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Crimsoness posted...

So what you're really saying is "I can't find anyone and instead of admitting my personal faults that are preventing this I'll just blame it on the universe instead"

Yeah, sure. Are you happy now?

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Because it's just how it is. I'm tired of people perpetuating this "love is for anyone" idea. It's not, and the sooner some people realize that the better. I'll be the first to admit it's not for me.

bsp77 posted...

Post 11 sucked

Not as much as literally every post you've made ITT

Right fuckin now!

Couldn't ever imagine using a laptop as my primary. This desktop is my central command center.

Topic should've ended and closed at post #11

You just don't. At that point you accept that it was just never for you to begin with. Plenty of people come and go without ever experiencing romance or raising children (if that's what you want, of course).

Zikten posted...

It's okay.

No it's not okay. The driver needs to be found, stuffed into a pet cage himself and then left on the side of the road in buttfuck nowhere in order for justice to fully be served.

Grim: So, what're ya in for?
Inmate: I beat the CRUD out of a guy...FOR FARTING!!!

I hear they do all sorts of things to you in there like hold you down and fart in your mouth or dunk your head in a dookie stew filled toilet.

Dude should've stayed a crack fiend. World was better off when we didn't know his name.

ssjevot posted...

You're confusing a strip club with a hostess bar/kyabakura. They both exist and aren't the same thing. Every kind of prostitution related service exists and is legal for the most part (penis in vagina sex is technically not, but you can loophole it).

Ah, I see. Thanks for the clarification. Very interesting.

Do they have actual strip clubs out there? Like full nudity or is it really like Yakuza and the clubs are just fancy cabarets where women in dresses sit and chat/flirt with you while buying endless amounts of alcohol and nobody takes their clothes off?

Or is all that just in their version of a red light district?

Scorpions, eh? I can see it. They get played quite a bit out here. Just about every place of business I've ever walked into here either has Rock You Like a Hurricane, Still Loving You, No One Like You, or all three in their background music playlist.

Also WTF at Washington and Florida actually having good taste. Mad props to Oregon for the lone Thin Lizzy representation, likewise for Hawaii with Santana. Ironic that California's favorite is a band that originated in New York.

Also LOL @ Rhode Island holding it down as the lone Black Sabbath rep. Rock on you tiny state ass havin' MFs.

Good, screw her damn show lol

Can't stand her face/personality/everything

/melty

It's hard to just say yes or no. Like if it weren't taboo from the beginning of time then yeah probably not. But if tomorrow suddenly public nudity was globally legalized, then sure it'd be quite the whiplash.

I'd imagine still in time that I'd get desensitized, but definitely the first handful of years I'm gonna need to be wearing two pairs of underwear and pants to keep the Alaskan Bull Worm from visually announcing its presence.

Gen 2's problem is too many Pokemon are cooler to look at than they are to actually use in-game.

It's got some of my favorite designs, but yeah all I can think of is how janky G/S/C was and how they dropped the ball with movesets and stat spreads (and the overall leveling of all the trainers sans Red).

You already replied to that troll once, don't even pay them attention lol

Also yeah Japan does have somewhat of a drinking problem. I'm surprised you weren't aware of that already. You've seen the "drunken businessman with his tie wrapped around his head"-type character in anime before, right?

It ain't always the same but yeah a lot of dudes (and probably women too) whose lives are just work 24/7 often hit the booze pretty hard to deal with the stress of working (since weed is illegal there and probably really crappy)

So, has the driver been hung, drawn and quartered yet?

You also have to enter a micro-car circuit tournament (you don't have to win, but you at least gotta obtain a car and enter it into a tournament).

Only the stupid ones

You could practically live off the vending machine foods there

The teacher should've ripped one when they asked if she farts too just to blow their minds even more.

4/5 design
1/5 usability

Also it's dumb how they couldn't animate the red head to specifically do fire attacks

Delirious_Beard posted...

entering glizzy overdrive

Came in here to post this XD

inb4lock

Also damn, never thought I'd see the day.

PoopPotato posted...

Not enough to justify having a prime account.

This but I still have a Prime account anyway lol

Hope that driver is in a fetal position shitting and pissing himself in fear right now

Disagreeing with me on anything

Turbam posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/5/5/AANKsdAAE4rz.jpg

The shot was taken at just the right angle to make it look like he's got a chipped tooth AND an underbite lol

I don't hate them, but I am kinda "over" them in general. Like, I've known so many people who've had them as pets that they don't really do anything for me. It's like seeing a pigeon, big whoop.

Turbam posted...

So they didn't get him?

He's literally front and center in the thumbnail lmao

Butterfiles posted...

Yeah bluetooth headphones suck ass

This.

I don't want to have to charge my earphones on top of my phone as well.

I remember the first time I saw that shit on TV at like 3am as a kid. I wasn't sure what surprised me more, the fact that they were dropping the n-bomb uncensored or the fact that I just saw a censored animated BBC.

Literally just came back from a trip to my local record store lol

None, it ends here.

Ugh I've heard nothing but bad things about that liquid you apparently gotta drink to clean your system out.

Those financial planners aren't too off the mark with saying "don't make conspicuous mega-purchases too soon", but yeah fuck right off with telling people to stay at their jobs. All the free time you'll suddenly have from quitting can be spent deciding how you're gonna make your getaway from society.

I mean, go right ahead and make a huge purchase/move as long as you're taking all your shit in one trip (not like you couldn't just rent out a whole U-Haul's inventory of trucks to stash everything you got) and you're not looking back.

Neon easily.

Well, if it makes you feel any better, all of those asswipes are likely dead or gettin' there real soon by now.

I remember going to a CVS to pick up my medication during 2021, and the drive-thru was closed. I go inside and there's a big ass line at the pharmacy window, which also happens to be closed.

The problem? The lead pharmacist got into a car accident and because apparently this stupid fucking company doesn't have a backup system in place for things like this, you just had this small group of regular employees (and pharmacy employees) just standing there doing fucking nothing and telling us that they had to wait for another lead pharmacist from another store to get over there and unlock the goddamn pharmacy window.

There were other people in line also getting pissed because there wasn't any easy way of filing a complaint against CVS.

I thought the topic title meant the guy was so fast he outsped the police and evaded them.

Not like, he's the fastest to go from being considered a regular citizen to a child predator being exposed on national television.

Anytime someone refers to some bullshit rules or policies that are in place, I just want to snap their wrists. That's seriously the most goody two-shoes, bitch made ass response to criticism or backlash ever. Either admit you're wrong or don't make the mistake of saying stupid shit to begin with.

And yeah it's nice that someone raised money to pay off all the accounts with debt, but that's only fixing part of the problem. The next problem that needs fixing is the shit heels that not only posted the original, but the half-assed "apology" as well.

Calling MF DOOM a UK rapper is kinda off the mark. Yes, he was born there and was technically a citizen his whole life or at least in the latter half of his life (seeing as he wasn't allowed back into the US either due to his visa expiring or never having one to begin with), but pretty much all imagery of him is integrated with NY.

You always see pics of him wearing a Ewing jersey, hell even the shirts they sell on his own website say "MF DOOM NEW YORK CITY".

Fuck y'all, I like slowthai

Yeah, pretty frequently in Phoenix, AZ.

I know this is kinda insensitive but I honestly don't know how our summer heat doesn't just cook everyone to death. I mean, obviously we do have quite a number of heat related homeless deaths, but especially with this most recent summer where we had a full ass month of 110+ degree weather, it's almost kind of hard to believe anyone could survive being homeless and not at least staying in a shelter or something. I see people bundled up on metal bus stop benches during the day and I know that shit ain't comfy.

Ideally, I'd invest some of it and pay off the mortgage on my house.

But in reality, I'd find a way to blow it all. Sad thing is I could totally see myself making 2mil disappear from my bank account within 6 months.

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A couple people fell down, but the first person just walked it off. The second guy was much older and took a much rougher fall, causing him to lay there on his back in pain for several minutes before he's able to drag himself over to a wall to sit up. Then two more women come down and the second guy tries to warn them, but one slips and falls anyway. It's only after that that the camera feed skips to paramedics taking care of the people fell.