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TopicI won a lawsuit and got lots and lots of money
Machete
06/03/23 6:25:49 PM
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I won a class action settlement, and just recieved a check for nearly 60 ............ dollars! We eatin good tonight!

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TopicShe says ''oof, sorry for hitting you on your daddy danglers, ugly''
Machete
06/02/23 6:22:36 PM
#7
Vyrulisse posted...
Your what? lol

I think it means penises.

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TopicI will submit your post as-is to an AI Image generator - Part IV
Machete
06/02/23 8:34:09 AM
#425
donald trump is a snake eating his own tail

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TopicVin Diesel reportedly jealous and upset at Jason Momoa in Fast X
Machete
06/01/23 4:33:11 PM
#16
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


yeah, same here.

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TopicYou ever met a GFkr in real life?
Machete
06/01/23 4:31:38 PM
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no. I was planning to meet up with a pair of community board friends when they were going to be in Boston for some convention years ago but plans fell through. I live a few hours away and I don't drive. I would have had to stay overnight which wouldn't have been a problem because I have an old college buddy that lives in the greater Boston area and I always crash at his place when visiting, but he was out of town that weekend.

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TopicDanny Masterson found guilty of rape, faces 30 years in prison
Machete
05/31/23 6:37:52 PM
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I hope he uses this as an opportunity to bring down the entirety of scientology, but at the same time I don't want his sentence reduced by cooperation because he's a scumbag.

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TopicFellas, is it ok to keep your wallet in your front pocket?
Machete
05/31/23 6:36:31 PM
#56
fuck back pockets. I've never used those for anything at all ever. I have no reason to.

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TopicBattleBots: World Championship Tournament Final discussion topic *spoilers*
Machete
05/28/23 3:01:40 AM
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TomYo posted...
I do have HBO max, I'll check there.

nice! I actually found it there by accident. I already had HBO max but I never officially signed up for it. I spent like a half hour trying to get in (my own fault). When I did finally get in, all the sign up shit was easy. A few episodes had been missing in my normal cable shit but HBO had them so I watched them there and caught up.

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TopicBattleBots: World Championship Tournament Final discussion topic *spoilers*
Machete
05/28/23 2:49:18 AM
#36
TomYo posted...
Is there a link to somewhere I can watch this?

I don't have a link but you can watch it on Discovery, Discovery+ and HBO Max if you have any of those


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TopicBattleBots: World Championship Tournament Final discussion topic *spoilers*
Machete
05/28/23 2:48:11 AM
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I was disappointed that Uppercut was not in this season. I don't why that happened but I've met the main person on that team and while I don't know him personally, he's the buddy of a former boss...

Good final though. I loved that the top 4 seeds made it to the final 8. I also kinda thought it was awesome that they all lost lol, even though I was actively rooting for Witch Doctor and Hydra... and actually Riptide too. I can't even remember the 1 seed lol.

Huge making the final was awesome. I've been a fan since it debuted. I love seeing out of the box designs like that... and now we got fuckin copycats like Stardust or whatever. Credit to Sawblaze though. That was an exciting finale and the decision was correct imo. Good for Sawblaze and for the "hammer-saw" weapon system in general. Huge already has a copycat. Sawblaze I predict will have more next year.

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TopicAbout to take my first poop with a bidet
Machete
05/28/23 2:35:28 AM
#13
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoCg4ifDo-Y

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TopicMAGA Chuds Now Canceling Babylon Bee Because of DeSantis
Machete
05/27/23 3:49:45 PM
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BunkerBoy posted...
letthemfight.gif


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TopicWhat kind of drunk are you?
Machete
05/26/23 7:00:49 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]



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TopicWhich REPUBLICAN candidate will you vote for in the 2032 primaries?
Machete
05/26/23 6:59:56 PM
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Adam Kinzinger could potentially get my vote

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TopicWould you vote for Trump in 2024 if he promises to ban pineapple on pizza?
Machete
05/26/23 4:09:43 AM
#36
CassandraCroft posted...
Candy Floss

That was a fake British "girl band" that was fake and didn't exist and some random chick had to pretend to survive a reality show

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TopicSome huge ass fat moth is trying to get into my house.
Machete
05/26/23 4:04:44 AM
#30
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/4/4/AAZwnuAADVag.jpg

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TopicDrinking Topic 164 - The Absence of Alcohol
Machete
05/26/23 2:21:49 AM
#253
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYt0WbDjJ4E

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TopicWould you vote for Trump in 2024 if he promises to ban pineapple on pizza?
Machete
05/25/23 11:22:00 PM
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CassandraCroft posted...
Oh for fucks sake change the bloody record will you!

This vendetta against hating pineapple on pizza is getting really really old.

Pineapple on pizza is GOAT!

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson loves pineapple on pizza. Go and tell him how bad it is and see how you feel after he has pile drivered you into the ground.

Also how the hell can that orange Oompah-Loompah run for President again when he will be in jail.

I don't care about The Rock "Dwayne" Johnson's opinion on the subject and he can go piledrive himself for all I care

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TopicAccidental bought light Vodka. It's almost water. Can I do something with it?
Machete
05/25/23 11:16:06 PM
#10
mine's 30% but that's because I get flavored shit so I can drink it straight without it tasting like shit. I've never heard of hard liquor at only 17% (I know some liquer is like 15-20, like Peppermint Schnapps, but I only get the 50% Schnapps if I get it at all)

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TopicWould you vote for Trump in 2024 if he promises to ban pineapple on pizza?
Machete
05/25/23 11:12:32 PM
#10
FolkenRawr posted...
This. It's not my favorite topping, but salty and sweet are well known flavor combos.

except for people who don't like that flavor combo and prefer meals to taste like meal food and dessert and only dessert to be sweet (although breakfast can sweet too if you're one of those... breakfast-eating types)

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TopicWould you vote for Trump in 2024 if he promises to ban pineapple on pizza?
Machete
05/25/23 11:04:25 PM
#6
as disgusting, shameful, trashy and atrocious as pineapple on pizza is... donald is still donald... so no

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TopicDrinking Topic 164 - The Absence of Alcohol
Machete
05/25/23 10:38:04 PM
#251
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


nice. My semi-retired stepfather works part time at a local brewery and he gets free beer sometimes. I don't live with him and my mother but it's always nice to have a beer or two when I visit knowing he got it for free lol

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TopicRefresh GameFAQs for new posts.
Machete
05/25/23 10:31:39 PM
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Trickfinger posted...
Now what do I do?

make sure that everyone stays the fuck out your face.

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TopicDrinking Topic 164 - The Absence of Alcohol
Machete
05/25/23 10:30:02 PM
#249
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


oh shit is the one on the left imported from Imaginationland? I... ma... gin... ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-shuh-uh-uh-uh-on! (too lazy to look for musical note emojis)

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TopicDrinking Topic 164 - The Absence of Alcohol
Machete
05/25/23 10:27:17 PM
#248
IfGodCouldDie posted...
Congrats, hadn't seen it in so long I thought it was banned.

BlazinBlue88 posted...
I thought it was too.

nah. Similar one (MattcheteGuy) was banned, but that was a meat shield alt. It served its purpose and has been honored for its sacrifice. This one just mostly hid in cryostasis while it had suspensions on history. The last one expired a month or so ago. FigureOfSpeech still had one, so I stayed on that account until that suspension expired too, Now I don't have any more signs on my accounts' backs for mods to bully me over lol

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TopicSentencing hearing for Oath Keepers leader Elmer Stewart Rhodes III is now
Machete
05/25/23 9:31:41 PM
#42
CableZL posted...
Imagine being in prison for 18 years because you committed crimes in support of Donald Trump


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TopicJust started Skyrim, game is pretty fun
Machete
05/25/23 9:10:48 PM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
elemental bolt?
All the "elemental _____" spells are great. They are listed as Fire/Shock but include Cold too (just too long to display it in the description, and the visuals don't show anything ice related, but they get the same damage boosts from Augment Cold or whatever as they do from Augment Fire and Augment Shock (perks). Additionally, the magic costs are very low for the amount of damage they deal, and they all have splash damage afaik. As soon as I got them (which iirc they are all from one quest and you get them all together), I favorited them all and started using each successive one as soon as I had the perks to reduce cost for their destrictoin level

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TopicPlease allow me to introduce myself
Machete
05/24/23 11:35:09 PM
#8
EdwardSnowedIn posted...
goats goats and goats


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TopicShould I try to ask a girl out today?
Machete
05/24/23 6:15:32 PM
#53
Full_Pokedex posted...
I failed....

I needed to leave the mall early because I'm staying home with my sister tonight and she said she wanted Dominos.

As former Dominos employee, I am qualified to say that your sister has bad taste in pizza

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TopicDo any of you believe you'll make it to age 90?
Machete
05/24/23 6:13:51 PM
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Irony posted...
I don't plan on living to 40

I sometimes thought maybe I wouldn't. I already have though. 90 on the other hand, no fucking way.

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TopicCapitol rioter Richard Barnett about to be sentenced
Machete
05/24/23 4:44:21 PM
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I hope he gets 69420 years

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TopicChrist it's $8 for a pint in London
Machete
05/24/23 4:42:03 PM
#20
how much is it for fish and chips?

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TopicI will submit your post as-is to an AI Image generator - Part IV
Machete
05/23/23 6:49:27 PM
#260
donald trump having a meltdown after losing a hot dog farting contest

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Topicis pizza a sandwich if if you fold it
Machete
05/23/23 6:12:37 PM
#35
yes, unless it has pineapple on it, in which case it is not food of any kind.

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TopicWhat is your opinion of the user Gobstoppers12?
Machete
05/23/23 6:10:37 PM
#5
Used to hate him. It was due to a personal conflict we had. He made it right. I forgave him. We've been good ever since. I also appreciate his shift in political ideologies, and I approve of how he runs his community board. My opinion of him was already positive even before any of that though, as he had done right by me on a personal level.

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TopicKinda stunning how strongly anti-rainbow my mom remains
Machete
05/23/23 6:07:15 PM
#176
people are missing the point here.

Yes, tc should do his own laundry. That's not really something all that important to discuss in this context though and the rest of youse are focusing too much on that.

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TopicJust started Skyrim, game is pretty fun
Machete
05/23/23 5:50:13 PM
#74
MedeaLysistrata posted...
my sneak is low atm, i also have yet to use a bow. i know stealth archer is kinda the peak but i might just do that on a different play through.

i will check out these masks

I always end up doing jack of all trades. Stealth archer+Spellsword mostly (switching between tri-elemental destruction spells which are creation club/anniversary and healing, while using whatever 1 handed weapon is best at any given time. I like mehrunes razor but on my best character, I made an axe that does fire damage, chaos damage and soul trap with a total damage rating of around 900). My bow is about the same damage, paralyzes and I forget what the 2nd enchantment is. My elemental spell does 240 each fire, shock and ice damage, with a good sized blast radius. Even Legendary difficulty is a cakewalk for me, though dragons can be annoying, just because they take longer to kill and use up a lot of charges unless I only use my spell. Armor is well over the cap, so I actually went one of those circlet things instead of a helmet since I couldn't have more armor rating anyway and I wanted to be able to see my character's face. Health is over 1000 (including gear boosts). Stam/Magic are around 500. Carry weight is boosted to 800 something (excluding follower and pet). All regens are boosted. All magic resist is capped. Have waterbreathing. Destruction spells are damage boosted from gear too (not sure if I factored that in to my damage that I listed). Character level is in the 160s currently. If I want to actually see her die, I pretty much have to jump off a cliff. I was hoping I would be able to survive a fall off the Winterhold bridge, but unfortunately, that fall was too far even for a character this OP.

Also I didn't use any exploits like the restoration loop glitch. I just maximized potion values for all crafting-related potions. In fact I even rounded down in some cases because I'm a bit OCD about numbers and I like all stat values to remain at multiples of 5 (so I would take a +115 Health enchantment over a +119 Health enchantment just because 115 is a better number imo >_>)

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Topic6 in 10 Americans say Biden is mentally unfit for office
Machete
05/23/23 5:27:43 PM
#23
creativerealms posted...
Of.course.you think the election was stolen. Sorry it wasn't.

he doesn't legit believe it was stolen. He just uses that as an excuse for not paying the CE users he owes money to from his election bet

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Topic6 in 10 Americans say Biden is mentally unfit for office
Machete
05/23/23 5:16:35 PM
#18
Block_that_Kick posted...


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/0/8/AADYzzAAEgSI.jpg


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TopicWTGHookshot is WARNED
Machete
05/23/23 5:05:13 PM
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I said it before and I'll say it again... Switch Hook > Hookshot

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TopicDrinking Topic 164 - The Absence of Alcohol
Machete
05/22/23 10:05:07 PM
#237
This account is back

All suspensions are officially cleared. This account is now safe to return on :D

Been a whole fucking year, but that's what happens I guess

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