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TopicFuck Barbie. All my homies hate Barbie. - Ben Shapiro
Machete
07/23/23 4:37:12 PM
#18
evilpresident posted...
I don't believe Ben has homies.


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TopicYankees are winning
Machete
07/23/23 3:54:10 PM
#3
yankees more like wankees

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TopicHow come we don't have bullet trains in America?
Machete
07/23/23 3:53:27 PM
#42
because making guns big enough to fire them would be inconvenient probably

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Topicman on plane believed he was in a time loop where it crashed
Machete
07/22/23 5:33:33 PM
#16
uh oh... post #14 is a fuckin naughty post lol

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TopicPolitical Compass.
Machete
07/22/23 5:29:01 PM
#40
Your Political Compass
Economic Left/Right: -5.13
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -5.85

just below the dead center of the green quadrant.

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Topic$47,000 but no one is woke anymore.
Machete
07/22/23 5:14:57 PM
#16
I don't believe that "woke" even exists outside of the minds of people that hate "woke" so this sounds like free money to me and therefore easy yes

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Topicman on plane believed he was in a time loop where it crashed
Machete
07/22/23 5:08:12 PM
#9
wanderingshade posted...
When the edibles hit but you just have a panic attack instead of a funny haha Cheech and Chong whoa dude.

XxKrazyChaosxX posted...
I just finished watching Manifest too lol

I think I'm stuck in a double time loop because I feel like I made these exact posts already but apparently I did not and I'm just agreeing with them right now

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TopicThey call it GameFAQs, but all I see is lies.
Machete
07/22/23 3:54:41 AM
#2
what even is the deal with this god damn place?
it's like a website that's all treble, no bass
too fast or too slow, never the right pace
why can't you people just get fuck out my face?


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TopicBest Final Fantasy Character Tournament: Round 100
Machete
07/20/23 12:21:07 AM
#17
Crimsoness posted...
Zack sucks


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TopicNo_U_L7 is SUSPENDED
Machete
07/19/23 2:18:24 PM
#85
Veggeta X makes a good point there

and if someone is on fire, the ideal response would be to try to help them, not fuck them...

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TopicWas Walter White or Gustavo Fring the better criminal mastermind?
Machete
07/19/23 2:14:25 PM
#12
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


and not to mention Gus' ultimate undoing at Walt's hands was a loose end from years before Walt was even in the picture lol. You could say Gus had a blind spot there, but you could also say Walt just capitalized on convenient opportunism.

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TopicNo_U_L7 is SUSPENDED
Machete
07/19/23 2:12:01 PM
#81
oh. fucking. shucks.

this is the most gamefaqs news ever.

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TopicWas Walter White or Gustavo Fring the better criminal mastermind?
Machete
07/19/23 2:09:27 PM
#7
TimeForAction posted...
Gus was more calculating. Walt mostly benefited greatly from dumb luck

also yeah, this

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TopicWas Walter White or Gustavo Fring the better criminal mastermind?
Machete
07/19/23 2:08:47 PM
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could go either way honestly. Gus' biggest mistake was underestimating Walter, but overall, I feel like he had his shit together more than Walter did more often than not.

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TopicName your favourite pizza topping, CE
Machete
07/19/23 2:03:42 PM
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pineapple, mango, skittles, chocolate, icecream, cane sugar, coca-cola and peppermint schnapps

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TopicBen Shapiro is at again claiming that females don't orgasm
Machete
07/19/23 2:00:04 PM
#58
Fin_Dawg_004 posted...
Oof. Painful self-report.


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TopicJust had a disaster of a job interview. :/
Machete
07/19/23 1:37:46 PM
#18
GeminiGuy posted...
https://youtu.be/w4Zg1jX75m0


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TopicBlizzard doing damage control on the new Diablo 4 update
Machete
07/19/23 1:35:52 PM
#47
FolkenRawr posted...
Oh, was a new Season announcer? Lmao I got the itch to play yesterday and got around to finishing the Season. Sweet serendipity.

I actually finished all of the objectives including conquests last season (thanks to advice from a discord buddy). It was the first time I got to try Hydra Wizard and I loved it.

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TopicHave you ever made a political post on LinkedIn?
Machete
07/19/23 1:32:36 PM
#5
as it is written, only LinkedIn can defeat Ganon...

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TopicQuoth the raven:
Machete
07/18/23 9:14:01 PM
#10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56R3hU-fWZY

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TopicR.I.P.D. got a sequel?
Machete
07/18/23 7:37:19 PM
#4
It wasn't terrible

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TopicYour favorite pizza??
Machete
07/18/23 4:27:17 PM
#25
my favorite pizza is several trucks worth of whole pineapples sprinkled with like up to 4 or 5 molecules of sauce, cheese and crust

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TopicMichigan AG charges 16 Trump people for trying to overturn on 2020 election
Machete
07/18/23 4:23:42 PM
#2
good, that's fuckin wicked pissah

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TopicCould you date a girl who has a fantastical giant pet spider?
Machete
07/17/23 8:42:32 PM
#4
this topic toys with my emotions too much. She is too perfect and I am too paranoid.

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TopicVisual of "there is plenty of fish in the sea"
Machete
07/17/23 1:25:44 AM
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Dark_Koopatrol posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/1/1/AAUGGfAAEqj_.jpg


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TopicTrump thinks he's still in charge of the US
Machete
07/16/23 3:31:12 PM
#7
Bio1590 posted...
run by censors, perverts criminals and thugs.

so he is right that he still runs the country? >_>

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Topic'You're Next' is a top 5 horror movie of the last 15 years.
Machete
07/15/23 7:23:46 PM
#52
Northlane posted...
D

Hereditary
The Witch
The Cabin in the Woods
The Conjuring
Sinister

4/5 of those are good (excluding conjuring. That entire series is best "guilty pleasure" horror) but no need to D. You're Next is good enough to compare to those other 4. Hereditary and The Witch, very atmospheric and unsettling. Cabin, great self-awareness and trope usage. Sinister, good jumpscares and amazing atmosphere with the home movie sequences (sequel had a shitty story but was acceptable in terms of the audio and visuals of its home movies, even when too much CG, like... not nearly as good but still worth watching if you enjoyed the first one I mean. I also liked how that franchise kinda set up the "Ethan Hawke and Deputy So-and-so" acting connection).

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TopicWill somebody make your WARNED/SUSPENDED topic?
Machete
07/15/23 7:13:56 PM
#25
people have before, several times. Some were even locked or deleted. In some cases, people who made them or talked shit in them got banned.

I don't know if anything like that would happen again though. History is all clean across all accounts now and I'm barely active on this site compared to how I used to be. I don't really see why or how I could get warned or suspended again unless I do so on purpose, but that would be pointless and unfun.

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TopicEmilyWillis is WARNED
Machete
07/15/23 5:57:13 PM
#7
what did Emily do? What did... other Emily do?

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Topic8 year old arrested after taking car at gunpoint
Machete
07/14/23 8:20:51 PM
#16
viewmaster_pi posted...
dude straight up named Snake


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TopicThe Thing( 82 version) imo, is the best movie ever made
Machete
07/14/23 3:53:05 PM
#19
not a bad opinion at all. It's not my favorite movie of all time but it's definitely in my top 10

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TopicCalifornia's median income is $109k/year
Machete
07/14/23 3:52:13 PM
#23
my income is four hundred and twenty trillion dollars and sixty nine cents

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TopicWhy Do Incels Lean Conservative or Right-Wing?
Machete
07/13/23 6:51:44 PM
#122
UndefeatedGOAT posted...
why are right wingers right wingers?
good question

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TopicDid you watch the right wing movie Sound of Freedom? It beat Indy this week
Machete
07/13/23 6:09:03 PM
#58
I don't watch right wing shit

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Topicpolice attack man over 2$ pizza he payed for
Machete
07/10/23 9:15:20 PM
#77
KainWind posted...
Payed

what do you disagree with besides the spelling error?

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TopicLol, fuck right out my face with this gaslighting horse shit.
Machete
07/10/23 7:23:26 PM
#23
Trickfinger posted...
Well give me one good reason why I shouldn't?
because if you tell people to fuck out your face, many of them will likely do the opposite and try to fuck in your face tbh.

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TopicWho would win in a fight The Thing vs The Blob?
Machete
07/08/23 7:13:18 PM
#5
DrizztLink posted...
They combine.

The Throb.


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TopicYum or Yuck: Shrimp on Pizza
Machete
07/08/23 6:39:05 PM
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I don't like shrimp in any capacity

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TopicDC bar discipline committee concludes that Rudy Giuliani should be disbarred
Machete
07/07/23 6:28:06 PM
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Irony posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/1/6/AAAEvVAAEhQw.jpg


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TopicAnton Chigurh or Lorne Malvo?
Machete
07/06/23 9:00:55 PM
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tough as fuck choice but I have to give Chigurh the edge just simply on efficacy.

Honorable mentions to Mike Milligan, Nicki Swango and VM Varga

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TopicYum or Yuck: Egg on Pizza
Machete
07/05/23 10:22:11 PM
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it would be awesome under certain specialty pizza circumstances but just a regular topping, I don't think I would ever get it.

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TopicFavorite party in Super Mario RPG? >_>
Machete
07/04/23 5:20:14 PM
#24
It's about equal between the bottom 2 options

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TopicDrinking Topic 169 - We forgot the number, nice.
Machete
06/30/23 6:37:45 PM
#110
Smackems posted...
Come to the discord at least we miss ya

Turn them notifications on lol

I might go on later tonight

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TopicSavoots is SUSPENDED
Machete
06/30/23 6:25:22 PM
#7
hockeybub89 posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/4/3/AANJzyAAEkyL.jpg


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