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JOExHIGASHI posted...

sit ups

Literally the exact opposite of what you should do to get rid of belly fat. Sit-ups and crunches will increase mass.

You need to do squats.
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Bodyless head.
Conversation, blowjobs, and I can stuff her in a drawer if she annoys me.
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Twin3Turbo posted...

Were_Wyrm posted...

But why did Amir and Safiya have to leave for the airport right now?

Probably to play on people's fears of 9/11

That and because they're implying they're about to reveal some awful truth that's going to invalidate the kid's religion and shatter his world view.
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Easy way to fuck a kid up for life.
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And this is why those body cams should always be on.
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Truth. Usually more fun.
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A lot of people are liars.
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Nier, for sure. It's amazing.
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aHappySacka posted...

There's a gap in the bottom of Shoe #1 to separate the two main parts meant to cushion the feet while running.

While the bottom of Shoe #2 has ridges to maximize traction which you don't need as much when running.

Boom.
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Cap you lay
Mont a gyou
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I don't think there are many people I wouldn't fuck for $100k.
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Sahuagin posted...

adjl posted...

mismatched nerves, such that the brain trying to move an arm will result in blinking, or things like that. Same with sensory nerves not connecting to the right places at all (which could result in things like a touch on the arm giving the sensation of being kicked in the balls).

are you serious with this? if your spinal cord has been *severed at the neck* and *connected to a corpse* you aren't going to have your arms switched with blinking, wtf. it's not like a USB port or something, geepers. your entire autonomic nervous system will need to communicate with a foreign spinal cord just to have things like a heart beat, regulated blood pressure, breathing, functioning digestive system, etc. (there are a few functions you'll inherit from the spinal cord.) it's not like the blue wire connects to the eyes, and the red wire connects to the arms or something.

"The operation was a success, but we accidentally plugged the mouth nerve into the hand nerve and the hand nerve into the dick nerve. So now he speaks like a sock puppet, pops wood every time he tries to wave at someone, and shrieks instead of pees."
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Anything involving shit/puke. Can't handle it.
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Has been for a while tbh.
Austria is pretty great too.
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Elite: Dangerous is my ideal.

$60 base game.
$30 expansions (full-fledged expansions not piecemeal DLC).
Microtransactions that are 100% cosmetic, range in price from $1-$12, and don't involve any RNG. You get exactly what you pay for.
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King Rial posted...

...More cowgirl?

Too much cowgirl.
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You should actually read it instead of being drip-fed quotes. It's pretty absurd. Only bitch is getting through the "blank, son of blank, second cousin twice removed of blank, lord of the blanks, who was begat by blank" nonsense sections that are a mile long.
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A safety blanket we're slowly getting rid of.
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Spooking posted...

EA needs to sink due to their business practices. The Sims offer a DLC for $9.99 that gives you patio furniture. It's insane.

EDIT: Nvm, it's actually $19.99: http://store.steampowered.com/app/47897/The_Sims_3_Outdoor_Living_Stuff/

It's over $400 for the Sims 4 already.
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SmokeMassTree posted...

happy birthday text at 12:01 tomorrow morning

Screams desperation.
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It is very important that she is not a virgin.
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I left for a long time. Ended up coming back. Where the family is and whatnot y'know.
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Diablo 3, Heroes of the Storm, Overwatch, World of Warcraft, Hearthstone. All loaded with microtransactions.

They picked they only game in their line-up that doesn't have microtransactions, held it up and went, "Don't look at all the other nonsense please".
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3-5 minutes.
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Yellow posted...

I masturbate the dog and I will send you the details of my family members who have been buying the house for the night.

Woah.
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I died in the middle of the station and I don't even like vampires

I masturbate to it was just a warning bite to eat it solo album in it is a literal dream come true

This is a good game.
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Discussing your salary with another employee is grounds for instant termination where I work.

Yes, it's "illegal" but we write it off as industrial sabotage and that makes it perfectly fine.
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/thread
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That's about what I expected them to look like.
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Stagmar posted...

Offworlder1 posted...

Military school.

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What would you call a jail then?
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Foppe posted...

Wait, a toilet seat is just the plastic ring?
My mistake, I installed a whole new toilet, including the seat, in less than two hours.

Was your toilet dirty though?
That seems to be key here.
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Two hours?
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PK_Spam posted...

There's a show I want to talk about, but mentioning it is a giant spoiler

You've lost me.
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ClarkDuke posted...

MICHALECOLE posted...

Everybody got hpv

69%, isn't everyone, ok?

80%, and that was years ago.
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I4NRulez posted...

DreadedWave posted...

You guys know it's possible for your dog to get away from you leash or not.

my dog is trained so that if for any reason her leash came off she would just sit there by my side.

If your dog is bolting side to side while you walk then your dog isnt trained.

Same. My dog is very well trained.

If this did happen then that guy would be dead and I'd be on my way to prison. Couldn't control myself.
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Used to have a guy at work from some little country in Africa...everyone called him Click Clack.
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Chlamydia once...the lamest of the STDs.
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Zeus posted...

Full Throttle posted...

After taking office, Brandon's goal was to tackle the problem of EYESORES in the community and wanted to remove them from making the town look bad

What eyesores?

Dope/meth houses. Abandoned buildings. That kind of stuff. Most of Pennsylvania is in really bad shape and struggling with a serious heroin problem.
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clearaflagrantj posted...

DocDelicious posted...

Oh...yeah...you fucked. Clearly her friend doesn't like you and is trying to move another dood in.

That's not correct at all

Well then you're fine. Nothing to worry about man.
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Skywalker82 posted...

TheVipaGTS posted...

Eminem

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Chumbawumba - Tubthumper
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It's free fucking drinks dawg. Someone else is getting your girl smashed so she can come home and fuck you.

clearaflagrantj posted...

Jiggy101011 posted...

do you guys live together?

Nope

Oh...yeah...you fucked. Clearly her friend doesn't like you and is trying to move another dood in.
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Zikten posted...

Wtf

Was he murdered?

If the family isn't releasing the autopsy report it was either suicide or a drug overdose.
Knowing that area of the state, either one is very likely.
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Progressed?

I'm stagnant until death.
Pretty fucking jazzed about it too.
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Yes. But only because I'm skinny as fuck and that's the only way I can gain any body heat.
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Neither. Watches are for douchebags that need to wear their paycheck on their wrist to feel important.

Only group worse is fucking Porsche owners.
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On Monday, but only because I have to for work.
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We had one but it shut down within 2-3 months because the guy who owned it is a scumbag and there are waaaaaay better options around here.
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zeldamasterkid0 posted...

Zeus posted...

Never heard of her, but it's apparently because she hasn't done that much and all of it is very recent.

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