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| Topic | Random Amazon comments |
| divot1338 11/11/17 6:41:03 PM #2 | |
| Topic | Just started STALKER SoC |
| divot1338 11/11/17 6:39:58 PM #30 | Never could get that game to not crash. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | How would you discipline a son like Bart Simpson?? |
| divot1338 11/11/17 6:00:56 PM #6 | Contact Professor Frink and have him build a Freaky Friday machine to exchange Bart and Homer. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Seriously, what would gun control actually do? |
| divot1338 11/07/17 5:01:18 PM #64 | |
| Topic | Do you ever still get bullied in your adult life? |
| divot1338 11/07/17 4:59:55 PM #31 | I threw a pen on the ground in front of a dude pushing a forklift at Costco over the weekend. It jammed under the wheel and made everything fall off. So I guess I sort of bullied him. Does that count? --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Where does the hillbilly incest stereotype come from? |
| divot1338 11/06/17 11:24:11 AM #8 | Not going to lie. I have one cousin from Mississippi that wouldnt stop pestering another cousin after she got her tits done. Maybe its just that they come from such small communities that everyones kind of related? He was a dipshit though. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | The popularity of the stinky avocado and its subsidiary the guacamole is a scam. |
| divot1338 11/06/17 11:21:24 AM #10 | Why pay for them to make the guacamole for $3 when you get some for free with your meal later on? --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Imagine actually wanting to play healer |
| divot1338 11/06/17 11:19:24 AM #46 | Its the one class you dont have a problem looking for a group as when playing solo. Everyone needs a healer and most people dont want to play as one. Or at least know how to do it right. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Trump asks Japanese car makers to build cars in US and not just ship them here. |
| divot1338 11/05/17 11:18:14 PM #27 | Yall are acting like he hasnt completely written off everyone who isnt in the 36% of his koolaid drinkers. Why should he bother fact checking something when his audience wont bother? --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | I thought mass shootings were impossible in a state like Texas |
| divot1338 11/05/17 10:59:43 PM #228 | FLUFFYGERM posted... KiwiTerraRizing posted...Sativa_Rose posted...It appears that an armed citizen forced the gunman to flee, and then pursued the gunman further. What a hero. The guy was in the house across the street from the church. He went inside, got his gun, and fired a shot at the shooter from behind. At which point the shooter fled. He wasnt an armed citizen. Just a guy with a gun in his closet. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | I thought mass shootings were impossible in a state like Texas |
| divot1338 11/05/17 6:45:11 PM #92 | One of the parishioners they interviewed right afterwards referred to the gun as a semiautomatic. The news anchor and guests immediately started saying that the police havent released any details on the weapon. And that without seeing it that she couldnt know if it was semiautomatic. The lady explained how everyone knew what a semiautomatic sounds like and proceeded to mimic exactly what the gunfire sounded like. People here in Texas really like their guns. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | I think I'm in love with Daisy Ridley. |
| divot1338 11/01/17 1:48:43 PM #13 | Banjo2553 posted... She was nude Eh! Banjo2553 posted... in an autopsy scene Aww. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | John McCain: 'there's no Miranda rights for someone who kills Americans' |
| divot1338 11/01/17 1:14:23 PM #50 | Everyone gets Miranda rights. That said when I got arrested once back in college I specifically brought up the fact that the cops didnt read me my rights. As I recall both the prosecutor and the cop laughed at me for saying that. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Savage mom |
| divot1338 10/29/17 1:20:40 PM #1 | |
| Topic | I know it's Halloween but ... |
| divot1338 10/29/17 11:59:57 AM #1 | This dude is buying a ghillie suit in a Kroger parking lot. Feels weird man. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | 95% of the time i cannot smell my farts at all |
| divot1338 10/29/17 4:00:16 AM #2 | |
| Topic | Man, WTF has happened to Amazon? |
| divot1338 10/28/17 7:00:08 PM #35 | The stuff I ordered this afternoon is going to be here before noon on Monday. And prime is worth it. Free upgraded 2 day shipping, audiobooks, kindle, unlimited photo storage, amazon tv --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Sock slider |
| divot1338 10/28/17 3:14:38 PM #1 | |
| Topic | Lindsey Graham is afraid of losing The House: Expects an impeachment if so. |
| divot1338 10/28/17 2:45:48 PM #15 | I wonder how long it took Lindsey Graham to realize he just admitted that Republican representatives have abdicated their responsibilities for political gain. In so far as Republicans are actually accomplishing anything. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Man, WTF has happened to Amazon? |
| divot1338 10/28/17 2:33:55 PM #24 | D-Lo_BrownTown posted... divot1338 posted...Its technically peak shipping season although it really goes into high gear on November 8th. It started September 15. Possibly 18th. I cant remember. I read UPS was on pace to ship a billion packages between then and Christmas. Thats crazy. People are just not shopping irl any more. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Man, WTF has happened to Amazon? |
| divot1338 10/28/17 2:26:18 PM #20 | Its technically peak shipping season although it really goes into high gear on November 8th. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Do you still have all of your TEETH?? |
| divot1338 10/28/17 1:12:38 PM #4 | No option for wisdom teeth removed due to good oral care. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Post a hotter female professional athlete than Paige Spiranac |
| divot1338 10/28/17 6:08:22 AM #7 | boxington posted... Winifer Fernandez If you zoom in on that just right... --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | $1 Million dollars or pick [1][2][3][4][5] |
| divot1338 10/28/17 5:31:25 AM #38 | Uncle_Drew posted... Picked 4, not bad I dunno. It would mostly just be youre home over and over. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | This is my new favourite gif of all time |
| divot1338 10/28/17 5:28:11 AM #24 | |
| Topic | I spent all weekend in bed, playing eroge. |
| divot1338 10/28/17 4:04:34 AM #78 | Asherlee10 posted... - Filed my 3rd Q taxes lol What a nerd. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | OMB: Top 20% pay 95% of all income taxes |
| divot1338 10/27/17 1:42:10 PM #65 | The Trump administration says lots of things. Forgive me for not giving two shits what they say about the superwealthy while trying to give them a massive tax handjob. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Do girls really call their sexual partners daddy? |
| divot1338 10/27/17 12:15:41 PM #18 | This is why I preemptively control the narrative by referring to them as mommy right off the bat. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Asian Actress and Star of a DISNEY Show is EXCITED there will be a GAY STORY!! |
| divot1338 10/26/17 9:49:32 PM #13 | Bait and switch topic teases asian actress in gay disney storyline. Boo-urns! --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Trump declares "public health emergency" over opiod crisis |
| divot1338 10/26/17 9:38:31 PM #39 | Based on that offhand comment in his speech about the border wall and how the administration later commented that as a non critical national crisis no additional funding would be required, only a reallocation, Im guessing this is a scam to pay for that stupid wall. Or hell forget about it tomorrow. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Why is our internet speed increasing so slow compared to Technology? |
| divot1338 10/26/17 9:25:45 PM #16 | UnholyMudcrab posted... CableZL posted...gatorsPENSbucs posted...What? I feel like its improved a fuck ton. But damn, I used to leave my computer on all night just to hopefully get an album downloaded. 3 different ones, 1 for each line Its a comparison between apples and oranges but the important thing to note is the difference in how quickly they grow in comparison to one another. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Why is our internet speed increasing so slow compared to Technology? |
| divot1338 10/26/17 9:25:16 PM #15 | gatorsPENSbucs posted... What? I feel like its improved a fuck ton. But damn, I used to leave my computer on all night just to hopefully get an album downloaded. Where do you live? --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Is it fair to expect people to report problems when you have a support job? |
| divot1338 10/26/17 7:38:03 PM #3 | Fuck no. Call in to the queue. Thank you for calling Transmericorp. Have a blessed day. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Why is our internet speed increasing so slow compared to Technology? |
| divot1338 10/26/17 7:34:30 PM #3 | |
| Topic | CIA fires very good girl for refusing to be a narc |
| divot1338 10/26/17 7:31:00 PM #1 | |
| Topic | Should a self-driving car hit a pedestrian or run itself into a wall? |
| divot1338 10/26/17 4:20:32 PM #40 | Im going to say apply the brakes while only driving at a speed from which the car can completely stop based on the range of the sensors. Also, the first law of robotics pretty clearly outlines that it should save the human. Its when the cars become self aware enough to extrapolate the zeroth law that people start getting killed. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Should a self-driving car hit a pedestrian or run itself into a wall? |
| divot1338 10/26/17 4:18:12 PM #38 | Im going to say apply the brakes while only driving at a speed from which the car can completely stop based on the range of the sensors. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Do you rinse your dishes after washing? |
| divot1338 10/24/17 7:32:01 AM #3 | |
| Topic | Time spent Golfing: 779 hours, Time spent calling families of dead soldiers: 10. |
| divot1338 10/23/17 7:13:48 PM #7 | Obviously there was some pretty heavy rounding going on to end up with exactly 10 hours. Trump probably factored in time for the secretary to setup the call. Plus add three hours for time zones. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Leather Jackets ~ Do you like the look of them? |
| divot1338 10/23/17 6:57:20 PM #5 | https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51skUj8TgbL.jpg --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Do dog whistles actually work? |
| divot1338 10/23/17 6:54:40 PM #3 | |
| Topic | Trump Admin wants to reduce funding for bc medication; increase rhythm method $ |
| divot1338 10/23/17 6:06:01 PM #34 | Are we spending any money promoting the rhythm method? --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Man mad about neighbors wifi name |
| divot1338 10/23/17 5:19:37 PM #74 | What about Help call the police 123 Fake st? --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Man mad about neighbors wifi name |
| divot1338 10/23/17 2:06:29 PM #20 | |
| Topic | If an alien came to earth seeking asslyum should we let them in? |
| divot1338 10/23/17 1:58:46 PM #4 | What color sun does their home planet revolve around? --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
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