5
She can only speak a certain number of words to other men and that is dependent on how many leaves are left on our tree outside. Currently, it is very few.
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TopicJust woke up to that Avengers movie trailer.
Melonfarms
11/29/17 10:03:21 AM
#11
It looks like Lord of the Infinity Stones.
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TopicI just got an email from an employer so stupid, I'm not going to respond
Melonfarms
11/29/17 10:02:16 AM
#7
The position is filled. He wants you to come interview in person so he can laugh at your inconvenience. ;)
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TopicScenaro: Terrorists just launched 2 missiles and you can only stop one.
Melonfarms
11/29/17 8:27:05 AM
#34
My hometown is small and most of my family and friends no longer live there. It would be a smarter move to save Moscow.
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TopicDebating either an Altima or Charger.
Melonfarms
11/29/17 8:09:00 AM
#42
I have had bad experiences with MOPAR vehicles. Get a Nissan.
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TopicI'm watching the launch trailer for Star Ocean: The Last Hope HD Remaster.
Melonfarms
11/28/17 1:07:23 PM
#13
Edge Maverick...
I played it with English voices last time. I think it would be more tolerable in Japanese probably.
I never beat it because I got stomped at the end with all the boss fights.
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TopicAre there non-joke theories on why Japanese sex and relationship rates are low?
Melonfarms
11/28/17 10:47:03 AM
#33
People are literally working themselves to death in Japan. Why would you start a family that you can't be a part of because you're working 80 hours a week?
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TopicI have to get another PS4 controller. What's wrong with these things?
Melonfarms
11/28/17 10:18:08 AM
#13
GregShmedley posted...
Kitt posted...
GregShmedley posted...
That is strange. Never experienced that. However, I have killed two DS4s by charging them with my phone charger.

What? How?


Apparently "fast chargers" aren't good for the battery and burn it out.


I have been doing this and my battery life does seem to be getting shorter.Guess I should stop.
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TopicI have to get another PS4 controller. What's wrong with these things?
Melonfarms
11/28/17 10:09:31 AM
#10
I've had the right stick on 2 controllers fail on me. They slow way down like I'm not pushing it all the way. 2 controllers over 3 years.
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TopicSo how much better does Nier Automata look/run on Xbox One X?
Melonfarms
11/28/17 9:39:52 AM
#9
20% more 2Booty on XBONEX!
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Topicapolo plays danganronpa V3 *spoilers as i go on*
Melonfarms
11/28/17 9:35:11 AM
#95
I don't remember the specific lie but I do remember the jump from obvious to not obvious. That one hangman gambit got me too actually. I had to guess on a few but I still had less trouble figuring things out in this game than I did with the previous two.

I think it was because the two previous trials made it obvious. One with a tutorial and the other basically telling you.
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Topicapolo plays danganronpa V3 *spoilers as i go on*
Melonfarms
11/28/17 9:26:27 AM
#93
Sad_Face posted...
Melonfarms posted...
People on the Steam(?) threads(I think that is where I read it) say he speaks fluent Japanese in the Japanese version and the reason he speaks in the "me Tarzan" way is because of the English localization team making him that way. I'll never know for sure though because I don't speak Japanese and I won't put in the effort myself to find out.


This type of change isn't unprecedented due to certain changes in Awakening and the entirety of Fates' localization.

I don't understand why, in general, would someone think it's cool to dumb down a character like that. It never works out.


Yeah. It didn't make the game unplayable or ruined thankfully. I think this game is fantastic.

The FE thing was the extreme of bad localizations so hopefully we won't see anything that bad ever again.

I wouldn't have even gone looking if it didn't seem obvious. I had a hard time believing an American political joke made it's way into a Japanese game naturally.

It would be nice if localization teams were better but we take what we can get. Plus as much as we like this series they likely spent as little as possible to localize and didn't think it was a big deal like fans do.

I had the same experience with what Spidey5 said about the lying thing. Also, the "Perjury!" pop up thing makes me laugh every time.
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Topicapolo plays danganronpa V3 *spoilers as i go on*
Melonfarms
11/28/17 8:32:30 AM
#89
Sad_Face posted...
Can't stand Gonta. When I first met him and heard him speak, my first thought was "Does this guy have a Tarzan story?". Lo and behold, "Gonta was raised by wolves!". It'd be more realistic if they gave the guy a speech impediment or have him learning Japanese at the time or something. Not make him a total dunce. And it doesn't make sense that he's talking in 3rd person, gentlemen don't do that and he wants to be a gentlemen, obviously he'll try to emulate their mannerisms.


People on the Steam(?) threads(I think that is where I read it) say he speaks fluent Japanese in the Japanese version and the reason he speaks in the "me Tarzan" way is because of the English localization team making him that way. I'll never know for sure though because I don't speak Japanese and I won't put in the effort myself to find out.
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TopicHave you ever had to stay in the hospital?
Melonfarms
11/28/17 8:21:53 AM
#14
8 days on an antibiotic drip after a surgery to clean an infection in my arm.
Plus once as a kid that I don't remember with a major sinus infection.
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TopicWhat gun should I buy next?
Melonfarms
11/27/17 3:53:34 PM
#11
Mini 14 are getting popular. They seem fun.
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Topiclookin back, eternal sonata was a god damn trippy game
Melonfarms
11/27/17 11:25:30 AM
#6
I remember really enjoying this game. I would say it's worth playing.
It surprised me a few times too.
I only played though it once.
There is something to do in new game+ but I guess I didn't think it was worth it at the time.
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Topicapolo plays danganronpa V3 *spoilers as i go on*
Melonfarms
11/27/17 10:07:46 AM
#54
Bye-anara! into the waiting arms of Atua.
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TopicYou're all alone in hostile North Korea. You get one Pokemon to help you escape.
Melonfarms
11/22/17 2:50:29 PM
#27
Simipour

I've never heard of this one.
Do I make it?
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TopicHow hard is Ninja Gaiden Black?
Melonfarms
11/22/17 2:24:40 PM
#39
I remember playing when I was younger and having to spam a certain jumping attack over and over to beat the first boss. I eventually beat the game.
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TopicYou all are invited to Thanksgiving with my and my CE spouse.
Melonfarms
11/22/17 2:19:42 PM
#6
Are you going to have a real food set up and a mirror setup of tofu stuff?
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TopicPlease help me balance my budget my family is dying
Melonfarms
11/22/17 1:13:47 PM
#26
X-COM 2 and Horizon. Easy. Forget the rest and save your money for the expansions for both.
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TopicAjit FCC guy on PBS says its a positive companies can pay for quicker access
Melonfarms
11/22/17 1:05:15 PM
#8
He was on NPR saying that same thing. Maybe the same interview. Terrible arguments from him. That healthcare example was the worst.
This guy is awful.
Even the interviewer was surprised by how bad his arguments were.
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TopicHave you ever hallucinated upon waking up?
Melonfarms
11/22/17 10:53:55 AM
#9
I've had a few times falling asleep and waking up where I see spiders. Usually really big and near my face. One time I tried to build a small wall out of my blanket between me and the spider so it would leave me alone. lol.

Then when I'm fully awake I realize there was no spider but it sure seems real at the time.
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TopicWarner Bros. Faces A Possible $50M To $100M Loss On 'Justice League'
Melonfarms
11/22/17 10:37:03 AM
#116
I thought this movie would do well despite it being bad. Like Suicide Squad.
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TopicScientifically speaking do successful people have a mental disorder?
Melonfarms
11/22/17 10:11:22 AM
#9
Sad_Face posted...
I don't know if this is a joke topic or not. But in the chance you're being serious, what super successful people have over others are:

Intrinsic Motivation - Standard shonen cliche where you say you'll put your mind to something, you'll do it
An Autotelic hobby - A passion, something you enjoy doing for the sake of it
Hunger for Knowledge - You constantly want to learn and whatever field you commit you life to, you learn it so well that you're a master of that field
Sense of Purpose - You found your meaning to your life, and why you are going out to accomplish what you set out to do

I'm reading a book on this right now, called Creativity, where they focus exactly on what your topic is asking. It's a very insightful book, I highly recommend it.

https://www.amazon.com/Creativity-Flow-Psychology-Discovery-Invention/dp/0062283251/ref=asap_bc?ie=UTF8


That authors last name...
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TopicScientifically speaking do successful people have a mental disorder?
Melonfarms
11/22/17 9:58:49 AM
#7
Maybe super successful people like actors and artist. You have to be crazy to think you can make it big in the first place. It's an unrealistic goal.
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TopicSex-bot rips man's penis off.
Melonfarms
11/22/17 9:32:53 AM
#23
My favorite part is day dreaming about horse penis.
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TopicI refuse to believe people subscribe to PS NOW
Melonfarms
11/21/17 11:15:44 AM
#14
It's heavily dependent on your internet connection. With a reliable connection and time it seems worth it but a subscription fee is less appealing to me than just owning the games I want to play.
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Topicis overwatch worth 30 dollars?
Melonfarms
11/21/17 11:12:58 AM
#13
I stopped playing after 30 to 40ish hours. I guess it was worth the money but it became boring and unrewarding to play.
I was on PS4.
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TopicYou guys all lied to me, Wonder Woman was trash. (Probably Spoilers in here)
Melonfarms
11/20/17 8:20:56 AM
#7
You wen't paying attention. Lots of users said the movie wasn't that good.
Not that bad either though. No where near deserving of the scores it got.
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TopicAlmost 5 months foster-adopting 3 kids. Irresponsible parents piss me off.
Melonfarms
11/20/17 7:46:42 AM
#103
Zanzenburger posted...
Melonfarms posted...
If the bio parents got their life together some time in the future would you allow them to visit/see their kids? Or do you think the damage done is too great and prefer them to go away forever?

Good question.

I'm of the mind that if/when the girls eventually want to see (or in the case of the 2yo, meet) their bio parents, and they're old enough I think they can handle it, I'd absolutely let them see each other. Otherwise they'd always have this void in their hearts of wondering and may go looking for them anyways. I'd rather be a part of the process so they don't build any resentment towards me for not letting them.

With that said, I don't plan to ever make friends with those parents or invite them to any family get-togethers. If they see the girls, it is for closure/curiosity purposes only (for the girls, not them).


That's a good answer.
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TopicTwo conflicting news articles on the pros and cons of vegetarianism
Melonfarms
11/17/17 11:20:41 AM
#3
A vegan told me Pop Tarts are vegan and that a lot of vegans are unhealthy because they eat nothing but junk like that.
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TopicGood guy with a gun accidentally shoots someone in church
Melonfarms
11/17/17 11:11:37 AM
#47
ROBANN_88 posted...
do guns not have safeties in america or what?


Depends on the gun.
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TopicHave you played The Elder Scrolls Online?
Melonfarms
11/17/17 10:59:11 AM
#10
It's the only game in like 5+ years that I played, disliked, and got rid of. Usually I hold onto games because trading in is a ripoff but I knew I would never want to play it again.
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TopicGood guy with a gun accidentally shoots someone in church
Melonfarms
11/17/17 10:44:53 AM
#17
ChainedRedone posted...
Lorenzo_2003 posted...
Lmao, two things are obvious and clear signs of negligence:
Finger on the trigger
Pointing the gun at himself

Of course, he also forgot or ignored that he chambered a round.


Sounds like he didn't forget, he just accidentally pulled the trigger. Involuntary hand clenching can occur.


Unless you are ready to shoot, your shouldn't even touch the trigger. It's negligence and he should face punishment.

I don't understand this either. Safety is forefront in my mind when handling firearms. I have been handling weapons for over ten years and have never fired without intentionally doing so.
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TopicCould you date a double amputee?
Melonfarms
11/17/17 10:41:26 AM
#2
I'll try most things at least once. Could be interesting.
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TopicAlmost 5 months foster-adopting 3 kids. Irresponsible parents piss me off.
Melonfarms
11/17/17 10:19:46 AM
#97
Good luck, TC. Court proceeding are rough and worse with children involved.
Hope things work out in a way that is best for the kids and that the court sees that you are what is best for the kids.

If the bio parents got their life together some time in the future would you allow them to visit/see their kids? Or do you think the damage done is too great and prefer them to go away forever?
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TopicIs it normal to hate my ex 3 years later?
Melonfarms
11/17/17 9:26:03 AM
#6
You sound like a victim being sought by predators.
If you present yourself that way then it will happen.
You probably don't even know your doing it.
Best advice is to date with you head and not your heart.
Going for girls you are not immediately attracted to will help you see their flaws more clearly and keep you from getting into emotionally trapped scenarios.
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TopicThe last two games you've played merge into one.
Melonfarms
11/16/17 3:21:53 PM
#78
Danganronpa V3
Dragon's Dogma: Dark Arisen

hmmmm.
Murder mystery monster climber?
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