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Despised posted...

Gradually for me, my girlfriend took a long time to come back but she found doing some burnt orange trick helped a ton

Hey at least you could fart like crazy and she'd never know as long as you kept it quiet.

Questionmarktarius posted...

All these squares make a circle. All these squares make a circle. All these squares make a circle. All these squares make a circle. All these squares make a circle. All these squares make a circle. All these squares make a circle. All these squares make a circle. All these squares make a circle. All these squares make a circle. All these squares make a circle. All these squares make a circle.

PECKING ORDER!

Given how much we feel bad for yamcha, can we take the "I did it" line flub from XenoVerse and just let yamcha have that kill?

Didn't WCW once set up a ring at Mount Rushmore? Or am I thinking of the Sturgis ppv where Eddie Guerrero made Ric flair moon the crowd while ric was fighting the sunset flip?

Cat made soup, yeah yeah yeah

Are you a yoshi?

So have I. A long time ago.

It's a shame the "what if..." YouTubers make more use of launch. In one of masokox's stories she actually trains and keeps up with everyone. I think it's his "what if Goku landed at capsule corp".

You say "aw son of bitch! Why the moon hit my eye like that?"

Are you secretly a flying penis?

hockeybub89 posted...

I definitely thought people were freaking out over nothing, but then it just kept getting worse

Same. I thought it was just the yearly health crisis we always hear about on the news but never really became a problem. Then people started clearing out the meat case every store I worked at. It's funny that in two years of COVID I never got it from working with the public. It took my kid bringing it home from school for me to get it. I was vaccinated too

And maintain eye contact as you rip a mighty chair shattering fart to establish dominance.

wackyteen posted...

I'm not working/at work but I'm stuck on work property.

What do?

Walk around and crop dust as many as you can.

I know it's a week out but, what we drinking for st pat's?

I don't give a fuck about your bosses.

Lots of soup making going on

I've been playing heroes recently. More fun than a dynasty warriors clone should be.

cjsdowg posted...

On sitcoms back in the 80s and 90s. So many times for one show the family would get a Nintendo or something. And it just on the of the TV not plugged in

Or mashing all the buttons or atari pac man noises are heard.

That's it, IT IS OOOOON!

Dropkick Murphys won't be doing a free live stream this year. Instead it's being put behind a $17 paywall. I'm totally paying for it of course but so much for drinking and watching with you fam.

Oh something to add to my post. They do it on live TV so everyone can enjoy the fart.

With things like "loudly and powerfully farts til internal organs fly out of their ass"

Just ultimate, final bout, and legacy. Never played the rest.

Foppe posted...

There was a TV show called Life.
One of the episodes follows the investigation around what appears to be a hate crime against some Persian college students and then it's revealed that they were selling drugs. Apparently, for some reason, one of the drug dealers kept his records hidden in a drug-addled modified version of Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones (presumably this game was used because of the Middle Eastern victims).
Now, here's the funny part: in order to access the Excel files containing all the records of drug-trafficking and cash locations, it seems that players have to reach "level 10". One would think keeping such information on a separate flash drive or something similar would make more sense in case one needed speedy access, but whatever. Anyway, the police figure this out through some bizarre leap of logic, and then it turns out that computer technician in the department really sucks at the game (which is apparently so exciting that an entire crowd forms around him to cheer him on as he plays). The drug dealer's sister, though, is seen watching and playing along on an invisible controller, so she's led into the room and proceeds to whoop ass as The Prince and his counterpart.
And WHAM, Level 10 and suddenly the Excel file opens in Office on the Xbox.

I remember when that first aired. My wife and I were verbally shredding that whole sequence.

Pretty much. Now there's so many click bait articles saying "part 2 release date announced" when there is no release date. Just fall 2023.

Your description of TNG reminded me of one of the dirtiest jokes on family guy.

https://youtu.be/O7mN3_Ze10M

He didn't make the final so they let us go ahead and leave. It was his first time around so hopefully he learned from it and will do better next time around.

SenlinRescinds posted...

Playing those games on hard is just awful anyways so that's fine

Better than jumping through ridiculous hoops for the extra stinger

Still waiting around for round 2 of speech.

AloneIBreak posted...

Is he going to posture about what direction stand up comedians are allowed to punch?

Pretty interesting topic tho, tbh. What grade level are the debaters

Junior high level.

a-c-a-b posted...

What kinda topics are they debating?

He got "humor interpretation". Not sure what the other kids got.

Has Bill and Ted showed up yet?

First round down. Waiting for second.

Antifar posted...

No I was just making a stupid joke: Speech And Debate

Ah, gotcha. Nothing wrong with dumb jokes .

Antifar posted...

Sounds SAD

Like me he's not really athletic so we'll see how he does with persuasive speech.

Foppe posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/8/8/AAA_aCAAEPaI.jpg

I REMEMBER THAT!

Here's hoping for a decent outcome. As our rival school rolls up just now. IT'S OOOOON!

It is actually a pretty good game honestly.

I like your booty, but I'm not gay!

Disengaged posted...

*Lights match*
*Flicks it across the room with surgical accuracy into TC's gas spewing dirty donut*
*Turns around and puts on sunglasses*
*Slow mo walk away from explosion*

You forgot the clever quip before the "YEEEEEEEAAAAAH!"

Return fire!

If there was a pooping for distance competition, would it be called the poop shoot?

Lordgold666 posted...

Buns Jovi - I breathe air from glutes

I guess this time you're really peeing
I heard youre a winking stained browneye
Well as my broken fart flies steaming
You shot straight logs into my eye
You say youve tried to push some squitters
And now youre shitting at my door
You left me drowning in brown tears
And you wont shave meat anymore
I'm laying a log, just give me one more chance girl
I breathe air from glutes, steam rising from your fresh poo
When you beef, I want to huff the air from stool
I breathe air from glutes
I'd shit and I'd die for you
I'd slice a bun off that guy for you
Squirts can't say what mud can do
I breathe air from glutes

What did I just read?

You down with OPP?

Southernfatman posted...

Out of those, 3. My fav is still THUG 2. It's the best gameplay wise.

My only problem with thug 2 is it felt like it was made to be a viva la bam game but they threw the tony hawk name on it right before release.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/9/4/AAAxZJAAEOF2.jpg

Work selfie!

Trumble posted...

I just ripped a pretty sweet fart. Not like a super-incredible one you'd never forget, but a very decent fart, good sound to it, went on for a respectable amount of time, you know the drill.

Got the feeling there's a second wave coming soon too. EDIT: It came, and was every bit as good as the first.

EDIT: Seems it was warning of an impending dump, which has now been taken. You know how some dumps, you take and then a while later rip a truly epic fart? I have a feeling this is going to turn out to be one of those.

You smell the soup before you make it sometimes