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TopicDo you agree all Pepe Frog references need to be forbidden...
McMarbles
10/25/23 11:46:41 AM
#5
Its sad. All he wanted to do was pee with his pants all the way down.

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TopicC/D after WW2 the Jewish people should have been given Germany
McMarbles
10/25/23 11:36:35 AM
#24
UnfairRepresent posted...
Man giving them a chunk of Alaksa sounds like some really interesting alternative history

Theres a novel by Michael Chabon, The Yiddish Policemens Union, set in that exact alternative history.

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TopicC/D after WW2 the Jewish people should have been given Germany
McMarbles
10/25/23 11:34:01 AM
#20
haloiscoolisbak posted...
Instead of putting them in the middle east

May as well punish the people who persecuted them in the first place
Yes, Im sure the Jews really wanted to stick around the place where theyd been massacred freely.

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TopicHow would you solve the Israel / Palestine conflict?
McMarbles
10/25/23 11:28:00 AM
#82
Prismsblade posted...
Just move Israel and its people. Idk whose bright idea it was to bring them back there in the first place.

We gain very little supporting them as much as we do, and if we wanted an ally in the region we could have just found somebody else in the region. Idk why our government is so obsessed with them.
So the solution to ethnic cleansing is cleanse the area of an ethnicity.

Well, fine, I mean, its not like the Jews have had a history of being targeted by that sort of thing..,

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Topiclol, he thinks he's Trump
McMarbles
10/24/23 8:25:14 PM
#4
I mean, hes been everyone else, why not.

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TopicActors DEMAND that Joe Biden release the hostages taken by Hamas
McMarbles
10/24/23 4:26:44 PM
#42
Some people can't seem to process that someone other than MURICA can do anything wrong.

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TopicYum or Yuck: Salami on Pizza
McMarbles
10/23/23 7:07:13 PM
#9
Its just moister pepperoni.

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TopicWho's the first character you think of when you see/hear X-Men?
McMarbles
10/23/23 3:34:16 PM
#16
Cyclops

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TopicI'm forwarding my student loan bill to Joe Biden
McMarbles
10/23/23 9:32:26 AM
#4
Good luck with that.

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TopicMemes #42
McMarbles
10/23/23 9:29:55 AM
#35
Revisited posted...
Name of the hot girl in the thumbnail?
Is this going to be your new gimmick?

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TopicThere were beheaded babies among other horrors
McMarbles
10/22/23 6:37:53 PM
#3
But I was told there were no beheaded babies and that made all of it a lie.

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TopicPotatoes are so good
McMarbles
10/22/23 5:56:13 PM
#11
Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew

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TopicAm I wrong to think people who hate the term 'toxic masculinity' are just dumb?
McMarbles
10/22/23 5:45:23 PM
#3
No.

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TopicImagine if a pit bull somehow became a landlord
McMarbles
10/22/23 1:35:36 PM
#1
Would it be the most evil possible thing?

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TopicTrump or Biden?
McMarbles
10/22/23 11:06:37 AM
#73
Vicious_Dios posted...
Again, out of just those two, Trump. Easily.

What? You thought I'd hide behind the poll vote? Lmao
No, no one thought that. We know exactly what you are, swine.

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TopicHas woke culture restricted your freedoms?
McMarbles
10/22/23 12:49:29 AM
#121
DrizztLink posted...
Because it's woke.

It's like you aren't even paying attention.
I hear it has a TRANSmission. See, mission! That proves theres an agenda.

I should really not have to add /s but people really are that stupid.

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TopicHas woke culture restricted your freedoms?
McMarbles
10/21/23 10:47:16 PM
#89
Just yesterday I went to Walmart and asked where the slave aisle was, and do you know what they told me? Apparently its illegal to own black people because of some 13th amendment to the constitution or something. How dare they restrict my freedom to restrict someones freedom!

I cant believe weve gotten to the point where I have to add a /s

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TopicI've seen countless debates around "woke" but it is seldom defined.
McMarbles
10/21/23 10:38:06 PM
#43
whitelytning posted...
Not worth it bro.

Watching the games.
You know why.
Never know what you can get modded for.
Dumb thread.
You know the ones, in other words.

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TopicI've seen countless debates around "woke" but it is seldom defined.
McMarbles
10/21/23 10:20:28 PM
#29
joe40001 posted...
Without placing any value judgements, how would you personally define the term "woke"? Do you think most people define the term the same way?
Im a huge piece of shit and I dont like this.

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TopicStaind singer Aaron Lewis supports trump with dead coyotes
McMarbles
10/21/23 1:10:52 PM
#59
Heineken14 posted...
Staind singer Aaron Lewis
Someone saw Ted Nugent and actually thought I can do that better.

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TopicLittle Lotta Plump in Foodland looks like it would be a parody of old comics
McMarbles
10/20/23 4:11:49 PM
#3
Yeah, I remember this from my childhood. See, the joke here is that Lotta is fat, and she likes to eat.

I suppose its at least a bit more personality than Little Dot, whose entire character is I like dots.

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TopicWhich 90s Disney villain had the worst outcome (SPOILERS)
McMarbles
10/20/23 10:38:31 AM
#29
Getting eaten alive by hyenas seems pretty horrific. I think the only villain whose fate was more hellish was Facilier, who literally was dragged into Hell.

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TopicIts crazy how much attention I get from females at the hospital
McMarbles
10/19/23 11:38:42 PM
#7
Pssst

there are no women

or wife

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TopicThe Justice League vs Every Final Fantasy Protaganist
McMarbles
10/19/23 11:21:37 PM
#152
I mean whats Slow gonna do when the targets natural Agility stat is 9999.

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TopicThe Justice League vs Every Final Fantasy Protaganist
McMarbles
10/19/23 3:15:32 PM
#46
Ratchetrockon posted...
Ff characters win. They can slice skyscrapers in half and are super fast
It sure is a shame there's nobody fast or capable of destroying a building in the Justice League.

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TopicIn Texas, a lot of men wear these shirts to go out, like to dinner
McMarbles
10/19/23 3:11:49 PM
#38
Better than I was expecting. It has sleeves!

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TopicThese fucking mario games literally get the very minimum a 9 just for...
McMarbles
10/19/23 2:16:43 PM
#113
--Zero- posted...
Whoosh. The point being the high review scores are being over bias and some of us are just telling the truth without the bias. I personally dont think its worth buying.
[Skinner.jpg]
Am I so out of touch? No. It's the reviewers who are wrong.

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TopicThe Justice League vs Every Final Fantasy Protaganist
McMarbles
10/19/23 1:42:57 PM
#36
UnfairRepresent posted...
I still feel like putting Constantine in the Justice League is cheating

May as well put in Darkseid at that point
He technically was on the team at one point

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TopicThe Justice League vs Every Final Fantasy Protaganist
McMarbles
10/19/23 10:58:37 AM
#14
UnfairRepresent posted...
Zatanna?

Seriously?

Fucking Zell could fuck up Zatanna.
lleZ sah treah kcatta.

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TopicPlease take a number...
McMarbles
10/19/23 10:56:20 AM
#2
https://images.app.goo.gl/vgMsBdMaJFgn1Pqs8

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TopicThe Justice League vs Every Final Fantasy Protaganist
McMarbles
10/19/23 10:53:00 AM
#12
UnfairRepresent posted...
Which is like every DC hero's weakness.

Except Martian MAn Hunter.... whose weakness is FIRE. The most basic FF spell everyone knows
Almost every League lineup has a magic user.

So you have Zatanna or Fate run interference on the magic and then its lights out.


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TopicThe Justice League vs Every Final Fantasy Protaganist
McMarbles
10/19/23 10:48:23 AM
#8
Even the Detroit League could take them.

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TopicI don't think Batman should be celebrated
McMarbles
10/18/23 6:41:48 PM
#65
EyeWontBeFooled posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/0/3/AACjiOAAE8sz.jpg

I feel like this belongs here, too. Let's celebrate 80+ years of Batman. Give him sum sugah, babeh.
I knew it. I KNEW IT.

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TopicI don't think Batman should be celebrated
McMarbles
10/18/23 3:44:48 PM
#27
Repeating a lie doesn't make it true.

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TopicI don't think Batman should be celebrated
McMarbles
10/18/23 3:42:23 PM
#23
rags_alt posted...
... The hell?

Also - he doesn't have the right. What he's doing is illegal, that's usually part of whatever story.
You know, low-incoe demographics like psychotic clowns, deranged psychiatrists, deranged botanists, mob bosses who like umbrellas, lizard monsters, mud monsters, immortal terrorists...

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TopicI don't think Batman should be celebrated
McMarbles
10/18/23 3:29:47 PM
#3
SayHeyyShohei posted...
Imagine if Elon Musk decided to become a "superhero" by going to inner cities and locking up the population for petty offenses and other street level crimes. He doesn't kill people thankfully, but he also doesn't use his money to fund for greater causes that elect good faith politicians into office and solve poverty.

Tell me you never read a Batman comic without telling me you never read a Batman comic.


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Topic*munches on candy corn*
McMarbles
10/18/23 3:20:08 PM
#5
I'm mad I don't have any.

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Topic$73 or everyone in the world gets a delicious slice of cake.
McMarbles
10/18/23 3:18:34 PM
#17
Cake for everyone!

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TopicRick and Morty Season 7 Ep 1 *spoils*
McMarbles
10/18/23 3:16:55 PM
#18
voldothegr8 posted...
Wasn't a bad episode, I think I laughed at the lawnmower gag more than anything else though.
So, like.... nobody thought of getting on the mower and turning it off? It was moving really slowly...

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TopicJeff Landry elected governor of Louisiana.
McMarbles
10/18/23 12:20:50 PM
#20
Louisiana, AKA Florida West

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TopicWhat is the sexiest katana ever?
McMarbles
10/18/23 12:18:41 PM
#12
Smashingpmkns posted...
This is Katana. She's got my back. I would advise not getting killed by her. Her sword traps the souls of its victims.
Fuck, this was gonna be my post.

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TopicSupreme Court Justice Occasio-Cortez
McMarbles
10/17/23 10:17:59 PM
#21
WingsOfGood posted...
Yes or no?
Has she even been to law school?

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TopicCharacter who wields a scythe
McMarbles
10/17/23 10:12:48 PM
#63
Also, theres one other. Im sure YOUVE HEARD THE STORY OVER AND OVER AGAIN

https://youtu.be/OpUD3kNKhBc?si=ICJkP9a62CCbya_R

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TopicCharacter who wields a scythe
McMarbles
10/17/23 8:11:50 PM
#60
Darcy

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TopicThe Goosebumps reboot is awful
McMarbles
10/17/23 5:04:15 PM
#38
ooger posted...
I prefer formal cursing.
I say, my good man, I would like to cordially invite you to perform the act of intercourse on your own person.

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TopicCrazy how this is a controversial statement in 2023
McMarbles
10/17/23 4:58:00 PM
#40
Women are people.

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TopicDo you have any kind of "comfort horror"?
McMarbles
10/17/23 4:56:30 PM
#16
Simpsons Treehouse of Horror episodes.

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TopicThere's no admin anymore, post pictures of big docks
McMarbles
10/17/23 4:40:28 PM
#40
TomClark posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/2/1/AAABqgAAE8b5.jpg
You fool! You've created a pair-o'docs!

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TopicWhy do women ruin themselves with unnatural crap like with plastic surgery
McMarbles
10/17/23 12:39:47 PM
#32
thronedfire2 posted...
Someone tag me when we get to the part where CEmen say theyd never bang a woman with tattoos
Or without them.

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