Lurker > Philoktetes

lol yeah right

then im gonna wipe my butt and take a shit
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smokers are jokers
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Akagami_Shanks posted...

https://www.reddit.com/r/childfree/comments/6x374l/mom_tries_to_steal_my_gba_sp_from_me/

you should credit the story with where you got it from

don't doxx me
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im a girl
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koreans literally believe they invented peppers

at their food museums they show korean food having peppers in pre-colombian times and they will ban you from the museum if you question it
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i dont smoke drugs

i smoke clowns like you on the bball court
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i use marshmallow fluff instead of mayo
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I was standing in line at a large electronics store checkout. It was busy and there were only two cashiers, so I took out my old GBA SP and started playing Pokemon Silver while I waited. A woman and her 8 ish son got in line behind me. I didn't pay any attention to them until the woman asks what I'm playing. I tell her I'm playing Pokemon Silver and goes from zero to sixty and tells me that I shouldn't be wasting my life playing kids' games and then adds that her son has been wanting a Pokemon game for a while, trying to hint that I should give my game and system to him. I ignore it and tell her that if he wants a Pokemon game, she should get him a 3DS and one of the new games or any of the virtual console Pokemon games, including the upcoming rereleases of Gold and Silver. Mom stares at me for a second and then says how a current system is too expensive and she's rather get him a used system while pointedly looking at my GameBoy. So I tell her that there are plenty of used game stores that have older systems. She gets angry and tells me that I should give my system to her son because she can't afford to buy him new games and he gets bored with his iPad really easily. I'm startled because this is the first time I've been treated like this and so I start to sort of tune her out. I figure that's the end of it, but no.

Then as I'm paying for my stuff, I feel a tug on my purse. The little brat is trying to steal my GameBoy! I yank my purse away and tell him to go back to his mom.

"But my mom said I could have it!"

I told him that he couldn't have it and to go back to his mom and he does. Just as I was walking out the door, I hear "That's her! The woman who stole my son's GameBoy!" Security swarms me and demands that I show them my purse contents to see if I had a GameBoy. I was livid. Mom has this smug smile on her face, like she knows she's going to get my GameBoy. I take out the GameBoy and say that it's mine and that I brought it in with me and they could check the security footage if they don't believe me. Mom says I'm lying and that she needs to leave soon and I should hand over the "stolen" GameBoy. The security guards freaking agree with her! Mom has an even bigger smug smile on her face.

But there's one thing she didn't count on. When I was a kid, I wrote my name on all my GameBoy cartridges. In permanent marker. The words faded over time but are still legible. And I have a very girly name. I take out the cartridge and tell the security guards "That's my name on this game. I wrote it on there a long time ago." The security guards take one look at it and agree that it's mine and since the game is mine, the system was probably mine too because the store has not carried a GameBoy Advance SP system or Pokemon Silver for years. Mom's face turns from smug to horrified in literally seconds as the security guards were now asking her questions about why she lied to them. I took all my stuff and left. The last thing I heard about it was Brat shouting about how Mom promised he could have it.

I think if Brat got bored with the iPad that fast, a GameBoy with one game and ancient graphics wouldn't keep his interest long either. But I'm not a parent, so what do I know, right?
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After few minutes, her turn came up at the checkout counter.

The checkout girl who was non Hijabi Arab Muslim girl started to scan the items of the Niqabi sister one buy one and then she looked at her with arrogance and said: "we have in France many problems, your Niqab is one of them!! We, immigrants, are here for trade and not to show our Deen (religion) or history! If you want to practice your Deen and wear Niqab then go back to your Arab country and do whatever you want!!"

The Niqabi sister stopped putting her grocery in the bag and lifted up her Niqab for the other female to see her face.

The checkout girl was in total shock! The Niqabi girl who was blond with blue eyes told her:"I am a French girl, not an Arab immigrant! This is my country and this is my Islam!! You were born as a Muslim and sold your Deen and we bought it from you."

Whether this is a true story or not, the message is very strong and clear: wherever you go, your identity goes with you. Do not forget who you are [Full Stop]!
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because I am and I quote "Am not up to standards with this fall term like I should be doing like last semester". The thing is I am probably going to get a 2.8 this semester and last I got a 2.8 so I dont see the big beef.

And the lame thing about not being able to drink soft drinks is that I am only going to have to drink OJ or some milk. I think ill have a cow. xD
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what do those squares mean
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But he never patented it. Can he do anything now if he has definite proof?
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He never cleans his room. Ever since he started pot he's just become a lazy slob.

He's been smoking for a while now and I got tired of seeing him spiral downward so I broke the end off his weed smoker.
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it bottles my mine why people like FRIENDS o_O
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i don't give a fuck if that chick was my own mother i'd still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her and have a son and a new brother at the same time and just say that it ain't mine
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dude THE SOUTH lmao
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there's nothing wrong with marrying your cousin

i can't believe there are still incestophobes in the current year
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the first guy says 2 his gf "pass the honey, honey" :3

the next guy says 2 his gf "pass teh sugar, sugar" :3

and the last guy says 2 his gf "pass the bacon, u big fat pig"
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and to think that i saw it on mulberry street
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I am obviously not a hockey fan, but I was wondering: Is it legal for the puck to leave the ice? Does a goal count if the puck leaves the ice anywhere along its path? What if the puck is in the air when it enters the goal?
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You're not supposed to speed either but realistically everyone does it anyway
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People, please be careful drinking and driving tonight
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kuwab0 posted...

Does his Christmas List have Impeach Trump on the bottom that you obviously didn't write

no it says lock her up
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but I've already returned it.

How do I fake knowing what pineapple tastes like so they believe I bought it and ate it?
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yeah its a trick question

the answer is like 40 or something but she looks young by makeup and tv tricks
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disrespecting the flag should be a crime
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im american so seeking help for my mental health issues isn't an option
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be chad
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eston posted...

Philoktetes posted...

if you take time to make your presence known and wait for the burglar to identify himself, youre giving the bad guy time to take his own gun out

And if you sneak up on someone and execute them you are a murderer

i'd rather be a murderer than have my truck stolen
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if you take time to make your presence known and wait for the burglar to identify himself, youre giving the bad guy time to take his own gun out
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al gore did the same thing
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did his son even have permission to drive the truck?
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it's rick and morty

dude muh szechuan sauce
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I found a spot where someone had dropped a McDonald's food bag out the window. The bag had then attracted a raccoon, which had been killed by a passing car. As I approached the spot, a raven was feasting, not on the freshly-killed raccoon, but on the McDonald's bag. Something about the smell of the bag was obviously irresistible to these wild animals.
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the chop shop will take off the license plate
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so glad we have a redpilled president

abe lincoln didnt believe in global warming either and everyone loves him
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MacadamianNut3 posted...

Philoktetes posted...

yeah im sure the truck thief would wait around 15 minutes for the cops to show up

TIL you can only call the cops to report a theft if the thief is still on your property

well i mean you can but it's a waste of time

it's hell of unlikely the cops will actually be able to get your truck back
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why dont we send her back to china now instead of wasting 22 years of taxpayer money to keep her in prison
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Lonestar2000 posted...

If it really was a truck thief, why the fuck would you shoot at and damage your truck instead of calling the police?

yeah im sure the truck thief would wait around 15 minutes for the cops to show up
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because they have to assume the worst in the interest of public safety

it's why the fire dept alwyas has to respond to fire alarms
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shockthemonkey posted...

Nothing even indicated that he knew they were cops.

so?

it's not ok to crash your car into civilians either
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_Near_ posted...

You shouldn't kill people just because they run from the police

you shouldnt run from the police
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You should just flag all small youtube content because they're strict on what's suitable for advertisers. Say a channel gives someone a living on 100k views... just flag a video when you see it uploaded and the bot will take it down so the person cant get the ad money from those views. even if they appeal they cant get those views back. just saying if you want youtube to be more like tv we have to get rid of the small channels
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Antifar posted...

https://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/Plainclothes-Police-Officer-Shoots-Unarmed-Man-to-Death-Philadelphia-466983653.html

As the officers got out of their unmarked car, Plowden accelerated the Hyundai, striking the police car and "contacting the officer," the police statement read. Plowden drove off.

fair

this is literally assault with a deadly weapon
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wrestling is fake
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remember the good old days when we invaded livejournals and stuff
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