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| Topic | My sister and I have started a competition to see who can lose 50lb the fastest |
| Harpie 01/30/18 11:01:21 PM #17 | Jiek_Fafn posted... By that height/weight ratio your sister has the advantage because she's much fatter. Sorry, but you're going to lose. Nah, we're not that far apart in weight that it'll make a big difference imo Tadamoto38 posted... I really wish you kept your big boobs intact. I'm glad I didn't keep them. They sucked. They're not for anyone else to want to keep. And any guy that believes otherwise is a guy I don't care about --- hi there :3 |
| Topic | My sister and I have started a competition to see who can lose 50lb the fastest |
| Harpie 01/30/18 10:59:00 PM #13 | JustMonika posted... I believe in you Harpie! ily pikachupwnage posted... 158 seems pretty damn overweight for a 411 female(sorry Harpie no offense meant) lol no offense taken I know I'm overweight I'm not in denial or ashamed of it q: ssj3vegeta2 posted... daum, being shorter den your younger siblings I dunno vegy I always ate my green beans ._. LavarNeedsHelp posted... Is your mom and dad Frodo and Betty Boop? yes --- hi there :3 |
| Topic | My sister and I have started a competition to see who can lose 50lb the fastest |
| Harpie 01/30/18 10:54:34 PM #6 | CasualGuy posted... Harpie posted...My starting weight: 158lb yeah >.> --- hi there :3 |
| Topic | My sister and I have started a competition to see who can lose 50lb the fastest |
| Harpie 01/30/18 10:54:10 PM #5 | Complete_Idi0t posted... you're both gonna die Maybe, who knows? :D 1NfamousACE_2 posted... She over 18? She's 17 Why --- hi there :3 |
| Topic | My sister and I have started a competition to see who can lose 50lb the fastest |
| Harpie 01/30/18 10:52:30 PM #1 | I'm very competitive. So naturally I'm gonna win My starting weight: 158lb My height: 4'11 Her starting weight: 175lb Her height: 5'1 $50 and a really nice jacket that's currently too small for the both of us are on the line LETS GO --- hi there :3 |
| Topic | Doge's official tea party with CE gals |
| Harpie 01/30/18 10:46:09 PM #3 | :D --- hi there :3 |
| Topic | CE Confessions Topic |
| Harpie 01/30/18 8:29:02 PM #15 | oh boi it all makes sense now! --- hi there :3 |
| Topic | Do you like Harpie? |
| Harpie 01/29/18 11:17:26 PM #91 | 182 people have voted omg That's a lot of people that have an opinion on me. And to think most of them are just lurkers --- hi there :3 |
| Topic | why do nipples get hard? |
| Harpie 01/29/18 11:05:56 PM #9 | In the DNews video, "Why Do Nipples Get Hard?" host Julian Huguet explains researchers have identified eight different types of nerves that carry messages for the sympathetic nervous system, which is part of the body's neural wiring that makes the heart race, palms sweat in anxious moments, produce goosebumps, constrict blood vessels, and harden nipples in cold weather. There's a specific type of neuron that exists just to make the nipples erect. So, when these neurons are activated by the neurotransmitter norepinephrine, they cause muscles to contract, which tightens the areola and causes the nipples to harden. Do nipples have an evolutionary purpose? The most obvious reason for hard nipples is for breastfeeding, as a baby's suckling reflex is activated when something strikes the roof of its mouth. Typically, a stiff nipple is what helps an infant latch on for a meal. A mother's breast milk will provide food to her baby via the nipple. Aside from breastfeeding, nipples get hard when it's cold outside or during sexual arousal. Researchers hypothesize we get "nipply" when it's "nippy" because the muscles in our areolas are under hair follicles that respond to the same stimuli. Those who discovered the "nipple neuron" also found another neuron that responds to norepinephrine, which causes our hair to stand on end. The areola have smooth muscle cells that contract when stimulated; cold weather can make the skin pucker inward while the nipples stick out. This could be a vestigial trait a remnant of a trait that used to exist in our ancestors that led their hair to puff up to trap air and keep warm. It's also frequently suggested our hair rises in stressful situations in an effort to make us look bigger, sort of like a cat puffing out its tail. In the role of sexual arousal, the erect nipple still remains a mystery. It's one of the elements of the "arousal" stage of the sexual response cycle, which includes desire, arousal, orgasm, and resolution. Nipple erections are also described as one of the "non-genital peripheral mechanisms," according to Boston University School of Medicine. TLDR We're not exactly sure what's going on with our nipples. It's a highly sensitive area shrouded in mystery. sauce: http://www.medicaldaily.com/why-do-my-nipples-get-hard-neuron-activity-during-cold-weather-sexual-arousal-399501 --- hi there :3 |
| Topic | Do you like Harpie? |
| Harpie 01/29/18 8:41:52 PM #75 | I'm pleasantly surprised by the amount of people that not only like me, but are defending me :3 You guys are da bestest --- hi there :3 |
| Topic | Do you like Harpie? |
| Harpie 01/29/18 4:46:32 PM #21 | o.o --- hi there :3 |
| Topic | Define "charming" |
| Harpie 01/29/18 4:45:23 PM #11 | Someone who's funny, charismatic and generally pleasurable to be around --- hi there :3 |
| Topic | I cant sleeeeeeeeep |
| Harpie 01/28/18 5:24:17 AM #1 | WHYYYYYYYYYY I have work in a few hours ;~; --- hi there :3 |
| Topic | hi ce :) its time for will drunk me fuck you/10 PART 2!!! |
| Harpie 01/27/18 1:38:03 AM #162 | im gettomg realy sleepy --- hi there :3 |
| Topic | hi ce :) its time for will drunk me fuck you/10 PART 2!!! |
| Harpie 01/27/18 1:36:34 AM #161 | oh noes my spelling has gone badddd --- hi there :3 |
| Topic | hi ce :) its time for will drunk me fuck you/10 PART 2!!! |
| Harpie 01/27/18 1:36:20 AM #160 | So if you were going to try to seduce a woman from afar, how would you do it? Give me tips. do stiff that turns her on thoughts on tall, thin blonde guys? hot 10/10 would bang wut's ur reddit name idk i make a new one svedytime i post --- hi there :3 |
| Topic | hi ce :) its time for will drunk me fuck you/10 PART 2!!! |
| Harpie 01/27/18 1:33:16 AM #159 | soulunison2 posted... I got tagged in your BJJ topic - martial arts? --- hi there :3 |
| Topic | hi ce :) its time for will drunk me fuck you/10 PART 2!!! |
| Harpie 01/27/18 1:30:54 AM #157 | Imagine life as sballen. Every time you take a shower you fall on your knees. the water beading off your back. Clutching your dingus in shame because it's not furry like your fur fan fics like foxler. Your only good thing in life is error still likes your dingus LMAO ily where do you post your tits on reddit idfk I used to help run the biggest metal gear website! Now my only source of pleasure is being a lead mod in gamefaqs and wearing a metal gear solid ninja onesie. I deed using the onesie. hi --- hi there :3 |
| Topic | hi ce :) its time for will drunk me fuck you/10 PART 2!!! |
| Harpie 01/27/18 1:27:33 AM #155 | PlsGodDontBanMe posted... Leanaunfurled posted...Harpie posted...PlsGodDontBanMe posted...shockthemonkey posted...Nah didnt actually creep on girls way younger than me exactly so fucking is okay!!! :D --- hi there :3 |
| Topic | hi ce :) its time for will drunk me fuck you/10 PART 2!!! |
| Harpie 01/27/18 1:27:10 AM #154 | PiOverlord posted... 8/10 would fuck because your a cool pister --- hi there :3 |
| Topic | hi ce :) its time for will drunk me fuck you/10 PART 2!!! |
| Harpie 01/27/18 1:24:49 AM #150 | You never rated me in your last topic fam :( it was an accident insewar eat tha booty FINE FUCKIN DINING MY FIRENDS It wasn't an actual question it was a song lyric im confused I am pushing 40 and have kids and a wife but still post in gamefaqs. I have erectile disfunction and my only fun is playing Mega Man, GTA and posting on CE. My wife won't leave me because I had ED because of her, one time she slipped and her knee fell on my testicle.whats ed I'm going to try to seduce Aeriis. Wish me luck. good luck firend!!! I work in a 7-11 in Canada. I am in my 30s and I have heath issues, including digestive system issues and heart issues. It makes me bitter and frustrated, so I choose to follow people in CE and track spreadsheets about the karma they loose :( do you have one about me --- hi there :3 |
| Topic | hi ce :) its time for will drunk me fuck you/10 PART 2!!! |
| Harpie 01/27/18 1:19:38 AM #145 | DocileOrangeCup posted... Np wat Leanaunfurled posted... Harpie posted...PlsGodDontBanMe posted...shockthemonkey posted...Nah didnt actually creep on girls way younger than me ;~; shockthemonkey posted... Youll learn to whiskey like a champ sooner or later. i am a champ thp :D the bestest of the BESTEST MOTHER DUCKER --- hi there :3 |
| Topic | hi ce :) its time for will drunk me fuck you/10 PART 2!!! |
| Harpie 01/27/18 1:18:01 AM #141 | Why do you get all the love in the world i wish i did fam what do you think of boeing losing its trade case against bombardier over the sale of bombardier's c-series passenger aircrafts to delta airlines? yes Weeeeeeeeeee!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE --- hi there :3 |
| Topic | hi ce :) its time for will drunk me fuck you/10 PART 2!!! |
| Harpie 01/27/18 1:10:54 AM #139 | |
| Topic | hi ce :) its time for will drunk me fuck you/10 PART 2!!! |
| Harpie 01/27/18 1:09:18 AM #136 | I'm going to see Britney Spears and I'm excited as FUCK. bring me plsssss she is goals --- hi there :3 |
| Topic | hi ce :) its time for will drunk me fuck you/10 PART 2!!! |
| Harpie 01/27/18 1:08:33 AM #134 |
thank you!!! I wish you would post your tits on CE already i have :) --- hi there :3 |
| Topic | hi ce :) its time for will drunk me fuck you/10 PART 2!!! |
| Harpie 01/27/18 1:07:46 AM #132 | Kaname_Madoka posted... https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/348949696485785600/405919417671745557/20180124_185414.jpg?width=169&height=301 dat brow tho 10/10 Carlbertomfg posted... Leanaunfurled posted...PlsGodDontBanMe posted...shockthemonkey posted...Nah didnt actually creep on girls way younger than me yes --- hi there :3 |
| Topic | hi ce :) its time for will drunk me fuck you/10 PART 2!!! |
| Harpie 01/27/18 1:07:15 AM #131 | PlsGodDontBanMe posted... shockthemonkey posted...Nah didnt actually creep on girls way younger than me ur not ugly 10/10 would fuck because youre hot ManSpread posted... I make beer as my career like that one netflix movie!!! stoltenberg11 posted... what the hell is with this topic what are yoy shockthemonkey posted... I work hungover like 50% of the time, aint no thang i wish i could live like yoy --- hi there :3 |
| Topic | hi ce :) its time for will drunk me fuck you/10 PART 2!!! |
| Harpie 01/27/18 12:58:50 AM #124 | shockthemonkey posted... Like that but with creepier eyes Kaname_Madoka posted... Harpie posted...yes what were we talking about agaib Kamala_Harris posted... Just took a shot of whiskey and now I'm getting my wine on. yes yes yes i agree with ALL OF THIS 10/10 would fuck long and hard shockthemonkey posted... Kamala_Harris posted...Just took a shot of whiskey and now I'm getting my wine on. rip --- hi there :3 |
| Topic | hi ce :) its time for will drunk me fuck you/10 PART 2!!! |
| Harpie 01/27/18 12:54:35 AM #115 | Dash_Harber posted... RIP grammar, I'ma pour one out for ya homie. its not that bad >.> --- hi there :3 |
| Topic | hi ce :) its time for will drunk me fuck you/10 PART 2!!! |
| Harpie 01/27/18 12:54:20 AM #114 | shockthemonkey posted... Hmmm... cant find a good emoji for that --- hi there :3 |
| Topic | hi ce :) its time for will drunk me fuck you/10 PART 2!!! |
| Harpie 01/27/18 12:53:21 AM #111 | Carlbertomfg posted... Burnt_Puke82 posted...Carlbertomfg posted...Where them rankings @ toss DAT salad --- hi there :3 |
| Topic | hi ce :) its time for will drunk me fuck you/10 PART 2!!! |
| Harpie 01/27/18 12:53:03 AM #110 | shockthemonkey posted... Nah didnt actually creep on girls way younger than me yah he was like 20 and would follow me everywhere it would make me cry all the time becauseb he make me nervous --- hi there :3 |
| Topic | hi ce :) its time for will drunk me fuck you/10 PART 2!!! |
| Harpie 01/27/18 12:50:06 AM #107 | Burnt_Puke82 posted... Carlbertomfg posted...Where them rankings @ ( )( ) shockthemonkey posted... I look like a guy who stalked you in high school or I am a guy who stalked you in high school? you look like the guy that did it he was a realllll creeep inhope youre not a creeep lmao --- hi there :3 |
| Topic | hi ce :) its time for will drunk me fuck you/10 PART 2!!! |
| Harpie 01/27/18 12:47:55 AM #105 | DocileOrangeCup posted... Burnt_Puke82 posted...I'm drunk af right now too. fuck man thats hot 10/10 would fuck so you didnt have to deed Minute posted... ce got weird since i left :\ 6/10 would fuck Carlbertomfg posted... Where them rankings @ 11/10 would fuck because youre cool Kaname_Madoka posted... marry iguanas > alcohol yes --- hi there :3 |
| Topic | hi ce :) its time for will drunk me fuck you/10 PART 2!!! |
| Harpie 01/27/18 12:46:46 AM #102 | Carlbertomfg posted... GUYS THIS TOPIC IS GETTING TO REAL!! I'm starting to feel it. YAYYYYYYYY Vegy posted... Are you really drunk doe...how do we know dis isn't another cegal idea topic where dey told you to fake being drunk i actually got drunk tho this time and last time shockthemonkey posted... Harpie posted...shockthemonkey posted...Harpie posted...weeeeeeeee? you look like a gjy that stalked me in highschool --- hi there :3 |
| Topic | hi ce :) its time for will drunk me fuck you/10 PART 2!!! |
| Harpie 01/27/18 12:42:24 AM #96 | someone spammed bee movie and i am NOT happy --- hi there :3 |
| Topic | hi ce :) its time for will drunk me fuck you/10 PART 2!!! |
| Harpie 01/27/18 12:41:05 AM #93 | Johnny_Nutcase posted... *stumbles into garbage cans* no thats just a potato with a mirror soz Carlbertomfg posted... Wait.... Wait Holy shit. Did you mean you'd fuck me better than George Lopez would (seems like a delicate fella) or you'd go harder than Lopez goes on a woman? This is an awful lot to wrap my head around. too much text yes Darkninja42 posted... Is George Lopez the upper echelon of fucking ? yes PlsGodDontBanMe posted... Jack Daniels smh. i only had one shot, im sipping on a malibu tho thanks fam, its the irish in me lmao --- hi there :3 |
| Topic | hi ce :) its time for will drunk me fuck you/10 PART 2!!! |
| Harpie 01/27/18 12:37:36 AM #87 | shockthemonkey posted... Harpie posted...weeeeeeeee? tell me what it is :33 --- hi there :3 |
| Topic | hi ce :) its time for will drunk me fuck you/10 PART 2!!! |
| Harpie 01/27/18 12:34:09 AM #78 | weeeeeeeee? WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE --- hi there :3 |
| Topic | What are you doing with your tax return? |
| Harpie 01/27/18 12:33:35 AM #2 | putting it towards a car! --- hi there :3 |
| Topic | hi ce :) its time for will drunk me fuck you/10 PART 2!!! |
| Harpie 01/27/18 12:31:57 AM #77 | |
| Topic | hi ce :) its time for will drunk me fuck you/10 PART 2!!! |
| Harpie 01/27/18 12:31:44 AM #76 | PlsGodDontBanMe posted... This was a good read. i only have jack daniels for shots so that!! :D makes me feel all warm and fuzzy like shockthemonkey posted... ImgTC is only giving me 404s and Imgur isnt letting me upload, wtf? idk man Carlbertomfg posted... CE after dark is real af. 10/10 would fuck better than george lopez --- hi there :3 |
| Topic | hi ce :) its time for will drunk me fuck you/10 PART 2!!! |
| Harpie 01/27/18 12:23:10 AM #71 | shockthemonkey posted... https://i.imgtc.com/kbELJMU.jpeg wat/10 DocileOrangeCup posted... shockthemonkey posted...https://i.imgtc.com/kbELJMU.jpeg what he said --- hi there :3 |
| Topic | hi ce :) its time for will drunk me fuck you/10 PART 2!!! |
| Harpie 01/27/18 12:18:43 AM #66 | littlebro07 posted... Last time you wanted doggy with me being the little dog so idk about this shit anymore 10/10 would fuck spoon style but im the big spoon Vegy posted... Harpie posted...would fuck because vegy needs a white chick/10 okayyyyyyyyy :3 --- hi there :3 |
| Topic | hi ce :) its time for will drunk me fuck you/10 PART 2!!! |
| Harpie 01/27/18 12:17:17 AM #64 | Kaname_Madoka posted... Harpie posted... it does fam it really does Eevee-Trainer posted... Harpie posted...you are WRONG missy what about serena --- hi there :3 |
| Topic | hi ce :) its time for will drunk me fuck you/10 PART 2!!! |
| Harpie 01/27/18 12:13:01 AM #58 | Shot of whiskey to speed things up WEEEEEEEEEEEEE --- hi there :3 |
| Topic | hi ce :) its time for will drunk me fuck you/10 PART 2!!! |
| Harpie 01/27/18 12:12:20 AM #57 | Vegy posted... maybe dis time would fuck because vegy needs a white chick/10 Eevee-Trainer posted... Harpie posted...NO NO NO you are WRONG missy --- hi there :3 |
| Topic | hi ce :) its time for will drunk me fuck you/10 PART 2!!! |
| Harpie 01/27/18 12:09:03 AM #55 | deanshow posted... Everybody BETRAY me I fed up with this world after seeing those confessions im inclined to agree --- hi there :3 |
| Topic | hi ce :) its time for will drunk me fuck you/10 PART 2!!! |
| Harpie 01/27/18 12:08:33 AM #53 | Eevee-Trainer posted... Harpie posted...listen NO NO NO NO solosnake posted... Are you a virgin harpie? yes, but ive masturbated before still i cant seem to do it its frustrating so im getting a toy next month and hopefully that helps i would love me some good dick lmao DocileOrangeCup posted... just gonna leave this here you da realest mvp --- hi there :3 |
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