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TopicWhat would you do if you had omnipotent powers?
Mango Sauce
02/19/18 5:33:19 AM
#3
TopicWhat are the most ill fortunes characters in fiction?
Mango Sauce
02/19/18 2:21:28 AM
#5
me. except im real
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TopicPiece of shit President Zuma of South Africa resigns
Mango Sauce
02/17/18 5:17:51 AM
#8
thats the game with the frog right
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TopicImagine if we still had da largest known flying animal flying around
Mango Sauce
02/15/18 7:11:58 AM
#3
Chicken posted...
Looks like babbys first Spore creature.

where are the balls then
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TopicITT we pretend its 2009
Mango Sauce
02/15/18 4:11:39 AM
#37
jesus christ the late 00s/early 10s sucked ass, that's all this topic is reminding me of
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TopicHow many guys do you think end up settling for a girl they don't want?
Mango Sauce
02/13/18 4:58:31 AM
#10
I feel like I've encountered countless married older couples that just seem completely indifferent or actually hate each other. I imagine theres a huge number of guys who are on the level of "I guess maybe she's ok". There's immense societal pressure to get married. Honestly normies have nothing else to do with their lives after high school ends and they're not on the football team anymore
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TopicWhen was the last time you vomited?
Mango Sauce
02/12/18 11:53:25 PM
#69
Never. Nor have I ever shat, pissed, jizzed, coughed, sneezed, bled, prolapsed, squirted, floshgomped, sweated, secreted oil from my pores or cried.
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TopicThe hot girl from avatar the last airbender - is she legal?
Mango Sauce
02/12/18 6:02:34 AM
#22
imagine how fucking bad they all smell
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TopicAnyone hear about the story of Audrey Metere who died while deep sea diving?
Mango Sauce
02/12/18 5:36:19 AM
#4
MrK3V posted...
Fishy shit

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Topicnobody post
Mango Sauce
02/12/18 5:09:03 AM
#2
TopicCan surgeons restore a circumcised penis foreskin?
Mango Sauce
02/12/18 5:08:43 AM
#2
not yours since they haven't invented a powerful enough microscope
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TopicAnyone notice that Oddish looks like a pot leaf?
Mango Sauce
02/12/18 3:38:27 AM
#18
has anyon nocticed that pikachu looks like a bunnch of of crack rocks
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TopicI aspire to own a honda accord one day
Mango Sauce
02/08/18 10:23:47 PM
#6
I am saving for a Honduran accordian.
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TopicIt's official, you can't call other users weebs
Mango Sauce
02/08/18 4:16:44 PM
#25
when the fuck is metamod coming out
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TopicHow long until Gamefaqs dies out?
Mango Sauce
02/08/18 4:06:17 PM
#7
I can only think that the domain change was the first step into the transition toward shutting it down
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TopicI get angry everywhere I go online...
Mango Sauce
02/08/18 6:01:54 AM
#2
let your anger out on loved ones
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TopicWhat do you think of when I say "the 90s"?
Mango Sauce
02/08/18 6:00:09 AM
#36
I saw a guy with that pattern on a shirt. I guess it was some kind of post-ironic shit or something. Or maybe just a dumbass
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TopicThat's... actually pretty clever.
Mango Sauce
02/08/18 5:57:27 AM
#5
so either get a ruler or... put all your freaking crap in a scanner. hmmmmmmmmm
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TopicYour mom's so fat she pay taxes in three countries.
Mango Sauce
02/08/18 5:55:29 AM
#2
YOUR mom is so fat she pays taxes in three UNIVERSES
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TopicWhen do you guys think KH 3 is gonna come out
Mango Sauce
02/08/18 3:01:09 AM
#11
it doesn't matter, it will suck ass with nu-square at the helm
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TopicC/D:you have accidentally typed in Game(three-letter slur that begins with an F)
Mango Sauce
02/08/18 2:39:07 AM
#13
literally never. when I was a kid and I told people about this site they absolutely always thought that's what I was saying though
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Topicguys i found out what i can do with my life on wikipedia
Mango Sauce
02/08/18 12:52:29 AM
#1
TopicI got an IQ of 126 after doing a test.
Mango Sauce
02/08/18 12:48:34 AM
#4
is 76 a good score guys
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TopicGirls in slutty Halloween costumes
Mango Sauce
02/07/18 3:55:49 AM
#239
Let me fucking tell you something. I am fully aware that slutty Halloween costumes are not creative. I know that frolicking around shit-faced hammered in a Snow White costume that would make Walt Disney himself pop a hard-on and turn over in his grave is generally looked down upon. Please don't tell me again how my playboy bunny costume is completely unoriginal and cliche. I see your eye rolls at the sexy pirate and sultry sailor. I see you raising your eye brows at the naughty nurse. I fucking see that nasty ass look you're giving the bootylicious bumble bee pounding back the 1$ jello shots.

I don't give one flying fuck if my Halloween costume is not some well thought out or witty reference to television, movies, literature or current events. I don't fucking want to look like something from the Walking Dead or some nightmarish creature from hell. If that's your thing, cool. Rock that Tobias Funke blue morph suit, put on a show with your Heisenburg, be fucking creative or offensive or whatever the fuck you want. You can do that because it's fucking Halloween. It's the one day a year you can literally be anything. You can dress like a fucking jackass and no one is going to bat an eye.

Listen here, I work 50 hour work weeks in a jeans and fucking t-shirt with ten other sweaty dudes making dick and shit jokes left and right. I can't tell you how many fucking times a day I hear that's what she said. I live with four dudes. Everything I own smells like old spice and testosterone. For ONE fucking night of the year, I want to put my tits and ass on display in morally questionable costume, put on some hoochie heels and lashes and drink. I don't want to put any thought into my costume. I just want to look hot and there is NOTHING fucking wrong with that. At all. I'm college educated, work a good job, probably would consider myself a Feminist, and I pay my fucking taxes, so for one night a year, I should be allowed to dress like Skank White without your stank eye.

So if your costume is creative and funny, awesome. I'll buy you a shot and we can bond over whatever fucking reference you made. I won't get mad or pissy if you stare at my tits, because that's exactly why I'm wearing this sexy cat costume. Hell, maybe we can ever go pound back some jello shots with the bootylicious bumble-bee in the corner. But the minute your judgey stank eye comes out when the sexy lady cop or a shirtless lumberjack walks into the door. I'm done. Because come on dude, you're painted blue wearing cut-off denim shorts. Do you really think you're in a place to be judging anyone?
So this Halloween, be safe, don't take too many jello shots, don't drink and drive, check your kids candy, and don't be a jackass.

TL;DR I know I'm dressed like a slut. Can't we both just enjoy Halloween?
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Topicmy windows 10 volume button thing on that task bah doesn't open
Mango Sauce
02/03/18 8:04:08 PM
#6
This drives me fuckin nutzo. Sometimes my start menu won't even open. But for me, alt ctrl del, then finding the "explorer" process in the task manager and right click -> restart. Hasn't failed me yet.
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Topicthe reason why lonely people watch let's plays
Mango Sauce
02/02/18 11:06:19 PM
#19
I pretend twitch streamers are my friends because I don't have any
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TopicBest adult-ish t.v show?
Mango Sauce
02/02/18 9:56:01 PM
#17
TopicC/D You're only form of female contact is cute cashiers touching your hand
Mango Sauce
02/02/18 9:22:49 PM
#5
TopicI wonder why old people sleep so much.
Mango Sauce
02/02/18 7:53:39 PM
#3
because geriatric life is painful and they want to hurry up and die already
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TopicDo porn editors get fired for looking at porn at work?
Mango Sauce
02/01/18 4:47:19 PM
#5
uwnim posted...
Hmm...
If it is porn they are editing, it would be fine. But they might get in trouble for looking at other porn.

Artists work with references all the time. You might need to see how other porn editor's handled similar cases.
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TopicRelationships are kinda dumb.
Mango Sauce
01/31/18 6:18:28 PM
#27
I don't think you quite comprehend the sophistication of the show.
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TopicMy dog's breath smells like lake water sometimes.
Mango Sauce
01/31/18 6:05:31 PM
#3
My dog's breath smells like lake water sometimes.
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TopicIs Visual Media dead?
Mango Sauce
01/31/18 4:27:27 PM
#5
nobody would watch anything longer than 30 seconds or read more than 140 characters. this is what modern society has to boil its thoughts down into
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TopicRelationships are kinda dumb.
Mango Sauce
01/31/18 4:23:12 PM
#23
3deep5u posted...
piUrsEitanizm posted...
I hate to break it to you, but what people calls "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. - Rick Sanchez

Carl Sagan has much better quotes about love that aren't pessimistic and fedoric.

Sagan is a dead literally who, while Rick and Morty is the voice of this generation. The show is by and far how young intelligent people want to be heard.
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TopicSwitch owners - what's your preferred method of play?
Mango Sauce
01/31/18 10:58:49 AM
#42
with the fleshlight attachment
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TopicNever knew goths were into techno and stuff
Mango Sauce
01/31/18 7:39:12 AM
#5
did you even play vampire the masquerade bloodlines
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TopicPsychopaths do not lack empathy.
Mango Sauce
01/30/18 2:13:07 PM
#9
Topicbathe in my milk
Mango Sauce
01/30/18 12:12:27 AM
#26
maybe you should have let it stay purged
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TopicCNN literally promoting cuckolding
Mango Sauce
01/27/18 9:13:47 AM
#10
Error1355 posted...
What if you had a penis transplant with another dude first

christ I have a new fetish
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Topic$530 million in Bitcoin is missing after hackers breached exchange Coincheck
Mango Sauce
01/26/18 11:15:50 PM
#5
$400 million is like the same size as mtgox was
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TopicAny car wash experts here? (how often, what kind, touchless or nah, etc.)
Mango Sauce
01/26/18 10:33:23 AM
#13
Muffinz0rz posted...
Fishy posted...
Hand wash.

Automatic ones will not get anywhere near as thorough and also WILL leave those weird swirl scratches.

I don't have anywhere to do that, unfortunately. Live in an apartment complex with no hose or anything.

What do you mean by weird swirl scratches?

My town has places where you can hand wash, with a soap-dispensing hose with many different modes including drying I think.
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Topicomfg, new shoooooes!!!!! :oooo
Mango Sauce
01/26/18 5:39:36 AM
#3
TopicAdd cashierless shopping to the list of things that are racist.
Mango Sauce
01/26/18 5:39:10 AM
#5
black people "don't" have writing jobs at tech website with fancy journalism degrees so I guess his entire existence is racist
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Topicreplace any "-ic" ending word with "-ique" for grand effect
Mango Sauce
01/26/18 5:06:00 AM
#16
i have a huge diquek
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TopicWhat's the point of a Moderation without Deletion?
Mango Sauce
01/25/18 11:13:20 PM
#4
I'm sorry but I think posts that are stupid should be eradicated. Just delete that shit
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TopicThis guy in my programming class brought his mech keyboard and corsair mouse.
Mango Sauce
01/25/18 11:12:07 PM
#9
I want to bring my meme taihao caps to class but I don't have the guts
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TopicThis guy in my programming class brought his mech keyboard and corsair mouse.
Mango Sauce
01/25/18 9:31:35 PM
#5
Kaname_Madoka posted...
how often does he top

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