Lurker > addled

LurkerFAQs, Active DB, DB1, Database 2 ( 09.16.2017-02.21.2018 ), DB3, DB4, DB5, DB6, DB7, DB8, DB9, DB10, DB11, DB12, Clear
Board List
Page List: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
TopicRemember when Taylor Swift FARTED on LIVE TELEVISION?
addled
11/18/17 11:26:58 AM
#3
don't remember
---
Practice random acts of mindlessness.
TopicFuck me....Just installed a fence 2 months ago, woke up to a tree falling
addled
11/18/17 11:25:08 AM
#19
Whatever money you spend on tools to get rid of the tree consider it an investment in mental therapy as you destroy the tree
---
Practice random acts of mindlessness.
TopicAre consumers becoming more educated?
addled
11/18/17 11:00:53 AM
#2
I don't think it's more educated, I think it's fed up
---
Practice random acts of mindlessness.
TopicWhen it comes to sanctuary cities, Trump should charge the governors
addled
11/17/17 3:24:20 PM
#12
Punish those you accuse of breaking the law by breaking the law. I guess it's not outside the realm of possibility for Trump & his diehard followers to think of.
---
Practice random acts of mindlessness.
TopicIs there a worse thing a woman can say than "Is it in yet?"
addled
11/16/17 3:25:37 PM
#16
Have you started yet?
---
Practice random acts of mindlessness.
TopicMy dad's friend's daughter and mother passed away today.
addled
11/16/17 3:23:00 PM
#14
sucks.
---
Practice random acts of mindlessness.
TopicIf you haven't invested in bitcoin do you feel any regret?
addled
11/16/17 3:22:07 PM
#3
Nope. Unless I actually run across the word bitcoin I don't even realize it exist.
---
Practice random acts of mindlessness.
TopicThis one girl in my class was crying today because her boyfriend is in prison.
addled
11/15/17 10:28:20 AM
#5
Let her talk. Provide the shoulder for crying.
---
Practice random acts of mindlessness.
TopicA chad, a white girl, and an indian man named Raj walk into a bar
addled
11/14/17 8:27:59 PM
#6
The girl introduces Chad and Raj to each other?
---
Practice random acts of mindlessness.
Topicmy sisters convinced me to take them out to eat with their friends
addled
11/14/17 8:18:31 PM
#11
Keep your parents off your ass?

"Do something for your sisters!!"
---
Practice random acts of mindlessness.
Topicgive me some good ASS reasons not to BUY a switch
addled
11/13/17 12:53:03 PM
#8
SoundNetwork posted...
because i really want to buy a switch now but i have no money

You just gave your reason. Don't buy what you can't afford.
---
Practice random acts of mindlessness.
TopicEA has managed to get a reddit post to -12,000 points
addled
11/12/17 10:33:11 PM
#21
Go back to PS2 Star Wars?
---
Practice random acts of mindlessness.
TopicMan I love it when my girl has a nut in her pants
addled
11/08/17 3:32:39 PM
#8
Shelled or un-shelled?
---
Practice random acts of mindlessness.
TopicDo you belong to a union at your work?
addled
11/08/17 3:28:03 PM
#8
I am. We have what they call fair-share. Since they negotiate our contracts everyone must give some money to them. I figure that if I'm paying them something, another 10 bucks a pay and have them fight for me if I screw up.

I really think they are a necessary evil to balance out management. They're just another group out for themselves.
---
Practice random acts of mindlessness.
TopicHow do you feel when someone says a girl is "out of your league"?
addled
11/08/17 3:22:28 PM
#13
How can you tell without trying?
---
Practice random acts of mindlessness.
TopicA million dollars but every single co-worker is incompetent.
addled
11/08/17 12:43:51 PM
#23
So I can get $400,000. If we count the contractors who installed & run our computer system that would be $900.000
---
Practice random acts of mindlessness.
TopicDid you even vote in the presidential election?
addled
11/08/17 12:38:58 PM
#17
thrashmetal14 posted...
Yes but not for Trump or Clinton. Bad poll is bad.

---
Practice random acts of mindlessness.
TopicAre you on this site from work?
addled
11/07/17 12:51:39 PM
#5
At lunch & break.

Probably more than I am at home.
---
Practice random acts of mindlessness.
TopicVP called me an idiot in email, am I fired if I report this?
addled
11/03/17 1:00:45 PM
#55
Keep a copy of the email if possible and save it, don't act on unless you have to.

If you feel that the company is treating you like garbage from now on and you can prove it's because of the email then you might have a case.

For now I would just go on do you your job to the best of your ability and show that, if you did do something stupid it was a one time mistake that you won't do again.

Prove that you are the better person and the faith your company has in you is worth it.
---
Practice random acts of mindlessness.
TopicImagine voting for Crooked Hillary
addled
11/03/17 10:33:58 AM
#38
I refused to voter for either.
---
Practice random acts of mindlessness.
Topici have the 24 hour stomach flu, ask me anything
addled
11/02/17 1:03:06 PM
#11
Can you handle anything stronger than a cracker?
---
Practice random acts of mindlessness.
TopicI honestly don't think Trump wanted to be president
addled
11/02/17 1:01:42 PM
#23
AlCalavicci posted...
BLAKUboy posted...
https://i.redd.it/5974r46pofxx.jpg

This is from election night. Does this look like the face of a man that wanted to be president?


What a terrible photo. They couldn't re-take it so everyone's eyes were open?

Barron is falling asleep while standing. Poor kid was probably bored to tears.
---
Practice random acts of mindlessness.
TopicI honestly don't think Trump wanted to be president
addled
11/02/17 1:00:34 PM
#22
Tropicalwood posted...
"That's right, conspiracy buff. I spent $75 million on a fake presidential campaign all just to tick Obama off."

How much did he spend in the primaries 4 years ago before he got bored and went back to The Apprentice?. I know it wasn't that much but still a least a few million.
---
Practice random acts of mindlessness.
Topicwhat movie should i watch today
addled
11/02/17 12:52:36 PM
#11
Kentucky Fried Movie.
---
Practice random acts of mindlessness.
TopicThe Phantom Menace had two of the coolest things in Star Wars history though.
addled
11/02/17 10:32:23 AM
#20
It was a pretty good fight, but the best use of a light saber in battle was Darth Vader wiping the floor with the rebels in Rogue One.
---
Practice random acts of mindlessness.
TopicEA really don't give a shit about Nintendo do they?
addled
11/01/17 9:09:05 PM
#17
EA doesn't care about what they can do for the customers, it's what the customers have to do to make them happy.
---
Practice random acts of mindlessness.
TopicMy college educated father watches Fox News every evening.
addled
11/01/17 8:39:09 PM
#27
Duncanwii posted...
addled posted...
Does he force you to watch it and absolutely agree with them?

No we fight a lot when it is on.

In that case just nod, smile and don't let him see you roll your eyes.
---
Practice random acts of mindlessness.
TopicWhy do people like Trump?
addled
11/01/17 8:27:09 PM
#50
He's a salesman
---
Practice random acts of mindlessness.
TopicMy college educated father watches Fox News every evening.
addled
11/01/17 8:25:49 PM
#23
Does he force you to watch it and absolutely agree with them?
---
Practice random acts of mindlessness.
TopicHow to get grills to stop staring at you ???
addled
11/01/17 12:53:56 PM
#9
Stop wearing the "Kiss the Cook' apron when grilling.
---
Practice random acts of mindlessness.
TopicThings women do dat creep guys out?
addled
10/30/17 3:32:05 PM
#22
talks about her time of the month and the products she uses for it.

Don't care if it's natural, ick.
---
Practice random acts of mindlessness.
Topicwhy haven't they arrested all the pedofiles in hollywood yet
addled
10/30/17 3:28:05 PM
#13
I don't follow Hollywood news, who are they? call them out.
---
Practice random acts of mindlessness.
Topicwhat happens if Trump pardons Paul Manafort?
addled
10/30/17 3:24:11 PM
#5
Politics as normal.
---
Practice random acts of mindlessness.
TopicThat was the most easy Shit of all tim
addled
10/26/17 6:42:39 PM
#2
So Tim enjoyed it?
---
Practice random acts of mindlessness.
TopicBleh got a 30 day Facebook ban.
addled
10/26/17 6:38:38 PM
#14
Are you really going to miss anything?
---
Practice random acts of mindlessness.
Topichave a date in an hour I'm super nervous AMA
addled
10/26/17 3:32:33 PM
#10
Think first then speak.
---
Practice random acts of mindlessness.
Topicim a district supervisor and I got to fire a couple idiot kids
addled
10/26/17 3:30:12 PM
#44
Firing them would be the expected outcome in this situation. I don't understand why you would laugh at following the basic responsibilities of someone in your position.
---
Practice random acts of mindlessness.
Topic$4.2 million dollars, or....
addled
10/26/17 3:28:17 PM
#5
1 worked fine for me this long so I would have no trouble with 4.2 million to spoil it.
---
Practice random acts of mindlessness.
TopicAbortion Question: Which of these would you save from a fire?
addled
10/26/17 1:00:43 PM
#52
Wouldn't the test tubes be in some special machine to keep them cold. Wouldn't you need special equipment to get them out safely? The baby take less time and would be easier to find in an emergency.

I read this earlier this week. It supposed to be the best argument for pro-abortion I believe.

Isn't the same as: Say you are in a hospital fire you can only save an elderly patient or the kid visiting them, if you choose to save the kid does that make you pro-euthanasia?
---
Practice random acts of mindlessness.
TopicMy girlfriend and I broke up 2 weeks ago, I found out she cheated in June
addled
10/25/17 3:30:57 PM
#38
Move on. It's not really worth the trouble. Be the better person.

And her friend/ex-friend sounds like a sneaky little s*** by bringing that up. Stay away from her, she sounds like a troublemaker.
---
Practice random acts of mindlessness.
Topica friend of mine is in charge of playing music at a trump rally
addled
10/25/17 3:21:18 PM
#25
Tell him to do his job correctly and professionally.

You know, the exact opposite of Trump.
---
Practice random acts of mindlessness.
TopicThings/skills you've learned from playing games?
addled
10/25/17 12:59:44 PM
#8
Opposite sides of a die equal 7.
---
Practice random acts of mindlessness.
TopicSears at my mall is hiring.
addled
10/25/17 12:58:24 PM
#9
If you need a job it couldn't hurt. If nothing else, in a few months maybe you learn how to pack up a store.
---
Practice random acts of mindlessness.
Topic$1000 but all your game save files are wiped
addled
10/25/17 12:51:49 PM
#25
Easy choice. $$$
---
Practice random acts of mindlessness.
TopicScenario: 10/10 hot babe but she can only get turned on when you buy loot boxes
addled
10/25/17 12:48:13 PM
#12
Wow. A girl who would rather have you spend money on video games instead of her.

Too far out/hypothetical to imagine.
---
Practice random acts of mindlessness.
TopicI have been banging a girl I work with for the past 4 months. AMA!
addled
10/25/17 12:43:36 PM
#40
Sorry, since your both single & in your 20's it's not newsworthy until you do it on a moving conveyer belt in a check out line.
---
Practice random acts of mindlessness.
TopicPulled over for 59 in a 45
addled
10/25/17 12:40:28 PM
#25
Darkman124 posted...
addled posted...

If it happens again call 911 and report an aggressive driver and see what happens. I admit I have no idea what the results will be I just want to find out.


like, while he's pulling me over? that's how you get a ticket.


While he is still an unknown car tailgating with his bright lights on. That's not safe.
---
Practice random acts of mindlessness.
TopicPulled over for 59 in a 45
addled
10/25/17 10:32:22 AM
#20
Darkman124 posted...
once upon a time some asshole tailgated me with his brights on max when i was going 10mph over posted limit

so i sped up to get past the people in the middle lane and got over

guy pulls behind me still on my bumper. i roll my eyes, then the police lights come on. "oh."

officer: "I see you were going 21mph over the posted limit. You know that's reckless driving?"

turns out he was just screening anyone he could to see if they were driving drunk as firefly had just let out. he gave me a warning and went on to tailgate someone else immediately after


If it happens again call 911 and report an aggressive driver and see what happens. I admit I have no idea what the results will be I just want to find out.
---
Practice random acts of mindlessness.
TopicI have been banging a girl I work with for the past 4 months. AMA!
addled
10/25/17 10:29:22 AM
#19
Are either of you married?
---
Practice random acts of mindlessness.
Board List
Page List: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5