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TopicThe poll is kind of incorrect
Sarcasthma
12/29/17 4:50:52 PM
#3
I am the chief flogger here. The poll creator has been thoroughly flogged.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicThat Immortality PM topic got deleted?!
Sarcasthma
12/29/17 9:27:49 AM
#4
Lets hope that warning gets upgraded once the mods are back.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicMy parents canceled my soda subscription...
Sarcasthma
12/28/17 11:17:16 PM
#8
No, its like a way for me to know when I might be talking to an alt.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicMy parents canceled my soda subscription...
Sarcasthma
12/28/17 11:13:17 PM
#6
I dont take orders from anyone. Especially new users.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicMy parents canceled my soda subscription...
Sarcasthma
12/28/17 11:00:31 PM
#4
Jen0125 posted...
That's nice, dear.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicATTN: ImmortalityV
Sarcasthma
12/28/17 8:57:54 PM
#74
ImmortalityV posted...
Sarcasthma posted...
Mark him. This guy deserves a ban, not the purgatories he usually gets.

I am not allowed to have my opinions and tell other people they are wrong? I thought that was what gamefaqs was all about.

That's nice, dear.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicATTN: ImmortalityV
Sarcasthma
12/28/17 8:49:28 PM
#67
Mark him. This guy deserves a ban, not the purgatories he usually gets.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicI want to watch a let's play/walkthrough of a game. Recommendations?
Sarcasthma
12/28/17 9:38:48 AM
#30
I ain't your hunny, doll!
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicI failed the AT&T Sales Consultant Assessment Test
Sarcasthma
12/28/17 8:49:19 AM
#5
RedPixel posted...
TheCyborgNinja posted...
If there's an optional comment box, write "bent wiener safari... it's not what you think!" and await the inevitable follow up call to get answers.

What...

It's not what you think!
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicI want to watch a let's play/walkthrough of a game. Recommendations?
Sarcasthma
12/28/17 8:48:41 AM
#27
RC isn't here to satisfy you.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicI want to watch a let's play/walkthrough of a game. Recommendations?
Sarcasthma
12/28/17 8:06:36 AM
#23
I always enjoy watching LPs of horror games that I'm too much of a baby to play. Stuff like RE7.

The Soulsborne games are always a good bet, too.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWhy are Asians allowed to cast all Asian movies but not whites?
Sarcasthma
12/28/17 5:56:30 AM
#20
Krazy_Kirby posted...
if you do then you get a bunch of angry people.

like the idiots who complain that blacks don't get cast for movies set in a place and time that didn't have black people....

Which movies, specifically? I need a good laugh.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWhy are Asians allowed to cast all Asian movies but not whites?
Sarcasthma
12/28/17 5:33:05 AM
#18
Sekami posted...
RCtheWSBC posted...
That's swell, sweetie

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topicnacho bar in the cafeteria at work today
Sarcasthma
12/27/17 11:38:09 PM
#58
Hey Jen, those are definitely nachos. Don't mind all the blind people.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topicchristmas is over yet i still see ads promoting the holiday
Sarcasthma
12/27/17 10:46:34 PM
#6
Mead posted...
shut up go to bed

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicYou are now living in the center of the 51st U.S. State
Sarcasthma
12/27/17 10:42:49 PM
#2
You've been living there your entire life, Nathan.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWhat's your opinion of private investigators
Sarcasthma
12/27/17 6:39:36 AM
#13
They're dicks.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicName one GOOD movie where the main character isn't white or black
Sarcasthma
12/27/17 6:09:43 AM
#56
That was a good try, Megas.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicName one GOOD movie where the main character isn't white or black
Sarcasthma
12/27/17 5:55:10 AM
#53
Hey guys, name 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWhich of these girls looks the best?
Sarcasthma
12/27/17 5:06:34 AM
#25
Nah man, that girl blazes for sure.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicI have never seen women groped by anyone...
Sarcasthma
12/26/17 7:27:21 PM
#19
Please get purgatoried again, TC
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWhich of these girls looks the best?
Sarcasthma
12/26/17 4:44:09 AM
#8
They all look high as fuck.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicSo my father is dead...
Sarcasthma
12/25/17 10:56:36 PM
#49
Ferarri619 posted...
SMT is warned.
I wonder what happened.

The plot thickens.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topicwas the mall santa inapproporiate with your kids this year?
Sarcasthma
12/25/17 10:54:45 PM
#9
Metal_Mario99 posted...
Yeah, my son got fucked in the ass in front of everybody. It's going to be weeks before I can show my face at the mall again.

Bummer.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic'Holidays'?
Sarcasthma
12/25/17 4:06:35 AM
#35
Krazy_Kirby posted...
WastelandCowboy posted...
Sega9599 posted...
Steven010702 posted...
Does New Years not count?


Hmm. You're saying it's a season of many holidays?

I suppose...

Prophet's Birthday, Kwanzaa, Hanukkah, Winter Solstice, Christmas, New Years, etc.

It's just a catch-all term for holidays.

Chill.


fake holidays are included?

Fake?
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicQuestion for people who have ever been "credit carded" in the ass...
Sarcasthma
12/25/17 1:33:48 AM
#9
green dragon posted...
Sarcasthma posted...
SmokeMassTree posted...
Wat

Its that thing where someone slides a credit card between your buttcheeks.

Why?

Boredom coupled with an excess of credit cards and buttcheeks.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicI've decided I'm not going to my family Christmas "party."
Sarcasthma
12/24/17 11:32:45 PM
#9
PK_Spam posted...
Sarcasthma posted...
*tries to pat head and rub belly at the same time*

Use your foot to rub my butt too and you win

Im afraid to ask what the prize for winning is.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicQuestion for people who have ever been "credit carded" in the ass...
Sarcasthma
12/24/17 11:30:34 PM
#3
SmokeMassTree posted...
Wat

Its that thing where someone slides a credit card between your buttcheeks.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicI self identify as Santa Claus
Sarcasthma
12/24/17 11:29:32 PM
#8
Krazy_Kirby posted...
everybody better call tc santa clause here from now on. pretending to be something means you have to call them that, or its offensive....

Sounds like you had a run-in with the mods recently.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicAre you very much aroused at the site of a naked woman
Sarcasthma
12/24/17 11:28:39 PM
#27
SKARDAVNELNATE posted...
Who the heck is Dan numbers?

The guy being referenced in this topic.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicAre you very much aroused at the site of a naked woman
Sarcasthma
12/24/17 11:04:34 PM
#22
SmokeMassTree posted...
@dan I don't remember the name he used when he came back

Schneider
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicI've decided I'm not going to my family Christmas "party."
Sarcasthma
12/24/17 8:58:34 AM
#5
*tries to pat head and rub belly at the same time*
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicI want to get modded now to get in on these messages
Sarcasthma
12/24/17 6:26:57 AM
#17
Red_Frog posted...
^ I don't even know if that's moddable, but if it's not, it sure as mother fuck should be, God damn.

Of course it's moddable.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicYour Top Five Games of 2017?
Sarcasthma
12/23/17 11:55:20 PM
#10
EclairReturns posted...
Wait, I thought the majority of games you played were on Steam.

...Wait, do you mean that the majority of the games you buy are on Steam?

Delta's too busy buying games to actually play them.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicSuperintendent, I hope you're ready for mouth-watering hamburgers.
Sarcasthma
12/23/17 11:54:45 PM
#2
@SteamedHams
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicYour Top Five Games of 2017?
Sarcasthma
12/23/17 11:05:49 PM
#5
1. PS4 (all of it)
2. PC (all of it)
3. Nintendo Switch (all of it)
4. Xbox One (all of it)
5. Smartphone (all of it)
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicHave you heard of trini?
Sarcasthma
12/23/17 10:44:21 PM
#3
Yeah, I know Trinidad and stuff.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic'Holidays'?
Sarcasthma
12/23/17 11:35:11 AM
#11
Sega9599 posted...
Oh but when it comes to Christmas in December suddenly they're a world site and need to show respect to all holidays worldwide.

There are cultures within the U.S. that don't celebrate Christmas.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicDo you generally find black women more attractive or asian women?
Sarcasthma
12/23/17 6:09:05 AM
#45
kind9 posted...
Sarcasthma posted...
kind9 posted...
Generally speaking I'm more attracted to hot black girls than hot asian girls.

Although ebonics is more offensive to my ears than the asian language.

The Asian language?

Yeah, that language is annoying to me but not as bad as ebonics.

Which language?
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicDo you generally find black women more attractive or asian women?
Sarcasthma
12/23/17 5:59:21 AM
#43
kind9 posted...
Generally speaking I'm more attracted to hot black girls than hot asian girls.

Although ebonics is more offensive to my ears than the asian language.

The Asian language?
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic'Holidays'?
Sarcasthma
12/23/17 5:48:06 AM
#7
Sega9599 posted...
Countries and cultures that don't celebrate Christmas don't have any holidays this time of year

>_>
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicDo you generally find black women more attractive or asian women?
Sarcasthma
12/23/17 5:44:59 AM
#40
Andromicus posted...
Broken_Zeus posted...
That's one cute Oompa-Loompa. Not sure how much tanning she's done to turn orange.

Huh thought you'd be more into the orange look

lol
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWho is your WOTY (Waifu of the Year) 2017?
Sarcasthma
12/23/17 4:33:39 AM
#13
Jesus Christ
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topicdo you collect every dollar in a game like borderlands?
Sarcasthma
12/22/17 2:19:17 AM
#2
Yeah. I check the serial numbers, too.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicTop two positions on the poll
Sarcasthma
12/21/17 10:00:13 PM
#24
Go be stupid over here, TC:

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1324-actual-poll-of-the-day-board
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicIve discovered the secret ingredient in coca-cola...
Sarcasthma
12/21/17 5:58:01 AM
#9
helIy posted...
because he's a pedo, except he created girls who could vaporize his ass if he tried anything

Ah, the classic vaporization fetish.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicI can't believe I went through this to decide what game I should start/continue.
Sarcasthma
12/21/17 3:48:33 AM
#4
kind9 posted...
Usually I feel like playing a certain game, so I do that.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicIve discovered the secret ingredient in coca-cola...
Sarcasthma
12/21/17 3:46:32 AM
#6
kislev posted...
Sarcasthma posted...
Zeus posted...
Sarcasthma posted...
Now that I think about it, a professor trying to create the perfect little girls is sketchy as fuck.


With his social skills, could you see him trying to date, marry, and have kids? Frankly, he just cut out the middle-woman.

Dont you defend him!


How is it any differnt from adopting girls?

Theres a lack of paperwork and background checks, for starters.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicIve discovered the secret ingredient in coca-cola...
Sarcasthma
12/21/17 2:57:38 AM
#4
Zeus posted...
Sarcasthma posted...
Now that I think about it, a professor trying to create the perfect little girls is sketchy as fuck.


With his social skills, could you see him trying to date, marry, and have kids? Frankly, he just cut out the middle-woman.

Dont you defend him!
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicIve discovered the secret ingredient in coca-cola...
Sarcasthma
12/21/17 2:53:55 AM
#2
Now that I think about it, a professor trying to create the perfect little girls is sketchy as fuck.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
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