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You can pay me to fuck my wife, but the second you fuck my wife, i'm going to kill you.
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Do you really watch these shitty, cringy, shows in your free time?
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can someone fill me in on why half of this topic has been deleted?
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Yeah, playing with the stock market yourself can be very self distructive. Better to hire someone that knows the market and can invest properly for you.
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CensorErik posted...

DragonPick posted...

What if hookers had lootboxes?

Isn't that exactly what they have?

Only if you open one up and get an STD
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I don't think BDSM means what you want it to mean...
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My wife would be infinately more interested if we brought in a 3rd person than if we just watched porn as sexxed. No girl wants to vie for attention with another girl on screen that may or may not be more attractive than the real life girl sitting next to you.

They may be into it because it turns you on, but it doesn't turn them on.
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DragonPick posted...

What if hookers had lootboxes?

Sadly, I don't think anyone really cares if porn had lootboxes. We're having more fun just discussing porn.
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joe_stalin518 posted...

weekoldhotdog posted...

joe_stalin518 posted...

DragonPick posted...

Much like lootboxes, I didn't see this coming

why not?

Just like the man's wife won't see $20,000 spent over the last 3 years coming in a conversation one day.

lol true he's fucked and she'll probably use it against him when its alimony time... unless shes a lady cuck.
do those even exist tho?

According to him, yes, but I seriously doubt it.
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joe_stalin518 posted...

DragonPick posted...

Much like lootboxes, I didn't see this coming

why not?

Just like the man's wife won't see $20,000 spent over the last 3 years coming in a conversation one day.
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Corrik posted...

Be nice. Yeah he said some dumb shit in the last topic cuz you know politics, but he just had a medical scare lately. No reason to get mean willed in regards to it.

Nothing about what was said had any mean intentions, beyond highlighting the fact that he sees one thing and calls another. This is hardly menecing.
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I see, locked your topic because the "discussion had dried up", yet you carry the conversation over to here as if it was your open topic. Maybe you should have left your topic open, but alas everyone was calling you out for you accusing an inkblot of being a child molestor being an even greater insight to the workings behind your mind.

I found that discussion to be highly insightful.
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Dude_Dexter posted...

weekoldhotdog posted...

What does all this have to do with heating my man's castle?

You literally hijacked this topic and derailed it. You know that's a warnable offense, right?

I inspired the topic.

Feel free to go back to your house warming party.

Really giving yourself way too much credit
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What does all this have to do with heating my man's castle?

You literally hijacked this topic and derailed it. You know that's a warnable offense, right?
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Dude_Dexter posted...

Um... ok. Can't tell if you are still trolling or walked into crazy town.

You're killin' my buzz man either way. That's a horrible thing to do to another person dude.

Did you get a bee stuck in your throat?
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Dude_Dexter posted...

But really are you MWC? Is that what the joke someone made earlier was?

Does it matter who I am as long as you love the feeling you get when you are with me?
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Dude_Dexter posted...

weekoldhotdog posted...

Yeah man, I think you and i could make cute and oddly freakish babies together. What do you say we carry this crush to the next level?

Well I have a penis so you have a...

Well i have a week old hot dog. This isn't a trap, you knew what was going to happen when you walked into this empty room with me. Do we have to get this in writing?
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Guess you'll have to just put in a request for a congical visit then if you ever expect for to make those babies.
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Dude_Dexter posted...

weekoldhotdog posted...

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice, cuz this morning you cried about it for like 3 hours straight, then cried about it for another two hours on this topic, but NOT before locking your other topic. Who cares right? Otherwise you would have left your topic open for us to discuss. Clearly you are still bothered.

Dude yeah I was pissed. I'm extremely ocd and bi-polar. That's nothing new.

I closed the other topic because the discussion was over. I had accepted the modding.

And it seems you care more than me atm since you still have your trolling hat on. ;P

Yeah man, I think you and i could make cute and oddly freakish babies together. What do you say we carry this crush to the next level?
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I like how Dexter is trying to act like he got "hardened" in prison, and now that he's out of warned status, he just thugged up.

There, you go, where it like a status symbol.
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Dude_Dexter posted...

Ryokles posted...

Warnings aren't even a big deal man

Do I get a new badge for the 1st one?

No, but you get one for crying and making a topic about
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Dude_Dexter posted...

weekoldhotdog posted...

Dude_Dexter posted...

Johnbobb posted...

I mean my apartment is pretty warm so there's that

You?

Not too bad man. Shaking off the warning I got this am but things are good. Have you been working on any other projects lately?

Shaking it off, man your day was just ruined when you got Warned, didn't you?

Should you be surprised when I say yeah.... yeah it was.lol

Do you think I'm still bothered?

I'm not. I just smoked and now who gives a f***!

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice, cuz this morning you cried about it for like 3 hours straight, then cried about it for another two hours on this topic, but NOT before locking your other topic. Who cares right? Otherwise you would have left your topic open for us to discuss. Clearly you are still bothered.
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You are just the whale that would buy Loot Crates in your porn.
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BuzzyTheCat posted...

Sure I believe you. Binge watching porn to the tune of 20k over a 3 year span is like watching all 8 seasons of Game of Thrones back to back, right? That's what couples do...wait, it doesn't cost them $20,000 to do that?

I bet all $20,000 that your wife doesn't know you spent that much on your porn addiction.

20k goes fast when a 2 hour skype can be $500+ dollars. I dont really know if she knows the exact number I have spent, but she certainly has an idea considering she was there for most of it

How are you going to pay $500 for a skype when the going rate is $150 for a half hour session, real time with real play. Man, you are being taken.

Hold on, I'll strip for you for $250 an hour. Let me just put my face on.
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Life's amazing. Posters get warned for accusing presidents of doing insane acts, but topics like this exist, in their entirety without a single moderation. People think the mods on Gamefaqs are corrupt...but you know, I think they might be alright.
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Dude_Dexter posted...

Johnbobb posted...

I mean my apartment is pretty warm so there's that

You?

Not too bad man. Shaking off the warning I got this am but things are good. Have you been working on any other projects lately?

Shaking it off, man your day was just ruined when you got Warned, didn't you?
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BuzzyTheCat posted...

weekoldhotdog posted...

BuzzyTheCat posted...

weekoldhotdog posted...

BuzzyTheCat posted...

EverDownward posted...

BuzzyTheCat posted...

I have a cam girl weakness. Ive spent about 20k over the last 3ish years.

Does it really feel good to throw twenty thousand dollars away like that? Like, I can get a few hundred bucks maybe and that's just barely maybe...but twenty thousand?

Ive spent more on dumber things. On the scale of regret, its not even in the top 10. My wife joins in on the fun occasionally too, so if anything, thats quality money spent to me

I feel sorry for your wife who has to compete with a screen in order to get your sexual attention.

She is more the director type. She is the one that actually showed me the first cam site I ever seen

So your wife was in the first cam you ever paid for and after marrying her, you realized it wasn't her you loved, but the cam. Did I get this all correct?

No, but nice troll attempt. You do know some couples enjoy watching porn together right?

Sure I believe you. Binge watching porn to the tune of 20k over a 3 year span is like watching all 8 seasons of Game of Thrones back to back, right? That's what couples do...wait, it doesn't cost them $20,000 to do that?

I bet all $20,000 that your wife doesn't know you spent that much on your porn addiction.
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BuzzyTheCat posted...

weekoldhotdog posted...

BuzzyTheCat posted...

EverDownward posted...

BuzzyTheCat posted...

I have a cam girl weakness. Ive spent about 20k over the last 3ish years.

Does it really feel good to throw twenty thousand dollars away like that? Like, I can get a few hundred bucks maybe and that's just barely maybe...but twenty thousand?

Ive spent more on dumber things. On the scale of regret, its not even in the top 10. My wife joins in on the fun occasionally too, so if anything, thats quality money spent to me

I feel sorry for your wife who has to compete with a screen in order to get your sexual attention.

She is more the director type. She is the one that actually showed me the first cam site I ever seen

So your wife was in the first cam you ever paid for and after marrying her, you realized it wasn't her you loved, but the cam. Did I get this all correct?
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I'm the guy everyone started flooding into your topic for to flame and troll. >_>

That's what I would want to be remembered for 3 years later /s
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BuzzyTheCat posted...

EverDownward posted...

BuzzyTheCat posted...

I have a cam girl weakness. Ive spent about 20k over the last 3ish years.

Does it really feel good to throw twenty thousand dollars away like that? Like, I can get a few hundred bucks maybe and that's just barely maybe...but twenty thousand?

Ive spent more on dumber things. On the scale of regret, its not even in the top 10. My wife joins in on the fun occasionally too, so if anything, thats quality money spent to me

I feel sorry for your wife who has to compete with a screen in order to get your sexual attention.
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Hope you are not hitting the refresh button on your tender profile all day
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BuzzyTheCat posted...

King Rial posted...

DragonPick posted...

Pay

I don't think the majority here ever pays for porn. Pirates, the whole lot of them, they are.

I have a cam girl weakness. Ive spent about 20k over the last 3ish years. Free porn is so....tame and boring

$20k for just...porn? You don't even get to touch these girls man. You're still just jacking it, no matter how much you pay.
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King Rial posted...

DragonPick posted...

Pay

I don't think the majority here ever pays for porn. Pirates, the whole lot of them, they are.

Then how the hell do porn directors and website owners get paid enough to continue to operate?
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The number of joke items/movies would be the filler that nobody would want.

Dick-shaped baking pans?! I wanted <this item has been Moderated by a Gamefaqs Message Board Staff>
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TC, got some material for you. Same shit, different story. Guy believes the mods are abusive and all powerful. He also rants on and on about how they are "bullies".

Think you can make lightning strike twice on the same day?

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/400-current-events/75990510

follow up with a link if you do
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Do you honestly still believe you are a victim in all of this?
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Altimadark posted...

Accidentally misread this topic as "Lol. Ok. So I'm warned now..."

Should I mention this is a parody topic to "Lol. Ok. So I'm warned now"? if so, your oversight would be understandable, as that was the intention.
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Well they obviously like to save on electricity by turning their heat off in Febuary, but if it gets too cold, they will wait until April to turn the heat off...in favor of air conditioning, I'm sure.
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jcgamer107 posted...

I was looking through the help section but didn't see anything on that for some reason.

Anyway, I did just find info on frugalvillage.com that I didn't notice was there before.

"We turn our [heat] off some time in February, but if it is still cold then we wait until April.."

Thanks for your response though weekoldhotdog.

Always happy to keep a ball rolling
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jcgamer107 posted...

So... does no one know or is no one willing to at least inform me how long a warmed house lasts?

There are faqs that list this information all over this site, or shall I just google that for you?
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No just making you freak out on what you sent. Stand by your word (message) like Rick Sanchez would, even if it's the wrong thing the wrong thing to say
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Underleveled posted...

My friend Barry and i are gonna open up a pet store. Thats what we're gonna call it. We're gonna specialize in worm farms.

See, this is why the one and done topic never succeeds.
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PaulWalker posted...

pkmnlord posted...

Some of the gifs they have aren't bad.

I used the one with that dude from Friends saying "How YOU doin'?" once and that got a conversation going.

I did this. Now we wait.

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O LAWD PLZ SAY U DIDNT
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Dude_Dexter posted...

Peace___Frog posted...

I told b8 all about it, iirc. Probably the most popular topic I've ever had here.

Shouldn't you thank me for that then dude. :P

Thank you? I think he tried to show you to door :P
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jayj350 posted...

MabusIncarnate posted...

dawwww did someone get a widdle mod? Did TC get a widdle moddie woddie? :(

Honestly it is that stupid but these people are bullies.

DAMMIT THESE MODS BEAT ME UP AND STOLE MY MILK MONEY AGAIN
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jayj350 posted...

weekoldhotdog posted...

jayj350 posted...

GOATTHlEF posted...

Claiming a game is bad without context is trolling. It's like the clearest definition of a TOS violation we have.

If you'd given a reason for why you thought it sucks, that'd be a different story, but just going into a topic where it's being discussed to bash it is blatantly trying to start a flame war moltres.

That is completely dishonest and seems to be at odds with literally over half the content on this site. Discontent is not the same thing as intentionally trying to piss people off, and if you think people expressing discontent is people trying to piss you off, you have serious mental issues.

Yeah, spoken like a true bitch.

Kinda funny how stuff like this isn't considered trolling yet not liking a video game or political satire is.

I'm not trolling, I'm stating a fact. The mods will (silently) back me up on that.
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jayj350 posted...

GOATTHlEF posted...

Trolling

Trolling is not someone posting an opinion that differs from yours, but someone posting a message designed to get others mad enough to violate one of the other rules. Going on a board and posting "This game sucks and everybody who enjoys it is stupid" is trolling, and nothing good will come of it. Going on a board and posting "I hated this game, the controls were awful," isn't trolling, although it may not be popular opinion. Even if you disagree, you can either debate the user on their points or just ignore it.

There isn't any bending or twisting of the rules here, it out and out says what you did was trolling as an example of what trolling is honedge

Not at all... the only way you can do that is by seriously twisting my words around what you would like to punish me with.

That is twisted and fucked up and makes you out to be a bully.

No, it just means you can't handle 72 hours to a week without gamefaqs.
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jayj350 posted...

GOATTHlEF posted...

Claiming a game is bad without context is trolling. It's like the clearest definition of a TOS violation we have.

If you'd given a reason for why you thought it sucks, that'd be a different story, but just going into a topic where it's being discussed to bash it is blatantly trying to start a flame war moltres.

That is completely dishonest and seems to be at odds with literally over half the content on this site. Discontent is not the same thing as intentionally trying to piss people off, and if you think people expressing discontent is people trying to piss you off, you have serious mental issues.

Yeah, spoken like a true bitch.
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I'd like to note that over my many, MANY, moderations, I've only ever gotten 2 overturned.

You are better off in the long run just accepting a moderation and moving on.

Crying and making topics about mod bullies only makes you look like a whining bitch.
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jayj350 posted...

weekoldhotdog posted...

No. Original gamefaqs shit poster here from 2001. I helped write the book on trolling gamefaqs.

Any time I got moderated, I knew I was going to be moderated before I posted it and wanted to see if I could get away with it anyways.

If I didn't, I would thank that "inconsistancy" you claim as the reason to why I didn't get modded.

Grow thicker skin or git gud at trolling.

Oh wow clearly your experiences speak for absolutely everyone!

Yeah, 14 years of experience will give you that ability.
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