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yusiko posted...

thats swimming distance
me and this girl can swim to safety and then she can find herself a man and so can i

There's no way you could ever swim that far.
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iClockwork posted...

Steve Nick posted...

DrizztLink posted...

Who built that hotel?

That's far away civilization. Too far away to reach or see smoke signals.

No it isnt its right there.

No that's at least 2000 miles away.
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DeanAuryn posted...

Girl, show me your feet.

She can't understand your language and tries to mimic your word, "Feet?"
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DrizztLink posted...

Who built that hotel?

That's far away civilization. Too far away to reach or see smoke signals.
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You start to explore around, and the first thing you see is this:


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Romulox28 posted...

pitbulls are great if you want a dog that will turn on you one day and chomp down on your throat with its locking jaws

Locking jaws has been proven a myth. Pitbulls can release whenever they want to. They just don't want to because they're fueled by hate.
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A. Add 5 female friends that you would bang to a group chat together and ask for a hook up.

B. Accomplish a full grocery shopping trip with the spice girls playing on your external speakers at maximum sound setting.
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If I owned the game I would definitely play it and for sure enjoy it. But it seems more like $20 than $60 to me.

The revolutionary new DBZ game....a 2d fighter game!
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I watched the entire review and the actual words of the video review make it sound more like a 7/10 than an 8.5/10.

Looks pretty mediocre.
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GigaSPX posted...

Tenmyouji posted...

TendoDRM posted...

It's rude to go over to someone's house and track your dirty shoes all around their house.

WafflehouseJK posted...

Sada_Pop posted...

Her house. Her rules.

Literally anyone in here that opposes this, you're the dick to not respect someone's house. You walk over all kind of crap, and you'd be happy to have that scoured all throughout your own house?

I'm not disputing that it's rude to not take off your shoes IF THEY ASK. But they very act of asking in the first place is rude. They're being rude first, but like you said, it's their house. You have to follow their rules or leave, even if their rule is stupid.
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Forcing people to abide by the rules of your own obsessive compulsive disorder is pretty lame.
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Milkman5 posted...

Steve Nick posted...

Nah, easier to be a left-speaker because of the exact reasons you stated. You don't need facts. Just screech about anything you want, as long as it follows their general narrative.

It's too over-saturated at this point. What would differentiate me from Stephen Colbert, Trevor Noah, Samantha Bee, John Oliver and every Hollywood celebrity on earth etc?

Modern day liberals are extremely authoritarian too. They value what some celebrity said about something vs just the common man.

Notice how there are not many popular liberal speakers on youtube. Because your average liberal won't want to hear your screeching unless you are Madonna at some march

Yeah I considered that. There's probably too much noise to break through.
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Nah, easier to be a left-speaker because of the exact reasons you stated. You don't need facts. Just screech about anything you want, as long as it follows their general narrative.
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It's kinda funny how the first half of the game, Patriots will do a variety of plays, and then in the second half it's just, "Let Tom throw it" ad nauseaum until victory.
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That hand though. REJECTED.
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He's getting old.
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creativerealms posted...

The thing is isn't it agreed that PUBG is a bad game? Yet at the same time very fun and addictive? ProJared wasn't denying that. He was actually hinting at that without saying it. He spent over a hundred hours playing the game after all.

Yeah, apparently the joke of him clicking 'Play' on steam while simultaneously shit talking the game went over some people's heads.
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AlternativeFAQS posted...

Asherlee10 posted...

Steve Nick posted...

*20 minutes of nothing happening*

*See a guy, who you fight to the death*

That is what I was afraid of for that game. Also the glitches and weird shit happening.

Several of my friends keep pushing me to get it, but I don't know if I will. It doesn't sounds like something I'd play often.

it's not fucking true. if you want to play that way, you can (that's how I play because I go for wins and not kills) but you can hunt people. you drop in a large city and you can spend 10 minutes fighting with people. then you get in a vehicle and go look for people.

if you play that way and then fucking complain about it idk what to say. you cant sit in a building and hide and then complain that it's boring. what the fuck do you expect?

The game is designed to be played that way. There's no encouragement or incentive to play it another way, for the most part. The point here is that the game itself is bad, and the devs shouldn't be let off the hook for their poor game design. They need to implement REAL gamechanging features that make the game more fun and exciting, not rely on the players to inject their own fun into it by playing the game with only their feet.
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Asherlee10 posted...

Steve Nick posted...

*20 minutes of nothing happening*

*See a guy, who you fight to the death*

That is what I was afraid of for that game. Also the glitches and weird shit happening.

Several of my friends keep pushing me to get it, but I don't know if I will. It doesn't sounds like something I'd play often.

It can be a fun novelty for a while. I'm speaking from someone who has already played the game to its completion and gotten over it. I've got about 200 hours-ish on it.

After you've played the game 150 hours, you get in the routine where you know how the game flows and you realize you're just doing the same thing everytime with very little 'fun' thrown in. But when you're a new player, it's not quite so formulaic and boring. Figuring the game out and experiencing the tension for the first time is what draws people in.

These days I only play squads because I can't keep my eyes open during solo. I've taken bathroom breaks or made food during PUBG games before and you really aren't penalized for going AFK for 5+ mins.
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Youngster_Joey_ posted...

Steve Nick posted...

He's not 'just bad at it'. That's how the game is engineered. There's 100 people and only 1 can win. The vast majority are gonna die in some lame way.

...and?

And so, that was his original complaint about the game, that it's just a lot of lame waiting around to die and etc.
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Youngster_Joey_ posted...

Steve Nick posted...

The fact that you've never played the game completely invalidates everything you've said here. You don't understand how the game flows. It's a design problem. There is a 20 minute gap in gameplay where 75% of the time nothing will happen until you engage in a 5 second firefight and either win or die.

Yeah, that's specifically why I don't play it. Shit sounds lame af

But still, must be doing something right if it's so damn popular.

And it sounds like ProJared is just bad at it.

He's not 'just bad at it'. That's how the game is engineered. There's 100 people and only 1 can win. The vast majority are gonna die in some lame way.
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Youngster_Joey_ posted...

Yeah, I've never played PUBG but I would imagine you're not supposed to sit around and camp. I'd think you'd spend time scavenging, and take out anyone you ran into while trying to get the best shit you can.

You'd think a dude who loved The Hunger Games as much as ProJared would get that.

The fact that you've never played the game completely invalidates everything you've said here. You don't understand how the game flows. It's a design problem. There is a 20 minute gap in gameplay where 75% of the time nothing will happen until you engage in a 5 second firefight and either win or die.
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Ushiromiya posted...

Slayerblade11 posted...

Sit there and do nothing for 20 minutes and then die before you can react is how PUBG usually gos.

I mean...if you aren't preparing yourself for the end game, that's on you...

'preparing for the endgame' means walking around pressing a button to pick stuff up for 20 minutes, intermingled with walking/driving

It's just a chore.
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prettyprincess posted...

there are so many better reasons to dislike pubg, rather than just generally being bad at it

He glossed over the main reason why it usually sucks:

*20 minutes of nothing happening*

*See a guy, who you fight to the death*

That's the entire gameplay experience.
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I'm playing Stellaris and it's giving me these options for planetary defenses and I'm like, "ehhhh I don't need that"
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yourself being in a conflict that you're not going to win.

Then when you need them...they're never there >_>
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spikethedevil posted...

Butthurt fanboys incoming.

there are no PUBG 'fanboys'

Everyone knows the game sucks, but everyone plays it anyways.
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Put it on the highest setting and then just keep pushing it back down every 3-4 minutes when it pops up.

The pop-up mechanism is there to remind you to liberally spread Heinz ketchup between each cook cycle.

Make sure you cook until steak is solid brown all the way through.
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Rule of two isn't a real thing.
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be prepared for her to be 50 pounds heavier than you think she is.
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Would you rather have Tom Brady throw with his left hand or Brian Hoyer playing at his best?
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Calwings posted...

sktgamer_13dude posted...

Anyone who believes Brady won't start tomorrow doesn't know football.

He'll play.

And this is coming from someone who is rooting hardcore for the Jags.

This. Brady's been listed as questionable on countless injury reports in his career and I can't remember a single one of those times where he didn't play. The only games he's missed in his career are the 4-game Deflategate suspension and the year that "Patriot Killer" Bernard Pollard took out his ACL. He won't miss this one.

If he somehow does miss the game, the Patriots are fucked beyond belief without him. But he won't.

You don't think my boy Bri Hoy can bring this one home?

They're gonna have to print Hoyer superbowl jerseys
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Reporter on Twitter claims anonymous source says Tom Brady will be good on Sunday.
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He's listed as questionable with limited participation in practice due to a injury to his right hand.

Can Brian Hoyer bring us to a victory if Tom Brady doesn't play?
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Fishy posted...

weapon_d00d816 posted...

"Emote"?

We call those "expressions" in real life.

this is like neutron star level dense

I just usually ignore things like that.
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Is that their 'having fun' emote is often indistinguishable from their 'getting kidnapped' emote.

Sometimes I'll be sitting here and just hear high pitched squealing, and just ignore it.
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Every other site in existence considers ban evasion to be a high crime, but this site just completely ignores it.

Why even have bans?
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REMercsChamp posted...

Steve Nick posted...

once they find out we're using them for food?

They don't understand things like this.

Animals do understand things like that. Do you really think humans could start consuming dogs daily and expect them to not find out?
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Axiom posted...

As far as morally I agree. Saying dogs as a species are "friends" or "companions" isn't a good argument against eating them

Uhh yes it is. Look at how friendly dogs are to us as is. You think they're going to remain that friendly once they find out we're using them for food?
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Diplomatic relations.

We are allied with the dogs, and enemies of the pigs.
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I'd prefer it touches below the shoulders at the very least.
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Excuse me sir, but the best 2D Mario came out for the NES.
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l Dudeboy l posted...

How long is your penis?

6.5l Dudeboy l posted...

I demand answers.

Answersbobtuse posted...

How do you like it (BotW, not your penis)?

It's pretty good.

EnragedSlith posted...

Hows your dick feel?

All systems are nominal.

Zurkon posted...

You cut or uncut?

My parents observed the Abrahamic tradition.
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Wake up and put some clothes on.
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Luke's the son of the most powerful Jedi of all time being trained by two Jedi Masters

Rey's...some random chick that finds a droid.
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Slightly off subject but how did Rey even know the 'these aren't the droids you're looking for' trick that she did on the stormtroopers?

She's never met anyone with the Force, and never been taught the intricacies of it.
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narratively 'yoda/obi-wan taught him that' comes across well enough to the viewer--he gets multiple training montages

Plus he's shown lifting an X-Wing with the force. I don't see how him knowing he can grab his lightsaber with the force is any different.
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