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Active shooter drills are important for staff members but why on earth would you involve the children of a psychiatric hospital in that?

In Vegas?

Pretty impressive that you kick out a company that brings in like 20 million dollars a day just for a statement from a now-former CEO that he didn't even want to make.

And that's how Duncan fell in love with Bigfoot.

Those are some damn good margaritas.

Yeah that's absolutely unacceptable. That kind of imagined scenario was made much worse by including the real child of another user here.

Fix this.

Porky's

You ever get an itch inside your ass but you don't want to get your finger smelly?

Talk about a brain-melting topic we got here.

I know historically VPs are useless but she seems especially so.

And being the tiebreaker vote in the Senate doesn't mean much if you can't get your caucus to be in lockstep.

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The two situations are not even remotely similar.

We didn't listen.

You don't volunteer to build homes for 40 years if you don't give a fuck about people.

You know you've made it as a comic book character when they kill you off.

90s era bands have been on classic rock stations for quite a while now.

Do you think when you get served by Fandom the subpoena is covered in ads and videos that play automatically?

Outside.

I wonder how many arguments have suddenly stopped.

It's about damn time.

Make a few financial-related phone calls I've been putting off.

Walt Disney really hates it when I, Mickey Mouse, participate in orgies!

Literally got his pants beaten off.

That's a name that takes me back. I was really into WSOP around 2005 and 2006.

RIP

Why go on vacation if you're just going to play video games the whole time?

Fix It Again Lamborghini

The full beard probably didn't look all that great either.

Source: ass

Do you actually think that's real?

I know this whole thing is supposed to be sideshow clown shit but my god everything about that was embarrassing for Boogie. Needing to have your damn pants taped on? Man.

Hope he at least got a little bit of money for that.

The lights on the back bring them in like moths to a flame.

When my body hits the beach everyone is happy they've got sand right there to rub into their eyeballs.

She's not your buddy, guy!

How old is Brian McGee now?

The story Marx wanted to tell.

I think people are more concerned about having locations spoiled and not the story beats.

I really hate when I sit on my testicle.

Called the black cop who killed terrorist Ashli Babbit a thug.

Prince Philip at the end looked better than she does.

Bunch of nerds.

Who the fuck would have time for that?

So at what point in this process does somebody get thrown out of Congress?

That's what happens when you play at the same time as Michael Jordan.

So will they keep Meta as the name of the parent company?

That's how Darth Carradine died.

It was okay but the two Scorsese movies it was drawing from are much much better.

I love the sexy slither of a lady snake. Oh baby.

For old niche movies the only versions available are probably going to be pan-and-scan.