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TopicPredict the death of Kim Jong-un.
Chicken
09/17/17 7:14:01 PM
#4
Why would he be assassinated by his own people who see him as basically god?
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TopicAll the girls at my high school are sooo into uncut
Chicken
09/17/17 6:45:55 PM
#13
--Zero- posted...
If the future generations want dirty wangs then thankfully it's not any of my concern lol my kids getting the knife.

Will it be a post apocalyptic future where soap no longer exists? Shame you're gonna resort to an outdated and barbaric procedure that will permanently ruin your child's body and make him a laughing stock.
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TopicWhat inside of my fridge looks like.
Chicken
09/17/17 6:37:29 PM
#12
cup why do you have peanut butter in the fridge? That makes it harder to spread and theres no lid on it.
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TopicWhat inside of my fridge looks like.
Chicken
09/17/17 6:33:54 PM
#9
Topic*walks into Five Guys, ready to pay high prices*
Chicken
09/17/17 1:32:39 PM
#2
Cuz its yummylicious.
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TopicIs it really pee?
Chicken
09/17/17 1:30:49 PM
#4
Thats like saying "she excreted stinky brown stuff during anal but since she was enjoying it, its not poop"
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TopicAmerican tourists attacked by acid in France...
Chicken
09/17/17 1:26:15 PM
#6
Aren't acid attacks like this usually aimed at women in Islamic countries that dont hide their face and hair?
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TopicEuropeans are sick and tired of yanksplaining.
Chicken
09/17/17 12:03:24 PM
#4
I'd rather be a yank than a wank.
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TopicLesbian couple treated me meanly because they assumed I was a bigot :/
Chicken
09/17/17 7:00:30 AM
#9
They probably post on CE then.
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TopicDo we have beef?
Chicken
09/16/17 12:12:46 PM
#3
No we have chicken.
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TopicWhy are we so scared of spiders?
Chicken
09/16/17 9:24:00 AM
#28
Instinct from when they were probably fucking massive and deadly.
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TopicYou're going really dangerous place, choose your bodyguard
Chicken
09/16/17 9:21:09 AM
#27
buddhamonster posted...
Chicken posted...
buddhamonster posted...
Chicken posted...
Kisai posted...
Chicken posted...
Kisai posted...
Magic is the dominant force.

Yeah if you're a fuckin nerd. An axe to the face is more effective than some fancy fairy spells.

How are you even gonna get that close when magic obliterates you before that point?


A fireball aint gonna do shit unless you decide to douse yourself in gasoline beforehand.


What if he uses a spell that allows him to control others? Now your big tough axe weilding maniac is a permanent friend.

Now you have a mage AND an axe guy protecting you.

Mage 1, axe guy 0.


The mage uses offensive elemental magic tho.


No, he/she specializes in offensive elemantal. That in no way means he is exclusive to that particular school.

The fact that he/she is specifically mentioned as an arch mage implies a high level, leadership role amongst a group of mages. Chances are quite high he/she is at least adept at various other schools of magic.


If you're going to take it that far then you could say the warrior has a rocket launcher and he blows all the mages up.
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TopicHappy Mexican Independence Day!!!
Chicken
09/16/17 9:19:24 AM
#10
They aren't independant from those scary cartels though.
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TopicYou're going really dangerous place, choose your bodyguard
Chicken
09/16/17 8:58:03 AM
#22
buddhamonster posted...
Chicken posted...
Kisai posted...
Chicken posted...
Kisai posted...
Magic is the dominant force.

Yeah if you're a fuckin nerd. An axe to the face is more effective than some fancy fairy spells.

How are you even gonna get that close when magic obliterates you before that point?


A fireball aint gonna do shit unless you decide to douse yourself in gasoline beforehand.


What if he uses a spell that allows him to control others? Now your big tough axe weilding maniac is a permanent friend.

Now you have a mage AND an axe guy protecting you.

Mage 1, axe guy 0.


The mage uses offensive elemental magic tho.
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Topicwill there be a proper Carrie Fisher tribute this season on Family Guy?
Chicken
09/16/17 5:50:32 AM
#8
Did they do anything for Adam West or did they forget he was part of the show?
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TopicYou're going really dangerous place, choose your bodyguard
Chicken
09/16/17 5:13:28 AM
#17
Kisai posted...
Chicken posted...
Kisai posted...
Magic is the dominant force.

Yeah if you're a fuckin nerd. An axe to the face is more effective than some fancy fairy spells.

How are you even gonna get that close when magic obliterates you before that point?


A fireball aint gonna do shit unless you decide to douse yourself in gasoline beforehand.
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TopicYou're going really dangerous place, choose your bodyguard
Chicken
09/16/17 4:21:46 AM
#9
Kisai posted...
Magic is the dominant force.

Yeah if you're a fuckin nerd. An axe to the face is more effective than some fancy fairy spells.
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Topicapparently, Katie Holmes wasn't allowed to date publicly for five years after...
Chicken
09/16/17 4:19:02 AM
#30
Gamer99z posted...
Lonestar2000 posted...
Gamer99z posted...
BootyGif posted...
eston posted...
Imagine being such a shitbag that you feel the need to exert that kind of control over your ex-wife

Religion

Scientology isn't a religion

It is as legitimate as any other religion.

As someone who sees all religions as a joke, this simply isn't true. Scientology is notably more scummy that others and is purely a scam and a cult. There's a reason multiple countries don't even recognize it as a religion.


Yet Islam is a recognized religion.
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TopicMichael, you couldn't even ask a girl out on a date. You're a chicken.
Chicken
09/16/17 3:54:18 AM
#9
You're a Michael.
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TopicYou're going really dangerous place, choose your bodyguard
Chicken
09/16/17 3:52:55 AM
#4
TopicJihadists cannot go to heaven if a dog is present when they die.
Chicken
09/16/17 3:22:07 AM
#26
Great I'll just walk my dog everywhere so I don't get suicide bombed.
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TopicMy limo driver has aids
Chicken
09/15/17 2:18:26 PM
#9
Dont let him spit on your eyeball.
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TopicWent to take a drug test.
Chicken
09/15/17 7:04:06 AM
#29
OleBillyBoy225 posted...
It's for Stanley Steemer.


You're gonna steam clean somebody's cat because you thought it was a rug.
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Topicwhy did G-d turn my nose sliders all the way up during character creation screen
Chicken
09/15/17 6:24:11 AM
#4
Your parents had shit genes. Sorry.
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TopicAdult Swim is turning political and edgy
Chicken
09/15/17 6:10:50 AM
#5
Zikten posted...
Chicken posted...
They weren't wrong tho.

even if america wasn't as cool as it used to be, (and Im not saying that happened) it doesn't make Canada cool suddenly

Or maybe it does.
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TopicNips that look like Ritz crackers LMAO
Chicken
09/15/17 6:10:28 AM
#3
TopicWhat is it about this guy that pisses me off?
Chicken
09/15/17 6:09:26 AM
#3
Didnt watch but it looks like he could swallow another person whole like a snake.
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TopicAdult Swim is turning political and edgy
Chicken
09/15/17 6:08:28 AM
#2
They weren't wrong tho.
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TopicI see this Chinese dude with this hot ass brunette today at Starbucks
Chicken
09/15/17 2:21:16 AM
#9
She has brunette ass hairs?
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TopicWent to take a drug test.
Chicken
09/15/17 12:00:36 AM
#27
Great now TC is gonna get hired to drive heavy machinery but he'll be too baked to notice the people he backs into.
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TopicWould you date someone if they honestly believed in ghosts?
Chicken
09/14/17 11:55:18 PM
#12
Also believing in ghosts is probably better than believing in god who is basically a super ghost.
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TopicWould you date someone if they honestly believed in ghosts?
Chicken
09/14/17 11:52:34 PM
#7
NeoShadowhen posted...
Lots of people believe in ghosts.

I dunno, kinda sounds like a blast. Go ghost hunting.

In his butt.
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TopicIf you were Batman, how would YOU deal with the Joker?
Chicken
09/14/17 2:32:34 PM
#19
Slice his ankles off.
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TopicI lost the gamble
Chicken
09/14/17 10:08:24 AM
#4
KiwiTerraRizing posted...
Living with a prolapsed rectum is difficult, not impossible.


can't you just push it all back inside?
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TopicI'm now a legend user
Chicken
09/14/17 9:31:42 AM
#4
Nice babby karma.
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TopicSo long, eh Bowser!
Chicken
09/14/17 9:31:18 AM
#12
Veggeta X posted...
Hey TC. Some days you are very hostile and some days you are chilled. Everything okay?


I just like to have fun while I'm here. Sometimes it feels good to say awful things to people.
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TopicSo long, eh Bowser!
Chicken
09/14/17 9:07:24 AM
#1
So long, hey Bowser!
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TopicWhat do you think is the most recognizable symbol worldwide?
Chicken
09/14/17 8:57:54 AM
#7
The penis. People have been drawing dicks since the caveman era.
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Topicmy work mum bought me jerk chicken for lunch
Chicken
09/14/17 8:56:49 AM
#5
She's the real jerk.
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Topichave any of you ever had sleep paralysis before?
Chicken
09/14/17 8:56:28 AM
#7
Yeah all the time. I see spiders and random shapes.
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TopicI can't prove I'm real
Chicken
09/14/17 8:31:09 AM
#4
But ghosts are real. Who else would be talking to the ghost adventures guy
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TopicThings you discovered the hard way
Chicken
09/14/17 8:04:35 AM
#3
TopicNo rogaine in the propane flows
Chicken
09/14/17 8:00:56 AM
#2
Hank's hair is all natural.
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TopicI like my women like I like my news
Chicken
09/14/17 7:55:20 AM
#31
TopicChili, hand, penis.
Chicken
09/14/17 7:40:04 AM
#4
When you enjoy your cooking a little too much.
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TopicWhat's your power level in Destiny 2 so far?
Chicken
09/14/17 7:00:33 AM
#4
TopicAmerican Horror Story just spooked me for the first time.
Chicken
09/14/17 6:12:16 AM
#5
Jumpscares: The TV Series is still running?
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TopicTwo new Futurama episodes (in radio play form).
Chicken
09/14/17 5:09:10 AM
#2
Why cant they bring the show back but not suck?
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TopicC/D: Do you think Hey Arnold would ever smoke weed?
Chicken
09/14/17 5:08:18 AM
#2
Then he'd be Heeeeeeeeey Arnold.
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