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TopicThoughts on tears in the rain?
Vampire_Chicken
07/20/23 9:59:42 AM
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All these moments will be lost in time, like the droplets of pee that run down the inside of your thigh when you're too drunk to pee straight.

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TopicDo any of you read a lot when you're a passenger in a car?
Vampire_Chicken
07/20/23 9:46:17 AM
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indica posted...
it can give you a headache but nothing is bad for your eyes other than directly poking them or staring at the sun.
Or using hydrochloric acid as contact lens solution.

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TopicThis video on YouTube has over 10 billion views
Vampire_Chicken
07/20/23 9:41:08 AM
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I don't think we should be adding to those views.

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TopicI am such a child.
Vampire_Chicken
07/20/23 9:39:43 AM
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EclairReturns posted...
True. But a death avoided is a life saved. Whoever vandalized this traffic sign clearly cared nothing for the repercussions of their actions. They may have inadvertently contributed to unnecessary traffic accidents and worse.
They've almost certainly given some sadly unrealistic expectations.

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Topicelon musk is now suing the lawyers that forced him to buy twitter
Vampire_Chicken
07/20/23 9:28:53 AM
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Only poor people are lunatics. Billionaires are just eccentric.

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TopicDo you know what demisexual and sapiosexual mean?
Vampire_Chicken
07/20/23 9:20:42 AM
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Demisexual: still attracted to Demi Moore.

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TopicFluke Skywalker (Mark Hamill lookalike) arrested for child porn
Vampire_Chicken
07/20/23 8:42:51 AM
#7
Chuck him into the Great Pit of Carkoon.

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TopicKill Her Goats
Vampire_Chicken
07/18/23 12:59:17 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
According to Wiki, it was actually filmed all the way back in 2015, but is just now being released.

Why did what is seemingly a cheap slasher from take so long?
They've only just got the developed film back from the drugstore.

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TopicLol, Trumpers are delusional.
Vampire_Chicken
07/18/23 12:42:57 PM
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Will_VIIII posted...
The what now
Don't make the fatal mistake of underestimating the opposition by writing off every single conservative as only being conservative because they lack intelligence and/or education. There are some sharp right-wing pundits who are perfectly well aware of what exactly what they're doing, and will play intellectual sleight-of-hand tricks to manipulate audiences.

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TopicI throw things when I get angry...
Vampire_Chicken
07/18/23 12:32:51 PM
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You haven't yet learned how to fully control your telekinetic powers.

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TopicPathetic country boomer creates the dumbest yee-haw song in a decade
Vampire_Chicken
07/18/23 12:31:13 PM
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Sandalorn posted...
Song is so fucking vile.
And the chorus doesn't even rhyme!

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TopicShe looks at you and says 'Hey hotshot, think fast.'
Vampire_Chicken
07/18/23 11:31:21 AM
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Empty an entire clip into her, change clips and empty the second clip too, because my life is obviously in danger.

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TopicThe history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggle.
Vampire_Chicken
07/18/23 11:24:46 AM
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willythemailboy posted...
TC copy pasta'd the entire communist manifesto and this is your biggest complaint?
Well, I skipped the first 31 posts, so...

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TopicI have to hire somebody at my store and one guy said he was perfect
Vampire_Chicken
07/18/23 11:23:27 AM
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"What would you say is your greatest weakness?"

"I'd say I'm too modest. Actually, my modesty's probably my only weakness."

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TopicThe history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggle.
Vampire_Chicken
07/18/23 11:16:27 AM
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KanWan posted...
... possibly in the wrong topic?


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TopicPathetic country boomer creates the dumbest yee-haw song in a decade
Vampire_Chicken
07/18/23 11:14:35 AM
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codey posted...
Eh, we probably get way less revenge movies these days than we did in decades past. The 80s and 90s were full of action movies with revenge-based plots, and the 70s were the age of exploitation films like the aforementioned Death Wish that constantly featured revenge as a driving plot point.
Well, unless someone (usually a drug lord) threatens, kidnaps, or murders a family member of some CIA or Special Forces veteran. Or kills a pet dog or steals a car belonging to a retired hitman.

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TopicLol, Trumpers are delusional.
Vampire_Chicken
07/18/23 11:06:41 AM
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Ruvan22 posted...
I only know of him governing at the end of WW1.. what kind of things did he say about race?
He didn't exactly cover himself in glory. He supported the "Lost Cause" of the Confederacy, fulminated against Reconstruction, discouraged the admission of blacks to Princeton, championed the Klan, entertained segregationists at the White House, and segregated the federal government.

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TopicThe history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggle.
Vampire_Chicken
07/18/23 10:53:51 AM
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Wasn't Karl the sixth Marx brother? I can see why Groucho, Harpo and Chico kicked him out of the act.

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TopicLol, Trumpers are delusional.
Vampire_Chicken
07/18/23 10:45:51 AM
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Foppe posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/1/6/AAA_aCAAEqzs.jpg
Woodrow Wilson probably said something similar.

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TopicFinish the sentence.
Vampire_Chicken
07/18/23 10:33:16 AM
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Were_Wyrm posted...
penis on her forehead.
John and Janet are now seeing other people instead.

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TopicLol, Trumpers are delusional.
Vampire_Chicken
07/18/23 9:32:32 AM
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That's before they photoshopped crosshairs on the guy on the right, of course.

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TopicRepublican states want medical records for out of state abortions.
Vampire_Chicken
07/18/23 9:28:26 AM
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Medussa posted...
warum nicht beides?
I'll admit, I had to go and look up beides.

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TopicRepublican states want medical records for out of state abortions.
Vampire_Chicken
07/18/23 8:58:15 AM
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mystic_belmont posted...
Why do Republican states want medical records of women that get an abortion out of state? Likely to charge them with a crime. But it isn't a crime to go to another state to do something that is illegal in one, but legal in another.
It's not to charge them with a crime. It's so their private details can be discreetly leaked to hate mobs, who can always be relied on to dish out a dose of extrajudicial harassment against chosen targets who are outside the legal reach of Republican lawmakers. As far as they're concerned, the law's getting in the way of God's righteous wrath; so they're seeking punishment through unofficial channels instead.

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TopicHow do skinny alcoholics exist?
Vampire_Chicken
07/18/23 6:38:22 AM
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ZaruenKosai posted...
I used to drink 16-18 beers a dday and i still exercised .
Back when I was an alcoholic, a good deal of my exercise consisted of walking to the store to buy some more booze, sometimes twice in a day. I'd walk fast so I could get home with it quicker. It probably wasn't the healthiest regime, though.

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TopicCould you date a girl who has a fantastical giant pet spider?
Vampire_Chicken
07/18/23 6:16:08 AM
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Thermador446 posted...
But experts say that a spider that large couldn't exist due to their anatomy of distributing oxygen to the legs.
I'm going to use that as my reason for not being taller.

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TopicPathetic country boomer creates the dumbest yee-haw song in a decade
Vampire_Chicken
07/18/23 6:01:25 AM
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Do small towns not have police, or something?

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Topicfacial hair on guys is so trashy
Vampire_Chicken
07/18/23 5:39:12 AM
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Jolly-seeming fat guys with facial hair who bounce complete strangers' kids on their knee around Christmas are also a tad suspect. Especially if they're not actually dressed up as Santa.

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TopicCould you date a girl who has a fantastical giant pet spider?
Vampire_Chicken
07/18/23 5:34:45 AM
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Oh God, is she going to expect me to take it for walks?

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TopicHave you ever dated a parent? How did it turn out?
Vampire_Chicken
07/17/23 4:19:01 PM
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Yes. Fine and fun while it lasted, but then the ex came back on the scene. You can't compete with a kid's dad when the kid still loves her dad. I bowed out.

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TopicMore and more women are blurring their feet in videos
Vampire_Chicken
07/17/23 4:14:49 PM
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Some women just have naturally pixelated feet. It's a genetic condition.

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TopicWhen republicans say corporations are sexualizing children...
Vampire_Chicken
07/17/23 3:49:42 PM
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The "Think about the children" party has become the "I can't stop thinking about the children" party.

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TopicLol, Trumpers get grifted and are pissed
Vampire_Chicken
07/16/23 3:18:31 PM
#36
MistyKnight posted...
They claimed that. Remember these people don't even beleive shit they see right in front of them.
They're waiting for their orange god to tell them what to believe. They're incapable of processing reality.

"O'Brien silenced him by a movement of his hand. 'We control matter because we control the mind. Reality is inside the skull. You will learn by degrees, Winston. There is nothing that we could not do. Invisibility, levitation -- anything. I could float off this floor like a soap bubble if I wish to. I do not wish to, because the Party does not wish it. You must get rid of those nineteenth-century ideas about the laws of Nature. We make the laws of Nature.'" -- Orwell, Nineteen Eighty-Four.

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TopicGirls that do the cross eyed with tongue out look in porn
Vampire_Chicken
07/16/23 2:49:54 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
Most fake things suck. Fake body parts, fake sounds, fake expressions, bad acting, etc. all suck.
Authenticity, on the other hand, is sexy.

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TopicDoesn't it kind of feel like we are literally approaching the end times?
Vampire_Chicken
07/15/23 5:08:34 PM
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None of these things necessarily spell the end times, but they do spell change, and change for the worse; and for a lot of people, the end of the everyday world that they're used to is equivalent to the end of the world itself.

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TopicConservatives OUTRAGED that Snow White is now HISPANIC
Vampire_Chicken
07/15/23 4:57:48 PM
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EthanSilver posted...
Yesterday I also learned dinosaurs didn't have grass.
It's why there were a lot of chronically stressed out reptiles by the early Cretaceous.

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TopicOld sci-fi's that are set in a future date that has already come and/or passed.
Vampire_Chicken
07/15/23 4:53:13 PM
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ShaneMcComez posted...
After forty days and nights of torrential rain, the city is largely submerged below water
To be fair, we have had a few summers that felt like that.

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TopicRFK Jr: COVID was ethnically targeted to spare Jews
Vampire_Chicken
07/15/23 4:50:34 PM
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Bokothechoco2 posted...
Damn, who knew microscopic proteins could detect someone's religion and ethnic descent?
Makes you wonder if Sammy Davis Jr. would have survived Covid, being both black and Jewish.

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TopicOld sci-fi's that are set in a future date that has already come and/or passed.
Vampire_Chicken
07/15/23 4:47:07 PM
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Soylent Green. It's set in 2022.

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TopicRFK Jr: COVID was ethnically targeted to spare Jews
Vampire_Chicken
07/15/23 4:42:34 PM
#66
"If I can imagine something, that automatically makes it true."
Also known as the "I don't let facts get in the way of my opinions" fallacy.

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TopicNC community to require American flags be flown on all homes
Vampire_Chicken
07/14/23 4:55:26 PM
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WingsOfGood posted...
the flag represents FREEDOM

now you have to do as we say and everyone look the same and act the same way
free to diverge from the norm NO
"You are free to do whatever we want."

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TopicI'm sick of people using religion to justify their bigotry.
Vampire_Chicken
07/14/23 4:18:40 PM
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Sufferedphoneix posted...
Iirc God scatters the people and changes each groups language so they can't communicate and try building that tower again. Basically she'd say God didn't intend for us to intermingle.
Who'd have thought that foreign movies with subtitles are a Satanic attempt to thwart God's holy plan?

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TopicThe Thing( 82 version) imo, is the best movie ever made
Vampire_Chicken
07/14/23 4:10:27 PM
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dancing_cactuar posted...
Is there actually a flaw with The Thing?
I think there's a moment or two with an unfortunate wobbly icicle in the scene where Macready finds the Thing's ice sarcophagus at the Norwegian base.

But yes, surely one of the sci-fi horror greats. Gotta love Ennio Morricone's atmospheric score.

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TopicI'm sick of people using religion to justify their bigotry.
Vampire_Chicken
07/14/23 3:57:41 PM
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It's because if there's one thing that religious zealots absolutely love, it's an excuse to hate, hurt, and harm. That's why they've replaced God with Trump: he's not only given them permission to hate, he's actively encouraged and empowered them to hate. He's made hatred a duty, even a virtue. It resonates with them on some profound level and they love him for it.

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TopicThe perfect woman but she's dragonborn
Vampire_Chicken
07/13/23 3:51:15 PM
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Date night is always ruined by a dragon attack.

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TopicWhy is Gen Z so incurious about history?
Vampire_Chicken
07/13/23 3:36:50 PM
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I've always been curious to know how and why things got to be the way they are. Without some understanding of the past, without context, your understanding of how things are is fundamentally flawed. Viz. the history of race relations in the United States.

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TopicDo you think you'll be progressive forever? Patton Oswalt doesn't think so.
Vampire_Chicken
07/13/23 3:17:29 PM
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I've become more progressive as I've gotten older. It's been a long, winding, and bumpy road, but I'm one hell of a distance from where I started.

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TopicThings scientists are too embarrassed to admit
Vampire_Chicken
07/13/23 2:24:36 PM
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In the 1950s they downplayed the risks of radiation poisoning from nuclear tests by officially referring to radiation as "magic moonbeams", and they proposed that nuclear waste could be easily disposed of if teachers handed out brown paper bagfuls of it to schoolchildren in class and told them to take it home with them.

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