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HANGtheDJ_86 posted...

Just wait til they start targeting you for your small penis

Anime streaming sites be damned

Haha but I don't have a small penis hahahahahahahah

leafsRULE posted...

i am firmly on the side of the fence that this is all psychosomatic, and that we likely bought the shit because we did infact google it/DMed it/looked at a site with it/etc beforehand but forgot, and thats where the ads come from. yeah they spying on us, but it isn't through the mic. it's through our keystrokes.

That said, phone tracking can be useful for using transit. Google Maps is the most convenient transit app (despite not being very reliable)

Although I love jajangmyeon, I haven't had it or mentioned it at all until today. No googling or anything about it either.

DrizztLink posted...

It jumped straight to food fetish stuff?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/5/4/AAbtaqAAEq4-.jpg

Xatrion posted...

I'm afraid to ask what a jajangmyeon is.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/5/3/AAbtaqAAEq49.jpg

Black bean noods

I was at the supermarket. Picked up some instant jajangmyeon. Didn't even say SHIT.

A minute later I open up Instagram and the first ad that pops up?

Fucking JAJANGMYEON

Not the first time it did this scary shit too

Bump

What's something that you'll never do again?

Cynyn posted...

Only if you deed harder than youve ever deed before

Waxitron_Gazer posted...

i mean have you ever had a situation where you DIDN'T feel better after blasting?

XxKrazyChaosxX posted...

Might even fix that leg too.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/4/9/AAbtaqAAEqvh.jpg

Waxitron_Gazer posted...

wow it's almost like science has proven decades ago that endorphins from orgasms can cause pain relief

So if I break my leg I can deed and feel better?

Sometimes after a night of heavy drinking and I get too dizzy when I lay my head on my pillow I enter a vigorous hour long deed sesh full of sweat and grunting and tears and then I feel so good after I sleep

huh?

It's getting hot as hell and I'm gonna need you to HYDRATE

This wouldn't happen in the boating business

Imagine if flies had lasers

codey posted...

I will say that as a white guy the people I would hear saying it growing up were definitely being racist lol

Well apparently the mods agree because I got modded for it lol. I'll just refrain from using the term from now on.

MabusIncarnate posted...

Just gonna call Japanese cars "rice rockets" huh?

If it helps, I'm Asian and I grew up with that culture lol. Maybe it was because I was young and didn't really have the best means of research, but from the inside looking in and reading magazines such as import tuner, "rice rockets" was such a common term in the community and I never realized/saw it as a racist thing.

I love racing games but more on the arcade/street racing side type like Need For Speed, Midnight Club, The Crew, etc. Mainly because I grew up with Initial D and the love for rice rockets and all that jazz lol

Step brothers and anchor man for me. But don't really know most of the lines. Just a lot of the one liners

Topic

Ratchetrockon posted...

Wtf is that

Fried rice!

I mean dude has the Majin symbol on his helmet not exactly a surprise

We measuring from the balls right?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/0/2/AAbtaqAAEqcC.jpg

Huh?

I like her because she seems fun and ain't afraid to go nudie on the big screen

EthanSilver posted...

I'm hold you liable for damages.

I ain't dun nuttin!

tremain07 posted...

The amount of damage they'll do really feels like getting a nut punch followed up by a kidney smash

Huh?

billcom6 posted...

I would now like to point out that after 30 hours, I just figured out what sub battlefields (side missions) are. Now they are all insanely easy because I am overleveled.

You'd think so but there are some BS gankbangs in some of those

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/1/8/AAbtaqAAEqS6.jpg

I fucking suck at bowling but learning how to curve looks fucking sick styling on my way to a 70 average

SiO4 posted...

I'm a Wonder Swan!!!!!

A what??

Remember when people LITERALLY had a countdown clock for Billie Eillish turning 18?

Dakimakura posted...

The Nintendo Wii because I like people holding my wii.

Nice

Turbam posted...

The 360
When people see me, they turn 360 degrees and then walk away.

Nice

Hmm?

You know what's crazy TC? The same thing pretty much happened to me today also!

I was at the mall earlier, got some lunch and sat in the food court. There was a 20something girl a few tables away, after a while she finished eating and walked off, leaving her trash on the table and also two shopping bags under it. I was pretty much finished myself so I cleaned my table, picked up her bags from where she was sat and caught up to her. The conversation was thus:

Me: "Excuse me miss?"
Her: "Yes?"
Me: "I was just wondering if y-"
Her: [cut me off] "I have a boyfriend."
Me: "Okay, that's great, well you can tell him that your shopping you forgot about will be at the security desk at the front of the mall."
Her: "What?"

As I walked off she put two and two together and started calling me back, "Hey, hey wait!"

I didn't want to be accused of theft so I handed her one bag, which seemed to be clothes, and just dropped the other one on the floor. No idea what was in it but it was heavy. She instantly went to check whatever was in that bag as I turned round and walked off.

Yeah I'm a proper alpha male putting it to some young girl.

I had a bad morning anyway so meeting an asshole by being an asshole felt great. As did posting this topic. Fanx.

King_Rial posted...

Used to. I only eat soft cookies these days though.

Just how sawft we talkin bout here b?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/2/0/AAbtaqAAEp-o.jpg

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/2/1/AAbtaqAAEp-p.jpg

When I was younger, I had a dream that the exorcist chick was chasing me around a rotting church while she was constantly screaming "FUCK ME!" in a demonic voice. She was fast as fuck and bouncing around the walls and I knew she was toying with me. When I realized I couldn't get away, I kinda surrendered but luckily woke up before...the deed actually happened

Mothafucking TOMBA

HANGtheDJ_86 posted...

Almost as if a pair of Crocs started to grow and slowly consume it's host

Funny you say that...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/2/8/AAbtaqAAEp28.jpg

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/9/4/AAbtaqAAEp2a.jpg

EyeWontBeFooled posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/6/1/AACjiOAAEp15.jpg

Nice.

Also not nice for being my first challenge in gen 2 when I was a kid lol

Discuss.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/8/7/AAbtaqAAEpuf.jpg

Finished Bahamut. Maybe I was too hyped up by reddit but I liked the Titan fight more lol. The lights and the DBZ fusion and fighting in space was dope, but something about the Titan fight was just soooooo fucking metal.

Mother?