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Topic | does anyone here have a degree in communications? |
paperwarior 08/16/23 12:12:21 AM #2 | No, I don't think it's like, "how to work in sales" but when I took a course on it, it seemed like a rather niche subset of humanities to require everyone to have a semester of. It was primarily an intro to the social science of communications.
--- "God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto |
Topic | Do you press the heart button or the skull button? |
paperwarior 08/15/23 9:42:04 PM #12 | Me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7ngDYFOGXw
--- "God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto |
Topic | Do you push the red or blue button? |
paperwarior 08/15/23 3:11:28 PM #104 | Why didn't you see it as the classic Machinima series?
--- "God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto |
Topic | If human teleportation technology existed, would you use a teleporter? |
paperwarior 08/15/23 3:08:57 PM #21 | Like I'm going to let philosophical ambiguity keep me from eliminating all travel time.
--- "God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto |
Topic | Do you push the red or blue button? |
paperwarior 08/15/23 1:14:26 PM #79 | Yeah, if you have total cooperation then you just need everyone to pick the same one. And it's true, nobody bears "guilt" for their choice. It's obviously set up by an evil being. You could argue for blue's stats benefiting from humans being squeamish about killing, maybe.
--- "God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto |
Topic | Pick One: Microsoft, Nintendo, Sony, Steam |
paperwarior 08/15/23 12:54:47 PM #12 | This is tricky retroactively but I think PC or even just Steam wins it.
--- "God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto |
Topic | Do you push the red or blue button? |
paperwarior 08/15/23 2:25:19 AM #30 | We live in a society
--- "God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto |
Topic | Do you push the red or blue button? |
paperwarior 08/15/23 1:38:01 AM #21 | This is being presented as a hyper-rational problem but there are two optimal solutions in conflict with one another, and in a scenario that takes into account psychology and such, the "wrong" one has better outcomes than everything except the extreme edge case of the "right" one (and that one is only equally good).
--- "God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto |
Topic | Do you push the red or blue button? |
paperwarior 08/15/23 1:12:41 AM #20 | Yeah, but you only need 50% of blue to achieve zero deaths, while you need 100% of red, which obviously isn't happening. Unless you convince everyone to act rationally beforehand.
--- "God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto |
Topic | Honkai: Star Rail 3 - *Bing Bang Boom* |
paperwarior 08/14/23 10:18:41 PM #266 | When I think about it, at least SU is its own fleshed-out gameplay mode. Like how I wished Smash Run was in Smash 3DS.
--- "God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto |
Topic | why is every game so huge now |
paperwarior 08/14/23 9:53:15 AM #18 | MacArrowny posted...
Anyways, it makes sense that file sizes keep increasing. SNES games were 8x as big as NES games, PS1 games were 100x as big as SNES games, PS2 5x as big as PS1, PS3 5x as big as PS2, PS4 5x as big as PS3. No surprise PS5 is over twice as big as PS4.A good thing about current gen is you still have 2GB or less games a lot of the time, but more storage space overall. --- "God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto |
Topic | why is every game so huge now |
paperwarior 08/14/23 12:47:14 AM #8 | I don't really care if Chrono Trigger is 2GB, but these games in the 80-150 range are a hassle.
--- "God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto |
Topic | Honkai: Star Rail 3 - *Bing Bang Boom* |
paperwarior 08/13/23 6:55:47 PM #264 | I ground out 1600 jade and drew Kafka
--- "God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto |
Topic | Post Each Time You Beat a Game: 2023 Edition |
paperwarior 08/12/23 9:08:45 AM #446 | Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective (Switch)
This one was long overdue. A wonderfully snappy blend of the rollercoaster mystery narrative of Ace Attorney, the supernatural tactical action of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, and a surreal gag cartoon aesthetic. --- "God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto |
Topic | Dang I'm kicked out of the novid club. |
paperwarior 08/11/23 10:49:49 PM #21 | foolm0r0n posted...
big difference between novid and never testing positiveNot an observable one --- "God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto |
Topic | Board 8 Nostalgia Topic |
paperwarior 08/11/23 9:29:35 AM #10 | ffmasterjose posted...
Hogasm in POG FORM topics were acesHe's still doing good work on another site --- "God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto |
Topic | Dang I'm kicked out of the novid club. |
paperwarior 08/11/23 9:02:25 AM #5 | Been there
--- "God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto |
Topic | Honkai: Star Rail 3 - *Bing Bang Boom* |
paperwarior 08/09/23 11:30:34 PM #221 | No Kafka
I got E1 Luka and upgraded E1 Serval and Sanpo to E2. Yayyy --- "God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto |
Topic | On average, how many portions of fruit+veg do you eat in a day? |
paperwarior 08/09/23 10:11:26 AM #7 | I'm not sure I eat enough food to get this many, but a standard part of my meals are vegetables.
--- "God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto |
Topic | Fill in the blank 10: Mr. ___ |
paperwarior 08/08/23 4:43:49 PM #77 | Luffy Go
These subtitle choices are baffling! They include honorifics in dialog but changed the Going Luffy-senpai into Mister Luffy Go. --- "God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto |
Topic | Steam demo for Isles of Sea & Sky, an open world 2D puzzle game (Sokoban) |
paperwarior 08/07/23 11:06:46 AM #2 | Sokoban, huh? I'll try it.
--- "God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto |
Topic | Fill in the blank 9: Free ___ |
paperwarior 08/07/23 12:22:50 AM #6 | real estate!
--- "God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto |
Topic | EVO 2023 8/4-6 @1pm ET |
paperwarior 08/06/23 8:23:50 PM #114 | Looks like Johnny with maybe a setup placement mechanic because it's Strive
Hey, mechanic changes paying homage to SF6. --- "God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto |
Topic | Do you *immediately* know what OoT stands for? |
paperwarior 08/06/23 2:28:30 PM #14 | Nobody would say that. It's actually more syllables
--- "God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto |
Topic | Do you *immediately* know what OoT stands for? |
paperwarior 08/06/23 2:25:35 PM #12 | I'm remembering a topic somewhere like "My boyfriend is OOT" and it meant "out of town" but half the replies were about him being Ocarina of Time.
--- "God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto |
Topic | Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl Melee |
paperwarior 08/05/23 1:30:48 PM #58 | What was it, a stance that changes which direction they face, and they have different attacks between the two heads? That was cool. I also liked Zim's setups. But many of the characters felt limited, particularly in only having 3 specials, one being a dedicated recovery which for some characters is little more than an extra jump.
--- "God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto |
Topic | Mortal Kombat "Kombat Kast" scheduled for 7/6 at 1pm EST |
paperwarior 08/05/23 8:54:43 AM #63 | yellowwolley posted...
This game has been such a disappointment so far. First MK game I won't be buying. (Unless Sareena somehow makes the playable base roster but given the leaks she wont).Huh. How come? --- "God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto |
Topic | Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl Melee |
paperwarior 08/05/23 2:31:17 AM #55 | -hotdogturtle-- posted...
I made no comment about the level of success of the first game. I was solely commenting about certain aspects being intentionally changed to be more familiar.Alright, I came on a bit strong because it sounded like you were describing what I see as reasonable changes for the sequel as the lowest common denominator ruining original ideas. And the gameplay changes didn't at all look to me like making NASB into just Smash Bros either. --- "God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto |
Topic | Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl Melee |
paperwarior 08/04/23 6:02:43 PM #51 | -hotdogturtle-- posted...
...So this game is just a Smash Bros clone now? Based on the first half of this video, every original mechanic and anything resembling traditional fighting game mechanics has been Smashified to function more like how all the other Smash clones do it.Are you suggesting the first game flopped due to mindless consumers having no tolerance for "original ideas"? --- "God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto |
Topic | Fill in the Blank 5: ___ Time (plus results 1-4) |
paperwarior 08/04/23 4:25:12 PM #49 | Pizza
--- "God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto |
Topic | EVO 2023 8/4-6 @1pm ET |
paperwarior 08/04/23 1:58:50 PM #15 | SamSho complete is $20. I bought it and then someone told me the rollback betas were extremely bad. Ah well, we'll see.
--- "God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto |
Topic | Final Fantasy XVI (Pt 2) |
paperwarior 08/03/23 2:16:04 AM #97 | I can't deny that at some point my reaction became "Oh no, new sidequests are available!"
--- "God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto |
Topic | Name a game released in 2003 or earlier you think still holds up well. |
paperwarior 08/02/23 7:55:42 PM #29 | If I'm balancing oldest/best I think SMB3.
--- "God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto |
Topic | go to chatgpt and send it a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a |
paperwarior 08/02/23 1:18:03 AM #3 | "Not I", said the paperwarior --- "God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto |
Topic | Fill in the blank 4: All My ___ |
paperwarior 08/01/23 12:14:55 AM #5 | slykirby posted... CircuitsIs that the one with Lance and Janice? No, wait, Futurama. --- "God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto |
Topic | Fill in the blank 4: All My ___ |
paperwarior 08/01/23 12:13:51 AM #3 | Children --- "God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto |
Topic | Games with really good side quests? |
paperwarior 07/31/23 4:00:44 PM #62 | You also don't know what you're doing at the time because it's the first game of Blitzball you've ever played. --- "God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto |
Topic | Games with really good side quests? |
paperwarior 07/31/23 3:32:12 PM #58 | The story Blitzball match is annoying. The opponents are big jerks to you so you want to win, but you're at enough of a disadvantage to have to rely on RNG, and it takes more work than it should to retry if you lose. --- "God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto |
Topic | Key partners in possession of development kits of Nintendo's next-gen hardware |
paperwarior 07/31/23 12:08:16 PM #6 | shane15 posted... That sounds like something Nintendo would do. They always get away with skimping on parts because people will always buy the system anyway.I'd be okay with it, really. It won't affect outputting to a monitor, and OLED does raise costs. --- "God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto |
Topic | Fill in the blank 3: The ___ King |
paperwarior 07/31/23 1:06:40 AM #13 | Lion --- "God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto |
Topic | Thoughts on Tears of the Kingdom vs. BOTW? Redux |
paperwarior 07/31/23 12:50:03 AM #2 | I think TotK is absolutely way better, so I picked option 2. --- "God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto |
Topic | Games with really good side quests? |
paperwarior 07/31/23 12:45:11 AM #51 | Those are a different case, and I usually think of them more as side-modes or minigames rather than sidequests. In the case of Yakuza, it's not because of the super varied and engaging gameplay that people love Substories. It's because of the absurd scenarios and bizarre tone shifts. Ghost of Tsushima and Nier are other examples. The gameplay within them isn't necessarily that interesting or different from the main formula of the game, but the stories told through them are. --- "God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto |
Topic | Games with really good side quests? |
paperwarior 07/31/23 12:31:59 AM #49 | I have a theory that we remember "great sidequests" for the storytelling. Dull gameplay can make them grating, but adequate gameplay can suffice for accompanying a narrative. --- "God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto |
Topic | Fuckery alert: #TestTweet (in Mandarin) is trending on Twitter with 0 results |
paperwarior 07/30/23 11:46:42 PM #3 | I just assume the fuckery alert is always active for Twitter now. I mean "X" --- "God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto |
Topic | Taking "Gotta catch'em all" to a new level... |
paperwarior 07/30/23 11:03:45 PM #5 | This is what you're required to get when you become a Team Rocket Admin. --- "God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto |
Topic | Games with really good side quests? |
paperwarior 07/30/23 5:19:21 PM #42 | Yakuza is the only answer for me. As for FF16, I think they're only bad in that the gameplay is always the same. Go here, talk to this person, kill this enemy or group of enemies. They're fine as narrative segments. Also there are an overwhelming number of them. --- "God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto |
Topic | Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl Melee |
paperwarior 07/30/23 12:13:34 PM #19 | We know it has a budget if it has AAA editions! --- "God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto |
Topic | Fill in the blank 2: Master ___ |
paperwarior 07/30/23 2:34:03 AM #16 | Blaster --- "God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto |
Topic | Mortal Kombat "Kombat Kast" scheduled for 7/6 at 1pm EST |
paperwarior 07/29/23 10:52:24 PM #54 | MoogleKupo141 posted... oh wow thats just the least subtle racismI saw someone on Gamespot upset that "they made Tanya black." --- "God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto |
Topic | Mortal Kombat "Kombat Kast" scheduled for 7/6 at 1pm EST |
paperwarior 07/29/23 8:03:21 PM #47 | Tremor was great in X. Other than all his voice lines being completely unintelligible. --- "God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto |
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