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Wtf is venmoney?

With a name like that I would sure hope so

Guns_of_Verdun posted...

You imagined the girls?

The original story was so hype. Who tf wouldn't show?

Probably unless she can't handle this gay boy

Whatever my ikea futon is called

Where all the non-Swedish magic happens in complete solitude

We like it when you talk PP

It's why I keep my Ancient Mew buried in the dirt

Plot twist: that's her flesh

Glob posted...

Im not being judgemental. I just think the people who can accept that its going are generally happier for it and it shows. When people try to hide the fact that theyre losing their hair, they arent fooling anybody.

But if they are fooling you and successfully hiding it then how would you even know? I'm not sure you've thought this through entirely.

And you called them undignified. Seems like a bit of a harsh unfair judgement to me. You might've just been saying it in a jokingly playful way tho so it's all good.

Sir_Specter posted...

TC being fat or not doesn't change the situation.

Just because they're not interested in sexiness doesn't mean we can't be

sonichu posted...

shes 35this is just who she is

The brain is plastic as they say. Though that would be quite the reawakening from the sound of it.

This is one head scratcher of a kink you got

Seriously though, since this sounds so extreme it's likely best to just avoid her as much as you can all together. That is some next level toxic pessimism on her part. I'm sorry she chose to put you through this. Maybe her understanding will change in the future.

Glob posted...

As somebody who seems unlikely to ever lose his hair, if its going, let it go. Its much more dignified than trying to cling onto it.

Judgmental much

Oh shit I'm being judgmental too by saying that, aren't I?

I'd need to see her butt first

That reminds me of the time I got caught jerking off and my mom took all my socks away

Had me stuck wearing sandals all summer

The vagueness of the console price increase sounds just a bit ominous

Someone here should bite the bullet and date Duncan so they can teach him how to actually date

I'm just kidding, Dunc. Maybe you need to go back to the drawing board a bit and rethink your approach. Try upping some new pics and tweaking your profile bio. We're here for you man if you need any advice

I mean his face isn't outright ugly

Seems like a bit of a reach

I've really been diggin those discount dollar store bars lately so probably not

But where is the overwhelming love and acceptance?

With thoughts and then words

I don't trust him, them, or you!

I'd like to wish him props on all of his accomplishments and I wish your family well

I'm just going to go ahead and assume that they are a CoD clan

Or maybe a graff crew but I've never big fan of the letter "J" so eh

A prostitutes gotta eat

Sure doesn't sound like it would take up too much time

All the quirky misspellings finally made her snap

They're still meant for each other though so it's chill

MDMA marketer

It practically comes natural if you like to dance

This is why I only fuck with blotter paper

The printed design being the least important part

You just need to know how to set up your smart sex toys

Everything else is extra curricular

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This man had some really really bad steam

I played Cel Damage

I consider the names to be interchangeable

I hear they the freakiest

I saw reviews on Amazon of people receiving sealed games but when they opened them they were completely empty with no game inside

Not sure what the dealio is with that but now I always open mine right away

They are renal diet friendly too fyi

This supposed cat has good tastes

We do it to spread awareness and certainly not for our own entertainment

The first dozen eps or so of Desert Punk is a pretty cool watch

Think post apocalyptic bounty hunter with some comedy sprinkled on top

Snakethief posted...

This Asian cab driver gave me five dollars off my cab trip earlier because he liked my shirt.

You got flirted with hard

A hot topic on CE maybe

That cheese will give you a squeeze

Consider this topic tracked

Noname12 posted...

I never understood her with that. would come at me aggressively in every topic for being a cop. But is employed as a rent a cop to protect property

Damn I thought she was a clerk/cashier or something. That totally changes the story

Bruh broke the cardinal rule of no money no funny

Definitely should've started with bags of ganj... err maybe not since it is Japan

Some of y'all must be smokin' on pessimism in freebase form

There is a whole lotta good too on this wild ass ride of an experiment that we call the internet

A bummer to hear how they lost their privileges after the influx of gangs. And some other things that I'm not going to mention

Thanks for the share

My pre-employment counselor is from Japan and is currently there visiting

Hopefully they ain't holdin' her down none

HylianFox posted...

Truth is, I'm really glad smartphones and social media weren't a thing when I was in school.

HS sucked as is, I can only imagine how hard kids today have it...

With social media drug dealers the kid in a candy store analogy is pretty damn apt