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pieisthebest posted...

Nier fans actually believe this?

Haha, fuck no.

Error1355 posted...

Actual game spoilers:
I absolutely love how after playing more of the game it becomes clear that the censored word isn't 'fuck', but rather it was 'kill'. NieR is amazing.

Yeah, one of my top games of the year last year, no doubt.

St0rmFury posted...

*rubs chin*

Bruh...

*rubs lobes*

Brah...

It's part of Yoko's message.

You try to swing the camera under, 2B gets offended and bats you away. Yet, you can force her to "self-destruct" to blow her skirt away, allowing you to see everything at her expense. You cause her great pain for the pleasure of a little eye candy, even going out of your way to find a safe place to do it where you can't be harmed by others that might catch you post-explosion. Your perversion is self-destructive behavior. Taro knew you were only playing, at least at first, "because you wanted to **** 2B." It reflects on how you, as a person, view others if you're willing to go to those extremes just to satisfy yourself.

weapon_d00d816 posted...

Chicken_Butt posted...

3khc posted...

>Joins them

You were supposed to destroy the Sith, not join them!!

I highly dislike you

I LOVED YOU! WE WERE BROTHERS!!!!1!!1

3khc posted...

>Joins them

You were supposed to destroy the Sith, not join them!!

The Beebs, right? He's still a thing I think. He's pop, right?

SSJGrimReaper posted...

Does it have a fat ass?

The ass was fat.

Just follow these steps

1. Cut a hole in a melon

So now gimmicks are against da rulez. Because I'm sure dis is da full story right heeya.

I fink only da PSN an da Xbax Mahketplace versions gets da code. Othawise check ya e-mail. If dat don't work call up dem Amazons an tell em what ya really want, what ya really need. Dat FighterZ early access goodness.

I can't. It's da new way ta be.

And da early access code can be downloaded for dose of you who preordahd da game.

Because I'm literally a chicken's ass

REMercsChamp posted...

Anyone find it funny that the cop is trying to blame the superintendent for ordering him to arrest the person? Because that's how this works, right. Civilians can give you orders to arrest people.

I hope everybody in dat down dat sees him from now on comes running up like "Officer, arrest dat man! I'm da superintendent!!"

Skye Reynolds posted...

Yes. He's buried in the backyard of the third house on 123 Fake Street.

Can ya stop givin' people my freakin' address, man

Anisoptera posted...

easily goes moldy if guy gets lazy with cleaning.

Which is such a catch-22 because there is never a time a guy feels more lazy den right afta he busts...

Dat said I always get up to clean it but it feels like such a walk o' shame.

I downloaded a car.

That's called getting handled, and the advice ITT is solid. Handle 'em back.

Bumping this, I just saw this video and what the fuck is this injustice.

Secondly you need to stop farting in her ears and asking if she can hear the smell. That's just weird.

Did you ask him where he got his time machine?

Dwayne Johnson 2020

What's a sig?

Stallion_Prime posted...

Raikuro posted...

"decent shape"

I am... dude. I work as a fedex delivery driver. Were on foot for like 13 miles every day carrying heavy crap

Maybe you'll weigh less if you put some of the crap down.

Nah. She's so smart, she's going to trick you into stealing your own organs.

Don't waste it on expensive wants. Save and let it grow. You've never had that much before, but if you play your cards right you'll look back on this day as the time you were excited about pocket change.

LOOOOOL I'm just kidding, buy a new PC and a sex doll and a TV so big you can't tell where it begins or ends.

This guy buys that Kroger man meat

Nah, the best thing ever is a sloppy food truck chicken burrito.

But if I could put said burrito on aforementioned booty... that would be the new best thing ever.

Imagine viewing with disgusting peasant TVs that use copper and steel instead of a 4k gold TV set. Who would even? Why even bother?

I'd stick my hand into the cookie jar

She is very clearly not wishing happy birthday to herself. Plain as day, it reads "... to this future president."

JBaLLEN66 posted...

Chicken_Butt posted...

Dude, building space shuttles is easy. You just pay some guys to build the shuttle, and then you pay some other guys to put it in space. Wow, hard. Anyone who can't do it is lazy.

dude man I could fly if only if I had wings

Wow, you can't even grow wings? Baby birds do it when they're still in the egg. Stop being so lazy, dude! This is why you're not a winged millionaire by now.

Dude, building space shuttles is easy. You just pay some guys to build the shuttle, and then you pay some other guys to put it in space. Wow, hard. Anyone who can't do it is lazy.

You mean you creeps don't have a personal assistant for wiping? Who the fuck wipes their own ass in 2018?

This thread needs to be closed before God sees it...

She eats people. She used to be a dinosaur.

She used to eat dinosaur people.

No, you don't need to see Begins to watch TDK.

But you should still watch Begins. It's a far better movie. TDK is much more action-packed, and fast-paced, while Begins is slower and kind of drones on at times, but Begins has much more substance than TDK. Begins is a Batman movie, TDK is a thriller that just happens to have a Batman theme.

The real pain of SSD is when you use it for your OS (which is what you should be using it for) and then every fucking file and program tries to default to it instead of your HDD. You have to go through and redirect shortcuts and shit. It's kind of a pain.

Serious answer though, no girl has ever seen my penis (not talking like doctors or whatever), but when that time finally comes I won't disappoint. It's only 5.5 inches, but girth is a big deal and let me tell you what, sometimes I mistake morning wood for a pop can. I found out that while my length is average, my girth is stronger than the average man by a fair bit.

And no, I don't call soda pop, but saying soda can sounds weird. So pop can. I drink soda from my pop cans.

PoopPotato posted...

They aren't supposed to be Sith, but Kylo says something along of the lines of "Rey, come with me and we can make super force babies, we can put an end to everything, no Jedi, No Sith, just sex. All day. Every day."

Dude, that's exactly how I feel toward Daisy. Not even her character, I really don't care about Rey to be honest, but Daisy herself is just splendid. She may not be as pretty as Gal Gaddot, but she has all those little characteristics that make her more lovable. Her huge smile, her wit, the way she always cringes her nose a little when she's laughing... it's just the way she talks, and thinks, and moves.

Like, honestly, sex wouldn't even have to be involved. If I could just hang out with her for a day, watch a movie, hit a restaurant, chill out for a while, maybe burn a bowl together, that would be awesome.

Can we say burn a bowl here? It's legal in my current state of residence. If not, sorry mauds, my bad.

lol whatta big baby

You have more bacteria in your mouth on the daily than you're gonna get from eating the booty

With a camera.

Still untouched by a woman. 2018, here I come.

Are they not supposed to be Sith? I figured they were.

Guys, the original trilogy is a macho-misogynist power fantasy. Imagine a world where some dusty farm boy can just go into space and cripple an entire galactic empire with his redneck lightsaber skills. What a buncha bullshit. The kid had barely any training. Obi Wan was a jedi master who studied and trained for decades, and then here comes Brody McManlyson, AKA Luke Skywalker, lifting up his Arwing out of the swamp with one finger after waking up from a power nap. Total crap.

I am so sick of these movies ramming guys' jocks into my face. I wish I could have seen the rest of the movie but it was too hard to see with Luke's massive scrotum adhered to my eyelids.

JustMonika posted...

You did what now?

Can't you read? He went full last. It wasn't awkward at all. The candy cane was good.

God, you'd think some people have never gone full last on a candy cane. It's one of those things that shouldn't even need explanation, yet here I am, explaining it. You just ruined my whole day.

I'm never aware of how stupid I am at any given time. I am literally a chicken's butt.