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Topic	kamehameha
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 01/16/18 3:37:12 PM #35	p --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	Mom accuses newborn son of being 'grabby' in bizarre #metoo case
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 01/16/18 3:36:23 PM #18	Fucking babies leeching off our paychecks and not contributing to the family at all. The other day I wanted a bit of tit when I got home from work and as soon as I walk in the door there's my son with a mouth full of tittys... Babies are assholes >:( --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	750 fucking dollars for my glasses....
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 01/16/18 3:33:33 PM #31	Did you splooge on your glasses?? --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	Rate the following porn stars nominated for Best New Starlet.
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 01/15/18 4:35:27 AM #11	DundiesAward posted... I think the future of porn is in good hands... --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	anon fucks sister because of fake missile alert
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 01/15/18 3:20:32 AM #91	smoliske posted... unlucky? I guess it depends on how you look at it lol --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	anon fucks sister because of fake missile alert
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 01/15/18 1:01:25 AM #81	Considering the population of Hawaii is around 1.4 million there is a good chance it happened. Maybe not to "Anon" but to some other unlucky brother and sister. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	Its a penis!
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 01/15/18 12:11:51 AM #14	--- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	I'm at a gay bar in the Castro in SF And think I almost committed a hate crime.
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 01/13/18 3:40:21 AM #21	--- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	#BanTheLan
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 01/12/18 11:20:37 PM #35	DrizztLink posted... CensorErik posted... KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted... Whoa, Black Betty, #BanTheLan Lmao. Love it! DrizztLink posted... Whoa Black Betty #BanTheLan ;.; Sorry, I didn't see your post. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	The phenomenon known as the "cuck face"
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 01/12/18 7:56:50 PM #40	Pepys Monster posted... Funbazooka posted... The guy on the right is an alien infiltrator. get a load of ol' horse teeth on the left lol --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	#BanTheLan
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 01/12/18 7:48:36 PM #23	Whoa, Black Betty, #BanTheLan --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	The phenomenon known as the "cuck face"
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 01/12/18 7:46:05 PM #29	Funbazooka posted... Hey VSauce, Michael here... --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	Oh so its funny when da fucking monkey does it
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 01/12/18 7:43:33 PM #13	Turbam posted... CapnMuffin posted... ssj3vegeta posted... CapnMuffin posted... Orangutans man. No fucks given. Last time I saw them at the zoo they were bangin casually out in the open. Turbam posted... That's @SSJGrimReaper and I. I'm the one sniffing her hair Which user is this now? Gotta be Vegy looking at the cute white chick Vegy hit dat ass all night. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	My girlfriend got flustered because some girl was supposedly hitting on me
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 01/12/18 7:41:22 PM #2	This kinda happened to me except it was an old ass lady that was like 3ft tall and my girlfriend laughed at me for getting friend zoned by the old lady when I tried to get her digits. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	OUCH! 32 y/o Virginia Teacher gets 90 YEARS in PRISON for Sex with a 15 y/o!!
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 01/12/18 7:30:28 PM #22	Why did you provide pics of Rusty?? He is one ugly mofo!! I bet Rusty hasn't had any pussy since pussy had him lol!! --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	OUCH! 32 y/o Virginia Teacher gets 90 YEARS in PRISON for Sex with a 15 y/o!!
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 01/12/18 7:26:32 PM #21	Full Throttle posted... She had sex with a 15 y/o student inside her van that was equipped with a full sized bed --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	Prepare for everybody to bitch about Wheel of Fortune [spoiler tonights episode]
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 01/12/18 7:21:44 PM #5	--- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	Do you OWN a gun? :O
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 01/12/18 7:14:52 PM #82	Pharrell3 posted... KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted... Pharrell3 posted... ^no you don't. You talkin' to me?? yeah Let me get this straight, you're talkin to me?? --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	Do you OWN a gun? :O
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 01/12/18 6:49:06 PM #72	Pharrell3 posted... ^no you don't. You talkin' to me?? --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	Do you OWN a gun? :O
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 01/12/18 6:42:05 PM #65	No gun, but I, uh, shoot people with my, uh, penis. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	I asked a girl if she thought I was hot.
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 01/12/18 6:32:37 PM #10	Tadamoto38 posted... This is basically girl code for "I think you're ugly as shit, but I'm not going to say that cause it would make me look like the bitch that I am". So the girl is a bitch because she is nice enough to not point out how ugly you are!? lol --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	To answer "what will be the new smoking of our generation?"
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 01/12/18 6:29:25 PM #118	lmao weed isn't new --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	To answer "what will be the new smoking of our generation?"
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 01/12/18 5:37:13 AM #86	how many smoakes is you're life worth?? what will you're mother say when she finds you're corps?? --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	Remember that character Louis from "Dexter"? Spoilers?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 01/12/18 4:45:34 AM #13	Dexter was a great show that got everything wrong in the end. The last season was so awful that it really brought the show down as a whole. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	Is this new Flaming rule actually being enforced? What the fuck's going on?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 01/12/18 12:04:26 AM #26	--- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	Is this new Flaming rule actually being enforced? What the fuck's going on?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 01/11/18 11:47:27 PM #22	REMercsChamp posted... I've marked AT LEAST 100 messages in the last 24 hours and I've kept a detailed tracking spreadsheet with the details so I can revisit the posts later and see that they were deleted in due course. This is legit one of the saddest posts I've ever read on GameFAQs. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	Would you accept never having to poop but your rectum is always 60 percent full?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 01/11/18 11:42:43 PM #2	--- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	Sheetz is easily the best gas station.
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 01/11/18 11:41:36 PM #61	Drpooplol posted... What do you know, they also happen to be 2 spots ahead of Sheetz on Forbes top 500 employers list. https://imgur.com/a/qf9C4 I'm not so sure I can trust someone named "Drpooplol" if that is your real name. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	Sheetz is easily the best gas station.
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 01/11/18 10:29:50 PM #57	Their food gives me the sheetz. Edit: Looks like I'm not the only one that made that joke. I'll try harder next time. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	How DID life START on EARTH in THE first PLACE?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 01/11/18 9:16:51 PM #51	EternalDivide posted... I dismiss physics. ... --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	How DID life START on EARTH in THE first PLACE?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 01/11/18 4:09:46 PM #49	EternalDivide posted... I think it's more along the lines of there being a higher plane. Something else that we can't perceive until we're dead. wen u ded theyre aint no planes lol how many smoakes u hav 2day!? --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	How DID life START on EARTH in THE first PLACE?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 01/11/18 12:41:15 AM #40	@Turbam posted... Swamp gas Penis gas --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	Dispensed my first GENERIC viagra prescription today.
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 01/09/18 4:01:37 AM #13	LanHikari10 posted... Nope. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	How DID life START on EARTH in THE first PLACE?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 01/08/18 10:59:33 PM #15	YoshitoKikuchi posted... Zikten posted... panspermia is the theory that dna or cells traveled on things like meteors that crashed into earth and "infected" the planet with life. How did dna get onto the meteor? Someone fucked a meteorite haha --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	Dispensed my first GENERIC viagra prescription today.
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 01/08/18 10:57:25 PM #8	My penis works, can I get some drugs for that?? --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	Do you think Dawkins deserved to be punched?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 01/08/18 10:05:12 PM #166	literal_garbage posted... Ill have you know that this is my real name --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	Confess your gaming sins.
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 01/08/18 4:07:44 PM #22	I don't like Ocarina of Time. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	Michael Jackson. First thing that came to mind?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 01/08/18 3:36:15 PM #2	Bell Pepper Nose --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	Anyone heard anything out of Antarctica lately?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 01/08/18 2:35:34 PM #8	I heard they found some ice. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	You notice dis woman looking like her car broke down, do you stop and help?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 01/08/18 2:28:04 PM #20	That bitch is disgusting looking, I bet she doesn't even shave her armpits. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	H+M Slammed for "coolest monkey in the jungle" T-shirt ad, featuring..
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 01/08/18 2:21:47 PM #13	Fam_Fam posted... a black boy Did you just a soon his gender!? --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	Every time me and my woman gets into an argument; this happens
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 01/08/18 2:05:35 PM #6	pee in her butt --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	H&M apologizes after clueless racist ad
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 01/08/18 1:05:27 PM #6	--- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	Just use a fucking condom already
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 01/08/18 1:01:38 PM #27	Plastic bags are cheaper and just as safe. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	Don't you hate it when people a soon shit??
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 01/08/18 12:58:06 PM #4	King Rial posted... nature's a whore that vacuums. Just the other day I caught Nature (new guy with a weird name) sticking his junk in the vacuum cleaners!! Nasty ass vacuum fuckers stealin mah erb derbs. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	Don't you hate it when people a soon shit??
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 01/08/18 12:54:31 PM #1	People always a soon shit at work and take my erb derbs!! --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
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