Lurker > WorstOfAll

Muscles posted...

Life, in general, is shitty so just embrace the good times when you have them

Yeah... they were pretty nice while they lasted

Lokarin posted...

I'm very happy where I'm at

why wouldnt you be? you've never seen how much better it can get.

ZangsBeard posted...

If you think Jen hasnt openly antagonized me you either didnt see it or intentionally forgot. Lol

Didn't see it I spoze. I always thought you two were buds or some such.

I don't really follow the trends that well. I just talk a lot of shit and some of it sticks.

Don't feel too bad though. I got out early and I'm still almost as miserable as you.

Hey thanks for the recap post, but people who have been coping with this shit for longer than I have surely have better mechanisms than I do, so it's not at all unreasonable to wonder how they do it.

Just a reminder that there is very little room for escape.

Jen0125 posted...

Not gonna argue with someone who wants to gaslight the board into believing they've ever tried to empathize with anyone on this board lol godspeed with your dry spell

boy I must have REALLY gotten you salty over something for you to be this worked up, but for the life of me, I do not know what it is.

Jen0125 posted...

You've not been nice to anyone on this board lol don't rewrite history because you find yourself the same as those you previously took joy in demeaning

You can ask Zang how much I shit on him in some of his topics too lol

I didn't say nice. I said not mean. There are plenty of people here that I don't openly antagonize because they don't make themselves as easy of a target.

And I never demeaned anyone on this board who struggled with a lack of sex life. Never felt anything for them but sympathy. Not pity, just a genuine understanding that the dating world really fuckin sucks.

On this specific subject I only made fun of people who's sex lives were or are laughable, and only when appropriate.

Jen0125 posted...

Comes for advice from people they have treated with disdain

Classic

Zang does the same thing and I dont see you jumping in his topics throwing a fit

Besides, just because I'm mean to most of the board doesn't mean I'm mean to everyone. I've mostly been nice to the virgins and incels round these parts. I get their struggle. The dating world fucking sucks.

BlackScythe0 posted...

Why are you here bragging to a bunch of guys how easy it is for a woman to get laid?

Someone recommended an ap, and I said why I'm not interested. It's not like I made the topic for that purpose, nor am I one to sleep around.

I'm not judging anyone or trying to brag. I actually did come here for advice from people who have been very open about having experience with the struggle I am facing.

I feel like Nvidia 30 series is hitting the sweet spot right now. Pick something there that matches your budget.

Go nuts. Hell, grab a 3090ti, and I'm sure you wouldn't be disappointed

ZangsBeard posted...

Hitachi, bro.

I had to look it up.

I really don't like toys.

Beyond that, I have tremors that make self gratification more of a frustration than a release

CarefreeDude posted...

How long has it been? My longest dry spell is around 2 months, due to wife having babies.

Good guess. Today is day 74.

When I had Rein was the previous record.

The most recent gen of graphics cards is a real shit show. Buying top of the line right now would be foolish.

I'm not looking to get laid. Besides, I'm good looking enough not to need a dating ap if I was. If I wanted it, I could get it.

I'm more about trying to come to grips with not getting it anymore this morning.

We drove from Tangier to Cape Town, which is about 7000 miles, but we sure as hell did not do it in one shot.

In one shot, probably more like 600 miles. 14 hour road trips were about it for me.

I feel like I could pretty much kill or fuck anything that moves. My constant rage state is only getting worse. When I made a topic about getting laid last year, a bunch of you said you had gone years without. So this is me, coming to you all for advice because I am afraid if things continue as they are I am going to end up on the nightly news.

I'm actually doing pretty well this morning, but it wouldnt be a blues topic without some hard time killing floor blues

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LK3CBkOSTjs

when I completely schooled you all at hades, and asserted my dominance on you.

So what games are you all playing this year that I can be better than you at?

Probably a wise idea you deleted that. Don't do anything too stupid homie.

That got pretty dark... Jesus

Found one of the actual cards, but it has four pieces instead of 2 and yep. You nailed it.

smart sober person would've posted the vid in question maybe

https://i.imgur.com/uaib9v9.gif

Im just not getting it. He used to use a lot of elastic thread but Imnot seeing how that works here.

I drag my feet a lot so usually the hem on the legs

Its me. I am the worst of all.

EclairReturns posted...

I had the day off today. I woke up extremely sleep-deprived, partially because of my landlord and his wife making so much noise. I had little to do today, other than take out the trash. I usually take my trash out to a nearby public dumpster, so that I need not trouble the lot I am renting from. But then I had a series of embarrassing mishaps on the way. It's snowing like mad in Nevada at the mo'; it is not weather climate with which I am well-acquainted. I slipped and fell on ice on my way to my car, and then a nearby neighbor of the landlord's told me to walk on the snow. His advice was greatly appreciated, but I could not help but feel embarrassed and foolish all the same. When I started my car, I found that I was unable to drive it out of the snow into which it had been lodged. A frustrating endeavor for me, indeed. To this end, I returned to my landlord's, and asked for help (I very much hate doing this) in contacting someone who could remove the snow from around my car. He then took out a snow shovel, and then he and the neighbor from earlier helped me drive out of the curb at which I was parked. I tossed my trash into the public dumpster as I had planned, then returned. After I parked in that same spot --- for no other spots were available, you see --- I found that I was once more unable to drive out of the curb. Some passersby pointed at me, giving me odd looks, once more increasing my anxiety and embarrassment. On my way to retrieve my landlord's snow shovel, I couldn't help but feel that the neighbor who had helped earlier was whispering darkly at me. Then his dog broke free of his control, and chased me, but not before he could call him back, to my great relief. After having cleared what I hope is a clear path out the curb, I returned to the room I was renting, where I slept for nearly an hour. As I prepared my usual dinner, consisting of eggs and rice, I thought back on the worries that had helped induce slumber. I realized that I care far too much about how others see me, and that as it is well beyond my control, I would do well to put it from my mind. Of course, as I contemplated later, I would soon slip into my unhealthy thought patterns. I now contemplate on feeling unaccomplished in life, of feeling lonely, of rarely being heard in my past life. I think about the projects that I had set for myself, of how I had not made any progress on any of them today, since I was feeling too tired to get started on any of them. In short, this wasn't one of my better days. Nowadays, in my solitude, I childishly long to be hugged.

jesus christ bro

I'm going through a bunch of old clips and I thought I knew how schmen's entire shtick worked, but there's a trick in here I never saw.

He never bought pre-made shit, so this would be something he could have made himself.

keyblader1985 posted...

Not great. My bus decided to run several minutes early this morning so I had to take an Uber to work. I also put a new keyblade keychain on my ker ring and it didn't even last until I got to work; I have no idea when or where it broke off.

That is pretty shitty :(
You have a picture from the product page or anything?

So I'm going through videos and gifs and photos and listening to sad music and causing myself distress.
How are you on this very stupid day?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ywTC7yt7XZw

I miss my mom

If anyone could have stopped the dumbass path I opted for, she would've

https://youtu.be/LT4fNnRmyoA

ReturnOfFa posted...

sorry this is a bit further away from original blues, but it's founded in it. and I love the emotional playing
https://youtu.be/_q0nImsfMvE

One of Zappa's more palatable performances IMO. I'm not much of a fan of his music, but I can absolutely recognize that almost any music released in my life that I enjoyed would not have existed without him.

He actually made me feel feelings, but then again I am pretty vulnerable this AM

I was legitimately ugly crying in the shower to Robert Johnson this morning.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BkPm8JIJJQ

he's right. it is pretty hard to tell.

Juuuust fuckin with ya dude.

It's a neat enough design even if I hate every group you listed

Should I say it?

schmen does close up magic and this topic has got me thinking about it so I went and pulled up some old videos and gifs and shit and now I'm sad again today looking at his stupid face, and I hope you can see how this is entirely your fault TC.

I was pretty far out of line talking that way about such a well respected human being.

Lets all take a moment and post a few of our favorite barbara walters clips

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=If-oWqUYzlQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsCM7NeFu5w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3PP_SWHUQQ

pure class

Hey, I like butter too.

Today I feel like some Johnnie Temple. Boy does not get enough love.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xp5Q477tWNM

Gaawa_chan posted...

I mean, this is gamefaqs, so obviously most people will probably say video games, shows, etc... basically anything that doesn't require direct contact with others.

You prefer to be not gratified? Pretty sure that's not just a guy thing.

I prefer not to rub myself raw all day. That is mostly a guy thing.

Kinda nice that her death is being so overshadowed by Benedict's

She would have hated that lol

Nichtcrawler-X posted...

Was your entire day dedicated to Schmen before?

I did typically spent a good portion with him or Rein, yes.

SpaceBear_ posted...

Flick it.

Do guys just really never get tired of self gratification? Because I sure do.

Figure I should ask the experts ;)

For reference, in post 6 I said this in response to the first person who had a problem with that line.

WorstOfAll posted...

Sorry I dont have a sarcasm font homie. I'm mean, not narcissistic. I have no delusions regarding my reputation on a board that I havent posted on in close to a year with people that I deliberately antagonize.

Barbara Walter's was a mean spirited pedophile helping piece of garbage who never added a thing of value to the world.

May she rest in piece.

BADoglick posted...

It's charming. Very much Americana but with alien imagery in store windows. NASA comes out every couple years to host a festival too.

One more fun fact, the movie Kingpin with Bill Murray and Woody Harrelson was shot there.

Huh... I fuckin love that movie.

BADoglick posted...

Did you know that there's a Mars, Pennsylvania?

They have a ufo in the middle of town, and on new years they drop a mini ufo on it like the ball in times Square and the high school team name is the fighting planets.

I did know about Mars PA, but not about those little factoids. That's pretty fun. Sounds like a fun town.

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


I am hurt and I am mean. Fight me.

Nichtcrawler-X posted...

Cannot say I remember/realised you being separate from Schmen.

Not doubting your presence, just the "power couple of PotD" claim.

Fuckin christ yall. I'm not sure how many of you didn't get it and how many of you are just fucking with me, but my keyboard doesn't have a sarcasm font.

I did not post here often enough, and neither of us were well liked enough for that to be taken seriously. It's not real.

Literally said so in the first 10 posts, but I know shit gets skimmed so whatever

Krow_Incarnate posted...

Huh

I always thought Schmen was the one that was obsessed with Mars.

And honestly had no idea you were even posting before the Notschmendrake account.

He did take my mars schtick and take it to a whole nother stupid level, so you're not wrong.

It was a lot shittier to be a known girl around here then, and a bigger than average percentage of my posts were gimmick posts. He also took over and ruined almost all of those accounts so that assumption is pretty much the norm.