Lurker > 008Zulu

UnholyMudcrab posted...

Look at these precious little Trumpers and their hurt feelings

They are just as thin skinned as their orange fuhrer.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Gafemage posted...

there are several pies that don't have pastry coverings what the hell are you talking about

Pumpkin Pie is now Pumpkin Cake.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

What was the outstanding warrant originally issued for? Also, aren't there laws against swearing/profanity in public?
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

The Earth is a clock. Both are round, and both go around.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Jerking off in public is something that will knee-cap your career, even though it's not as bad as forcing women to watch while you "water the plants".
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Derp Face has a new face!!!
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

OctilIery posted...

He doesn't make laws.

He just Tweets demands, that everyone in the nation's hierarchy ignore.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Mako is a more engaging character than Blandy McBlandface.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Axiom posted...

I'm kinda hoping he wins just for them to kick him out. His reaction would be hilarious

I suspect he would cry almost as hard as that time he was banned from a shopping mall, for stalking underage girls.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Bottlecaps are currency, because apparently, a single cigarette can be used to make one bed.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Tadamoto35 posted...

Well I'm not going to lie. Yes I'm curious about what it feels like. But it also means that I would have to go down on her. Which also makes my skin crawl

You don't have to return the favour, though you will look like a tool for doing so. And she will stop giving in return. And as for going down on a girl, it's not as bad as you think.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

NibeIungsnarf posted...

Can you tell which parts are by Hack Snyder and which are by Joss Cheaton?

All the scenes with a barefoot Gal Gadot are Whedons.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

At least you'll have Steve Guttenberg by your side when they send you to Moscow.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Isn't farting in an enclosed area, a form of assault?
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Australia has a federally mandated minimum wage; $18/hour. We also have very good healthcare. Ditch the land of the freely greedy. Australia welcomes you with open arms, all hairy 8 of them.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

There's a portion missing from that image. It shows an AR15 with the caption "Because I have a small penis."
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

I heard that the campaign alone can be beaten in 4 to 5 hours. I could beat the game in less time it takes me to download it. No wonder EA restricted the "10 hour" demo release to a few missions.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Notice how Hannity only turned on the kiddy fiddler, once the top brass of the Republican party made their opinions heard? Yeah, fuck The Coward Hannity
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Terrorist: Hmmm, this mornings breakfast tastes particularly salty.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Harpie posted...

sponsored by my wallet

how was i conned into doing this??

Sounds like your sisters are trying to set you up with one of their friends.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

I like in Christianity, how God destroyed one his faithful's lives in order to win a bet with his arch-nemesis.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Mine are named 'Des' and 'Troy'. Because together, they Des-troy... my savings account for child support.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

I'm old fashioned. Mines kryptonite.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Broken_Zeus posted...

Headline reads like something from Alex Jones

I see no advert for generic male enhancement pills, or protein shakes that taste like bile. Where is the shilling I was promised?
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Probably because it sounds lame.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Patchwork posted...

The alt-right is always very concerned with the masculinity of other men.

Well, the slogan; 'White Power' isn't about white people.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Dee Oh Jay
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

I look at the lineup, and can't help but think; Token black character.

But I suppose Cyborg is the only black character they could have introduced, that didn't require lengthy exposition to set up properly. Looking at you Jon Stewart. They (WB/DC) could have gradually introduced non-white characters like Marvel (who still don't have an Asian hero), but instead we will get a ham-fisted origin story in the Big Teamup movie. Three if you count Jason's Aquaman, and Not-Gustin's Flash.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

300k is a small price to pay to help obliterate intolerance.

(See how shiny my armour is? SJP* in da house!** [* Social Justice Paladin. ** I promise never to use those three words in that configuration ever again.])

Seriously though, good on them for wanting to disassociate themselves from such a monster.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

I can show you this neat trick where you can dislocate, and unhinge your lower jaw. Hurts like hell the first couple of times, but it makes a great party trick. Also helpful to eat burgers like that, and Capybaras.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Cake's have an open top, pies have a pastry covering.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

I think they are a shoe-in for Worst Company, again.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Cocaine makes everything look good.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

If you fight for the money, you are a mercenary. Soldiers are (supposed to be) doing it for the honour, love of their country, and a desire to keep it safe.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

There is an adblocking extension for the mobile version of the Firefox web browser.

Open Firefox, click the 3 little dots, then select Add-ons, then select browse to find your adblocker of choice. As for YouTube, stop using the dedicated App, it sucks. Watch it through the web browser once you have the adblocker installed.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Is anyone that surprised that Trump backed down (on to China's dick)?
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

19 years? Fuck I'm old.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

He won the Presidency, but he is hemorrhaging red states.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Max Power.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Ohhh, you meant literal shit, not random things.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

RedWhiteBlue posted...

I only see boxes...

I see a blue and black dress.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

LJRENEGADE posted...

a growth spurt or something, but I think 19 is pretty old for that.

I had a growth spurt when I was 20, went from 6' 1" to 6' 3".
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Don't worry about the Judge, his bark is worse than his bite.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Ignore it. If airport security let it through, it must be safe.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Philoktetes posted...

aren't cheerleaders supposed to do splits?

It's not the kind of thing you can do on command the very first time, there is a lot of training required to be able to do something like that.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

After, unless you can finish your routine 3 hours before you have to leave for work. Give yourself adequate time to cool down. No one likes a stinky office.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

Shit pay would be my guess. America's minimum is like $8/h? You have to work more and more hours just to make enough to cover rent of a house you barely live in.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.

I would say it's her decision.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer.