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GiftedACIII posted...

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swordz9 posted...

Beat The Fuck Off? That's what first came to mind

That sounds like masturbating angrily. If anyone would do that, it would be vlado, so it makes sense
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"Seriously? I'm Hitler? Wow... I did Nazi that coming..."
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TC do you feel comfortable saying the word blumpkin?
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modderer
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Just saw a commercial for TAR hyping Cody and Jessica.

"You're not listening to me, Cody."

lol. Classic Cody :P
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scarletspeed7 posted...

Vlado posted...

BTFO

Still have no idea what this means.

Blumpkin Titties Farting Oodles
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Flygon
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+4 Judd
+3 Chrissy
+2 Julie
+1 Ashley (samoa)

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+4 Tina
+3 Debbie
+2 Chad
+1 Michele

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+4 Jim
+3 Heidi
+2 Shamar
+1 Tammy

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+4 Cirie
+3 Rob C.
+2 Colleen
+1 Jason

3 weak/weakish groups and then Cirie and Rob C. in the same group :/
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I apologize for being white. I'm so sorry. I didn't have a choice :/
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You? Best poster?

hahahahahahaha lmfao hahaha
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0/10 at whatever this was intended to be
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Th3_Butt3rfly posted...

Assuming they have a logical and rational opinion formed through critical thought.

lol

They don't ;)
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ManSpread posted...

FigureOfSpeech posted...

Someone oughtta strike you sharply in the genitals

Why? For not wanting coked out fools trying to move 160lb half kegs, operating forklifts, fucking up the brewing process, knocking over a bourbon barrel and watching thousands of dollars of profits spill onto the floor (something one of the cokeheads did last week).

They are a huge fucking business liability and all it takes is one fuck up with them being high as hell for the brewery to be shut down. Fucking right I'm going to narc on the so people don't end up losing their job over one nose fiend.

*yaaaawwwwnnnn*
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Th3_Butt3rfly posted...

FigureOfSpeech posted...

Someone oughtta strike you sharply in the genitals

That's not a question.

I didn't attempt to pass it off as such.
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Someone oughtta strike you sharply in the genitals
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yoloyoloswagEMP posted...

Twin Peaks having James Hurley sing at The Roadhouse gets my vote.

James was always cool

lol just watched that episode last night. As soon as he started singing, I was all "nope" and muted the tv. I had enough "you and i" the first time around
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1% less biased than Pyongyang news agency
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hahahahaha lmfao @ mal
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Anything not made by apple
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Joke topic by joke user
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Cheater87 posted...

CNN, Fox News and MSNBC are NOT reporting this so far.

Shit... it's probably real in that case :(
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SSJGrimReaper posted...

ssj3vegeta_ posted...

Fuck off turtle

dat turtle is huge

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Wtf when did this turn into a meltdown topic? O_O
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What a waste of a level 37 account.
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Santo3485 posted...

orcus_snake posted...

I mean, before when people thought earth was flath Im sure everyone would have laughed at them when they started saying otherwise, just because thats what the vast majority of people were taught, now I have no fucking clue if its true or not othern than what I learned at school, but like that one movie guy said "trust, but verify"

We have facts that Earth is round.

Flat Earthers hasn?t provided any single fact at all.

I take it you don't consider "gravity is bullshit" as fact...
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Get married - I would, but I generally don't really even do relationships. She would have make an impression on me.

Vegetarian - inconvenient for my lifestyle. I don't always eat meat, but I'm not cutting it out.

Drugs/alcohol - I enjoy drinking. I would cut down under the right circumstances but never stop altogether. I use weed recreationally/medicinally (helps my chronic neck/shoulder pain). Also no intention to stop.

Porn/2nd thing that is also porn - I don't understand why these are on the list.

Social media - I don't really do social media as it is.

Criticizing - description in opening post is vague and inapplicable.

Money caution - I am already pretty cautious with money.

Morals - I don't feel cause to adjust my morals from what they are currently. I have no religion or god. I won't be acquiring either.

Exercise - on work days, I already walk for more than a half hour, so I could be doing worse here as it stands.
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008Zulu posted...

Villain posted...

Society as a whole makes the infrastructure possibility.

erect

Ayyyyyy lmao
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tennisdude818 posted...

I don?t understand why some people are turned on by human waste.

Urine actually isn't all that unsanitary really
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Not in the mouth, no. I'd be open to that sort of thing, but no face or mouth.
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Yes. I always do now.
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Bullet_Wing posted...

FigureOfSpeech posted...

TheCurseX2 posted...

I don't want to hit anything on you unless it's my fist and your weak bitch chin.

I'd enjoy getting hit by you. There are a number of things I'd really like to do someone while having a strong case for self-defense.

Are you weak? TC won't fight you unless you're weak. Apparently the last time he fought a non weak person he was 9 and lost.

No, I've just never been in a fight before, which would be a selling point for him to think I was inexperienced and maybe assume I'm weak as such, though in truth, no one has ever had the balls to swing at me, except for weak people who I didn't fight because their punches were too pitiful to even trigger adrenaline. One of them back in high school actually looked 9. I think he was 16 though. Claimed he could knock me out in one punch. Got his chance. I probably did actually blink from it... as a reflex, but I have no way to confirm that.
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TheCurseX2 posted...

I don't want to hit anything on you unless it's my fist and your weak bitch chin.

I'd enjoy getting hit by you. There are a number of things I'd really like to do someone while having a strong case for self-defense.
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Alkaloid posted...

The problem with licensing in this case (having children) is that proper enforcement of it is simply impractical.

"Whoopsie" (illegal, in this case) babies would still need to be cared for, unless the plan is to destroy them (unethical).

Offenders could be legal minors. How do you handle that situation?

How do you enforce a suspension or revocation of the license?

I assume at some point the only recourse is to "fix" the offender, or somehow prevent them from engaging in reproductive behavior. Is this really a hill worth fighting for, much less dying on?

It's just 1984 bullshit.

Ideally, they have a way of making everyone sterile by default and reverse it in those who pass the tests, enabling them to procreate
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I would hesitate because I hate onions. Other than that it sounds delicious.
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ThecurseX2 might be showing up soon
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Absolutely
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TheCurseX2 posted...

FigureOfSpeech posted...

I don't get the reference and I really don't give a fuck because you'd never see me in a coffee shop anyway. I don't drink coffee.

Could've fooled me with the amount of cream you like to slurp down your throat.

Again, no. This was a stupid thing to say. Not clever at all. Either you were making a semen reference, which if so was a lazy, low brow kindergarten effort "haha cream lol get it? Derrr"... or you were just saying some other dumb asinine thing.

Either way, you yourself are a more effective joke than any of the ones you've attempted to make.
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TheCurseX2 posted...

FigureOfSpeech posted...

TheCurseX2 posted...

"Christian God."

Just say "God."

That's a rude thing to say

If I saw you in a coffee shop I'd smack the back of your head just as you'd go in to take a sip.

You've no idea the menace I am IRL. Haven't lost a fight since I was 9.

MAYBE TODAY'S THE DAY, MMM?

MMM?

YOU THE MAN?

MM?

I don't get the reference and I really don't give a fuck because you'd never see me in a coffee shop anyway. I don't drink coffee.
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gguirao posted...

Throw the book at him!

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TheCurseX2 posted...

"Christian God."

Just say "God."

That's a rude thing to say
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My penis is just kinda penisy
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ssj3vegeta_ posted...

Niiice one bruh

Thx
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Sparksfanboy posted...

FigureOfSpeech posted...

--kresnik-- posted...

That's so funny that casual gamers falsely think that this is a shared account. The mods would easily be able to tell if it was.

Casual gamers? What does that have to do with anything?

A facebook group i'm a part of feebas O_O

Oh okay. Never heard of it pidgey
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What's jesus?
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ssj3vegeta_ posted...

They think its hella gross

Does not compute
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--kresnik-- posted...

That's so funny that casual gamers falsely think that this is a shared account. The mods would easily be able to tell if it was.

Casual gamers? What does that have to do with anything?
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