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Topic | You know what Joseph Stalin and Abraham Lincoln have in common? |
VorpalAxeMan 09/07/23 2:03:46 AM #10 | Neither one could beat Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!! ?
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Topic | Communism: Give a man a home and he will think of how to fill it |
VorpalAxeMan 09/06/23 1:16:49 PM #187 | Th problem is guaranteeing that whoever's in power has meeting the needs and interests of the people as their goal.
Benevolent kings do this, but how to make sure your king is good? Let the people pick the king, obviously they wouldn't elect anyone that would harm them. How could that go wrong? Simple. Power tends to aggregate, groups form around the goal of gaining power for power sake. You end up with a corrupt system that serves only to perpetuate itself. I believe the power of choice, so easily corrupted, should be taken away. Let the king be chosen by lot. Short, temporary terms. A pressing issue needing an immediate response? A random citizen can be asked their response and that can be acted upon. Idiots and the self centered will still be placed in power under my proposed system, but their influence would be drowned out by sheer statistics. --- Abba Zabba, you my only friend. |
Topic | Should Fukushima release radioactive water? |
VorpalAxeMan 09/06/23 2:16:05 AM #12 | Use it to make cola. It'll sell.
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Topic | 15 million bucks, but 3 times every year, you turn into a cat and must hunt mice |
VorpalAxeMan 09/01/23 4:26:42 PM #10 | Do rodents in general count? Like I could kill a rat or a mole or something instead?
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Topic | Anyone else hate human looking aliens. |
VorpalAxeMan 08/29/23 11:15:38 PM #34 | Check out Niven's Known Space series if you want inhuman aliens.
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Topic | When was the last time that you personally experienced racism? |
VorpalAxeMan 08/25/23 6:58:06 PM #10 | Does being racist count? Last month I told a Mexican co-worker a racist joke about Mexicans. I warned her first and she said to tell her. She thought it was funny.
Um, just wanna add the joke was related to the conversation we were having. I didn't just see a minority and think 'I should go offend her." --- Abba Zabba, you my only friend. |
Topic | No wonder life seems fake or simulated |
VorpalAxeMan 08/22/23 12:59:34 AM #9 | If you used every atom in the universe to build a device to simulate a universe, even using the best possible engineering imaginable, your device wouldn't have enough processing to simulate at a 1:1 ratio.
You'd have to pull some trickery like having really large scales behave differently to how really small scales act, or not store the exact properties of particles if they aren't being observed. --- Abba Zabba, you my only friend. |
Topic | It's 2023. Is the word "funner" a word to you yet? |
VorpalAxeMan 08/21/23 11:02:34 AM #5 | Sure, why not?
When it storms there's funner and lightning. --- Abba Zabba, you my only friend. |
Topic | Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. |
VorpalAxeMan 08/20/23 6:33:15 PM #12 | Not all insects are centaurs, but all centaurs are insects?
Edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aSCPmabRpM --- Abba Zabba, you my only friend. |
Topic | Megamind is a great movie. I like the part. |
VorpalAxeMan 08/20/23 1:51:14 PM #3 | I like how he says Metrocity.
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Topic | When did you realize that Jackie Chan is actually a terrible being? |
VorpalAxeMan 08/20/23 11:10:07 AM #12 | Didn't his name come up in the Panama Papers? Something about offshore money to buy a mansion cause "that's the way it's done"?
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Topic | How do you know when a woman has an orgasm |
VorpalAxeMan 08/19/23 7:55:03 PM #21 | Was expecting:
She turns off her toy. --- Abba Zabba, you my only friend. |
Topic | It's funny how so many old things would be "woke" by today's standards |
VorpalAxeMan 08/19/23 2:04:49 PM #9 | Remember when manly, confident men wore tight hose to show off their shapely calves? And make up and wigs and heels?
Or that period when boys wore dresses until they were five? --- Abba Zabba, you my only friend. |
Topic | Bandoleer or Bandolier? |
VorpalAxeMan 08/17/23 12:53:30 AM #7 | UnholyMudcrab posted...
Either is acceptable, but the latter is more commonIf they're interchange I like the 'ie' spelling better, but I'm a little anal and wanted to be sure. Thank you. --- Abba Zabba, you my only friend. |
Topic | Bandoleer or Bandolier? |
VorpalAxeMan 08/17/23 12:49:01 AM #4 | Cemith posted...
Pretty sure it's spelled like the latter but said like the former. Like how "Kuykendahl" is spelled... the way it is; but it's pronounced "Ker-ken-doll"Neat, thanks! MarthGoomba posted... I've never seen bandoleerI wasn't sure how to spell it and used google. The results didn't help. --- Abba Zabba, you my only friend. |
Topic | Bandoleer or Bandolier? |
VorpalAxeMan 08/17/23 12:40:06 AM #1 | Which is the correct spelling and what is the difference?
I'm trying to write a short story, and the internet is giving me conflicting or confusing answers, so maybe ya'll can weigh in. The character is putting a tool away carried in one of several pouches sewn to a long leather sash worn over the shoulder and across his chest, tucked at the opposite hip. The websight I looked at makes the distinction based on whether ammunition or grenades are stored on it on how you spell it, but that isn't useful. Any thoughts? --- Abba Zabba, you my only friend. |
Topic | CEusers who still support Trump, can you explain why? |
VorpalAxeMan 08/16/23 1:15:27 AM #51 | Dark_Arbron posted...
Those who say they supported Trump at first because they considered him a shakeup from the establishment, how did you reconcile his overt racism? Wasnt that a turn off? I saw it as just part of his 'appeal'. The pure chaos and destruction he represented were powered by narcissism and idiocy. Admittedly I overestimated the damage he would do, but the after shocks are far from over. That wasn't the only reason, though. The other feasibly electable candidates, Jeb and Hillary, were both from political dynasties, which I despise on principle. --- Abba Zabba, you my only friend. |
Topic | What's a good plan to make Batman break his no kill rule? |
VorpalAxeMan 08/15/23 1:00:56 AM #11 | Create an army of perfectly lifelike magical constructs. Capture Batman and take him to a secure area, like a remote island or moonbase, staffed mostly by your constructs. Proceed to have them attack him in increasing numbers and with greater lethality, with the first few easy knockouts leading to 'accidental' self destructions.
Then you need to taunt him about just making more, until he begins using kill shots. Then you add the real humans to the fray. Unfortunately the writer decided Batman can see through the plan, because he can, but it sounds solid otherwise. --- Abba Zabba, you my only friend. |
Topic | How exactly does Dungeons and Dragons work? |
VorpalAxeMan 08/14/23 10:29:29 AM #7 | Depends on the group. I've been in games where high dice and rule of cool were all that mattered as well as at tables that bog down because the pally wants to grapple a ghost and the DM cross references spiked armor versus automatic miss chances.
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Topic | Author of The Fault in Our Stars says his book is now banned in Indianapolis |
VorpalAxeMan 08/09/23 5:21:50 PM #6 | Zikten posted...
Fault in Our Stars is based on a real person? Yeah. There was a video with the girl, but I'm too lazy to find it for you, sorry. --- Abba Zabba, you my only friend. |
Topic | Author of The Fault in Our Stars says his book is now banned in Indianapolis |
VorpalAxeMan 08/09/23 5:18:27 PM #4 | Meh, he's been making money from a dead girl's story. Thought it was ironic when he got diagnosed, though I'm glad he's recovering.
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Topic | RIP Tree |
VorpalAxeMan 08/08/23 10:32:37 AM #5 | That path is forever impassable, at least until you clear the next gym.
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Topic | NEWS: A parasite has been brought back to life after thousands of years |
VorpalAxeMan 08/05/23 10:20:26 AM #61 | Ivermectin?
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Topic | SHOCKING study shows resumes with They/Them more likely to be overlooked |
VorpalAxeMan 08/02/23 5:56:10 PM #32 | "Sorry, you'll likely struggle with our workplace culture. We're family oriented here."
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Topic | I wish games didn't tie trophies/achievements to multiplayer |
VorpalAxeMan 08/01/23 5:49:41 PM #3 | Or games that lock your trophy progression behind other people's actions. Little Big Planet 2's trophies require other people to 'like' you and your levels. --- Abba Zabba, you my only friend. |
Topic | Genie grants you 3 powers with no monkeyshines involved. What do you pick? |
VorpalAxeMan 07/21/23 6:42:53 PM #22 | Instant regeneration Eternal youth Perfect memory Inflictable at will to any victim. Suffer forever, mwhuahahaha! --- Abba Zabba, you my only friend. |
Topic | The Blob, the Thing and Rhino (all Marvel) take on Juggernaut. |
VorpalAxeMan 07/18/23 7:56:12 PM #4 | Ben happens to have this gizmo the doc gave him in the last issue that causes mental feedback or something. Blob holds his attention, Rhino gets his metal hat thing off and Thing uses the gadget. Moon logic. --- Abba Zabba, you my only friend. |
Topic | Need ideas for my DnD campaign |
VorpalAxeMan 06/21/23 2:22:04 AM #2 | Monkey skeletons, left boots, newspaper shreddings, pickles, dirt, gravel, darkroom vivarium, gnome hotel? --- Abba Zabba, you my only friend. |
Topic | Is wokeness a problem to you? |
VorpalAxeMan 06/12/23 9:06:02 PM #268 | There are interviews that show that at least some diversity casting is done to score political points. They claim to want to anger 'the bigots'. Seems kinda counterproductive to treat POC and other under represented groups as a bludgeon instead of as real people. There should be representation on tv and in movies, absolutely. It's more entertaining when characters stand out from each other or have lessons to teach each other. --- Abba Zabba, you my only friend. |
Topic | What if we meet a buncha alien races and we're the toughest? |
VorpalAxeMan 06/03/23 8:26:24 PM #8 | Check out r/HFY if you're interested in stories about that. Deathworlders is really good but lost me towards the end. --- Abba Zabba, you my only friend. |
Topic | "The more people like something, the worse that thing is" |
VorpalAxeMan 06/03/23 7:22:46 PM #6 | The more people you attempt to appeal to, the less appealing you end up. Niche interests that become mainstream often change in ways that cause them to lose those who enjoyed them in the original form. --- Abba Zabba, you my only friend. |
Topic | The Bible has been BANNED in Utah |
VorpalAxeMan 06/02/23 3:46:08 PM #21 | The parents actually trying to ban books very likely have bibles at home. Doubt they have any LGBT friendly literature at home, though. --- Abba Zabba, you my only friend. |
Topic | Asexual pride topic |
VorpalAxeMan 06/02/23 10:05:52 AM #9 | Not ace, but I have a friend who is. Keep being your best selves. --- Abba Zabba, you my only friend. |
Topic | Be near immortal AND get 1 mil? |
VorpalAxeMan 05/29/23 6:58:47 PM #40 | Sign me up, then. Rocket launcher fists goooooooo! --- Abba Zabba, you my only friend. |
Topic | Be near immortal AND get 1 mil? |
VorpalAxeMan 05/29/23 6:55:36 PM #37 | Can we, eventually, get cybernetics? Like cameras for eyes and giant spiked treads and stuff? --- Abba Zabba, you my only friend. |
Topic | The worst summer time insects? |
VorpalAxeMan 05/20/23 2:51:07 PM #41 | These things: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2852 Can't have a barbecue without Cousin Johnny crashing it. --- Abba Zabba, you my only friend. |
Topic | Any Youtubers you used to watch all the time and miss? |
VorpalAxeMan 05/19/23 6:57:37 PM #11 | Bibliridian posted a new Alien Biosphere video yesterday, otherwise I'd add him to the list. It had been six months since the last episode. --- Abba Zabba, you my only friend. |
Topic | Yo what Mr. Miyagi doin? |
VorpalAxeMan 05/19/23 3:03:07 PM #2 | Winning. --- Abba Zabba, you my only friend. |
Topic | Do you agree with this site closing the Politics board? |
VorpalAxeMan 05/18/23 1:11:10 AM #184 | Having read a lot of the threads on 261 over a period of years, I can say with confidence that it was an incredibly vile place full of the worst kind of dogpiling, name calling, and targeted harassment. Any dissent from the popular opinion was greeted with calls of Trumper, alt, and bought account. AMP and karma both were used as convenient excuses to treat a user as subhuman, and the behavior was celebrated by the community. These may be good people, but their behavior was, is, and is likely to contine being completely unacceptable in any civil discussion. --- Abba Zabba, you my only friend. |
Topic | What farm is the most time intensive in Minecraft that you've built? |
VorpalAxeMan 05/17/23 11:52:15 PM #4 | I let them spawn in a layer of water contained by signs, then take lethal fall damage over a collection platform patrolled by hopper minecarts. Drainage took days but unlimited sea lanterns was pretty nice. Kombucha posted... That's pretty impressive. Like I had mentioned, those guardian farms look very unapproachable just because of the effort involved in draining everything. That's cool that you managed to set one up. Did you use soul sand in a tank system to direct them over edges to their deaths? How did you manage getting in and out if you didn't clear a perimeter? That debuff the little guys shoot was pretty annoying. Did you keep a cow in a boat nearby for easy milk access? Bessie was my constant companion during construction. --- Abba Zabba, you my only friend. |
Topic | What farm is the most time intensive in Minecraft that you've built? |
VorpalAxeMan 05/17/23 9:38:10 PM #2 | I built a guardian farm once. Draining the ocean took forever. Never tried the new gold farms but i put one of the old portal frame farms up, years ago. Honestly both were unnecessary as I only play solo and only built them for completion sake. I think my biggest project was right before they expanded the y coordinate I dug out (most of) a perimeter for a creeper farm, but never finished because it just wasn't worth it compared to a simple dark room spawner. --- Abba Zabba, you my only friend. |
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