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Bullet_Wing posted...

CocteauQuintplt posted...

Bullet_Wing posted...

Caution998 posted...

Trump literally cannot win with you people.
And so we're all clear - I'm not trolling. I appreciate everyone taking me seriously.

You're entitled to be skeptical, but if I didn't read the first post of this topic...I'd have to assume the tax plan would, in fact, change the 401K contribution amount.

Respect and trust are earned, not granted freely. Trump has done nothing to earn most people's respect. He's broken our trust numerous times on the most banal of things. If he lies about inconsequential crap, why would we believe him when he claims important things?

And he lies about issues of consequence just as much. How many times did he say these last couple of pathetic attempts at GOP healthcare would cover everyone and all pre-existing conditions?

Also hasn't he been saying since back in June that we'd move on from healthcare if the next bill failed? Like with each successive failure "This is the last one!". Then, because he didn't get his way, like a spiteful child, he lashes out with an Executive order.

They cant. The tax cut could only be paid for by offsetting costs under the Senate reconciliation rules.

Those have expired but theyll be reenacted since the administration has demonstrated that it cant get anything passed without them.

Or with them really.
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Bullet_Wing posted...

Caution998 posted...

Trump literally cannot win with you people.
And so we're all clear - I'm not trolling. I appreciate everyone taking me seriously.

You're entitled to be skeptical, but if I didn't read the first post of this topic...I'd have to assume the tax plan would, in fact, change the 401K contribution amount.

Respect and trust are earned, not granted freely. Trump has done nothing to earn most people's respect. He's broken our trust numerous times on the most banal of things. If he lies about inconsequential crap, why would we believe him when he claims important things?

He also only fights with those who cant or probably wont be able to defend themselves.

When confronted he immediately backs down like the chicken shit he is.



Ask yourself whether he would have been attacking that gold star widow if her husband was only wounded.
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Were_Wyrm posted...

Because he's dating the porg from the trailer.

Is that what that little thing on the console was?
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wookie roar
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- tax cut for the superwealthy
- 401k changes
- stupid fucking border wall

Which one is going to be cut first?

Ill give you a hint. Its the one Trump doesnt care about.
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My property is patrolled by Kerbey.


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http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-09-25/gold-smuggling-surges-man-caught-walking-suspiciously-1-kilo-bar-rectum

When he was caught I bet he shit a brick.
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I know that every year the opening night games have one season ending injury but that Hayward ankle breaker almost made me throw up.
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He also believes women should be forced to bury the fetus after an abortion or miscarriage.

Hes a fucking lunatic.
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ImTheMacheteGuy posted...

NadYobWoc posted...

Tropicalwood posted...

Mean while, John Podesta has child porn on his walls that he calls "art".

What does John Podesta have to do with this?

I don't even know who he is, but I am getting this is "but hillary/obama"-esque deflecting.

Its important to remember that even when they catch the person with child porn on their phone, Trumpanzees will still screech but Hillary!
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Start a fight club.
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Damn the kid even knows how to exploit an opening in his moms defenses.
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Jobs.
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Stare at their boobs.
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Theres a new version of the Echo coming out at the end of October.

As well as a version of the Echo with a screen called a Show.
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This guys video has a couple of quick things you can do to improve your dog behavior.


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If you could be a frog, any type of frog, what frog would you be?

Any answer but Frogger is an immediate disqualification.

Honest answer I would just keep it real simple and just go for things like ...

Can you give me an example of how setting goals for a task has helped manage a difficult situation.

That kind of thing. Otherwise youre going to find that basically nobody is able to give a non BS answer.
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*noses through TCs dvds*
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Everyone knows that spaces are superior to tab for indenting code anyway.
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Scratch his belly.
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I dunno. Melania looks like she had more than nine plastic surgeries.
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No matter what hypothetical you offer, the answer is still no.
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Mom texted me back.

who dis?

When I said it was me she replied,

im dtf

What now?
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Assuming thats a one way street based on how you drew the car.

I would make the turn from the opposite side of the lane but angled so no one can try to pull up beside me.

That way I have the best angle for looking at that first line of cars.
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Republicans are against birth control because their religious constituents are easy to lie to.

For the most part its bullshit.

Case and point. Tim Murphy.

When he knocked up his mistress he tried to get her to get an abortion.
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How am I supposed to message all my ex-girlfriends from circa-2000?
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A forest blowjob.
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You creep.
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boxington posted...

Bagamak posted...

he actually should tap that. they need to rebuilt the Kryptonian race. now comes people saying "ewwww. they are cousins!"

so? you gonna let an entire species go extinct just cause of a moralistic issue that didnt even exist for most of the human race's history? on earth, cousins breeding has only been seen as icky for like maybe a hundred years. it's a very recent "rule"

can you even repopulate a race with only two members?

Not with that attitude.
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Whatever you think the right amount is you should probably double it.
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lol no theyre not.

-edit- response to OP
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They could ban him just for some of his comments. If his account is still active Twitter won't do anything.
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Goddamn it.
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I would toast that bagel, spread schmear all over it's inside, and bang it in it the hole.
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It's really important to schedule yearly a/c maintenance checks early. Those repairmen schedules fill up fast and you do not want to be waiting around all of Memorial day weekend without a/c.

They'll recharge the freon and make sure everything is working correctly.
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$300k or I get to punch Gordon Ramsey whenever I want?

This is a really tough choice.
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Imagine if they had police drones.

Zero day hack + 13 year olds waiting for Call of Duty
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VipaGTS posted ...

The unfortunate truth is sometimes you need to be in the middle of it to fully understand the realty of it.

Unfortunately not in politics. You also have to not have your future tied directly whehter or not you fellate guns.

Steve Scalise is proof of that.
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UnfairRepresent posted ...

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btw Steve Nash is a basketball god.
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It'll get better. My girl never has accidents anymore.

She used to pee and shit everywhere when I was at work.

If you haven't already get in the habit of using specific phrases when you're doing something so he associates it with what's happening.

Kerbey can take herself outside to "go potty." She knows to get in the "backseat" to sit down.

Etc.
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It sounds like the puppy is confused by what's going on. Possibly because of the elevator.

Does (s)he pee every time the leash is put on?

Maybe try having it wear the leash around the apartment? Also, just for sanity you could try picking it up until you get outside.
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josifrees posted...

*goes and kills 700 aardvarks

Sharpshooter level 1 acquired
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I’d rather just go back to 1995.

Then I get Win 95 and a do over.
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Those sexy blue aliens aren’t going to bang themselves.
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ledbowman posted...

Sunhawk posted...

I always liked her posh English accent.

She said "You wanna have a go at me jugs innit?"

Oiy me nipples ‘ow’s about a tug at me nips?
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Smashingpmkns posted...

Veggeta X posted...

Who dis

Kylee Strutt
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Veggeta X posted...

One of my favs
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