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Its gonna suck even more.
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Jake Peralta: World's Grossest Pervert

REMercsChamp posted...

Well this is always why I cheat on them first. Get the jump on the fuckers.

Its not a bad strategy
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You should leave them. Either they are or you dont trust them, either way its over.
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Kaname_Madoka posted...

Sonic the Hedgehog

No, but I'd invite him for a chili dog

The food or the sex act?
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Crash Bandicoot
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K181 posted...

Two things:

1) Actors don't control the characters. He may not like the direction they went, but just because he played the role decades ago doesn't mean his opinion trumps all others.

2) I'm not sure what Luke means by "Jedi don't give up" when he then went on to say that maybe he'd take a year or two to regroup, as that's essentially exactly what Luke did.

Or 30
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C. Watch the Tape

Amazingly, the camcorder still has some juice left. You pop in the tape next to it, its labeled, BT - 4-3-85, CS

The tape turns on and looking into the camera is Old Lee, Old Lee was the neighbor who lived in ChadGregs house before he did. Dude was placed in a home a few years back.

As Lee backs away you see hes naked with a massive hard on. Tied to the floor is a fat woman, also naked. Her giant saggy tits touching the concrete. Her face is covered in a bondage mask.

The tape looks old, you figure you must of found a snuff film. This is your chance to get out of these charges! The cops will love to crack this case!

But, better keep watching to make sure.

Lee doesnt kill her, you soon realize what CS stands for. Lee squats over the woman and takes a hearty Shit between her tits. He stands to admire the log he produced then sits his ass on it and rocks back and forth, its a Cleveland Steamer.

He gets up and grabs the camera and takes it to the Shit covered woman, unzips her mask and asks, you like that Steamer you whore!?

The woman answers Im a dirty shit whore!

As soon as you hear that you start to cry and the only word you can get out is, mommy?

A. Kill yourself, you just saw your mom take a Cleveland Steamer
B. Go confront your Mom
C. Go Find and Kill Lee
D. Watch more tapes
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Rich People to Poor People - Tough shit being poor, life isnt fair!

Rich People on anything that costs them money - Thats not fair!
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Whats LL?
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Robert California
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Im gonna fire up Romance of the 3 Kingdoms
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If you are within 2 feet of another naked penis with no physical divider, youre gay.

Everyone in a mens locker room is gay.
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Such Wow
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Its been another great year for the Fam. Its also the year I joined the Fam. Ive been on CE for a long time and never understood how some didnt like the Fam. Its a group of postitive people who support each other. Joining the Fam is my best CEcision of the year.

Most importantly, were still here! The haters and the challengers fade away but the Fam remains. There is no CE without the Fam.

@SomeLikeItHoth
@Gafemage
@PiOverlord
@southcoast09
@Scotty_Rogers
@Fam_Fam
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Trump supports are so fucking fat you could beat them in a war by making them walk a mile. They would surrender instantly.

Fat racist assholes.
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A. Explore the Tunnel

By now you are covered in dirt which has stuck to the blood. You decide to explore the tunnel, your feet ache as youve taken more steps today than you have in years. Following the lanterns you squeeze your corpulence through the narrow walls.

You stop as you can hear voices above you, its the cops!

Ok men, we got a big ol fat flasher on our hands and probably a diddler, showed his tiny pecker to a bus full of kids. He may have swords or some other bullshit so just shoot his fat ass.

The gestapo have arrived to kill you for your love of Trump and telling it like it is on Feminism and Obama! You take your phone out, no service.

Finally you get to a room, its a sex dungeon. Full of bdsm equipment. It must be ChadGregs lair! There is another door at the other side and a shelf full of vhs tapes with a camcorder on the torture rack.

A. Fuck this, go back
B. Take the new door
C. Watch the tape
D. Sniff the equipment
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Im going to seduce Melania. It wont be hard because shes so cock starved. Fat boy Trump can only grab pussies, he cant fuck them.

Ill get her to invite me to the White House saying im a consultant on her bullying program.

When were alone Ill make her crawl on her hands and knees over to me. When shes in front of me Ill rip her dress to expose her crazy expensive panties, soaking wet from anticipation.

No foreplay for this right wing queen, just the D. Stand her up and push her tits against the wall as I slide my cock into her wet throbbing pussy from behind. I can feel her dripping on the rug. She explodes and screams in her native language.

Donnie pounds on the wall, Keep it down, Im owning Crooked Hilary on Twitter.

I stuff one of his ties in her mouth and finish her off, my seed dripping from her. I make her eat every drop then clean up with pages from The Art of the Deal.

I leave her lying and leave as Mike Pences wife is going to eat my ass later.

Trump: Youre cucked!
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r4X0r posted...

KiwiTerraRizing posted...

That sucks. I once got a tow notice because mine was past due by a day. If youre parked they cant write you a ticket.

If you're parked on a public street they sure as hell can.

Not in my city
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Liquid was running around Alaska with no shirt.
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That sucks. I once got a tow notice because mine was past due by a day. If youre parked they cant write you a ticket.
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Cool, start by shoving a smoke detector up your asshole.
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Stairway to Heaven
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Next post soon
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Real income has not changed since the 70s. This fucks poor people as any increase in money they dont pay in taxes will be offset by inflation. Its doesnt make them better off.
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All that shit is fucking peanuts compared to the money they will pay executives. Only a dumb fuck with no balls would think this is good.

Keep bending over for your corporate and government overlords you eunuch.
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Garbabe
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Muffinz0rz posted...

Wait, the account was created in August, how the fuck can you be a month old

Hes account sharing too!
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Not a ban but youll be gone for a while
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Who cares? Quit getting triggered by movies.
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HypnoCoosh posted...

KiwiTerraRizing posted...

The entire Republican platform, What about...

I think it's more about the hypocrisy on the left

You literally just did it again.
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The entire Republican platform, What about...
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C. Ask CEmen for help

The chan is no place for real help, gotta hit up the gents on CE for that.

You take out your android and make a Topic. Trapped in Fap shed, what do? With the first post saying, Killed a woman in self defense, cops are outside, how do I escape?

The posts start rolling in.
Vegy - Is da dead chick cute and white doe?

Littleroyal - my boobs are so perky, Im totally a girl.

Dawkins - record it all!

DocileOrangeCup - Hide in your giant garbage pile

Caution - Hillary started a child slave ring in a shed. Trump wins again!

Harpie - Im so awkward, what color should I dye my hair :/

However none of this proves useful. You decide to pull out the severed boob and fap so you can think clearly. As you squeeze it the blood makes it slip off into the back. You search for it frantically when suddenly you crash through a hatch in the floor into a dirt tunnel, lit only by lanterns.

A. Explore the tunnel
B. Find the boob
C. Clean the blood off yourself
D. Check Facebook
D.
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GeneralZhao posted...

Philoktetes posted...

The average family would get a $4000 raise under the Presidents tax cut plan so how could any member of Congress be against it?

I had no idea the average family made seven figures

Its like saying Im rich because of the average wealth between me and Bill Gates.
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Hes a piece of garbage but the Dawkins saga should be a book.
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Going Jan 11-15
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BD it is

You must return from whence you came! Your fortress has swords and your waifu. Mlady was probably a slut who kissed another man before anyway. You find a severed breast before you go and stick in your pocket.

You creep through the backyard to get back home but see the place is crawling with cops. Luckily you kept your cellphone. You duck into ChadGregs shed and get on the Chan.

-Be me
-be alpha male
-10/10 Pussy just shows up at your door
-before you can bang her next door neighbor slut asks you to bang her
-fuck her so hard she explodes
-hiding in a shed so cops dont get me
-mfw


A. End it all, charge the pigs
B. Cool,fap shed!
C. Ask CEmen for help
D. Back to ChadGregs house
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Somebody post it
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Ouch, absolutely rekt
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Worst gimmick on CE
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What a terrible idea
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Touch posted...

Doom_Art posted...

Was he hung like a moose?

Yes I compared it with one of the footlongs

So only 11
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Whip your dick out and see who comes running
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Talks posted...

only if dawkins comes

He cant leave the state without approval
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Well get a group rate at the Bellagio and get stupid drunk.
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Sure, I fear no man.
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A. Stop Her

This ChadGreg whore must be stopped, you wont do well in prison. You bang on the bathroom door demanding she let you in and to hang up the phone. She only screams and says she is dialing.

You decide to take drastic action, your take a few steps back and rush the door. Your huge pale body flings its fat into the door and it busts off the hinges. The momentum makes your head hit the toilet and you pass out.

When you wake up you have shit yourself even more, but the whore is gone!

You stand up and see it, the pool of blood oozing from all around the door. You crushed the whore to death. You life the door to investigate. Her chest is collapsed and her organs pushed out of the side of her body. Her skull is shattered and both eyes and popped out. Her knees are bent inwards. You go to move and slip in the blood, crashing into the body. This force completely tears the body apart. It explodes all over the room.

You are now dressed on only a kimono and a shirt, covered in shit and blood in a room covered on body parts and fluids from a person you killed.

A. Clean up
B. Run back home and hide in bed
C. Turn yourself into police
D. Post on 4chan
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C. Explore the bedroom

Surely ChadGreg has the lovely Mlady in his bedroom. You leave the kitchen and see the open bedroom door at the end of the hall. You rush into the room, dripping shit from your ass onto the carpet and knocking off pictures with your gut.

In the room you dont see Mlady. You furiously search the closet and under the bed. Where has ChadGreg put her?!

You open the dresser drawers to look for clues and are greeted by womens underwear. You grab a red thong and sniff it thinking of your favorite pony.

You dont notice the woman come out of the bathroom but your hear her scream before she runs back threatening to call the cops.

A. Stop her
B. Run
C Keep searching
D. Explore the panty drawer more
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Jake Peralta: World's Grossest Pervert

How about just say Hi and shut the fuck up?
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Im 66, so thats a bit too short
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SSJKirby posted...

have you tried equipping your actual weapon instead of the broken short sword

Lol, if true
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