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Topici grow tired of our cat's bullshit ever since we've had the baby, ok?
Kungfu Kenobi
01/03/18 7:12:26 PM
#36
ZiggiStardust posted...
he'll knock over random shit, or start meowing really loudly, and wake her up. no matter what, he has to be close to us, and he tends to want to lay on the baby because she's warm and the center of our attention.


This just occurred to me: what are you going to do when the child starts acting like that?
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TopicIs it just me, or did Anita Sarkeesian stop being relevant?
Kungfu Kenobi
01/03/18 6:05:35 PM
#4
She did her last Tropes vs Women in Gaming video a while ago, and that was that.

EDIT: So I guess the answer is yes, she literally stopped being relevant (to gaming) by not talking about it anymore.
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Topici grow tired of our cat's bullshit ever since we've had the baby, ok?
Kungfu Kenobi
01/03/18 4:32:55 PM
#19
I'll never understand people who keep pigs or babies in the house. Those things are for eating and they belong outside.
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TopicRemember how fun TVTropes was to browse?
Kungfu Kenobi
01/03/18 1:46:55 PM
#26
I used to use TV tropes as a kind of recommendation guide, but they removed all the examples from the things I like because the things I like are disgusting and objectionable.
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TopicMy new years resolution is to earn at least $1 via working
Kungfu Kenobi
01/03/18 12:36:24 PM
#7
That's how it is in the Maritimes.
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TopicErnie's dog house came and I put it together
Kungfu Kenobi
01/03/18 10:20:41 AM
#22
That is a very content looking little dude you've got there.
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TopicDo you like mayonnaise? 2018 edition!
Kungfu Kenobi
01/02/18 7:39:54 AM
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https://youtu.be/uOx4MOrhUIU?t=28s
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TopicPeople born in 2003 are going to be 15
Kungfu Kenobi
01/02/18 5:39:06 AM
#19
There are people born in 2000 old enough to do porn
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TopicWhich online game has the worst community?
Kungfu Kenobi
01/01/18 2:32:27 PM
#23
I never played League, but I used to watch its community as though it were a soap opera.
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TopicDoki Doki Literature club better scare my shitless
Kungfu Kenobi
01/01/18 2:23:31 PM
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PK_Spam posted...
I think Yuri is the cutest.


She is. I like the parts where she cuts herself, and when she licks the protagonist's blood. Reminds me of my own high school sweetheart. <3
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TopicWhich fictional faction would you join?
Kungfu Kenobi
01/01/18 6:23:50 AM
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TheCyborgNinja posted...
Globex has hammocks. I'm surprised there were no takers.


Srsly, wtf. I just voted Globex.
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TopicI kinda hate that they legalized fireworks in my state
Kungfu Kenobi
01/01/18 6:21:02 AM
#14
Mead posted...
When did I become such a squidward

ydltWyy
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TopicThis 21 y/o Girl got her bf CALL OF DUTY for XBOX One..but with STRICT RULES!!!
Kungfu Kenobi
12/31/17 12:29:20 PM
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Dude needs to lose CoD and get some Mario Kart going. Bitches love Mario Kart. That's what you play when your GF is over. I have never seen a more potent gateway drug into gaming. And don't act like Mario Kart is too casual for someone who just got CoD for Christmas. Like, come on. <_<
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TopicIs this article racist?
Kungfu Kenobi
12/31/17 12:19:59 PM
#5
That depends. Would the author be open to a list of 37 things Black people need to stop ruining?
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TopicDo you NEED Gamefaqs Message Boards in your Life???
Kungfu Kenobi
12/31/17 7:09:41 AM
#8
Dude you've been doing this shit for like a decade. That's pretty fucking rad.

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TopicIf you bought something at a store and the cashier undercharged you....
Kungfu Kenobi
12/30/17 11:27:09 PM
#15
The point of discovery is an important factor. If I've been grocery shopping for 3-hours, and only discover it after I get home, then there's no way I'm bringing it up. If I'm in the parking lot, and I'm checking the receipt thinking "Hrm that rang in a little light, what gives?" I'm more likely to go back.

GDBlueFalcon posted...
If it is a mom and pop corner store I would tell if they are nice people.


Also this. There's a little Korean grocery store I go to sometimes. The guy who runs it is pretty cool, and I'd mention a discrepancy.
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Topicwhat are your new years eve plans?
Kungfu Kenobi
12/30/17 10:15:23 PM
#66
I was invited to a party, but I'll probably duck out early if I go at all. Just not in the mood.
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TopicI'm like 3 days into Doki Doki literature club
Kungfu Kenobi
12/30/17 10:09:14 PM
#4
It makes sense later.
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TopicI'm like 3 days into Doki Doki literature club
Kungfu Kenobi
12/30/17 10:05:01 PM
#2
You don't
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TopicIf you were Archie, would you choose Veronica or Betty?
Kungfu Kenobi
12/30/17 9:35:32 PM
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Kyuubi4269 posted...
Why are you reading preteen girl mags?


I read it for the articles

FZOC7kD
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TopicName one GOOD movie where the main character isn't white or black
Kungfu Kenobi
12/28/17 4:04:57 PM
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WhiskeyDisk posted...
Kungfu Kenobi posted...
Anisoptera posted...
A lot of these movies starring an Asian protagonist are martial arts movies.


Fine, Tampopo.


Lol, I would be surprised if you, me and Leos weren't the only ones that have watched that one...


That should change! >:3
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TopicI'm kinda getting back in to Terraria....
Kungfu Kenobi
12/28/17 12:17:28 AM
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Fureal posted...
Never tried it. It's like 2d minecraft


It's like Minecraft, except good and in 2D.
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TopicCouple of days away from 2018... what's the last game you beat (or plan to beat)
Kungfu Kenobi
12/27/17 8:29:00 PM
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Last game I beat this year was Vampire The Masquerade: Bloodlines. For like, the 5th time.
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TopicWhat're your plans for 2018?
Kungfu Kenobi
12/26/17 11:36:17 PM
#3
Pretty much all of my major personal and professional projects have been on hold for...too long. My plan is to get back to them now that I have some means of doing so.
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TopicName one GOOD movie where the main character isn't white or black
Kungfu Kenobi
12/26/17 11:31:02 PM
#43
Anisoptera posted...
A lot of these movies starring an Asian protagonist are martial arts movies.


Fine, Tampopo.
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TopicThis Christmas I am torturing myself with an old Star Wars Doom clone.
Kungfu Kenobi
12/25/17 8:01:46 AM
#6
>MFW Doom Clone

It's got more in common with Duke Nukem 3D
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TopicWho wants to cuddle?
Kungfu Kenobi
12/25/17 1:57:59 AM
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Maybe later

And not with any of you
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TopicAre you very much aroused at the site of a naked woman
Kungfu Kenobi
12/24/17 11:32:35 PM
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Sarcasthma posted...
SKARDAVNELNATE posted...
Who the heck is Dan numbers?

The guy being referenced in this topic.


Yes, but that's not clear from the outset.
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TopicAre you very much aroused at the site of a naked woman
Kungfu Kenobi
12/24/17 10:32:55 PM
#17
It's not enough to just be in the area, I generally also need a view.
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TopicJust had my first disgaea experience, and woah...
Kungfu Kenobi
12/24/17 8:31:30 PM
#15
I'd really love to go back and play Disgaea 1 with all of the Quality of Life improvements of later games.
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TopicIf you were Archie, would you choose Veronica or Betty?
Kungfu Kenobi
12/24/17 7:40:13 PM
#10
Woah woah woah there, I'm more of a Sabrina kind of guy. But between those two? Cheryl Blossom.
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TopicWho is your WOTY (Waifu of the Year) 2017?
Kungfu Kenobi
12/24/17 7:28:27 PM
#24
Tough call between Claire (The Summoning), and Sucy Manbavaran (Little Witch Academia).

I'm leaning toward Claire because I tend to disqualify anything coming out of Japan due to their literal waifu industry.
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TopicSafe spaces are ruining everything.
Kungfu Kenobi
12/24/17 7:07:55 PM
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not__shawn__z posted...
DirtBasedSoap posted...
I guarantee you no one is changing their gender on a daily basis. Lets not be silly, here.


Gender fluid people are, actually, lol


Some of them even carry around little bracelets or dogtags so you know what pronouns they (plural, not singular 'they') want you use that exact minute or else you're literally Hitler.
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TopicCan we stop putting dogs in video games?
Kungfu Kenobi
12/23/17 2:56:32 AM
#9
Lokarin posted...
I wanted to have a dog in my game and you're forced to kill it and eat it to survive... but only after using it for like 75% of the game.


And the only thing that stopped you was making 75% of a game.
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TopicHow many presents are you expecting for Christmas?
Kungfu Kenobi
12/21/17 8:27:24 PM
#6
I already got more than I expected, and now there's more coming. So 'Fuck if i know'.
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TopicIs it legal to offer sexual favors for the purpose of gaining an employment?
Kungfu Kenobi
12/19/17 11:36:39 PM
#9
DarkKirby2500 posted...
It's that old joke, how it's illegal to pay someone for sex in private, but it's legal to pay someone to have sex with you as long as you record and distribute it for money.


Enh, it's a First Amendment thing.
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TopicIs it legal to offer sexual favors for the purpose of gaining an employment?
Kungfu Kenobi
12/19/17 5:23:12 PM
#3
Convince 'Boss to write, produce, direct, and star in a porno movie with you.
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TopicIt's almost Christmas! Are you excited?
Kungfu Kenobi
12/19/17 3:20:01 AM
#11
The only thing I remotely wanted this year arrived in the mail a few days ago. Like fuck I'd be waiting until the 25th to open it, and now that I have it Christmas is superfluous.

But some of you long timers might be aware that I have zero holiday cheer and refuse to have 'good will to men' on a fucking schedule. I'll be jolly when I bloody well want.
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TopicWhat if Van Halen's song "Jump" was about suicide.
Kungfu Kenobi
12/18/17 7:03:52 PM
#5
What if Ring of Fire is about herpes?
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TopicHow can you make a sword look really heavy when your hero is super strong?
Kungfu Kenobi
12/17/17 10:03:15 PM
#3
There are some tricks. For stills, make it affect the posture. For action shots or animation, try to sell the idea of 'pulling' the weapon around by the hilt rather than swinging it. Nightmare in Soul Calibur does this pretty well.
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TopicI had no idea Doki Doki Literature Club was a horror game. Discussion/Spoilers
Kungfu Kenobi
12/17/17 5:43:02 PM
#13
My GF made tea and read DDLC shoulder to shoulder with me. She's a recovered self injurer.

That got weird.
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TopicNazi James Fields Jr SOBBED UNCONTROLLABLY as he now faces the DEATH PENALTY!!!
Kungfu Kenobi
12/17/17 2:07:49 AM
#10
Of course I want AntiFa's people to get run over by cars, but that doesn't mean I think you should actually do it.
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Topicthis insured said i'm raping him by offering medical payments coverage on this
Kungfu Kenobi
12/15/17 4:01:20 PM
#3
Lokarin posted...
Everything is rape these days


Or the broader umbrella term of "Violence".
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TopicThis ROBOT is being used to SHOO AWAY HOMELESS PEOPLE!! Does it intimidate you?.
Kungfu Kenobi
12/14/17 11:54:50 AM
#17
Reminds me of a Dalek.
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TopicTurns out everything is going to be perfectly fine without net neutrality
Kungfu Kenobi
12/14/17 10:30:18 AM
#15
This is some Grade-A trolling. I kinda admire it.
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TopicLarger quote chains are collapsible now.
Kungfu Kenobi
12/13/17 7:42:14 PM
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I'd like to see this feature extended to any quotes containing images.
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TopicDo you like mayonnaise? Alabama Election Edition.
Kungfu Kenobi
12/13/17 7:34:55 PM
#11
Sorry I'm late

https://youtu.be/uOx4MOrhUIU?t=28s
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TopicStop calling women girls.
Kungfu Kenobi
12/13/17 2:37:06 PM
#7
No
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