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| Topic | Wow, I cannot believe my mom stooped so low... |
| Freddie_Mercury 02/15/18 7:21:22 PM #16 | You want a detailed summary of what happened today? Alright, here goes: My mom wanted to do something instead of weighing myself on a scale. She heard about a underwater weighing test from my doctor last year and she wanted to give it a try to both, myself and my sister. She called the doctor and wanted to schedule an appointment for my sister and I and today was the only day they could get us in. So my mom told both of us you don't need to take a shower if you don't want to(since I got up at 12pm and she got up at 12:30p.m.) It goes on from there with the underwater weighing at the doctor's office. My sister constantly talks about her hair. "Should I wash it?" "Should I pull my hair up or leave it down?" Stuff like that. It wasn't my idea to take this underwater weighing thing. The doctor puts you in a tank (and I didn't have a shower), makes you do certain things of breathing, and you put your head underwater for a few seconds. Not hard at all. To answer you question, before my sister and I got into the tank, the doctor did a basic weight test then I got into the tank and did some breathing excerises to see how my lungs would be situated underwater. Then the doctor took the temperature of the water inside the tank. After I taken my underwater tests, I had to stick my head underwater for 8 seconds and it was done. 30 minutes its all it take. --- I'm a sex machine ready to reload... when's sig emoji support thinking face emoji |
| Topic | OoT was and still is the best Zelda game. |
| Freddie_Mercury 02/15/18 7:11:23 PM #10 | TheGrindery posted... Light world and dark world is cooler than kid and adult. no --- I'm a sex machine ready to reload... when's sig emoji support thinking face emoji |
| Topic | Wow, I cannot believe my mom stooped so low... |
| Freddie_Mercury 02/15/18 7:06:58 PM #14 | My sister had to wear pants and a bra, so she enjoyed minutes of going underwater. I didn't take a shower and she didn't too. Before she got into the tank, you see girls 'pretend' to pull their hair into ponytails, but they don't. That's what she did. The reason for this topic to not get too confusing is that don't you guys like to see teenage girls in a tank with their hair and their body soaked and wet? That's the reason for this topic. --- I'm a sex machine ready to reload... when's sig emoji support thinking face emoji |
| Topic | Wow, I cannot believe my mom stooped so low... |
| Freddie_Mercury 02/15/18 6:59:13 PM #1 | My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?" The doctor said "A hydrostatic weighing test" And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm." So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh). My sister said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No." So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it..but I didn't. --- I'm a sex machine ready to reload... when's sig emoji support thinking face emoji |
| Topic | Summarise the Kingdom Hearts storyline in 30 words or less |
| Freddie_Mercury 02/15/18 6:54:52 PM #14 | when you walk away you don't hear me say oh baby please don't go --- I'm a sex machine ready to reload... when's sig emoji support thinking face emoji |
| Topic | Scenario: Trump literally cures cancer. |
| Freddie_Mercury 02/15/18 6:35:40 PM #24 | User Since: Jun 2011 Karma: 397 Active Posts: 2 what's up with all these 6+ year old low karma alts lately --- I'm a sex machine ready to reload... when's sig emoji support thinking face emoji |
| Topic | 'Trump is literally Hitler and the police hunt blacks people for fun.' |
| Freddie_Mercury 02/15/18 6:13:03 PM #10 | chill02 posted... --- I'm a sex machine ready to reload... when's sig emoji support thinking face emoji |
| Topic | anyone who says "Ban all guns" is just as much a part of the problem |
| Freddie_Mercury 02/15/18 5:51:18 PM #3 | those darn anti-gun activists going around shooting people with their no guns --- I'm a sex machine ready to reload... when's sig emoji support thinking face emoji |
| Topic | The fuck is a soyboy |
| Freddie_Mercury 02/15/18 5:19:11 PM #40 | people who have arguments over the word soyboy --- I'm a sex machine ready to reload... when's sig emoji support thinking face emoji |
| Topic | post a song and I'll rate it |
| Freddie_Mercury 02/15/18 5:16:57 PM #10 |  --- I'm a sex machine ready to reload... when's sig emoji support thinking face emoji |
| Topic | ITT: Other things Han did first. |
| Freddie_Mercury 02/15/18 3:11:02 PM #3 | Leia --- I'm a sex machine ready to reload... when's sig emoji support thinking face emoji |
| Topic | Steam lunar sale |
| Freddie_Mercury 02/15/18 2:11:18 PM #11 | should I get Civ IV or V --- I'm a sex machine ready to reload... when's sig emoji support thinking face emoji |
| Topic | What is your favorite race? |
| Freddie_Mercury 02/15/18 12:38:18 PM #31 | Rainbow Road --- I'm a sex machine ready to reload... when's sig emoji support thinking face emoji |
| Topic | Rate this band out of 10: day 2 |
| Freddie_Mercury 02/15/18 5:32:14 AM #4 | mucho gusto me llamo Bradley --- I'm a sex machine ready to reload... when's sig emoji support thinking face emoji |
| Topic | attractive women vs unattractive women |
| Freddie_Mercury 02/15/18 3:47:07 AM #21 | ilovuuu posted... unattractive catch me outside TC --- I'm a sex machine ready to reload... when's sig emoji support thinking face emoji |
| Topic | Why are semi-automatic weapons even needed by the public? |
| Freddie_Mercury 02/14/18 10:18:48 PM #2 | for keeping the king of england out of your face --- I'm a sex machine ready to reload... when's sig emoji support thinking face emoji |
| Topic | Here's a list of reasons to be institutionalized in the 1800s |
| Freddie_Mercury 02/14/18 8:28:02 PM #43 | Imaginary female trouble so 90% of CE --- I'm a sex machine ready to reload... when's sig emoji support thinking face emoji |
| Topic | Post the worst joke you can think of on the spot |
| Freddie_Mercury 02/14/18 7:48:38 PM #3 | DocileOrangeCup posted... @DocileOrangeCup --- I'm a sex machine ready to reload... when's sig emoji support thinking face emoji |
| Topic | CK2 Game of Thrones/ASoIaF mod. Who should I marry? |
| Freddie_Mercury 02/14/18 4:58:20 PM #2 | Melisandre --- I'm a sex machine ready to reload... when's sig emoji support thinking face emoji |
| Topic | On NBC evening news last night, they did a report on Black Panther, and the lady |
| Freddie_Mercury 02/14/18 4:03:30 PM #5 | why do peeps keep making these pedantic corrections instead of just inferring they meant first black superhero getting their own movie in the MCU --- I'm a sex machine ready to reload... when's sig emoji support thinking face emoji |
| Topic | You're driving and the gas pedal gets stuck, you're going 120mph and can't brake |
| Freddie_Mercury 02/14/18 3:33:55 PM #20 | UnholyMudcrab posted... Throw on some eurobeat and enjoy the rest of the time I have left  --- I'm a sex machine ready to reload... when's sig emoji support thinking face emoji |
| Topic | So the RNG topic hit 500 so here are the winners. |
| Freddie_Mercury 02/14/18 2:27:39 PM #10 | --- I'm a sex machine ready to reload... when's sig emoji support thinking face emoji |
| Topic | Isn't being able to get drunk on fewer drinks a good thing? |
| Freddie_Mercury 02/14/18 4:50:52 AM #3 | you want to ride the buzz not pass out after a few light beers --- I'm a sex machine ready to reload... when's sig emoji support thinking face emoji |
| Topic | RNG giveaway topic with Steam USD $100 up for grabs! |
| Freddie_Mercury 02/14/18 4:46:26 AM #212 | another --- I'm a sex machine ready to reload... when's sig emoji support thinking face emoji |
| Topic | RNG giveaway topic with Steam USD $100 up for grabs! |
| Freddie_Mercury 02/14/18 2:28:21 AM #69 | gibbe --- I'm a sex machine ready to reload... when's sig emoji support thinking face emoji |
| Topic | Do you like Lucario? |
| Freddie_Mercury 02/14/18 12:51:53 AM #9 | Lucario is a manlet --- I'm a sex machine ready to reload... when's sig emoji support thinking face emoji |
| Topic | e3 tickets up gogogo |
| Freddie_Mercury 02/14/18 12:43:18 AM #15 | this year seems like it's going to be a mediocre E3 tbh --- I'm a sex machine ready to reload... when's sig emoji support thinking face emoji |
| Topic | What was so evil about the Confederacy again? |
| Freddie_Mercury 02/14/18 12:27:19 AM #28 | why did butters get fired from dominos --- I'm a sex machine ready to reload... when's sig emoji support thinking face emoji |
| Topic | Mods, what is this bullshit: 14430898 |
| Freddie_Mercury 02/13/18 10:55:29 PM #40 | weapon_d00d816 posted... Point is, just because you can't separate a criticism of thug culture from a criticism of black people overall doesn't mean everyone else can't. weapon_d00d816 posted... It's literally beyond me how people can claim to like it if they aren't from the hood. They seem like massive posers and kids who want "culture points" mixed with bravado. --- I'm a sex machine ready to reload... when's sig emoji support thinking face emoji |
| Topic | Boy me Bonestorm or go to hell! |
| Freddie_Mercury 02/13/18 10:53:16 PM #12 | Don't do it, son. How's that game going to help your putting? --- I'm a sex machine ready to reload... when's sig emoji support thinking face emoji |
| Topic | Action League NOW! |
| Freddie_Mercury 02/13/18 10:32:47 PM #1 | Starring The Flesh: He's super strong and super naked. --- I'm a sex machine ready to reload... when's sig emoji support thinking face emoji |
| Topic | Mods, what is this bullshit: 14430898 |
| Freddie_Mercury 02/13/18 10:21:41 PM #19 | --- I'm a sex machine ready to reload... when's sig emoji support thinking face emoji |
| Topic | Remington files for bankruptcy amid declining gun sales |
| Freddie_Mercury 02/13/18 8:13:54 PM #10 | are millennials killing guns? --- I'm a sex machine ready to reload... when's sig emoji support thinking face emoji |
| Topic | Who is the best poster on CE |
| Freddie_Mercury 02/13/18 7:41:55 PM #11 | Freddie_Mercury --- I'm a sex machine ready to reload... when's sig emoji support thinking face emoji |
| Topic | What are some awesome foods to put sriracha on? |
| Freddie_Mercury 02/13/18 7:40:12 PM #8 | pizza --- I'm a sex machine ready to reload... when's sig emoji support thinking face emoji |
| Topic | You know how what diversity means jn the US? Add a black person. |
| Freddie_Mercury 02/13/18 7:10:48 PM #10 | User Since: Sep 2013 Karma: 113 imagine the events that lead you to create years worth of alts just to troll a dying video game message board --- I'm a sex machine ready to reload... when's sig emoji support thinking face emoji |
| Topic | My wife was impregnated by another man |
| Freddie_Mercury 02/13/18 3:00:12 AM #33 | Returning_CEmen posted... I like how TC hasn't responded to anyone yet. he's too busy watching his wife get impregnated by other men --- I'm a sex machine ready to reload... when's sig emoji support thinking face emoji |
| Topic | Currently at 10k + resets for shiny Celebi in Crystal version, AMA |
| Freddie_Mercury 02/12/18 11:49:07 PM #7 | why --- I'm a sex machine ready to reload... when's sig emoji support thinking face emoji |
| Topic | Why did Jin take his mother's last name instead of Mishima? |
| Freddie_Mercury 02/12/18 7:19:30 PM #9 | learn ur tekken lore --- I'm a sex machine ready to reload... when's sig emoji support thinking face emoji |
| Topic | ATTN: California- The Eagles have other songs than Hotel California you know. |
| Freddie_Mercury 02/12/18 7:04:06 PM #10 | R0ttedHorror posted... TheGoldenEel posted...Yeah but like --- I'm a sex machine ready to reload... when's sig emoji support thinking face emoji |
| Topic | i bet u virgin nerds cant even name one girl lmao |
| Freddie_Mercury 02/12/18 3:48:59 PM #17 | my mom --- I'm a sex machine ready to reload... when's sig emoji support thinking face emoji |
| Topic | The 3D Zelda's are overrated |
| Freddie_Mercury 02/12/18 3:40:11 PM #7 | 2D Zeldas are overrated --- I'm a sex machine ready to reload... when's sig emoji support thinking face emoji |
| Topic | Which Zelda is better? |
| Freddie_Mercury 02/12/18 3:24:48 PM #23 | chill02 posted... MM --- I'm a sex machine ready to reload... when's sig emoji support thinking face emoji |
| Topic | Nintendo may cancel the Mario movie if they feel it isn't good enough. |
| Freddie_Mercury 02/12/18 2:50:09 PM #24 | *if Detective Pikachu bombs --- I'm a sex machine ready to reload... when's sig emoji support thinking face emoji |
| Topic | Black girl or anime girl |
| Freddie_Mercury 02/12/18 2:49:19 PM #6 | black anime girls --- I'm a sex machine ready to reload... when's sig emoji support thinking face emoji |
| Topic | Game Male of 2017 Round 18: Kazuma Kiryu vs David King |
| Freddie_Mercury 02/12/18 2:09:04 AM #4 | The Dragon of Dojima vs literally who --- I'm a sex machine ready to reload... when's sig emoji support thinking face emoji |
| Topic | "Wow the reviews for Black Panther are so overwhelmingly positive" |
| Freddie_Mercury 02/12/18 12:42:41 AM #21 | AvantgardeAClue posted... I haven't been able to read a single objective review yet oh TC is one of those people --- I'm a sex machine ready to reload... when's sig emoji support thinking face emoji |
| Topic | Games where you enjoyed the mini game or side quests more than the main mission? |
| Freddie_Mercury 02/11/18 10:41:12 PM #8 | all of them --- I'm a sex machine ready to reload... when's sig emoji support thinking face emoji |
| Topic | Why is talking about Hillary Clinton off limits? |
| Freddie_Mercury 02/11/18 10:36:58 PM #3 | because she's not in the top percentage of rattatas --- I'm a sex machine ready to reload... when's sig emoji support thinking face emoji |
| Topic | My presidential voting history. |
| Freddie_Mercury 02/11/18 9:35:28 PM #7 | Kodos --- I'm a sex machine ready to reload... when's sig emoji support thinking face emoji |
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