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TopicWhat's the best way to go about shaving your scrotum?
Firewood18
11/10/17 8:51:56 AM
#1
And is it a good idea to ask a SO to help?
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TopicHave you ever SKIPPED CHRISTMAS???
Firewood18
11/04/17 7:34:36 PM
#5
Would if I could.
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TopicWhat if we peed out oil instead of water?
Firewood18
11/04/17 7:33:03 PM
#16
Ok. What then? Would you cook with it?
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TopicIf you kickstarted, say the game here
Firewood18
11/04/17 2:37:36 PM
#10
Shadowrun Returns
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TopicWhat's your favorite band RIGHT NOW??
Firewood18
11/04/17 12:18:30 PM
#32
I'm always listening to about 2,500 songs put on random from my iPod. I usually don't skip Warren Zevon or Tom Petty no matter what mood I'm in so I'll say one of those two.
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TopicAre you excitable?
Firewood18
11/04/17 10:51:34 AM
#2
I love pot roast so much that I will pick it up and rub it all over myself.
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TopicJenna Abrams twitter
Firewood18
11/04/17 10:34:54 AM
#1
An alt right persona that was active since 2014 and had 70,000 followers turned out to be Russian Internet trolls.

This is Cold War subversive stuff and people just ate it up.
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TopicTrying to get back into Walking Dead, what's that episode where
Firewood18
11/04/17 10:09:31 AM
#14
Just finished S7. The ending to it was super cheesy. It felt rushed and incredibly stupid. It's no wonder the viewership plummeted going into S8.

The opening of S5 was the best imo. That shit was intense.
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TopicWhat should I watch?
Firewood18
11/03/17 3:17:06 PM
#9
None. Watch Holy Motors if you haven't seen it yet.
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TopicHow does your work allot vacation time around Christmas?
Firewood18
11/03/17 2:31:53 PM
#11
They bank all the minor federal holidays and we get a little over a week of paid time off between Christmas and New Years.
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TopicI might have cost somebody their job at the convenience store today
Firewood18
11/03/17 2:00:17 PM
#42
Screw you and your little dog too.
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TopicRate that food ~ Day 1537 ~ Cream cheese bagel
Firewood18
11/03/17 11:49:11 AM
#7
Excellent for an "on the go" breakfast.
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TopicNEW TMNT will have a black April O'Neal and Raphael as the leader
Firewood18
11/03/17 10:26:08 AM
#10
This is great. My son is going to love this news.
I don't mind changing things up a bit either. I read a comic once that had just Raph and Casey Jones teamed up with guns going Rambo on a bunch of mobsters.
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TopicWorst 'classic rock' band?
Firewood18
11/03/17 12:49:26 AM
#17
Really the best way to answer this is to go to your local Goodwill and look through the vinyl and CDs.
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TopicHow are you still single?
Firewood18
11/03/17 12:07:55 AM
#10
All the good ones are 2 dimensional.
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TopicAny complaints or praises for the Switch controller?
Firewood18
11/02/17 11:40:20 PM
#1
I don't own one but opinions on it might slightly make me buying one be considered.
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TopicWorst 'classic rock' band?
Firewood18
11/02/17 11:25:54 PM
#7
Eagles. They are cruddy piles of flaking shit.
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Topicbeauty is in the eye of the beer holder
Firewood18
11/02/17 11:23:12 PM
#4
Sure as long as remembering names isn't important.
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TopicDo you want kids?
Firewood18
11/02/17 11:09:23 PM
#8
White people having children is racist.

Yup, I've heard it said that procreating can be an oppresive affront.
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TopicYou come across wet cement.
Firewood18
11/02/17 10:23:35 PM
#6
I can't even be trusted with a sharpie...
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TopicPringles is a terrible brand of chips.
Firewood18
11/02/17 10:18:26 PM
#17
Pringles are great. They recently had a zest salsa flavor that was top notch.
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TopicI'm watching What we do in the Shadows
Firewood18
11/02/17 4:14:27 PM
#4
Yeah those NZ guys were always on the cusp of being truly hilarious but then this movie finally put them over.
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TopicITT: I get sued.
Firewood18
11/02/17 3:50:07 PM
#17
Tomatoes
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TopicWho would you choose as your new best friend from this list?
Firewood18
11/01/17 11:38:40 PM
#9
The ghost of Jefferson possessing the body of Johanson might lead us to an era of peace under the matriarch.
I'll go with that.
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TopicIf you were given the death sentence, what would your last meal be?
Firewood18
11/01/17 11:24:00 PM
#21
A recreation of the best meal I ever had. So unless they have a genius culinary grad on staff, it'll have to be a time travel back to the year 2001.
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Topicim currently in talks with a couple lawyers
Firewood18
11/01/17 3:06:28 PM
#35
TheCyborgNinja posted...
NightShift posted...
hes been in contact with top men..... TOP MEN!

I heard his uncle even works at Hellmans!

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TopicRate that food ~ Day 1536 ~ Kit Kat
Firewood18
11/01/17 2:51:41 PM
#4
The inside of a Kit Kat is made from other inferior Kit Kats. Genius.
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TopicAnother day, another trope.
Firewood18
11/01/17 12:35:00 PM
#1
Just as I was about to be overwhelmed by bad guys, my partner whom I presumed dead in a fiery explosion awhile ago, suddenly appears to help.
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TopicAnswer a stupid question, ask a stupid question.
Firewood18
11/01/17 9:20:01 AM
#365
Go for it. Puns = fun

Do you think the mods condone bestiality?
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TopicSo which celebrity do you think will be accused next of sex related shenanigans?
Firewood18
10/31/17 4:29:57 PM
#18
The answer is Jeremy Piven apparently.
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TopicWhat does snow feel like?
Firewood18
10/31/17 12:41:03 PM
#14
Like a soft blanket that you can crawl under and suffer a cold death.
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TopicInterview for a bank teller position in an hour
Firewood18
10/31/17 9:23:54 AM
#3
Probably too late to do some PI work getting some blackmail material.
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TopicI don't seek relationships because I don't feel I'm very interesting AMA
Firewood18
10/31/17 12:48:45 AM
#19
I'm guessing you are in your mid 20's,
existentialism hits hard about then. Wondering if you have anything to high five to the world, wether its a fruitful career or having children or whatever.

It's time to establish and take risks (add more curse words and imagine Samual L Jackson giving advice).
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TopicScientists say the universe shouldn't really exist
Firewood18
10/31/17 12:08:14 AM
#30
Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is condensed to a slow vibration. We are all one consciousness expiriencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death and life is only a dream and we are only imagining ourselves. Here is Tom with the weather...

-Bill
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TopicSo here is a story of "trick or treating" when i was 14.
Firewood18
10/30/17 11:36:48 PM
#6
Yeah you're a shithead.

But I did some stupid shit too on
Halloween. Including:
Putting shaving cream on a dogs back, taking all the good candy from a help yourself bowl and egging a college students stereo.

All these things, though malicious sounding, do have have a story to go with them. And they have a sense of some sort of adolescent retribution attached to them that made them perfect for Halloween.
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TopicSo which celebrity do you think will be accused next of sex related shenanigans?
Firewood18
10/30/17 11:27:23 PM
#3
Betty White
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TopicI'm about to quit this job in the worst way
Firewood18
10/30/17 11:25:39 PM
#125
Just quit in the best way and not the worst way. I haven't read every single post but enough to realize this is just a bit job that is just a bump in the road.

It's not like they're going to haunt you down the road for stealing company secrets. Just move on.
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TopicKevin Spacey exposed as a pedophile
Firewood18
10/30/17 10:26:29 PM
#64
OmniImmortal posted...
Am I weird to say that, if I was a 14 year-old guy, I'd let 27-year old Kevin Spacey do whatever he wanted to me?

It ain't wierd to be queer.
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TopicKevin Spacey exposed as a pedophile
Firewood18
10/30/17 7:46:35 PM
#35
At this point I wouldn't be surprised if some comes out against Robin Williams.
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TopicWatched John Wick Ch. 2. Action Scenes = Amazing! *spoilers*
Firewood18
10/29/17 12:54:09 AM
#3
Yes, these are good action movies. Mostly because of good cinematography and Keanu Reeves doesn't have to talk much.
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TopicGoing bald sucks.
Firewood18
10/29/17 12:47:30 AM
#12
I'll probably start a comb over and a collection of nice hats in my 50's.
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TopicWhy do Americans hate long hair and beards on professional environments ?
Firewood18
10/29/17 12:13:15 AM
#12
It's just trend and style.
Look at presidential portraits, when was the last one with long hair or a beard?
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TopicCan you dance?
Firewood18
10/29/17 12:07:53 AM
#1
If you want to?
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