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helIy posted...

i detest coconut.

both the taste and the texture, it's all 100% ass

That's not fair to compare it to ass. I'll gladly munch on some ass but I won't let coconut anywhere near my lips.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

I'll go with Mt. Dew simply because of its wider variety of flavors. Especially that Baja Blast.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

I've been the guy others have cheated with. But I won't cheat.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

You're the expert on that issue.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

But I don't know how to swim. :(
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

I've been playing a lot of Crossout. It's a lot of fun. You get to build a vehicle, slap a bunch of guns on it and take it in to battle. Think of a game like Robocraft but in more of a Mad Max setting.

I have also been playing Deus Ex: Mankind Divided. I picked up the digital deluxe edition for $13.50 a few days ago from the Xbox Live sales that were going on.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

Because pooping feels pretty damn good. It's a real shame that it's over so quickly.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

And you swallow.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

I have an old AOL email that's probably 30 years old and still active. I don't use it to sign up for stuff anymore but it's the one that I used to create this Gfaqs account.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

I was told that I look like Jesse James in the pic topic yesterday. I'm no sure I see it though.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

JOExHIGASHI posted...

Sarcasthma posted...

I use the DENNIS System

I use the MAC system

So you pretend to be into women while constantly denying your obvious attraction to men?
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

Jen0125 posted...

gosh who was it that talked about shitting in the shower and stomping it down the drain???

Yeah, that's why I'm asking. Hoping that it isn't me. Because I felt it was pretty clear it was just a joke when I said it. I didn't think for a second that anyone would take it seriously.

I've shit in a lot of places that I really shouldn't have. But never somewhere that required me to actually handle it afterwards. :p
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

Just one thing. I picked up the ultimate digital bundle of Deus Ex: Mankind Divided for $13.50 from the Xbox Live sale they have going on. There were a few other games at more than 50% off that I wanted. But I limited myself to one.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

Firewood18 posted...

I only have two tags so far. One is shower pooper and the other is lived in Moldova.

You left out the most important part. Who you have tagged as shower pooped.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

Take a shower and upload the footage from my bathroom camera to World Star Hip Hop.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

Yes. But not out of some paranoia that someone may have worn it. They just feel nicer against my skin if they've been washed. Especially tshirts.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

Sleep at work. Nothing beats getting paid to nap.

spooky96 posted...

I had a seizure in the office the last time I did this (but I have epilepsy)

Now that I think of it, it was so fucking embarrassing.

I know exactly what that's like and yeah, it can be pretty embarrassing. The worst is if you have one in front of someone that you're interested in.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

A nice big onion roll is my favorite thing to build a sandwich on.


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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

It looks like the gaming industry needs to learn from other major industries getting away with all sorts of shady shit. Get better lobbiests and spend more money to own more influential politicians so they can keep getting away with their own shady practices.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

Marry the headless body. Be friends with the disembodied head. Then talk them into joining up for a threesome.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

Skip the hard work and try out that new coolsculpting stuff. Then get back to us with the results.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

darcandkharg31 posted...

Bugmeat posted...

I prefer the solid gel sticks with the white sticks after that and the wet gooey gel coming in last.

At first I took this as that he puts them on in layers

Ha. That would probably feel pretty weird to wear that much deodorant at once.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

Why would that be weird? You get more out of than the campus book store would pay you for it and he gets its for less than the campus book store would charge him for it. You both win.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

I prefer the solid gel sticks with the white sticks after that and the wet gooey gel coming in last. But I generally make my decision based on how much I like the scent. Currently it's a white stick. Old Spice Fiji. My girl loves it so much she actually likes to smell my armpits when we're cuddling.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

Yes and it's also known as a Puma.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

I don't want a virgin. I want a woman who is experienced enough to know what she likes. A woman who knows what she's doing. Besides, a woman in my age range who is still a virgin would be kind of weird.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

No explanation as to why? Pfft. Ignore it and go about my merry way doing all sorts of totally immoral time travel shenanigans.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

kommisarie_rex posted...

Trancer Hunter posted...

flabby, but overall nice.

I don't think you know what flabby means.

You're the one that doesn't seem to know what flabby means. That butt is clearly soft and lacking definition. You can see how soft it is and how it just sort of hangs there on her left cheek. That is a flabby butt. Cellulite and stretch marks are not at all required for a body part to be flabby.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

Conner4REAL posted...

Give them tax breaks for those aspects of their churches that are specifically charitable.

This. The money that they can prove is being used for charitable works can be exempt from taxes. Not everything they bring in.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

It might be a little overweight. But it's a miniature donkey so its oddly shaped and it's sporting a winter coat. Donkeys generally get big fat deposits on the top of their neck, back and rump when they're over weight. Noticeable bulges. It would be easier to tell if it didn't have all that extra hair on it.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

Cat, dog, rabbit, rat, snake, chinchilla, lizard, turtle, hedgehog, ferret, horse, parrot, mouse, chicken and probably a few more that I don't remember. None of them caused any major injuries. But many did result in bleeding.

OhhhJa posted...

Parrot bites f***ing suck

Yes they do. They go deep and hurt for days. Especially when it's on a finger. Having tamed several asshole parrots and helped with caring for wild breeding pairs I recieved more than my fair share of parrot bites over the years. The worst one was a bite on my forearm from a green winged macaw. He was usually nice but for one reason or another decided to bite me that day and he grabbed a nice chunk of flesh when he did it.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

I'm 40 and the woman that I'm currently seeing is 49. So, yeah.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

She was born as a girl in China. Families want boys, not girls over there. Her parents at least had the decency to give her up instead of leaving her outside over nighg and letting nature deal with their shame.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

I enjoy giving gifts. I'm pretty good at picking out awesome gifts too.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

You might enjoy some of this guy's
videos. He opens and eats 61 year old peanut butter in this one.



EclairReturns posted...

Do I look scary and unapproachable in this photograph?

The words "please don't eat me" come to mind.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

For animation it has to be dubbed. I'll skip it if it's subbed because I don't care to read the entire time with my eyes glued to the bottom few inches of the screen.

But for live action it has to be subbed just because the lip movement not matching the audio totally bugs the shit out of me and that's just not an issue with animation.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

That's such an infinitesimal change and I have a bunch of free money. So yeah.


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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

No. I didn't think it was funny. Just annoying. Since Friends was mentioned here I also strongly disliked that one.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

monkeysRfunny posted...

Ew. Her boobs are so oddly shaped and placed, and is that a little tattoo on her crotch?

Yes they do look a little off in that picture. But I think it's just the angle and her stance. Possibly an effect of the pattern of the body paints too. Because they look fine in some of the other pictures of the same painted on suit.

And yes, it is a tattoo. The Olympic rings.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

I have and would again.


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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

thecolorgreen posted...

Thats a lot of people. No ty.

Hell yeah. That many people dieing all at once would cause some pretty serious issues.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

Garlands_Soul posted...

Chances are I don't know the stranger...

If you knew them they wouldn't be a stranger. >_>
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

aHappySacka posted...

Should have asked if he needed help so things would get awkward and he'd stop long enough for you to be the one "finishing".

Unless he accepts the offer then tc just looks like a bitch when he backs down and doesn't follow through.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

Stranger button. Easily and without guilt.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

Considering a great many people have gotten cancer and been cured I'd say yeah, there are cures for cancer.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

Well that sucks. I was aware of the game and had heard good things so far. But this sort of progression is really fucking annoying.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

Fast forwarding may not be available during this program.
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

Crushed by his favorite vending machine that he held onto for sentimental reasons when he sold the business?
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."

How do I know if I'm a real people?
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John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."