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TopicWill you watch Ryan Rynalds as Detective Pikachu?
weekoldhotdog
12/09/17 9:33:48 PM
#4
leverageblargh posted...
Ryan Rynalds


this is a lame gimmick bro


damn yeah butchered his name in the topic, but wasn't intended to be a gimmick
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TopicWill you watch Ryan Rynalds as Detective Pikachu?
weekoldhotdog
12/09/17 9:29:22 PM
#1
Ryan Reynolds has played Deadpool, he's played Van Wylder and now he's playing Detective Pikachu.

Will his vocals be strong enough to bring you to theater opening night for this new pokemon flick?
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TopicReaction: You're on a date and you drop a ketchup soaked fry on your shirt
weekoldhotdog
12/09/17 9:25:36 PM
#5
Take off my shirt, revealing an exact replica of the first shirt under it.
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TopicAre you a dog person?
weekoldhotdog
12/09/17 9:21:23 PM
#6
I love both, but unlike dogs, cats are too quick to say "Fuck you" and then leave.
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TopicSony's Jumanji Remake has an 80% on ROTTENTOMATOES...Are you surprised?
weekoldhotdog
12/09/17 9:17:16 PM
#25
I'm suprised, but only because I really liked Robin Williams in the 90's before he started getting shitty scripts to work with.

I'm kinda getting sick of Dwayne Johnson being in like, everything.
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TopicLet's face it, women only want genetically superior males.
weekoldhotdog
12/09/17 9:14:51 PM
#18
gunplagirl posted...
Men: she has to be thin, curvy, hot even without makeup, able to cook and always ready for sex but also a virgin before I date her

Women: I want a guy who's taller than me

Men: *sobs uncontrollably*


this was pretty damn funny
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TopicLet's face it, women only want genetically superior males.
weekoldhotdog
12/09/17 9:12:35 PM
#13
Seems like pretty good places to go.

My tips derive from the movie "Night at the Roxberry" so as much as this is great advice, I'm going to pass on giving it to you since you are already striking out doing what they would do
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TopicLet's face it, women only want genetically superior males.
weekoldhotdog
12/09/17 9:10:20 PM
#9
Where do you go to pick up women?
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TopicBest *primarily* 1990s sitcom.
weekoldhotdog
12/09/17 9:09:34 PM
#12
I vote "Hanging with Mr. Cooper"
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TopicLet's face it, women only want genetically superior males.
weekoldhotdog
12/09/17 9:05:52 PM
#2
Gotta just whip out the ol hotdog and let them know exactly how it's going to be. That will win any christian woman over any day with your pro adam and eve-iness.
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TopicI'd like to concieve a child from every Ceman and Cegal
weekoldhotdog
12/09/17 9:01:52 PM
#12
These things hatch in less than 48 hours, so i hope you guys are ready to be parents. i don't officially take them into training until they are old enough to hold a sword and a shield. They have to be able to raise a shield at least waist high.
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TopicI'd like to concieve a child from every Ceman and Cegal
weekoldhotdog
12/09/17 8:59:32 PM
#11
Well, I've created a egg with every poster in this topic so far.

I guess with ziktens egg, I'll just leave it in the incubator an extra couple of weeks.
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Topicdamnit I hate my wifi connection lately
weekoldhotdog
12/09/17 8:57:40 PM
#2
when it comes to raiding, I'd be hard wired in to reduce stresses on the party.
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TopicI'd like to concieve a child from every Ceman and Cegal
weekoldhotdog
12/09/17 8:55:54 PM
#9
The dimension that I reside from allows me to procreate with the males and females of this world.
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TopicI'd like to concieve a child from every Ceman and Cegal
weekoldhotdog
12/09/17 8:54:21 PM
#7
CarlGrimes posted...
weekoldhotdog posted...
I'll take all the tykes when they are just old enough to recieve official Hotdog Training

Sick pedo.


But they are my offspring, they have to carry on the family name and continue the family business of Hotdogging.
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TopicI'd like to concieve a child from every Ceman and Cegal
weekoldhotdog
12/09/17 8:49:48 PM
#2
No takers? What about my superior genes? I'm made off 100% beef, no preservatives.
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TopicNaps are the fucking best. I just took one.
weekoldhotdog
12/09/17 8:46:16 PM
#2
I thought old people and toddlers took naps, which category are you?
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TopicI'd like to concieve a child from every Ceman and Cegal
weekoldhotdog
12/09/17 8:41:38 PM
#1
No child support though, this is a gentleman's agreemant.

I'll take all the tykes when they are just old enough to recieve official Hotdog Training and you will see them again when they are warriors.
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TopicPost about the worst thing you've done.
weekoldhotdog
12/09/17 8:38:07 PM
#46
I was also bragging with my wife about 2 months after I first met her that i could should a blow dart between her big toe and her index toe. She said "no, don't!"

I went "PHWOOOT!" and that dart stuck RIGHT into her big toe.

She just looked up at me, her eyes got wide. There was maybe a 3 second delay between the dart going into her toe and the pain to reach her brain, but the ensuing OOOOW! could be heard for miles

gg
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TopicPost about the worst thing you've done.
weekoldhotdog
12/09/17 8:35:18 PM
#45
CharlesBronson posted...
pummeled a girl while playing basketball because no one would pass me the ball

I kicked a girl straight in the vagina one time for hogging a basketball. She was the daughter of my dad's friend.

I got in SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much trouble, but I remember despite the seriousness of the situation the adults started laughing so hard because I was dearly confused. I was like "she's got no balls! I didnt know it was going to hurt!

Still got the belt for it.
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TopicWhat happens if a homeless person is badly injured and can't afford hospital?
weekoldhotdog
12/09/17 8:30:26 PM
#10
Cheater87 posted...
In the US I think he might get help, but not sure how they will have him pay.


They send a bill to the last known address, if it doesn't get paid it goes to collections.
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TopicPost about the worst thing you've done.
weekoldhotdog
12/09/17 8:27:51 PM
#43
ah, the post is gone about the guy who broke into his neighbors house, hit his mom with a baseball bat (accidently), and made his dad cry in an arguement before the 1st grade.
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TopicPost about the worst thing you've done.
weekoldhotdog
12/09/17 8:26:25 PM
#42
When I was in kindergarten, I had to really pee and as soon as i stepped off the bus, i walked five feet to the right of the bus, turned around and took the biggest piss

Every high schooler saw it and my mom got a pretty heated phone call from my principal.
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TopicWhat happens if a homeless person is badly injured and can't afford hospital?
weekoldhotdog
12/09/17 8:23:06 PM
#7
After the service however, they are dumped back on the streets, with stitches still fresh or whatever.
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TopicPost about the worst thing you've done.
weekoldhotdog
12/09/17 8:20:43 PM
#40
thronedfire2 posted...
When I was like 12 I went to VBS with my friend for a couple summers and the 2nd year I got to 2nd base with a girl in an empty room of the church during the big end of year party while everyone's families were there >_>


Why is this bad? I see one man, one woman, all is good in the bible!
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TopicPost about the worst thing you've done.
weekoldhotdog
12/09/17 8:19:53 PM
#38
Worst thing I've ever done is the best thing I've ever done.

I made CE my home board.
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TopicWhen mods take their jobs too seriously
weekoldhotdog
12/09/17 8:18:33 PM
#25
But I'm not. Impersonation is a bannable offense.
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TopicTown locals are outraged that this ice cream shop's logo is too sexy
weekoldhotdog
12/09/17 8:16:22 PM
#38
How is this any different from "Skinny cow" milk? The skinny cow is drawn like a starved anorexic cow that's hyper sexualized, but they get a pass.
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TopicWhich race would you wipe out from existence?
weekoldhotdog
12/09/17 8:14:00 PM
#5
Nascar
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TopicWhen mods take their jobs too seriously
weekoldhotdog
12/09/17 8:11:39 PM
#23
maybe you should make a topic about this. you might find more people like my edginess than you think.
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TopicWhen mods take their jobs too seriously
weekoldhotdog
12/09/17 8:09:13 PM
#22
Akagami_Shanks posted...
from what I gather, nobody seems to like this new user


My account is older than yours
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TopicWhen mods take their jobs too seriously
weekoldhotdog
12/09/17 8:08:32 PM
#21
aww nobody likes me

i guess i need to make a topic about being depressed to fit in around here.
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TopicWhen mods take their jobs too seriously
weekoldhotdog
12/09/17 7:45:52 PM
#18
ssj3vegeta2 posted...
Persona6 posted...
weekoldhotdog posted...
Persona6 posted...
^ one of the most disgusting posts I've ever seen on this board wow


says the bitcoin guy


Yes says the Bitcoin guy, you just called a female user who was recently contemplating suicide on this board a dead dog that's incredibly f*****-up

i think dis is da same guy who told another user who wanted to kill himself yesterday to "get over it"


yeah, exact same guy.
edit: Get over it.
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TopicWhen mods take their jobs too seriously
weekoldhotdog
12/09/17 7:44:29 PM
#15
Oops, I didn't know that, but it matters not.
What matters is my post triggered you.
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TopicWhen mods take their jobs too seriously
weekoldhotdog
12/09/17 7:41:57 PM
#13
Persona6 posted...
^ one of the most disgusting posts I've ever seen on this board wow


says the bitcoin guy
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TopicWhen mods take their jobs too seriously
weekoldhotdog
12/09/17 7:37:55 PM
#10
TC, tell me about the dead dog you have displayed in your sig pic.
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TopicWhen mods take their jobs too seriously
weekoldhotdog
12/09/17 7:35:35 PM
#8
Open your eyes and you'll see more of me. I was on a podcast just a few weeks ago on CE lol

aaaaaaaaaaaand I've literally been on these message boards for 17 years.
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TopicWhen mods take their jobs too seriously
weekoldhotdog
12/09/17 7:33:57 PM
#6
Couldn't tell ya, I stay on my side and they stay on theirs.
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TopicWhen mods take their jobs too seriously
weekoldhotdog
12/09/17 7:32:16 PM
#4
Then why care enough to make a topic about it? They are not targeting you and their decisions on mod matters ultimately doesn't affect you even a little bit.

Or maybe it does and that's why you made this topic.
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TopicWhen mods take their jobs too seriously
weekoldhotdog
12/09/17 7:26:06 PM
#2
It will peeve you off to know I haven't been modded a single time in over 6 months.
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TopicCheat codes, demo discs, game manuals, game magazines (Nintendo Power, PSM, EGM)
weekoldhotdog
12/09/17 7:20:27 PM
#45
seanbaby become a favorite after hsu and chan comics stopped printing in EGM
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TopicPost about the worst thing you've done.
weekoldhotdog
12/09/17 7:11:06 PM
#11
Senton225 posted...
weekoldhotdog posted...
No, 4 DUI's is pretty fucking bad.

I hope you never get your license back.

Got my license back in 2012. All of my DWIs came before the age of 24, Im now 30.


That's pretty fucking scary that you are allowed to drive after 3 DUI's.
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TopicPost about the worst thing you've done.
weekoldhotdog
12/09/17 7:08:33 PM
#7
No, 4 DUI's is pretty fucking bad.

I hope you never get your license back.
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Topickpop fangirls creep me out
weekoldhotdog
12/09/17 7:07:29 PM
#5
rap fanboys creep me out, what with their low riders and their du-rags.
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TopicLets Shit on games/devs. Post all your crazy opinions.
weekoldhotdog
12/09/17 7:04:11 PM
#20
Antifar posted...
weekoldhotdog posted...
Also, I have nearly 200 days played on Ark: Survival evolved official PVP/PVE and all I want is my 200 days back.

...it's been out for like 120 days

It's been on Xbox one for 2 years....
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TopicLets Shit on games/devs. Post all your crazy opinions.
weekoldhotdog
12/09/17 6:57:12 PM
#14
Also, I have nearly 200 days played on Ark: Survival evolved official PVP/PVE and all I want is my 200 days back.

Fucking terrible game.
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TopicLets Shit on games/devs. Post all your crazy opinions.
weekoldhotdog
12/09/17 6:54:29 PM
#9
I miss good Tony Hawk Pro Skater games and what activision did with THPS5 was an abomination.

So much so that I almost wish EA would make skate 4
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TopicI adopted a Siberian husky.
weekoldhotdog
12/09/17 6:51:27 PM
#5
jelly
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TopicITT: Stupid things you've heard CEmen say >_>
weekoldhotdog
12/09/17 6:38:45 PM
#6
NeonOctopus posted...
"300 pounds is not obese" - in regards to fat people

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