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TopicDune: Part 2 trailer will come out tomorrow
MrKapowski
05/02/23 5:01:33 PM
#11
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/1/0/AASSvUAAEcG-.jpg

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TopicMy sister's friend had her baby today!
MrKapowski
05/02/23 4:58:55 PM
#2
Maybe you should tell them instead of posting this here where they're guaranteed to not see it

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TopicHow to Feel Less Lonely, According to the Surgeon General
MrKapowski
05/02/23 11:27:00 AM
#6
That last one is terrible advice

Nobody fucking cares

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TopicWould you spend $85 on a controller?
MrKapowski
05/02/23 7:17:39 AM
#3
For a basic controller, even with a rechargable battery pack? No.

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TopicSome kind of serial killer maybe in Oklahoma. Bodies found
MrKapowski
05/01/23 8:18:21 PM
#2
From what I've heard, this McFadden asshole was supposed to go back to court today (and probably prison), so he killed his family and the girls visiting his daughter and then himself.

Not a serial killer, just a cowardly piece of shit.

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TopicJedi blade is just a beam of light
MrKapowski
04/29/23 9:52:13 AM
#8
I saw a theory that lightsabers have actual blades, you just can't see them because they're still really hot and glow really bright.

That's why when Luke flails wildly at Darth Vader and bops him on the shoulder, he doesn't chop his arm off. He hit him with the flat side of the blade. And of course, it's still hot so Vader got burned.

It also kind of makes sense with how lightsabers deflect lasers...

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TopicWhy are Biden's approval ratings low?
MrKapowski
04/29/23 8:51:41 AM
#9
https://youtu.be/14OK8_Cpiz0

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TopicThere's a guy stalking me at work.
MrKapowski
04/29/23 8:20:35 AM
#27
Super fucked up, that ap dude is an asshole and should probably be fired

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TopicI've had half a dozen threesomes in the last few weeks.
MrKapowski
04/29/23 8:18:23 AM
#7
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/9/4/AAT2moAADSmC.jpg

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TopicMy wife: stop talking to me when im in the bathroom
MrKapowski
04/27/23 1:48:02 PM
#9
bigblu89 posted...
I was on her side based on the topic title, but she lost me in the OP.

My wife does the same thing. Picks the most private times to try to interact.

I can wake up, get out of bed, go into the living room to say good morning to her (she routinely wakes up earlier than I do), use the bathroom, shower, shave, brush my teeth, put on deodorant, etc. Not a single peep from her.

The SECOND I close the bedroom door ant take my towel off to get dressed she barges in with the plans for the day. And I understand that it's her room too, but I've repeatedly asked her to wait till I'm "done with my morning" to bombard me with the plans for the day. In a house with 2 kids and a dog, I get, like, 8 minutes of private time to myself.

Big oof

ProfessorKukui posted...
is she a cat? lol

Nah, but she does alot of stuff that makes no sense to me.

For instance, when she sits down to watch TV or game, she'll turn on a fan. But then she'll get a blanket because the fan makes her cold. Why not just skip the fan lol

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TopicMy wife: stop talking to me when im in the bathroom
MrKapowski
04/27/23 1:24:39 PM
#1
Also my wife: no, I will not shut the door while I'm using the bathroom, it makes me feel lonely.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/8/1/AAAgybAADchx.jpg

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TopicThere's a guy stalking me at work.
MrKapowski
04/27/23 7:22:14 AM
#5
Talk to the police

Call your management's management

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