Lurker > Johnny_Nutcase

Hey i've never been to Seattle but here I am a Kraken fan. I was pissed at the New York Giants last year and when these guys started up I picked em up. Hell before that I was a Toronto Maple Leafs fan. I almost bought a Leafs shirt. Woulda been one of the only assholes in NM with a Toronto shirt. I still might if Seattle fucks up again this year.

Fortunately Giants are doing well so im too well invested in Football to think about Hockey right now. Pissed at the NFL because I gotta get the fuck up at 7:30am so I can watch the fuckin Giants/Packers game because London can't seem to start their fucking games later in the day. Fuckin assholes. Never see me with a London shirt buncha babies.

You didn't stab yourself in the hand with pair of scissors di you? My right forefinger is still 100% numb but I have full range of motion back. I kinda forget about it. Could win some bets if someone said "Heyyyy bet you cant hold a flame to your finger for a whole minute" "OH YEAH?"

Damn my brother showed up tonight I wasn't planning on drinking tonight so I finished off the Kraken, however since he can drive he's gettin me more beer. I can't rely on him for shit until he randomly shows up.

I think he broke his dick and arm/shoulder

@MabusIncarnate heal the fuck up so we can play D2

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Today I will be dabbling in the Kraken. Now I know what can happen when I get on that stuff, but listen. I will pace myself and behave like a proper gentleman like person and there will be no fights, fires, farts, or foxes involved. With that I raise my glass in a cheers annnnd I hope you all get fired.

Bottle is almost gone and i'm still upbeat and non hostile. I done did good.

Shit I even talked to Smackems mom tonight. Great woman.

He said pussification so fast he got away with it.

Today was a crazy sorta break through day. After all the legal shit hole horseshit hoops I had to jump through I finally got control over everything legally that my parents have. My dad always made it a point for me to do this but he nevvvvvver made it easy himself and certainly not on me but maybe he did it just to make me learn the hard way.

I can sit outside in a pouring rain tonight and just sigh of relief.

@MabusIncarnate Golf with Schmackers get in there

SHUT UP Kirk!

How is Mississippi not on there @Smackems ?

I was always meh on Kid Rock on his early shit and I think i've posted this before but when I saw this.... I wrote his ass right the fuck off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyFnLqJx-uU

Like I always liked this one but ever since I saw that new video I just can't stand the guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MI9O5rDh0bM

Why no pics of cow? I'm so ashamed of you right now.

@Ankha

I was talking with Blaze and Canuck we were discussing women and their ability to bottle up rage and let it out all at once because they never just tell us at the time of our fuck ups.... so I told him this

My next girl im gonna tell her right outta the gate "Mam if I fuck up and I will, I need you to address it to me immediately and not let it sit in your vault of hatred until it gets so full you yell at me at work in the parking lot for 30 minutes. If you can agree to that I can agree to lay you down near the fire and make sweet passionate love to you"
And that's it man magic begins

Doesn't that sound pretty godamn reasonable to you? Tell all the women you know this and life will be great for a few lucky men out there.

You would wreck it before you even got on it

Today I will be dabbling in the Kraken. Now I know what can happen when I get on that stuff, but listen. I will pace myself and behave like a proper gentleman like person and there will be no fights, fires, farts, or foxes involved. With that I raise my glass in a cheers annnnd I hope you all get fired.

FigureOfSpeech posted...

the fuck? censor bypass is under "illegal activities" now? That's some bullshit. They aren't even consistent about modding people for that. I've seen people post videos with the n word uncensored and not get modded.

I can say fuck cancer all day long but if I add one more u it's game over. I imagine it's a censor bypass thing BUT they used to give me an error when I did that so I couldn't. So it's still against the rules but they don't stop you from doing it anymore.... makes total Gamefaqs sense.

Is it dirty? Take an air duster and give her a good once over. Check for graphic card updates and then if you can see if you can just replace that one fan.

It's probably you. That's why you're asking all these suspicious questions.

Oh see now they make me feel guilty for dragging you into my "criminal activity"

I'm sorry but fuck this site. I spellllllllllllllllllllllllllled out fuck with a few too many c or k's???? and i'm now lumped into what? Criminal activity cheating in online gam.... I'm so done with this place.

Reason ModeratedOther Issues - Criminal activity, drug use, cheating in online games, personally identifiable information, etc
Bypasses the automatic language censoring systemNote from ModeratorDon't bypass the censor by elongating words, etc.

So just recognize why you're a miserable bastard and sad and FIX IT.

It's really hard for me to pin point exactly WHY I drink. All I know is when I was a teen I tried it, I loved it, and I never stopped. I think it's a misconception that if you drink a lot you must be a miserable bastard or you're deeeeeeply sad but really i'm upbeat usually, I mean I got some serious circumstances this past year or two that really made alcohol almost necessary and I did end up drinking more than usual and I don't think anyone would fault me for it.

Other than that I just love to get toasted and have fun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_WzkwH1L9w

Smackems posted...

I need an invite to the discord someone. Can't use my old account

Oh shit you haven't posted anything all day did you? I shoulda picked up on that. Hold your GODAMN horses i'll pm it to you

Also @ApherosyLove Why you leave us?

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ftfy

FigureOfSpeech posted...

computer was dicking around again with the same shit it was doing a month or so ago, but I've successfully been able to play a game and have music on without it fucking around for the past few hours. Maybe it's getting its shit together lol (seems to fuck around mostly after updates but then chills the fuck out a bit afterward)

What's the issue? Look in the event logs to see if anything stands out.

I like that you lose experience dying spices it up abd makes you play smart. When youre lvl 98 and die thaaaaat will definitely cost you a ton of hours which would cause me to do more than yell.

When was the last time it happened and whats the story behind it? Did things get violent?

Oh I do have 3 but my thinkin is why play that when D2 is leaps and bounds better..... imo of course

@MabusIncarnate D2 tonight? They're starting a new season so fresh start for everyone.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCJKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK CANCER

fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbDLnhcR7Ng

Smackems posted...

She likes everything from heart to tears for fears to Godsmack to coldplay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UNV4AlWB08

@Smackems I am drinking for your mom tonight man. I have absolutely no idea what music she likes but I'll try this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfoqELZWcp8

You said you have like a 6 day weekend? Ohhh man you're gonna be fuckered right up.

Ran into a guy today and he saw my Giants hat and asks me "Are you a TRUE Giants fan?" I already knew where this was goin so I was like "Yeah i'm from Jersey I grew up a fan" I asked him if who his team was and he's like "Giants" I ask him "You from the area?" "Yeah New Yawwwwwk" It was right there I knew I was dealin with a new yawwwker. He started tellin me how he used to work on the piers and i'm thinkin... well what the fuck are you doin out here? My guess witness protection.

Well that and/or he took his fancy NY money and came out here because he could buy a big ass house here in comparison to a closet he'd get there.

Good to see the music comin back to the drinking topic. Of course ACAB would make that happen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YfLv3njgCw

Ohhh that would piss me right off.

Championship

Ill just see myself in here but I want my seat back I had a nice asssss grooove goin